A girlfriend’s angry emails

September 9th, 2009 8:37 pm by Sandman

Hetiang hmeichhia hi Mizo te zingah pawh an awm ve nual in ka hria… NOI :D

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  1. 1
    chawnghilh Says:

    You guys, let me tell you a silly interesting tale —a young man, having quarreled with his fiancèe, sent her the following note :

    “Woman without her man is a savage.” :(

    In reply, the young lady returned the note with some additional “explanatory” punctuation :

    “Woman! without her, man is a savage.” :)
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    And they LIED happily ever after!

    @muantea : Spelling mistake hi a pawi thei, V hmaih palh khian LIED a ni daih! “Hetiang ang” hi fîmkhur chhuah fo tùr!

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    Sandman Says:

    Mahse khimi video a hmeichhia khi chu, “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” ai pawn a bawn zawk. More like, “Hell hath no fury like a passionate woman.” :D

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    muantea Says:

    Mizo tawngah “tiang ang” hi a awm em ni aw? Pu HV? Pu Sandmana’n ‘tiang’ a tih hi hi ‘hetiang’ tihna ni turah ngai ta pawh ni ila, ‘hetiang’ ah hian ‘ang’ hi belh a ngai bawk si lo…Admin lam hi in duhtui sia ka ngaimawh ka han sawi lang ve mai a ni e OT chu min ti lo ula, a content ka sawi thovin ka hria!!

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    Sandman Says:

    eee ka lo siam tha nghal e Pu muante, thank you :-)

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    hahthlaki Says:

    I am a passionate woman in a passionate positive way only…hehhe….and a No answer for 2 weeks will surely provoke my passions….eh!!! provided i am being informed…believe me i will surely listen n get my guy prepared for his trip….but two whole weeks with no words will be a BIG No No No….eh!!!! Ka fel hmel e….hehehe

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    shailendra Says:

    ‘tiang ang’ tih chu ‘like a stick’ tihna a ni. mizo tawng hian ’sap tawng invasion’ kan buaipui mek. sap tawng, a ngial a ngan a kan lehlin thin avang hian kan tawng a dal mek. eg. hair cut = sam met.sap tawng kan thiam tak tak hma khan mipa in sam kan met ngai lo, lu kan met thin… a tam mai, etc etc… english/sap tawng anga kan tawng hi kan thlah zalen dawn a nih chuan thu hran. eg. lathi charge… tih pawh hi oxford dictionary-ah a awm tawh a ni awm e…

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    chawnghilh Says:

    @hahthlaki : flying nèna in inchù-kha tàk mai avàngin, passionate woman-ah i rawn inchhâl thar vèl elo? “My guy …” te i tih tak vèl! :)

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    hahthlaki Says:

    OOO lalpa leh….Flying-a thik tur pha em chu i ni em aw….

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    chawnghilh Says:

    @muantea & shailendra : Mizoram-ah khân LUMEHNA kha SALOON (Hair cutting saloon?) tiin a intâr tlângpui mai thei, SALON tia intâr a vâng riau. HAIR CUTTERY tiin hèng laiah chuan an intâr kiau kuau mai!

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    opahmar Says:

    A va dik hmel ve aw…Next Euro trip chu hriat tur a nih chu

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    rotekawlasepa Says:

    hahthlak-in lo haw lose, hmeichhia hi hetiang lamah hian an huai duh zek a nia!!! Mizo hmeichhia tiamin.

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    Sandman Says:

    ooo @ hahthlaki, a mipa pawn a hma zawng khan a hrilh vek tawh a lawm Europe-a a kal tur thu, mahse attention a lo pe vak lo a ni awm e. Chuan kar 2 in contact loh te chu… sap backpackers tam tak te hi an hausa vak lova (a phone a keng loh na chhan pawh pawisa a chawi hnem duhloh vang a nia) pawisa an neih vanga zin nilovin, “for the love of adventure” vang zawk a nia, chuvangin a kal tur thu a sawi lawk tawh tho sia, kar 2 lek chhung chu in phone tul a ti lo pawh a ni maithei a sin… :-)

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    chawnghilh Says:

    No news is GOOD news … ti phal ve mai se!

