March Fiamthu

March 18th, 2011 5:55 pm by TuaiSialA

1. Misual deuh pakhat thi hi Pastor-in a vui a. Pastor chuan, “Sual sain a lo piang a, sual sain a kîr leh ta!” zuk ti a!
2. Mitthi lumennaah an zai tui lo lutuk kha tlangval pakhat rui deuh phelh phawlh hi a lo ding a, an YMA President lam hawiin, “Ka u Thakim, rap tawh mai ang u!” a’n ti piap mai chuh!
3. Mo thar pakhat pawh khan a pasal neih tûkah an in a tikâng nghâl.
4. Nau a piang a, an khaw zawlnei chuan, “He nau hi kan khaw mipuite kawng kawhhmuhtu a la ni dâwn..” a ti a, a chhûngte rëng an lâwm. Kum 25 hnuah traffic police a ni ta!

5. Naupang pakhat lêng rei pawh kha a pain, “Mama, chaw va ei rawh, i ei zawhah ka hlap dâwn che,” a ti a, nilêngin chaw a ei; a chhum belh vel.
6. Pa pakhat Aizawl Civil Hospital kawt a ding pawh kha, a zozial zu kha security-te’n an man a, cheng 200 chawitir an tum a, chupa chuan, “Cheng 200 nei ila, zozial ka zu tawp nang,” a lo ti hlur.
7. “Hello, Rinchhana ka nia, mikhual nula an awm chauhin biakinah ka lâm thîn.”
8. Tlangval sawm rual pawh khan nula an rîm ve a, an vaiin an ngaizâwng vek.
9. Tlangval pakhat pawh khan nupui a nei a, an inneih lawm nan a ma nghâl.
10. Unau inhmangaih Liandova leh TuaiSialA-te unau an entawn ve a, an unauin kuhva rah uih an inphel.

Bonus: “Nupuite thuawih hi chhûngkaw hlimna a lo ni e.” -ThaiBoy.

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101 Responses to “March Fiamthu”

  1. 1
    ReMpYâ„ Says:

    First laugh can never die. (Y) (L) 😀

  2. 2
    ReMpYâ„ Says:

    7. “Hello, Rinchhana ka nia,mikhual nula an awm chauhinbiakinah ka lâm thîn.”

    lolzz…. (Y) 😀 (D) (K)

  3. 3
    chhangteval Says:

    (Y) (Y) (Y) Ku Tuaisiala nge nge

  4. 4
    swiftymcvay Says:

    haha.khovotah poh nuih theih tho nih hi tiro tuaisial.a hlimawm e

  5. 5
    caribou Says:

    Mahni chauhvin ka nui leh ta kur kur mai. Duhtawka ka nuih hnuah chauh ka rawn comment thei anih hi. Tuaisiala nge nge, rilru tawt leh ipik, lungzing taka awm lai pawha min nuih tir thei thin tu, dam reng ang che. Bakcheh khian a star che a nia….

  6. 6
    Grey_RM Says:

    A tha hlawm hle mai….kan nuih kaih thei dawn a lawm le ..haha 😀 Rascal-a chuan ‘har har har’ a rawn ti leh mai ang..hehe (Y)

  7. 7
    mr.Duhlova Says:

    Liandova nau, Kuhva uih phel changpha TSA nge nge.. 😀 😀

  8. 8
    swiftymcvay Says:

    an khaw nula hmeltha ber a thi hlauh mai,an thu leh hla thiam ber chuan ni 3 zet ngunthluk taka a ngaihtuah hnuah heti hian a thlanlungah chuan a ziak ta a-
    ‘a top a topah chuan amah chauhvin a mu ta’

  9. 9
    Phivawk Says:

    Hahahaha, hihihiii, huhuhuhuhuuuu…ka nui nasa mai, TuaiSial, i ti thra e.

  10. 10
    caribou Says:

    Comment #8 na:
    a top a topah chuan amah chauhvin a mu ta

    A tha lutuk….ka va han nui nasa tak emmmm…..

