In dam tlang em?

February 17th, 2009 8:35 am by hmingsanga

* Naupang pakhat sual lutuk pawh kha a chhungte hriat lohvin a hming te a lo thlak vel.

* Bus tawt pawh kha a han tawt mai mai khawp a, a leng ho zawng kha a hnungah conductor-in ke-in a kalpui.

* An office staff pakhat chuan chawlh dilna a ziak a. An hotupa hnena theh lut turin a thawhpui pa a ken tir. An thawhpui pa chuan a chhiar vung vung a. A chawlh duh ve bawk si chuan a hnuaiah “kei pawh” tiin a ziak a, a hming a sign ve tawp.

* Mipa naupang pakhat pawh kha school a tlai ziah mai a. An Sir chuan “engatinge i tlai ziah” a ti a. Ani chuan “ka thlen hmain dar an vaw ziah anih kha” a ti a. An Sir chuan “dar rik hmain school thlen tum mai la” a ti a. Naupang tih ngaihna hre lo chuan “ka thlen hmain dar an vaw leh tho ang” a ti ringawt.

* Guwahati sahuan tlawh a kal lo hawng tlangval pakhat chuan inti thei fahranin sahuana zawng lian chi bula a thlalak chuan a nula rim a entir a. Nula lah chuan “a khawi zawk hi nangmah” a lo ti. A thinrim lutuk chuan chhuah pahin kawngka a khar tau bur mai.

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45 Responses to “In dam tlang em?”

  1. 1
    geminiboyz Says:

    Ka hriathnu hlir

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  2. 2
    kk_lova_kk Says:

    Thla bial zanin a bialnu nen fianrialah chance an nei ve a…
    Nula: Darling tell me something sweet.
    Tlangval: Jelebi!

    (Chawngkhum dan…)
    Vanram kawtthlerah hian Petera chuan mitthi thlarau lo kal apiangte chu an awmna hmun tur a lo kawhhmuh zel a… Thlarau pakhat lo kal chu, “Nang, eng kohhran nge i nih?” tiin a zawt a. Thlarau chuan, “Seventh Day Adventist ka ni,” a ti a. Petera chuan, “A nih chuan room no. 27-ah khan kal ang che. Mahse, room no. 4 i pelh laiin bengchheng miah suh ang che,” a ti a. Pakhat dang, Presbyterian kohhran a lo kal leh a, Petera chuan, “Room no. 17-ah kal la, mahse room no. 4 i pelh laiin bengchheng lo vang che,” a ti leh a. Tichuan, an lawina kohhran ang zelin an awmna room tur a kawhhmuh a, mahse room no. 4 zawna thawm nei lo turin a chah zel a. Nakinah chuan, Roman kohhran thlarau pakhat hi a lo kal leh a, Petera’n a kalna tur a han hrilh chuan chu pa chuan, “Engati nge room no. 4 zawna bengchheng lo tura mi i tih zel?” tiin a zawt a. Petera chuan, “Room no. 4 hi chu UPC kohhran awmna a ni a, anmahni chauh hi vanram kai tura an inrin avangin thawm dang hre lo se ka duh a ni,” tiin a chhang a!

    A tute hovin, “A pu, hlauhawm sawi rawh.. mawh,” an ti chhen a, a ning lutuk a, “Pangang sum sawm,” a ti hluk!

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  3. 3
    sillyBoy Says:

    Pa pakhat zu zuar pawh khawtlang hruaitute an Inah an leng a, “Hei khawtlang duh loh zawng i zuar a, bansan vat la a tha ang,” an ti a. Zu zuar pa chuan, “In duh a niang, ka lak khawlsa pawh ka hralh zo hma thei e mai,” an ti mai chu, an vaw nasa teh a sin.

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  4. 4
    wonderboy Says:

    A fapa khan ruihtheih thil a lo ti ve thin tih a hriat khan a thinrim luttuk khan ‘Tuifinriat kha han la teh u, kan thlak teh ang’ a ti vel!

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  5. 5
    sillyBoy Says:

    An khaw luh lawh danah ti hian signboard a lo intar ve va a :

    “HE KHUAAH HIAN RUIHHLO LAKLUH KHAP TLAT A NI, KAN INTODELH VE TAWK E” tiin.

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  6. 6
    Mr. Pitch Says:

    I post healthy kher mai, ka khik vur vur chu :-) . Nuih hi buai tak tak hian a theih nghilh theih khawpin ka hre thian :D I ti lawmawm e (Please keep on).

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  7. 7
    Mr. Pitch Says:

    *Thian – Thin tih na lolzz

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  8. 8
    Chris Says:

    A fapa dendrite hnim thin hi, ni khat chu an in chhawngah, lekhabu a chhiara, a pain, Isaak tia a kohna a chhan dan chu,
    “Ka hnim lo” ati ve thuai.