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    shailendra Says:

    thanx.. hair cuttery tih chu a ni zalh a lawm (mizo tawng pawh in..) hahaha.. mahse mipa in sam an met ngai lo.. lu an met thin…, hmeichhia in sam an tan/siam thin…

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    hahthlaki Says:

    What about E:Mail??? hehehe…..Hnialhrat hmel em? Kan tlangval- a hi a Europe zin chak lutuk hian a Bialnu kha a zin tur thu a hrilh khan Jona in Tarsis khua a atlangau ang deuh khan tlan pah in a hrilh pek te hi a ni lo maw….hehehe…a chauh thuba rawh in poisa ka neilo te hi ti ni mai mai niang a…eh!!!!

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    chawnghilh Says:

    A va hahthlak tak, Jona khàn Tarsis-ah engmah a tlângaupui lo, pan chu a pan a, li mawngah nghapuiin a dawlh daih a, nghapui chilrialin a luak chhuak a, Ninevi khuaah thu a va tlângaupui ta zàwk a ni lo’m ni? Hahthlàk thei e.

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    Sandman Says:

    hihihi… kan sawi thui leh tran dawn, a nuam leh dawn khawp mai :-) Hmeichhia khian a tawp bera email a thawn – “If you really love me, you will delete all the other emails” tih khi ka duh berssssss! :D

    Zawhna: i inbox i hawnga, chuan i bialnu/bialpa atangin unread email tam deuh lo awm se, chuan most recent email subject line ah, “Min hmangaih tak tak chuan, a hnuaia ka email dangte hi i delete nghal vek ang, chhiar miah lovin” in ti ta se, in chhiar tho a ngem? :-)

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    chawnghilh Says:

    Mobile a’n ri kauh va …text a rawn thleng tih kan han hre kar mai a … tu ber atangin nge tih erawh chu kan chiang hran lem lo.

    A lo ni ngei a, “Where r u?” a rawn ti chhaks! “In your heart …” tia chhànlèt hi an duh hleuh hleuh viau nàin, an tâwngkhawp chiah lo duh fo! “Chhiar lovin delete vek rawh,” tih hi an intihthìk hlawm a … chhiar a tichakawm tlat asin, chhiar lo phal kan ni lo tih psycho hre lutuk tawhte tihdan maw le … thaw ham hama chhiar, save keuh keuh atana tha zawk mah zel maw le!

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    9mm Says:

    God created man and rest, God created woman and no one rests kha a ti dik khop mai,..

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    rotekawlasepa Says:

    @hahthlaki hi aww. “Jona in” te i ti mai mai a, Jona hi mipa a nia chubakah Jona hi ‘thil’ a ni lova, mihring a nia. Chuvangin Mizotawng tluang pangngaia sawi dawn chuan ‘Jona’n/Jonan tih mai tur a va nih hmel em. Aizawl a kan chanchinbu ho leh tv news reader ho hian hetiang a ziah leh puan hi an ching a, a fuh lo riauin ka hria.

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    samuelapa Says:

    Phaia kan awm laiin kan thianpa pakhat, a bialnu lehkha dawng khat lutuk thinrim pawhin inbanna thu rum tak a ziak a, Letter box sen vut chi-ah ngei mai khan a thlak ta hmak mai a. Chumi ni tak chuan a bialnu lehkha a dawng leh ta si. A lehkha post tawh zen chhuah a tum, a lak chhuah theih tawh si loh. A tukah dak pu-in a hawn veleha lak chhuah leh tumin mail box bulah a ding char char mai asin.

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    shailendra Says:

    chhiar suh tih a nih chuan… chhiar rawh tihna…

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    shailendra Says:

    vartian a post office kawt a dak nghak kha an awm thin tho a nia. internet leh msg awm hma hian…

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    muantea Says:

    samuelaPa keini phaia awm vete chu pawisa lo thlen veleh envelop bundle khat leh a daih tur postage stamp kan lei sa a, bel sa thlapin duhberi add envelop kawma ziak sa thapin kan dah thin maw le..hehehe!

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    chawnghilh Says:

    Kum 1975-a kan home phone (Aizawl) kha digit 3 chauh a la ni, khawtual chu kan inbe ve thei nameuh mai … hla deuh kha chu kan inbe thei chuang lo. US atang pawhin khatih hun lai khân kan inbepawp thei chuang lo.

