(Ka e-mail dawn pakhat hian ka nuih a tiza em a, tlemin common deuh tawh mahse a la hre lo kan awm takin ka rawn share ve duh a ni.)
A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5 kg. weight loss program.
The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old girl with a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.”
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5 kgs. as promised.
After the fifth day, he calls the company and orders their 5-day, 10 kg program.
The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, “If you catch me you can have me.”
Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10 kgs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/20 kg program.
“Are you sure?” asks the representative on the phone. “This is our most rigorous program.”
“Absolutely,” he replies, “I haven’t felt this good in years.”
The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing pink running shoes and a sign around his neck .
The sign reads, ”If I catch you, you are mine!!!”
He lost 23 kgs that week.
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November 18th, 2011 at 4:04 am
Kei chu miin an lei dawn anih loh chuan pawngpaw zan thut hi ka duh lo reng reng
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November 18th, 2011 at 4:09 am
Hahaha!! 23kgs bak loss theih tawh loh,a tawp hmak.
khawnge zing walk a hun,mu teh ang.
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November 18th, 2011 at 4:19 am
mak duh awm ve le..
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November 18th, 2011 at 5:17 am
Kan taw’ng thinchhe tum vel phawt teh ang…!!
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November 18th, 2011 at 5:23 am
haha…ava hahthlak dawn ve (Y)
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November 18th, 2011 at 6:00 am
Hahahaha atawp ber a mi chu a beisei ang a va ni dawn lo ve le. :d :d
tren tren.
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November 18th, 2011 at 6:51 am
Heard of this joke before. But dtill funny
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November 18th, 2011 at 7:07 am
Ka awih chuang lo
An phuahchawp a ni chiang
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November 18th, 2011 at 7:33 am
Thau(fit lo) awm tiah tiah ve. Ni 5 chhung a nula umphak theih miah loh leh kg-5 a weight lost theih chu. Good and humorous fiction.
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November 18th, 2011 at 8:32 am
Nula hmelṭha deuh a beisei lai a a rin loh lutuk a hmu thut tur khi ka ngaihtuah ṭhin a, man hlau a a tlan vel tur khian ka nuih a ti za ngawih ngawih
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November 18th, 2011 at 8:41 am
Ha ha.. ROFLOL (Y)
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November 18th, 2011 at 9:07 am
Kei chu ni ve ila – 7 kgs lost hnu ah in fit treng trawng lai khian a programme hmasa ber 5 day – 5 kg lost programme khi kan la leh sak ang a….. a chak lo nawi nawi ang chu aw!! Nih loh vek pawn hlawhtling a in ti viau ang!
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November 18th, 2011 at 9:13 am
Ho angreng hle mai
Ei tichhe chuang miahlo leh ei insum vak chuang miah lovin thla 4 chhungin 40lbs (Kg 18+) ka paih. Ka tih theih dan: Eitur hrisel ka thlang a, eksar ka la tha bawk a, rilru lamah in ngaihtuah hahna ka nei duh miah lova, mut hunbi (midang ang ni theilo mahse!) ka insiam tha…. (Y)
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November 18th, 2011 at 10:09 am
@tepuia: ni ngawt mai tiraw, keipawh ni ila ka order nawn tlut2 maithei a ni ha3
@h.vangchhia: mahni inthunun thei tak i nih ngei dawn chu. Mut hunbi tihdanglam hi thil awlai lo tak niin ka hria.
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November 18th, 2011 at 11:03 am
Huhuii…tiang chu awm ve se :p ka order ang
Eichvee style khi ka duh tlat
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November 18th, 2011 at 11:09 am
aaaaa… hetiang hi chu hmeichhia ten ti ve su. Weight in gain zawk ang (ngaihtuah thui peih tan…
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November 18th, 2011 at 11:14 am
ka rihna hi chu paih then chu ka duh ve maw le..
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November 18th, 2011 at 11:20 am
cycling hi weight loss nan tha khawp mai..it changed the way i look at life and also it changged the way i make love te han ti vel ila hahaha
smugly yours
The Fonz.
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November 18th, 2011 at 11:36 am
Fonz hi ‘The’ a tel hnu hian comment lamah a reh ta riau ka lo tia..
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November 18th, 2011 at 11:39 am
Mahni lo maha thau duh lai lai a
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November 18th, 2011 at 11:48 am
Sheldon, in pek then theih hi ni se chuan kg engemaw zat hleh thlak tur che chu ka nei chuang ruih mai
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November 18th, 2011 at 11:50 am
5kg & 10kg programme hi lak ve tur a nih hi :-$
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November 18th, 2011 at 12:39 pm
hahahah.. Good funny Post..
Best way to loose weight
Ready, turn your head to the right.. Ok good job, then to the left..wow..great..do it all over again..awesome.. Ok here’s the secret..do that every time people offers you something to eat..hahaha.
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November 18th, 2011 at 2:46 pm
Moral of the story: Nula duh huam huam chu cher na!!
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November 18th, 2011 at 3:31 pm
Ka va nui nasa teh kher em! Min ruai ve duh in awm em??
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November 18th, 2011 at 4:07 pm
@dolly dollz: kan inum ve ziai ziai mai dawn mi
Ni 17 chhungin 38 kg a lost a, a zang ve huai ang chu. Fit teng tawnga nula um a tum dawn tehreng nen, fit teng tawnga a tlanchhe duai duai tur, inchhir dawn bawk si khi a khawngaihthlak.
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November 18th, 2011 at 5:10 pm
Wight loss hi chu ka mamawh lo ve er awr khawp mai.
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November 18th, 2011 at 6:37 pm
I thau zel phawt mai ang aw ni.
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November 18th, 2011 at 10:00 pm
(Y)
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