  11. 11
    littlerascal Says:

    lolz a vai khian a refreshing to
    comment 8 pawh khian nuih a ti za
    good post

  12. 12
    ninja Says:

    Traffic Police i rawn telh leh zauha, thenkhat ten an hau leh che’ng nge ! 😛

  13. 13
    littlerascal Says:

    #6 zodin fb misual lovers ho nick
    nen chuan ka nick hi ngaihpawlhp
    lo hram ang che auh

  14. 14
    vlchinzah Says:

    Rin ai tak a athat hlawm chu le.. ka nui cher2 mai. 🙂 🙂

  15. 15
    Grey_RM Says:

    #13littlerascal auh. 😛

  16. 16
    Uaiizzz Says:

    Comedian Search product nge nge (Y) (Y) (Y)

    “Nuih tiza banglo” tih vel kha ka mitthla ah hian a cham tlat (C) .

  17. 17
    Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:

    MipuiTE kawng kawhhmuhtu chu trafic Police ngei lo ni e. 🙂 Ka duh lutuk. Aza hle mai ava za tak em aw. 😀 🙂 (H)

  18. 18
    Maisek Says:

    I fawm nuihzatthlak hlawm khawp alawm!

  19. 19
    nimer Says:

    Zurui pakhat pawh khan an motor thar a khalh chhuak ve a, accident palh hlauh, motor a letling zawngin a let bul, theih leh theih lohin a rawn in hai chhuak thei hram, ka va ui mai mai eEe…. K ruih a reh vek alawm maw le!… 😀

  20. 20
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Comment chhiar a nuam khawp mai! Ka lawm vek e! Nichin maiah tuiah phone ka thlauh khanglang a, hei, a chhe uchuak lo hlauh! Mahse, ka phone-ah kawl a phe zeuh zeuh.

  21. 21
    mate ainawn Says:

    Common lo hlawm ngei mai… (Y) 😛 😀 😛 😉 :-$

  22. 22
    XaiA Says:

    Khi vur vur teng…

  23. 23
    Mawia Pachuau Says:

    Nula senior in la young thar leh pawh kha sande sikul a va kai.. An zirtirtu-pa in hming an lam….’Awm keuh’ lo ti keuh… Pathianni leh ah….’Awm leh keuh’. A lehpek-ah…’Awm keuh keuh’ An Branch KTP kha sumtuak dan tur relin an committee a… ‘Mi mawng sil a hnatlan ni se, a thawkchhuak tur ten tui ken ni se, tui keng lo in hmawlhte khap khat a sei tam tawk ken ni se, mi mawng kan sil theih nan an e lai chan ni se(an ekna bulah lo chan tur), mawng sil tur hmu a piangin MAWNG BAK KHAWIH LOH NI SE kan ti’. A rate chu in biak remna ang ni se.

  24. 24
    muansangi pa khawlhring Says:

    va nuih theih deuh ve, kan thawhbelh ve teh ang, zualko ah an tir a, thu khuh deuh la, an ti ve thlapa, a kalna tur ava thlen chuan “in fapa kha motorin a chila” a va ti a, mangang takin “chu engnge a an?” anlo ti a, ani chuan “a pherh vek” he hhe

  25. 25
    Tete-i Says:

    hahhahha.. A thra hlom khawp mai……. (Y) 😀

  26. 26
    buhchangrum Says:

    4 na hi a hit tawp (Y) (Y) 😛 😛 7 na chu i ni hial lo maw ha2…..thlahmasa ai chuan a funny leh zual…ka nui vur2 mai… 😀 😀 .

  27. 27
    meester Says:

    Fiamthu dang chhiar belh duh tan http://www.misual.com/2010/03/10/sms-jokes/

  28. 28
    shailendra Says:

    a post tupa hian ‘chhana’ thlatin Diary thik in post a submit. FIR… FIR… 😛

    Pa pakhat chuan, Hnahthial a a posting laiin, Kolasib a a nupui kha WT in a zuk ma hmiah (mak-na a thawn hmiah… true story…) khatih lai khan mobile sms leh internet etc etc la awm hek suh…

  29. 29
    mr.Duhlova Says:

    April thla fiamthu rawn ti leh law law teh a….

