Why Students Fail

January 18th, 2008 12:49 pm by Frankenstein

Typical academic year for students :

Keeping in mind that there are 365 days in a year…

1. 52 Sundays : Sunday is a day for rest, so exclude the day from a year, you are left with 313 days.

2. 40 days for summer holidays approximately , therefore balance = 263 days.

3. 120 days for sleeping: One requires at least 8hrs of sleep in a day, so one sleeps 365×8 hrs in a year which approximately is 120 days, then you are left with 126 days.

4. 30 days for eating: Assuming that we spent two hours a day for chewing, eating and swallowing meals and snacks in between.Then we are left with 96 days.

5. 20 days for talking : Man is a social animal which means he needs to chat with people , if we keep an hour and 20 mins a day for talking, in a year it comes to 20 days which leaves us with 76 days.

6. 20 days for entertainment- such as movies, partying etc . Balance = 56 days.

7. 20 days for washing, bathing etc.: If we keep an hour and 20 mins for washing, bathing, brushing teeth, laundrying, passing stools, urinating, etc. then balance = 36 days.

8. 5 days for sickness like seasonal sickness such as flu, common cold, e.t.c. Balance = 31 days

9. 20 days for annual holidays such as Christmas, New Year, Independence Day, Republic Day, etc..Another 10 days for doing nothing or useless things, roaming, dreaming, etc..Now what are you left with? Just 1 day..

10. And that 1 day is your BIRTHDAY….

Now you know why you failed.

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8 Responses to “Why Students Fail”

  1. 1
    Awzzman Says:

    hehehe….this is the real proved of why studnts failed!

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  2. 2
    bhruaitea Says:

    Dik ve tlat mai.A chhut a han chhut meuh chuan zirlai te hian lehkha zirna hun lo zu nei hlawm pek miah lo a ;-)

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  3. 3
    Katsumoto Says:

    a dik lutuk..ka chhungte ka thawn dawn..ka fail thin nachhan hi lo hre ve teh se…hehe

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    Awzzman Says:

    heheh Katsumoto i va in hmu chhuak chiang awm ve le..:-) nia chhung te hian min thiam lo nghal zel si a..kan fail na chhan hi han hre ve se chuan aw….ti hi chuan pass ngaih na awm hek lo..lolz

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    father_sphinx Says:

    a va diklo chiang em!! christmas te hman vak a ngai lo… trong vak a ngai lo…. sooo…. khami pahnih chauh pawh paih pawn 40 days chu zirna hun a awm….

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    H.Vangchhia Says:

    Why students fail…..* An ngaihsak tawk lo * An zirlai ah an chianglo

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    ZerO Says:

    Hehe…ka awmna khua ah Ni 15 khan class an tan a, ni 17 atangin sport an nei nghal a, zirlai an urhsun lo khawp asin

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    Mongoloid Says:

    Point 3, 4, 5, leh 7 a in chhut dan chuan Sunday, Summer Holidays, entertainment days, sick days, annual hoidays ah te leh an pianchampha ah te hian zirlai te an mu ngai lo a, chaw an ei ngai lo a, an ngawi chip cham a, an intifai ngai lo bawk.

    He post ziak tu hi maths ah a fail tawh chiang.

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