1. Fapa tlànbo pawh khan a pa hnenah, “Ka pa, ka ro chanai min lo pe rawh,” atia, a pa chuan hruizen pek pahin, “Hmuh phak lo-ah aw..” a ti hmiah.
2. Mi pakhat lianpui mai pawh kha a’n mâwl mai mai. Zânah a sas a rim ve a, pindanah a bihruk san vel. “Kûûûûk..” a ti vel. Tukverh aṭangin a pate a va vawm vel. Thingpuisen an rawn pek te kha a rui der vel. TV hmaah te chuan let vel tup tup. An inbàn chiang rap. A ṭhiante bulah, “Kekawrte ṭet ka hâk vâng a niang a..” la ti zui.
3. Muanpuia pawh khan a airgun-ah sniper silai entlangna a vuah ve a. A hmu kiau a, a kap pha lo.
4. Pa pakhat pawh khan radio ka tihder e a tia, ring deuhin a zaitir a, a lènsan daih.
5. Pitar pakhat vun vuai pawh khan a tupa a mutpui a, zanlaiah pitar chuan, “Mama, tho teh, ka vun i delhbet,” a ti a, naupang chu a tho tharh a. “I la sin zui a mawni!” a la ti zui.
6. An awmpuinu a star a, choka-ah nalh tawkin a vei thuak thuak.
7. ‘Muah²’ tih kha a lo hre ve a, a bialnu bulah rang deuhin, “Miss you buah²,” a ti vel.
8. Nula pakhat pawh kha a nuin a hau a, “Sâwnte hi i lo pai leh hlek ang e,” a tia, nula chuan, “Ka insiam tawh,” a lo ti sam ët.
9. Pa pakhat hmel bumro deuh, sek deuh ṭul pawh kha a sual lutuk a, a chhûngte’n jail-ah an dah a. Thla thum hnuah an kawngkaah a rawn dâk hlawl a, a chhûngte chu nuih vur vur chungin, “Surprise!!” zu ti a.
10. A nupui rai kha a dul zût sak hauh hauh pahin, “Pâ min ti fu lo maw..” a ti sup.
Bonus: Barrel tiat battery chen.





May 7th, 2011 at 8:45 am
A va hit rem rem e!Ka nui vur vur mai a TS
May 7th, 2011 at 8:50 am
laltuai bonus hi min sawi chhan
May 7th, 2011 at 8:52 am
Tha hle mai..mahni in ka nui huk huk mai a…
May 7th, 2011 at 8:52 am
Swimming pool hleuh phal lohnaah a inphelh a, hleuh a tum a. An khap a. “Engati nge ka inphelh ruah lai khan mi hrilh loh?” a ti a. “INPHELH RUAH CHU KAN KHAP LO.”
May 7th, 2011 at 8:54 am
Ha..ha..5 na khi a chuar nasat hmel e…
May 7th, 2011 at 8:55 am
Jail tang rei.. A tan pui te court kal haw hnenah “VANAPA HALL ban kha an lai zo tawh em ?” ti ve nasa, Durtlang leitan pawh ka hmuh hma loh chu ka awih chuang lo a ti.!!
May 7th, 2011 at 9:03 am
Pa pakhat pawh kha an ho ve mai mai…. A nui… Kir kir kir….
May 7th, 2011 at 9:05 am
Eheee…lo nih tak chu..
May 7th, 2011 at 9:15 am
fiamthu chu tawi fel tak nise..keimahah an tla na ka tih tawh kha…1,3,5 te khi an tha…bonus hlei2…
Tlangval 1 pawqh khan..ka pa ka ro chan ai min pe rawh…
I zang a nih mai chuh..
May 7th, 2011 at 9:19 am
An inkhawm banah an Pastor nupui nen Biakin kawtah an inchibai a, Pastor chuan ‘in inhria elo?’ a ti a, chu pa chuan, ‘Aw hria e, kan naupan laiin kan in l* lem lem thin’ a ti.
May 7th, 2011 at 9:23 am
Cessna Caravan 2025 (North-east Shuttle) thlawhna Airpui Leng-port a a tlak dawn khan a thlawk chak lutuk a..’Khi..khu saw..hei..saw..khu..khiiiii..hei..’
A chuang zinga nula ler lutuk lah kha..’Deuh vel aaaaa’ ti vau vau bawk..
May 7th, 2011 at 9:32 am
#11 hi ka hre tawh, hmaaaanah Skylinks Uang Huang-ah Stephen Auhmun-a khan a nuihpui uarh uarh tawh
Uang Huang te kha a ngaihawm ta mang e, LPS Fiamthu Huang hi chu a chhiartupa hian a chhiar thiam lo lutuk a, a nuihzatTLAK loh thin.
May 7th, 2011 at 9:33 am
Vathru chho thlawk thla zap rang tih hi rang deuh in han lam teh…. @Mate Ainawn..