  30. 30
    mr.Duhlova Says:

    April thla fiamthu rawn ti leh law law teh a…. (Y) 😛

  31. 31
    ChhawnBura Says:

    😀 Naupang pakhat lêng rei pawh kha a pain, “Mama, chaw va ei rawh, i ei zawhah ka hlap dâwn che,” a ti a, nilêngin chaw a ei; a chhum belh vel 😀

    Hit hlawm khawp mai

    (Y) 😀 😛 😀 (Y) 😀

  32. 32
    Z.Hnamte Jr. Says:

    no 3. na khi,,in atih kan hma in cooker a ti puak hmasa an 🙂 ti..hehe

  33. 33
    bucko Says:

    Ava mak hlawam ve/./….. (Y) (N) (G) 🙁

  34. 34
    Mr.Chhurbura Says:

    number 4 chu a va hit vee…ka nuih huk chu.Tuaisiala nge2,i ti tha thin e. (Y)

  35. 35
    CFL Says:

    Zan a rei tawh si. In nui ring hlawm lutuk mai. Beng chheng. :-O

  36. 36
    caribou Says:

    Min tinuia hlimna min thlen thin tu kan fiamthu thiam te hi an hluin hlimna min va pe nasa thin tak em.

  37. 37
    ninja Says:

    Ka thianpa facebook account ka siam sak ve a, keimah ka in login thei ta hauh lo mai! a nuihzatthlak em? 😀

  38. 38
    bucko Says:

    ho…. ho….. ho…. (N) (N) (N) ;-( (@) (^) (P) :-[ ho lutuk

  39. 39
    mimipa Says:

    Tlangval pakhat pawhin, “Kan pa ve thawkhat tawh a niang ka nau, nau leh Mawia pawh a hlui bum tawh mai” a tih chu maw le.

  40. 40
    mimipa Says:

    Tlangval pakhat pawhin, “Kan upa ve thawkhat tawh a niang ka nau, nau leh Mawia pawh a hlui bum tawh mai” a tih chu maw le.

  41. 41
    mr.Duhlova Says:

    Pa pakhat zin chhuak tur pawh – an nu-in, : Paa i condom pai tur i theih nghilh” zu ti lung lung a.. 😛

  42. 42
    bucko Says:

    Ho lutuk… Lal TS.. hetiang ho lutuk hi rawn post fo teh…. ninawm…. (Y) (Y) (Y) (L) 😀 (K) (D)

  43. 43
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    TS, min va han tinui nasa mai ma ve mawle. Chaw ka ei laiin ka la nui put put alawm mawle hairehai 😀 (Y)

  44. 44
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Hahaha.. Hairehaiii! :O

  45. 45
    zoho Says:

    va thar tha hlawm ve a….nula senior ve deuh tawh pawh-keimah ah hi chuan ka la lungawi, ka class-mate hlui te hmel ah hian ka lungawi tawhlo ani…….ati

  46. 46
    robertjunior Says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha kava nui nasa ve le aw……….. kanui hlu thei dawn alom male

  47. 47
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Happy birthday Chhawnbura!

  48. 48
    jellybaby Says:

    no 23 n 24 chu ka va nuih pui em em ve…fiamthu hi a hlu…ron ti zel teh u…ka nuih a za em em ani!!!! 😀

  49. 49
    Vitamin_C Says:

    Lal TS…zan dar3 hian kan nuih huk chu lo 😀 (Y)

  50. 50
    mifeltea Says:

    Kan belh ve ange
    Nula senior pawh khan palai inleng a nei ve hlauh mai a, a duh lo nasa. Palai lam chuan an thlem reng mai bawk sia, a tihngaihna hre lovin “Ch** ka nei tawh lo.!” an ti mai chu, palai ho chu an lo leng leh tawh ngai lo re2, an tia lawm…

  1. 51
    mifeltea Says:

    Belh leh ang.
    Kha nula bawk kha lawm a si ve tawh awm mai2, khawhar inah a khuangpu ziah vel..

