Pastor’s Business Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one
house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer
came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote “Revelation 3:20” on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer
came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote “Revelation 3:20” on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that
his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, “Genesis 3:10.” Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins “Behold, I stand at the door and knock.”
Genesis 3:10 reads, “I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid
for I was naked.”
for I was naked.”
Remember when the funniest jokes were clean ones? They still are!
“A cheerful heart is good medicine” (Prov. 17:22)
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October 22nd, 2006 at 2:39 am
based on this?
https://www.mail-archive.com/la.....10106.html
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October 22nd, 2006 at 7:50 am
ka duh bontop khi thil khi
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October 22nd, 2006 at 12:43 pm
That’s one of my fav good clean jokes. Here’s another good clean one ….
A couple invites guests for dinner and the mother asks her 5 year old daughter if she’d like to say a short blessing. The child says she doesn’t know what to say, to which the mother says, “Just say what you hear Mummy say”. So the little girl solemnly bows her head and says, “Lord, why did I ask all these people to dinner?”
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October 22nd, 2006 at 8:21 pm
Buahahahaha
LMAO … u gotta love the things kids do.
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