As usual i was just passing by Wikipedia.. thought id have a look see at Kirk Hammett’s (the Metallica guitarist) bio and i was shocked to find that he was Dead – immediately hopped on to Google to see if this was true.. however Kirt apparently hasn’t died and is alive and kicking ass;
just before comin to work i was watching a metallica concert DVD.. Cunning Stunts its called.. err… sometimes people thought the name was actually Stunning C…s 
on his wiki page i thought id go check out the reason for his ‘death’ and here it is.. kinda funny actually
Death
Kirk died on October 18th 2006. The cause of death, was blood loss from the penis. It is reported that James kicked him in it. Whilst holding his testicles in pain, Kirk fell from his 20-story hotel window, hitting the road directly below. He was then run over by several buses before James pissed out the window onto him.
since wikipedia can be edited by anyone someone has vandalised it;(prolly by Dave Mustaine) if you go check it out now it it might have been corrected (and it has been)
Kirk Hammett
this is the wiki history page of how i found it
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October 19th, 2006 at 4:28 pm
ka post lo hman teuh kher mai.. someone has already corrected it
October 19th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
You should have taken a screen shot
October 19th, 2006 at 4:37 pm
heheh he is one of my fav guiter player…..ALCOHOLLICA
October 19th, 2006 at 4:38 pm
How do we know what you posted was actually even posted?
October 19th, 2006 at 4:40 pm
Kirk Hammet met his end in 1992, when the spirit of their former bassist, Cliff Burton, confronted him and demanded to know why Metallica went and decided to suck so much. Kirk committed suicide in the manliest way possible (he gouged out his eyes with an ice cream scooper, and replaced them with Cadbury Cream Eggs, and headbutted the sidewalk until his head exploded). Cliff then went back up to Heaven, and refused to let Kirk in. He wandered around as a ghost for a while, until he was brought back to life by a complicated ritual performed by some random hobo.
https://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kirk_Hammett#Death
October 19th, 2006 at 4:43 pm
You can look at earlier version from History tab. I looked at the last two versions, I don’t find it.
October 19th, 2006 at 4:43 pm
Long live Dave Mustaine!!
October 19th, 2006 at 4:46 pm
i was going to but when i went back it had already been corrected;
on another note the wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales had come down to Bangalore last week.. wanted to go to the meeting that had been organised but i was at work =(
October 19th, 2006 at 4:47 pm
yes you were going to and also busy cking via sms
October 19th, 2006 at 4:49 pm
here is the history of how i found it.. all ye doubters
fake death link on wiki
October 19th, 2006 at 5:07 pm
Hui ham…ka rilru a va na in saiip puan sinin ka va han cry hman teuh ve lo ooo….Jason ka ngei hman trep bok a, lol
- ss
October 19th, 2006 at 9:57 pm
Look what you have done! People read the title and call me “Is Kirk Hammett dead?”
October 19th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
heeh enjoy .. ure very popular..
but why do ppl call u .. why dont they READ the article.. duh!
October 20th, 2006 at 4:44 pm
whewwwww!!!!! thank god ’twas a fake report lol
October 20th, 2006 at 8:05 pm
random hobo