  2. 52
    mifeltea Says:

    Chunu bawk chu lawm, officially in a hming bulah “U” dah theihna certificate a pe vel…kuhva hring a thiala, a ham puar vel..

  3. 53
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Hehe.. Mifelte, ka man dawn che!

  4. 54
    mifeltea Says:

    Ka tlanchhe daih mai ang… 😛

  5. 55
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Man leh lo mai ang che!
    A bialnu birthday-ah khan common lo deuh present ngei kha a duh a, maipawl pum lian nelh nawlh a present.

  6. 56
    mifeltea Says:

    hehe…common loo..

    An sikul kha student an duhtui mai2 khawp a, Class V tur paw’n matric certificate nei lo chu an admit duh miah lo..

  7. 57
    chawnghilh Says:

    Ha ha

  8. 58
    aduhi Says:

    3. Mo thar pakhat pawh khan a pasal neih tûkah an in a tikâng nghâl.

    Ka mo thar hriat pakhat chu a tuk zingah an no dahna a lo remsawn vek a, a mother-in-law in a remtha leh vek.

  9. 59
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Hahaha..! Pi Aduh, a va hit rem rem ve aw..! Mo thar fiamthu hi a lo tamin a lo hit zel a nih hi! 😀

  10. 60
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    Ka pu te in luah thin tu, Chhumpiani kan tih mai (kohin a ei lauh2) pasal hi inchhungah Burma kekawrte 80’s vela lar thin deuh kha a kap tet hi a ha tung reng a. Kan kawmthlang pa in fiamthuin, a thutlan thu a sawi khanglang mawle. Ani chuan, “Tihian a awlsam ber, phelh buai angai tawh lova, ka pawt dawk mai zel akua atang hian,” a ti nui vur vur 😛

  11. 61
    aduhi Says:

    hihi TS an innei reilo bawk.

  12. 62
    aduhi Says:

    kan chhungte pakhat nen khawlai ah kan inhmu hlawl, “i nupui fanaute an dam em” ka ti a, “An GO” a ti! An lo tlan vek niin.

  13. 63
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Hahaha… Pu Hva fiamthu chu lehhh!! 😀
    Hahaha… An tlan ve hle mai a! A tawnhriat ngah ho hi a ngawi ngawiah in tang a, rawn post pawp pawp thin ta che u mawle.. Pi Aduh.

  14. 64
    triplestar Says:

    Mizo zaithiam lar tak farnu pakhat(hming sawi lo mai ang) pawh hi an pa in ar a leia, lo chhum turin a hril a, chu nu chuan a hmul a pawt kawlh a, a kawchhung pawh phawrh lovin a pumchhum hmiah mai mawle.

    Chu nu bawk chu an thenawm vai pa nen an lo chesual a, an pa chuan a ma ta a, a ni chuan “A ni pawh mi dang a ti a ti tho a, vawi khat lek han tih te chu a huat vak ka ring lova” a ti mawle, ngaihsam ve tak chu a ni 😛

  15. 65
    Belebuta Says:

    Chaw bar laia chhiar pah in ka chaw hmuam ka phuh trep lawm le…Haha, nula old model ve lutuk pawh kha pasal nei ve toh la an ti teh ngawt a,a ni lah chuan awlsam zet hian ‘PASAL NEI RUAL PAWH KAN NIH TAWH LOH HI’ lo ti.. Lolz

  16. 66
    aduhi Says:

    vai nena chesual sawi takah chuan chhungkaw pakhat ka hriat chu an pui ve asin, an la inthen chuang lo a, an nu khan pasal dang a va nei vel, an pa chuan a man a ei vel, a hnuah an innei leh vel..