May 7th, 2011 at 9:34 am
May 7th, 2011 at 9:39 am
tha ve aw..ho tak mai hi belh ve ang.
kan rethei tih hriatna :
a) Kan chawhmeh kan ve aiin kan lu a mawm zawk
aw) poster ang maiin kawr ngai reng kan ha
b) engmah chhuan tur kan neilo.chawhmeh kan na bel leh misualdotcomer ka nihna chiah hi chhuan tur ka nei
May 7th, 2011 at 9:41 am
3 na khi ka duh lutuk… “a hmu kiau…” hairehai
TS, #1 na ang deuh khian kan thianpa pakhat apa in a ti tak2 asin. Fapa mal ania, an neinung ve angreng si…
An fapa: “Kanu, cheng 50 min pe rawh,”
Anu : Ka pe lo vang che. … darthlalang pakhat fianin a khawng keh chiai.
Tum khat chu inawhhlum a tum a, apa in, “khutah khutah, a rim hriat phak lo vah,” a ti. Hrui a dah leh zul zul hairehai
Nupui a ru ve a, a tukah anu in, “Mami, kan fapa hi nupui nei rual ala ni lova, kan driver ten an va thlah ang che aw,” a ti hahahah
Tunah chuan kohhran upa a ni daih tawh.
Fiamthu karah… sawrkar dept’ hotu lam emaw kawm ching nula… copper T emaw vuah ka hre nawk asin. A then te lah chu thih pui lek lek a an pai rei hnu a Silchar lama nau titla te pawh an awm… tam mai.
May 7th, 2011 at 9:43 am
tlangval zu heh lutuk pawh kha a chhungte’n an hau a…a ngawi vung vung..
May 7th, 2011 at 9:43 am
An nupa kha an inti ve ngei a, pawn lam atangin an thawm an lo ngaithla a. Nakinah chuan hmeichhia chuan,’Awiah awiah ka beng i rap,’ a rawn ti chhuak vel.
An posi a mak ngawt ang.
May 7th, 2011 at 9:47 am
Pa pakhat tawngtai peih lo pawh kha,chaw ei dawn te hian chunglama dah zawk pahin,’ Ti ve phawt ang aw’ te a ti vel..
May 7th, 2011 at 9:47 am
rang tak in chhiar rawh . .1. Zuang luang a zawng rual thuthluang tluan chhuak parh. 2. ka pi chhi duh ka pu chhi duh kan chhung chhung in chhi kan duh . . . 3. Saw lai la par saw va ru lawr va ru lawr rawh .
May 7th, 2011 at 9:48 am
ha! ha! ha!
May 7th, 2011 at 9:49 am
#18 hi “Feet in the air position,” an ti
KS pakhat paw’n “Ka posi hriat loh i hriat chuan ka free ang che,” a tia. Driver chuan, “Khatah khan bungbu teh,” a tia, abungbu tih chuan, “Awle, rawn back lut chiah la,” a ti e an ti
May 7th, 2011 at 9:52 am
22
H.Vangchhia #
May 7th, 2011 at 9:53 am
Mi thingzai a lo ru ve a. A neitupa in a lo hmu si a. ‘Kha engah nge kan thingzai i lo put ve ngawt a?’a ti a. Chu pa chuan,’Hmnn hmnh, a then in put tur an tia. A then in put loh tur an ti bawk sia. A ngaihna pawh ka hre love,’ a ti a. Thingzah chu a dah a a kal nal nal. Rilru chak ve tho mai.
May 7th, 2011 at 9:57 am
#22
May 7th, 2011 at 10:00 am
“Tinge i vawih,”
“Ka vawih lo reng reng”
“Nih leh enge ka til chhem su su”
May 7th, 2011 at 10:00 am
A tak tak a nia nula pakhat pawh an in tih lai in a bengbeh kual lian deuh ah a pheikhawk heel a in bat tlat a . “a nah a nah ka beng ka beng kha ” . .tlangval chuan ” i beng ah ka ti reng reng lo . ”
May 7th, 2011 at 10:07 am
A chhungte an inkhawm dawn a, ani pawh kha inkhawm tur ang chiah khan chhuak vei tharh a, an liam vek tawh ang chu maw tihah a pa te room ventilation ah chuan lut ru vei kat kat a, a pa lo la awm si, a tihngaihna hre lo chuan ‘Ka pa, NINJA ka nih hi’ a tia, a pa’n a hawlh thla nelh
May 7th, 2011 at 10:09 am
#28 hi Ningja tuipui mi a ni ve hrim hrim hrim a, Kungfu a zir ve a, banga chukchu lo tlan zei zei hi a hmu a ‘Ka pa, khi chukchu, STAR in ka vawm angem?’
May 7th, 2011 at 10:09 am
Mi thingzai ru tu bawk kha a haw pah khan mi zawngtah a ru haw leh a. A neitu pa in a rawn hmu leh a. ‘Kha ngati nge kan zawngtah i ruk a,’ a rawn ti a. Chu pa chuan,’Ka ru lo, vawk chaw ka zawng alawm,’ a ti a,’ A neitu pa chuan,’Khatah vawk chaw a awm loh kha,’ a ti a. Chu pa chuan,’A awmlo a ka chhuk dawn chiah alawm,’ a ti leh zaih.
