1. During strike Girls in the crowd shouted. “We want justice, we want justice” While Boys from behind shouted, “We want just-tits, we want just-tits”.
2. Boy to girl: If you love me, wear white dress tomorrow. Next day, girl came in black dress..! Boy: I know you love me from inside, I saw that White Bra.
3. A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.
4. In a chemistry class:
Teacher: What is “NITRATE”?
Student: Sir, my “night rate” is usually Rs 1500 but it is only Rs 1200 for you with Rs 300 discount.
5. Judge: Don’t you have shame? It is the third time you are coming.
Sardar: You are coming to the court daily. Don’t you have the shame?
6. 70 years old women got married 18 years old boy. After first night, a boy died. Postmortem result says, “Death by drinking expired milk”.
7. Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him?
Man: No, my Lord.
Judge: When did he give you?
Man: When I showed the gun.
8. A man typed in search box on Google. “What do women want?” Google replied, ” We are also searching”.
9. Similarities between facebook and jail. In both cases people sit, waste time and write on walls.
10. Boy- Can I touch your software?
Girl- Show me your hardware first.
Boy- See. Can I install it in your system?
Girl- Ya. But, put anti virus first and then install.
11. One man lips was badly burnt. Friends asked, ” What happened to your lips?” Man replied, ” My wife is going to see her parents by train. I was so happy that, in happiness I kissed the train’s Engine”.
12. Teacher: Write passive voice of “I made a mistake” My friend wrote “I was made by a mistake”.
13. A man came back and met his best friend sleeping with his wife and killed his best friend. The wife said, ” If you contineu like this, you will kill all your friends”.
13. Best words written outside the Toilet. ” Keep me well, keep me clean. I’ll say nothing what I have seen”.
Bonus: (Chawngkhum dantlang huat loh.)
“If light is gone in USA, they call power office. In Japan, they test the fuse. But, in Mizoram, “Ninawm lutuk… Hawlte Bati chhi ru…”.
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October 13th, 2011 at 9:13 pm
HAHAHA!!!
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October 13th, 2011 at 9:15 pm
hahahaha a va nuihzatthlak em em ve…………
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October 13th, 2011 at 9:18 pm
Ka nitrate chu Rs. 5000(5 star rate) shaken but not stirred
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October 13th, 2011 at 9:23 pm
Ekhai, first duh vanga corrupt kan awm ava ang ve aw!!
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October 13th, 2011 at 9:26 pm
11 khi ka lawm ber mai.. mahse, a vaiin HAHAHAHAHA!
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October 13th, 2011 at 9:29 pm
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October 13th, 2011 at 9:30 pm
Bonus khi
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October 13th, 2011 at 9:30 pm
Min va ti nui ve le…. 1, 2, 4, 10, 13 te ka duh zual..
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October 13th, 2011 at 9:43 pm
Tha hlawm hle mai
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October 13th, 2011 at 9:43 pm
10 khi hmui keu khup mai…
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October 13th, 2011 at 9:48 pm
Hahaha then khat chu hriat tawh hnu mah ni se, hlimawm hlawm khawp mai.
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October 13th, 2011 at 10:05 pm
#6 khi zotawnga ka hriat hnu fe-ah saptawng chanchinbuah ka chhiar chauh. mak ka ti ve mai mai. tha hlawm hle mai.
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October 13th, 2011 at 10:22 pm
Ka en hmasak khan a comment theìh loh a, tunah a theih ta e, mizo fiamthu ka en hlanin.
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October 13th, 2011 at 10:27 pm
Nia, aduhi’n comment a lo close palh a
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October 13th, 2011 at 10:27 pm
haha…a tha hle mai..
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October 13th, 2011 at 10:28 pm
ka nui nasa lutuk a Totally Prohibit Comments tih button kha ka lo click palh a lawm le
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October 13th, 2011 at 10:31 pm
saptawnga kan tih pawh hian zahmawh rawng kai a tel zel…min hrut rual ber a niang e
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October 13th, 2011 at 11:19 pm
Zahmawh tellohna show, LPS Comedian search kan en a, kan nui tiah tiah a, hetah ka nuih leh hui chu le.. Va`n nuam em…
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October 14th, 2011 at 1:17 am
Ka chhiar tirhah a comment theih loh a, tunah a lo theih ta, a lawmawm e.
Tha hlawm lutuk tlats.
a tha fal nalh..hahahahaha…, 
13-na khi ka practice dawn chiang khups mai.
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October 14th, 2011 at 7:42 am
Ka nui nasa lutuk……………
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October 14th, 2011 at 9:51 am
Jokes No 8 atang khian thil pakhat ka hrechhuak… Google ah hei hi han zawng chhin la.. “find chuck norris” chuan I am feeling Lucky tih kha i click dawn nia…
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October 14th, 2011 at 9:57 am
lolzz@ no_nick, den rem rem, kungfu thiam ve lo tan phei chuan…
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October 14th, 2011 at 10:09 am
#21
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October 14th, 2011 at 10:22 am
HAHAHA
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October 14th, 2011 at 11:01 am
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October 14th, 2011 at 1:17 pm
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