  17. 67
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    Veng pakhatah hian Kale-a an tih mai thin hi a awm a. Midum ang mai hian a dum chel reuh a (tel tak maw!) 😛 Motor workshopah a thawk thin a. Tumkhat chu alo hawng chu a patea hnenah, “Ka pate, ka hmaiah hian oil akai em?” a ti a. A patea chuan, “I lei han chhuah teh,” a tia. Ani chuan, “Timaw,” a ti ve mai a. A patea chuan, ” I lei i chhuah loh chuan i tukhum leh hmai ka hre hranglo alawm,” a ti 😉

    Amah vek hi zu dawrah a tawng zat zat mai a. Kawngpui atang chuan mi pakhat hian ring fe sin deuh rut hian (Aw thup)”Kale, Kale, Kale,” a zuk ti thin a. Ani chuan, “Zawnga kalo chhuak ange aw…” a ti thin a. Kawng atang chuan, Kale, Kale, Kale,” a ti leh thin. Kale-a chuan, “Kha kalo chhuak dawn e, lo inpeih rawh le,” tih pahin chak fahran hian insual peih atin a rawn tlan chhuak vei vut roh a. Ani chhaih tu kha pa lian, sek teng tung tak mai kha a ni si, Kale-a chuan, “Sunday tlaiah field ah kan inhu dawn nia,” a tia, a lut leh daih mawle hairehai 😀 😛

    Thil thleng tak tak a ni e 😉

  18. 68
    mr.Duhlova Says:

    Khaw cheng ker deuh mai-ah, sipai chhuti hian nula a pawngsual a. VC ho khan, sipai chhuti chu, Rs 50 chawi a, khua chhuahsan nghal turin thu an rem a. Mahse chu sipai chhuti chuan, Rs 100 note pakhat chiah a lo nei si a, Rs 50 kir tur an neih loh bakah, a thleng nawina tur nei an awm ngang bawk si lova. ..bat tir an duh bawk si lova…an VCP chuan, “.. bat tir ai chuan ‘nawn’ leh mai rawh se, ti chuan Rs 100 a ni mai” zu ti pek a. 😛

  19. 69
    mr.Duhlova Says:

    Nu pakhat hian Police hnenah, ‘Ka pawnfen hnuai ipte-a ka pawisa min ruksak tiin a report a. Police ho chuan, ‘Chutianga i dah te chu a rawn zen lai te pawh hriat ve awm tak alawm’ an ti a. Ani chuan, ‘Pawisa ruk tum a ni ang tih ring hek lo i’ zuk ti a! 😀 😛

  20. 70
    TuaiSialA Says:

    @Aduh, i over lutuk! 😉

  21. 71
    chawnghilh Says:

    A uiresak tawh te pasal a hmuh hlawm chang hian, “Ka nuphalpate an nih saw,” a ti zurh zurh thin!

  22. 72
    TuaiSialA Says:

    A u khan fa a nei a, an tir an tir a, a ning ta deuh aniang, “Dêp khat pawh ka dêp tawp si lo,” zu ti nuah nuah a!

  23. 73
    chawngthu Says:

    Ram zimte, tui hnaih deuh, mual pong nei tha deuh, kawhtebel phun theihna, Rs.420 man lei tur in hre mial lo maw, hnim deuh mahse apawi lo, Ninja in ati..

  24. 74
    ZerO Says:

    Mi huat nihdan awlsam:
    Vanglaini-a Septic Tank paih thei ti-a advertisement chhuah ho number-ah

    “Ne tih? Ek paih mi a?” han ti chhin teh! 😛

  25. 75
    ZerO Says:

    Zurui pakhat hian Taxi a lo phar ding a….

    Zurui: I hman em?
    Driver: Hman e.
    Zurui: A nih chuan lo chhuk lawk teh. Lam ila. 🙂

  26. 76
    blackmagicwoman Says:

    @zero….i rawn thlawh fuh lutuk!! lolzzz ‘lam ila’ tih lai tak hi (Y)

  27. 77
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    ZerO leh hairehai 😀 (Y)

    #67 khi ka ziak sual. Kale ni lovin Ka-le (vai in midum an sawi na)

  28. 78
    ZerO Says:

    A chang chuan mu chungin tihian ka inngaihtuah mai mai thin…..

    Mu kher lo paw’n ka inngaihtuah thei tho si a..tiin :-S

  29. 79
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Mi pakhat pawh a ngaih a sam lutuk a, a inawkhlum daih.