May 7th, 2011 at 10:10 am
TS min va ti nui nasa thin em!! Kudos to you!! Vitamin mum lian i ni tawp!!
May 7th, 2011 at 10:11 am
advice . : condom hman chuan a ruang hlawm hi a pei awm loh a . a zawh hun ah nghah vang vang tur, a sawng te ta maw tih ah thawh chauh tur .a lehlam ah a bet vek .
May 7th, 2011 at 10:11 am
Chutia KS sawi takah chuan KS pakhat pawn a kap a tauh a,”Awihah,Ka purse kan tauh chu” zuk ti a
May 7th, 2011 at 10:21 am
Tak tak ania. Kan thianpa pakhat in mikhual nula a risk a school tlang ah. Nula chu a au chhuak ta si, an veng pa ho an tlan khawm a. Kan thianpa chuan an hmuh hma in,’Kan chhan tawh e,’ a lo ti. Tlankhawm ho pawh an haw leh vek. Thluak ve tiah tiah khawp mai.
May 7th, 2011 at 10:22 am
ka nuih a va za em em,a va nuam e,zan lamah ka chhunzawm ang.
May 7th, 2011 at 10:29 am
Khi fiamthu-ah khian tumah kah ka nei lo tih ka sawi e.
Mi pakhat hmelchhe deuh pawh kha darthlalangah a inen a, ‘loading application wait’ a inti vel!
A la inload muang em em zui.
A tawpah ‘loading application failed!’ a la inti zui!
Darthlalang a keh ri pawp asin le.
May 7th, 2011 at 10:32 am
Tam tak khi inngaihbel theih thil a nih vangin..
3-na erawh chu…
May 7th, 2011 at 10:35 am
TS i chu post tha khopmai. Fiamthu thianghlim hi a ngaihhlutawm zual a ni…. Sex Jokes hi bansan theih tak i maw le…? Thlan lai tlangval ho an nuih dar dar tawh hi chuan… fiamthu Vanram kawk lo lam thawm a ni duh khawp mai.Chutih laiin thihna chu vanram kailawn kan ti thung..a se leh…a se leh..
May 7th, 2011 at 10:36 am
heheee..3 na chu tu ne niang oooo…
2 na khi hit eee..good post!
May 7th, 2011 at 10:36 am
A bialnu a hrilhru ve su su a, a bialnu chuan a hnar hup pahin kut lehlam a zap a, “I blow,” a ti
May 7th, 2011 at 10:42 am
ka va kham lo eee..Lersia hian tlem tal chu ron contri tur a nei ve lo ma ni le??
May 7th, 2011 at 10:45 am
Mi pakhat in ti bengvar pawh khan a thian damdawi zuarte dawrah a tei lut a” Kha vawin inrinni bazar ni te ania in inhralh tha bawk ang maw” ti velh
May 7th, 2011 at 10:47 am
Kan thianpa pakhat “Kezungpuilian” tia koh thin kan nei a. Tum khat chu rul a thah thu rawn sawiin, “A lian vaklo, kezungpui tiat awrh aniang,” a ti vei ngawt a. Kan thianpa pakhat chuan, ” Eheeee a len dawn chu, i kezungpui tiat anih chuan alian ngawt ang,” alo ti hahahahahaah
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May 7th, 2011 at 10:47 am
uiii..pangtichawr lehhh!
May 7th, 2011 at 10:52 am
jewel leh leh leh
May 7th, 2011 at 10:58 am
Khamranga hi a va vang ve mawle! Welpui, a chanchin i hre mial em? RV lamah an lo kaphlum te hi a lo ni roh ang e.
Taka, bonus khi Pangtichawr SMS mi rawn thawn a nih khi. Nizanah pawh Mimi Renthlei te innei kha a thîk lutuk a, ‘inru ila’ a rawn ti ringawt tawh bawk a. ‘I duh leh in ru la’ ka lo ti hmaks.
May 7th, 2011 at 11:02 am
naupang pakhat pawh a chhun sikul chawl in chaw a ei dn a .artui a kang ru a. a ei tran dawn chiah tih ah a nu thingphur a rawn haw.. a thingphurh a keuh ri a hriat ve leh rang tawk in a artui kan hmunphiah thlak awng ah a bun vek . .a nu chuan . “mama ka lo lut lo mai ang ,ka kal leh nghal a nia o” .
May 7th, 2011 at 11:03 am
Tuaisial, ka siat lo lam tak ani..ainawn te, mamboihi te ho vin an hre jok mial lo mo?
Pangtichawr chu ava rapthlak em!!
May 7th, 2011 at 11:11 am
@ 13 Bucko..ka sawi rang thei rap maw le….
Khamranga awmna maw…ce bik lau..He hehe he
May 7th, 2011 at 11:12 am
TSa hi chu tet teee atanga seilian tih a hriat bik tlat zel…