Husband Night Out Permission Slip

February 21st, 2007 6:07 pm | HAHAHA | BlackWhite | 419 Views
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Just for laughs. Application Form for a night out with the boys and I thought that most of you might want to download it :D. The image might not be clear, so in Firefox, right click on the image, click View Image.
Some excerpts:

Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.

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    J Says:

    I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me.

    I like! I like! :D

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    spikey Says:

    some people have all the time in the world to come up with this kinda jokes….huis i envy them!

  3. 13
    J Says:

    Correction spikey, some people are just born with their tails in their mouths :D

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