  30. 80
    chhana Says:

    Mo thar pakhat pawh kha a mo thar tuka tukthuan an ei laiin thil sawi ve ngei a duh sia, sawi tur a hre mai bawk silo chuan, a pasal en vung vung chungin, “Nizan khan ka rin ai daihin i zang,” a ti vel. 😀

  31. 81
    chhana Says:

    Kan science teacher, hnam dang pakhat pawh kha annu thiante an lo lenga; a ni chuan, “‘Ka lu a na’ a ti a; a mu a nih kha,” lo tih mai kha a tuma; hetiang hian a sawi, “Ka lua; ‘na’ tia; a mu a nih kha,” tiin.

  32. 82
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Mikhual tlangnel —
    Mikhual: In inah ka lo thleng dawn. Enge chawhmeh.
    Inneitunu: Antam.
    Mikhual: Al thak ula, chaw ei siam nghal rawh u.
    Inneitunu: Naupangin thak an ngam lo.
    Mikhual: Naupang a ngai lo. Puitling zawngin dawhkanah.. Naupang chu chhuatah.

  33. 83
    dalbat Says:

    Tlangval nula rim: Tunlai chu ka excer taksa kham ka zi vak vak zel
    Nula: Zi vak vak rawh
    Tlangval: Zik pahin ban a phar fet ta lutuk (L)
    Nula: I trick hi chu a va thing tak (K)
    Tlangval: Ka step hman than ve ania 😛

  34. 84
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Tlangval pakhat paw’n a bialnu hnenah a then thu a hrilh a. A bialnu chuan, “I phakar!” a lo ti ringawt!

  35. 85
    chhana Says:

    Nula pakhat pawh khan a bialpa thenna thu lehkhain a thawna; a bialpa chuan a lo pawm lo.

  36. 86
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Nula pakhat paw’n a bialpa then a tum a, a bialpa’n a then khalh daih.

  37. 87
    ReMpYâ„ Says:

    TSA poh a propose ho in an lo duh loh pohin banna lehkha thon zui hram zel.. 😛

  38. 88
    KazTro SurEno Says:

    #5 (up)

  39. 89
    TuaiSialA Says:

    @ReMpY, khati’n min ti suh. Ka be text duh tawh lo tawp mai ang che!

  40. 90
    ReMpYâ„ Says:

    Wiii…ka zo lo.. 😀

  41. 91
    ZerO Says:

    ReMpY, i zo hrim hrim ang. I rin aiin a zang ang. 😛

  42. TuaiSialA Says:

    ReMpY ‘awii’ tih ka hriat vawi khatna!
    Tlawmngaih chu hahna.

  43. keimah Says:

    :-D (Y)

  44. ReMpY_ScisSoR Says:

    @zero, chutiag k ti lo! :-[ :-D TS, remov leh kA tum a, hman toh lo nh khi..hahai..whotevo..
    (D) °◦(~_~) °◦°◦

  45. TuaiSialA Says:

    @ReMpY, pawi ti reng reng suh! Ka lo awiiii chhawk tawh dawn che nia.. Hetah a dang!

  46. Asteric Says:

    YMA mitthi kuang siamnaah pa pakhat zu rui hi lo kal a, Kuang chu kik karh karh a.. “E, a tak ala awm nange?” zuk ti a male… :-D

  47. TuaiSialA Says:

    Hahaha..
    A hmelchhe awm mai mai. A puin a rawn pian tirh khan, “Phawrh lo khan dah lut leh mai mai rawh u,” a ti hial nia!

  48. Asteric Says:

    A thiante naute an en kha a Lu a lian a ti ve ngang a niang “IN NAUTE LUH CHUH….(a zak leh deuh sia)..A TLO DAWN HI LE!” a tih chhunzawm jeih…lolzz

  49. TuaiSialA Says:

    Hahaha..
    Ti daih ila, Vanlalsailova lar vanglaia a aw ang ve deuh deuh ho kha khawnge an awm tak hlawm le..?

  50. CyberThug Says:

    100 law law teh ang

  51. 101
    CyberThug Says:

    phek thar pawh keu nghal ila, la kawmen zel theih e

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