    Non-veg:
    Tlangval pakhat le nula pakhat pawh, nula te huan mawngah chance hmu turin an chhuk thla kha nula pain a rukin a zuia, an thil tih leh sawi te alo ngaithla kiaua. A tukah chun nula pa chuan, “Mami, mai pui saw phel lohin belteah sawn chhum tawp rawh atia”. Chuan nula chuan, “Apa, a leng lo, engtin nge ka tih ang?” tia apa zawh chuan, apain, “Mami, tel chulh rawh, a lut duk mai ang” ahan ti chu… nula kha a sen ten ten mai.

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  9. 9
    Chris Says:

    non-veg: “Mai pui=Mai pum”

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  10. 10
    ConstantineXX Says:

    Hmanlai deuh hian a niang chu, Silchar Vai Lal (Sual tak aniang) chuan, “Nangni Tribal Lal te u, In thei neih tui ber lo keng ula, ka ei chhin anga, tui ka tih loh chuan in mawng kuaah ka hnawh vek ang” a ti a. Tichuan Mizo Pa hi a lo kal hmasa ber a, theipalingkoh a rawn keng a, Vai pa chuan a lo ei a, tui a ti hran lova Mizo pa mawngah a chuan a hnawh lut zaih zaih a. Nakin deuhah chuan Hmar Pa hi a lo kal leh a, theihai a rawn keng a, chu pawh chu tui a ti leh lova, Vaipa chuan Hmar pa mawng ah chuan theihai chu hnawhluh leh a tum a, Hmar pa na ti lutuk chu a hmai te hi a sen tren trun tawh a,, mahse a nui ri huk a, Vaipa chuan, a na lo a mi ila nuih a ti a, Hmar pa chuan Kawngkhar lam a melh zuk a, kawnkhar-ah chuan Paite Pa hi Lamkhuang nen a lo ding a,,, Awii Kareiiii Lamkhuang mawnga hnawh luh tur chu.. …. (Belhchiandawllo, Fiamthu Fiamthu. No FIR please)

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  11. 11
    chepahakhata Says:

    Zungawl vei pa-1 pawh camp a kal ve a, a piangthar thei lo an mangang chu hmeichhe hoin an tawngtai a, an tawngtai pawh chuan a luah kut an nghat, a hnungzangah an chul vel a, an tawngtai zo “E nge i an a, i danglam em?” an ti a. “Danglam khawp mai” a ti a,”engtin nge i awm” an ti a”Min chul min chul a ka zauthau!!” zuk tia mawle.

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  12. 12
    father_sphinx Says:

    Translation –

    Why is Millionare John Lennon’s son peniless?

    Engvangin nge mihausa tawntaw John Lennon a fapa hian sazu a neih loh?

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  13. 13
    Amaria.vch Says:

    Tlangval pakhat pawh khan tleirawl pakhat hi tuition a pêk pahin a lo thlem sur sur a:
    Tlangval: Bawihi, ka duh lutuk che. I hnungzang bawl leh i mawng khawihli te nen vek hian tar khûp bih saum bur khaia, runlum nuthai atan ka thlang ber che.

    Tleirawl: I thaw purun e a…

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  14. 14
    father_sphinx Says:

    Tunlai hian Rs. 500 note lem a tam hle a, a tak pawh a ang hlawm hle. A tak a anlohna awmchhun chu Gandhi-a zuitute zinga a hnuhnungber hian duh aiin a rilru a pe tawk lo deuh.

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  15. 15
    Amaria.vch Says:

    Pa pakhat pawh khan a fanu hming a phuah uluk lo lutuk a, an kawmthlanga Fartruah par laia piang anih avangin a hmingah ‘Truahhnupi’ a tia, a fanu chu a lo nulat chuan a thrian ten koh duat nan ‘Truah-i’ an tih loh leh ‘Hnup-i’ tiin an ko thrin a, a ei ve luah luah tho…

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  16. 16
    father_sphinx Says:

    MLA candidate pakhat kha thuneituten an va han tiduhdah ve angreng tak e aw! Party lar fahran lo hminga in candidate a ni bawk a, PSO atan pawh NCC tiang keng an pe a, an inzui ve hnak hnak.

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  17. 17
    Amaria.vch Says:

    Naupang pakhat hian a pi, tar tawh tak (khuma mut bak tih theih nei tawh lo) bawnghnute, khum bula an dah chu a in rûk sak thrin a. Vawi khat chu bawnghnute bur ang chiah bur pahnih a lo awm ta tlat maia, naupang chuan bawnghnute bur ni zawka a rin chu a la a, a in nghal pawp. Chu a thil in chu a pi khâk (chil) bawm lo ni rengin, a ten lutuk chu pawnah tlan chhuakin a uak chhuak tuar tuar a, a kamsir atranga lo uai chhuak duah duah chu arpui no hruaiin an lo chuk fan dawr dawr bawk nen… (Tenawm lutuk, chawei laia ngaihtuah chhuah chi miah loh). :-)

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  18. 18
    Amaria.vch Says:

    Tlangval pakhat pawh khan a chhass kha thlanmual a thlan pakhat, rawng hnawih tharah a CK puia, an haw lamah chuan nula kawr hnungah ‘KAIRUMA K-80′ tih a inziak kulh…

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  19. 19
    father_sphinx Says:

    A mipa mawngah “kan ngaih em em” tih a inziak bawk a ni lawm ni.