    1990 hnu vèl atang chauhvin US leh Aizawl kan inbepawp thei ni tain ka hria. Aizawl-a Internet neihtirh pawh khân a tlang mawh khawp. (address-a . leh , chhut-hmaih vàngte khân, lower-font tùrah upper-font te kan lo hmang palh thùl —hre si se hek lo i!) Di in, a bang dàp luah hman keini ang tân chuan internet-a mahni in chhûngkhur ngei atanga ram pâwna chhûngkhatte nèna e-mail leh phone-a in-contact theih kha chu …thawnthu ropui lehzualah ka ngai ve tlat —kum sangbi thar thlen hma sì khân!

    Kum AD 2000 a nih pawh khân, “In computer engnge a an?” tih kha US lam atanga ka thu dawn hmasa ber a ni! Y2K kha a hlauhawm vet vet em lahtak a!

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    chawnghilh Says:

    Kei chu … DUE-in ka thawn fo mai! A let hnih chawiin an lo khul mai thin. INLAND letter te kha kan la hmang thei fo va, Foreign thawn dawn chuan AEROGRAM kan hmang tlangpui. 1971 vela aerogram khat veka saptawnga lehkhathawn ziak kan han tum ve te kha, kan bei rei thei teh asin!

    A lehlamah GUESS WHO? kan han ti ngei a, it did really trhill us!

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    hahthlaki Says:

    Rote leh…Jona in ka tih chu ka tihpalh vang nilovin mizotawng diklo ani tih ka lo hrelo reng reng maw ler…sorryy lutuk…mahsei thusawia Jona i i tih hienge a awmzia? eh!!!!

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    hahthlaki Says:

    @Chawnghilh Bible ka inchhawp lo tih i hriatthiam thu sawi ve mai la…..Tarsis leh Ninevi lama buailo khan….Rotea knowledge kan Test ve duh pawh ni mai thei a….

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    samuelapa Says:

    Hahthlaki pual liau liau hian Sunday School Class hi kan hawng tha leh dawn emaw ni le? :D

    DUE letter ngei mai han dawn sak kha, tlan dawn chuan tlawmngaihthlak ve deuh si, tlan lohin a lo pawimawh viau ang tih hlauhthawnawm bawk si… Due Letter kha a thleng tha duh bik an ti, postman-in ei a neih ve vang pawh a ni mai thei.

    Inland Letter chu sawi loh, Postcard pawh kan hmang tangkai thin a lawm, pawisa 15 bel khan India ram chu a fang chhuak thei thinin ka hria.

    Penpal te kan han nei ve a, mi changkangte tih thikin stamp collecting te kan han tuipui ve dawn a, Gandhi-a lu lem bak kha leitur te a vang thin.

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    hahthlaki Says:

    Samulepa chu Aaa Awww….OT lo ve chiang em..

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    mzvision Says:

    hetiang hmeichhia hi an awm chuan avoid jeih chi an nih hi mawle. Mahse kawm chu an nuam fu tho maithei JD hian email hi chhiar lovin nupuiah nei ta se a khawngaihthlak ngawt ang. Hawtlai hlekin a ph ruai anga, a pasal a chhui char char mai anga… tichin hian kan thrianpa ka hrechhuak An nu hian a zawng reng maia a ning lutuk hi a ZRG kha Electric veng ah a parka taxi in Papuloo (pop tik / tiklu / pop group) a khelhna tur Chaltlang lamah a kal daih zel

    Mahse an trick an in man chho zela a tawpah chuan nupui dang a neih san ta nge nge. Zirtir: Chhass te or pasal te an teihawi zawn ruai ruai loh tur

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    samuelapa Says:

    A girlfriend’s angry emails topic-ah tunge Zawlnei Jona rawn rawlhtu kha? Aaa Awww….OT lo ve chiang em.. :D

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    rotekawlasepa Says:

    @hahthlaki: typo palh hlauh, edit leh daih tawh!!

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    hahthlaki Says:

    A post tu hi ka fak tawp…OT lo theilo a min siam thei hi a thluak ka ti tawp….topic huap zau tak a ni…chin tam chi tak a ni e…ka chhuak lawk mai…Drama kan chan laklawh laitak nia real life ah….Zan dar 10 vel ah ka lo let leh ang…chaw ei tui u le…

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    chawnghilh Says:

    @hahthlaki : Kan rawn chhui zèl dâwn che, eng ‘drama in real life’ nge i chan pèk dâwn? Eng/khawi zàn dâr 10 nge pawh i sawi fiah zèng si lo! Kan lo nghàk peih lo mai tùr che asin!

