Its Time to laugh!!!
January 22nd, 2007 9:49 pm | HAHAHA | Bluepumpkin | 188 ViewsAn essay written by a Bihar—- candidate.You’ll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.This isa true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC (IAS)Examinations.
The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:
HE ISTHE COW. “The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.] He is sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together.Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his
basement. [ horses dont have any such attachment]What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza ] , in hand , and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child.This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with greatvelocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies.
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January 22nd, 2007 at 10:19 pm
HAHA
January 22nd, 2007 at 10:25 pm
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
January 22nd, 2007 at 10:46 pm
UPSC ask essays on cows to its aspirants???!! u gotta be kiddin!!!! essays on cows are generally asked at class -2 level sweetheart..pardon me if i`m wee bit touchy bout bihar!! hamarah desh mahan !! lolzz
January 22nd, 2007 at 10:47 pm
A tling zui a ni lom ni.?
January 22nd, 2007 at 11:00 pm
@life10
Can you write a better essay?lol I personally loved it. hehe
January 22nd, 2007 at 11:04 pm
@3d-lover….perhaps…english is not our forte in bihar ..i could outdo that essay for sure..hehhehehe..
January 22nd, 2007 at 11:06 pm
@3d-lover :a tling chiang rap thlak
January 22nd, 2007 at 11:19 pm
@life10:dunt take it seriously darling it was send to me by my fren so i just
forward it here thinking u guys will enjoy it like i did….i dunt care wat upse ask in their exam….the cow or a cow it doesnt matter for me.
January 22nd, 2007 at 11:22 pm
I think life10 is mature enough to get the joke.
January 22nd, 2007 at 11:25 pm
BTW, My guess is (if the essay is real), the author is quite intelligent.
January 22nd, 2007 at 11:25 pm
oh life10 dont be so touchy…. back in 1932 not much was known about cows and this was considered to be a very tough question back then.
anyhow i heard R used to memorize the above essay cuz he thought it was prrrfect
January 22nd, 2007 at 11:48 pm
yup.. talk about cows and Bihar and UPSC, and you have life10 all shook up!
I can understand the deep sentiments about Bihar and UPSC, but why cows? I thought you said you lost weight…
:-D
January 22nd, 2007 at 11:49 pm
@3d-lover:gud guess:)
@Goldmember:who is R????hehe lemme also know
January 22nd, 2007 at 11:53 pm
@Blue……
I mean if he ain’t intelligent, how the heck did he get thru the prelims which is tough as hell. hehe
January 23rd, 2007 at 10:15 am
he thil hi hman deuh khan a lar khop a, a tling an ti bok…
January 23rd, 2007 at 11:34 am
MIzo 1 cuan t hian a t bok an t.
Bongpui cu kel aiin a lian a. ki 2 nei in a ki atanga hla takah a mong a om bok ati ……… lolzzz a t dik hmel viau lo mo……………………
January 23rd, 2007 at 11:37 am
hmanah essay on hen ka chhiar tawh…Khushwant Singh joke book ah emaw ni khan le…chutah pawh chuan, “A hen is a bird, full of meat and feathers…” tih velin a intran in ka hria…
January 23rd, 2007 at 11:41 am
Goldiboy, remember R used to bring cabbages and serve dahlias to life10 at candlelit dinners when they were courting?
January 23rd, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Hahahah…van mawi chiang fahran ve…mahse engmaw zawng tak chuan mak ve phain… prelims clear hnuah mains part angin essay writin hi awm maw ka tia..ka hrelo nge mawle.. nge a clear ve reng reng prelims chu…lol. Mizo te kan changkang a.. english thiam tak2 leh lehkhathiam, fing tak tak an tam a.. mahse UPSC exam ziak ngamlo ka ti dawn nge.. kan n deuh thup mai.. tin a peih a peih thlawt lo kan tam na ngiang bawk.. kei chu he bihar mi poh hi a peihna leh a ngamna hrim hrim khi ka fak let ve tlat mai le.. kei ve chuan khitiang dinhmun ni ila .. a ngaihtuah poh hi ka tum chhin in ka ring silo.. tin in prepare a ngaih nasat zia ka hai tlat lo mai pek a..
Mahse nuihzawng a za bang bik chuang lo ve
January 23rd, 2007 at 12:06 pm
lolzz remind me of my Bawng essay in Mizo version when i was in 3rd grade at Ar’Ells ..
January 23rd, 2007 at 1:36 pm
lolzzz dont kap sup sup me lolzzz…mi bihar tran ve te ..lolzz….good to be back in the net world…:)) missed u guys man sandman,goldy,j.etc etc..
January 24th, 2007 at 11:52 am
lol gd 1!…cow essay tho an soi poh kha…ziah sei dan tur vak a thiam si lo a ti hian an ti ni om e……A cow has ten legs. no no no nine legs….no no no eight legs…..hetianga a taksa bung hrang an tih meuh chuan a lo thui fu e…A tih chu!