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    rotekawlasepa Says:

    Chu chiah, keini hamara desh ah chuan zing dar 12:51 a ni tawh a sin.

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    rotekawlasepa Says:

    Kei pawh kan mu daih tawh teh ang. Mangtha vek ule. Pu Chawnghilha te erawh chu …….. have a nice day.. ti ila ka ti sual lem long a.

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    hahthlaki Says:

    Chawnghilh i va chimawm ve a…..hehhe…keima tana Zan dar 10….a tel ve duh tan he ti ang hian kawng hawn a ni e…tuna zan hmanglo ho zawng tana zan dar 10 a ni tawp mai…

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    chawnghilh Says:

    @hahthlaki : Ngaihzâwng hi ka duh fîmkhur a, i tlin dâwn lo tlatin ka hria … try your very best. Hmêlchhe tak i nih phei chuan … hope it is not! Mi hlau lo riau khân i rawn insawi ngawt a, i chàk lo vang!

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    hahthlaki Says:

    Hlauhvak na chhan tur awm hlei nem..US rawn kal turin Visa ka nei lova….i lo nei anih pawhin zawn hmuh ka har ve phian thei tho bawk a, chutah Hmelchhia i tih zawng tak ka nih phei chuan ka tan hlauh awmna tur i awmlo leh zual zawk tihna maw le..i var uar em?

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    chawnghilh Says:

    Uar! Vâr uar! Ka vâr ta uar mai … ka va inbual lawk!

    A hnuaia mi nèn hian in in-an hmèl khawpin ka suangtuah veng veng!
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    lrpa Says:

    second hand cheng 20 man thin nuam tih zawng anih a tangin in bei chho kual kawi thui nasa khawp mai. Engkim hi a nuam a ni, ti raw hahthlaki!!

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    benjamin rualthanzauva Says:

    sms/miss call vel alo awm teuh hi chuan an lo teng hlar tawh thin :-)

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    Emi Says:

    HO EEEEE! MI THEIHNGHILH VE TE!:)

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    blackmagicwoman Says:

    A mipa hi a thiam thlawt lo a nih hi. A chhan te:

    - A kal dawn hi sawi thuak in a sawi tih a hriat ( vawi 1 aia tam a sawi em tih ka chhiar fuh chiah lo). Uluk deuhvin ” ka zin chak tawh viau na a, ka va ngai dawn tak che em” tiin vawi 3 vel tak lo sawi lok fo se, girlfried-i hian a hre hrim hrim.

    - boyfriend-a khian, pawisa chawi ngaimiah lovin ( assuming he’s the type who do not splurge on girls), a zin hun chhung reilo te a, nitin a lo chhiar tur letter ziak seng, ” phone hman man te a to sia, ka biak ai che heng letters 5 te hi nitin 1 zel i lo chhiar dawn nia” ti in hlan thlap nachang hria se.

    - Europe a airport and railway stations a free internet hmaning email thawn turin effort a pe lo ve bawk.

    - A kal dawnin, in a chhuah san hma in ( roaming hman a la trul hma) in text thawn emaw, call emaw a theih…”hon, am leaving for the airport now. gonna miss you. see you again in few days, MUAH” han ti seng, gf-i hian a hre awm eeeeeem mai!!!

    A dang pawh la tam, thiannu Hahthlaki khan rawn continue ve mai se :-)

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    Sandman Says:

    So basically, pi Black, you’re saying that if a man suddenly meets with an accident and cannot reach anybody and is lying unconscious in some random hospital for two weeks without anybody’s knowledge, the girlfriend instead of worrying about him, should dump his sorry ass and sleep with other people?

    :P

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    blackmagicwoman Says:

    lalsandy, boyfriend-a hian a awmna tur a hrilh fiah that miau loh chuan thiannu hian worry nachang a hre nang mawle awww!! In a relationship, its very easy to jump to conclusions. Anyway, mipa hi chu e, engtin pawh awm ula..hmeichhia in kan han sawi, kan han sawi chuan, a guilty zawkah kan chhuah zel thei che u si!! lol . So, be afraid, be very afraid of us!!!

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    Mack Daddy Says:

    LOL a ngaihnawm khawp mai…. tiang lampang hi ka interest zawng… hihih :-P

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