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  20. 20
    sillyBoy Says:

    A mipa mawngah “kan ngaih em em” tih a inziak bawk a ni lawm ni.

    Eng posi nge an hman ang aw?? heheh :D

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  21. 21
    father_sphinx Says:

    helicopter posi.

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  22. 22
    kanidar Says:

    helicopter posi? hei chu thil thar a ni a, @bmw te tih chhuah a ni ngei ngei ang :-)

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  23. 23
    funny Says:

    ka thianpa pawh kan headmaster in office ah a hming a zawt thut a, ani hlau lutuk hamhaih khan a hming a theihnghilh vel mawle. :D a bula lo ding kan sir pakhatin alo sawi sak ringawt.

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  24. 24
    Wish_Bone Says:

    Judge to the woman: ” Why didn’t you bite off the accused penis while he was molesting you ?”
    Reply: ” I can’t, my lord. I’m a vegeterian !”

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  25. 25
    father_sphinx Says:

    @ kanidar – google rawh. :D

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  26. 26
    kanidar Says:

    :-) va hahthlak duh awm auh auh ve.

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  27. 27
    sillyBoy Says:

    Father, helicopter posi chu han post teh a, a common lo riau lolz….

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  28. 28
    kanidar Says:

    tiang lama mi ril tak, mumbai khawlum ah pawh “zawhte” riahpui deuh reng peih @sandman in a hrilh a niang :-)

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  29. 29
    father_sphinx Says:

    sandman a hmuhchhuah anih kha.

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  30. 30
    Sandman Says:

    Helicopter Man chu hei father_sphinx a hidden folder atanga ka hai chhuah…

    Hepa hi in hriatloh chuan helicopter style chu in hre lovang, a ti father an :P

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  31. 31
    luliana Says:

    Sandman hi chu inhmeh loh tak2 pawh hi i neilo anih hi a :P

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  32. 32
    wonderboy Says:

    Helicopter style hi ka hmu toh, a clip in a awm kha. Hmeichhia zawk a bungbu kut a, mipa zawk a chungah a vir kual pap pap mai mawle, dangdai rips! :D

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  33. 33
    wonderboy Says:

    @lulian, a dam lam topic ah hian rawn phur hurh zel suh exam lai i nih kha lehkha zir rawh…haha :D

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  34. 34
    Chris Says:

    Sandman chu Kalina I rawn leng thin an tia… ka hmu chak khp mai che….. kei pawh kalina a awm ka nia…. sorry off topic
    Nia, a thupuiah khian in damtlang em tih ania, aw kan dam talang hlawm khawp mai, kan nui vun vun hi….

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  35. 35
    tetea_t Says:

    A mipa mawngah “… kan ngaih em em …” tih a in ziah dawn chuan ‘inverted helicopter posi’ a nih duh hmel zawk e a! LOL

    :D

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  36. 36
    chawnghilh Says:

    Thlan lunga thu inziak (epitaph) kha rubber stamp anga a letlinga inziak vek a ni bawk alawm!

    @kk : Room No. 4-ah pawh khan NE lam leh Mizoram UPC khan Partition Wall tur DAP (bamboo wall) an dil belh leh asin! “Mau (Pa), Dap (Fapa), Dap Bang (Thlarau Thianghlim) —Jesus Only Theology” an neih changchawiin!!

    Thlasik laia Aizawl-a mipa, biang veilam chauh chat i hmuh chuan Bus Conductor an ni tih hre nghal mai ang che. Bus a tawt thei lutuk alawm!

    @amaria : Mi kawm luak thiam hle mai, i thuziak ka chhiar zawh hmain tum li lai commode chibai ka buk hman! Shattered Romance vanga Tur (poison) ka in tuk ni se, i thu khi chhiar ila —hreh tak chungin ka survive leh hrim hrim! HA HA!

    Laldika Sailo leh F. Laltuaia te pahnih, zu hmuna an la khawsak laiin Gospel Camping-ah an lut ve a. Speaker leh Consellor-ten an manganna ruk tak an han zawt ve ngawt tak a, “Kan mangang thei lo lutuk hi kan mangang,” tiin an chhang! “I tan a thi a …hremhmun chu a hlauhawm lutuk …” tih vel kha chu an luh hma daih pawhin an hre lutuk tawh si!

    iiiLive.com

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  37. 37
    chawnghilh Says:

    Advocate Rintea farnu Hrangi pawh hrisel lo chung chungin mei (Zo-zial) ru tak tak a pet khu hlep hlep reng mai a; a kulcho phah ta deuh tlat mai a. Doctor panin tukkhat chu a chhuak ve ta a; Doctor chuan a’n thlek ngial a, a mit a’n keusak a, “Mei nghei rawh,” tiin, Rx a’n ziaksak a, Rs 50 a dil nghal a.

    Hrangi a diau ta hlar mai, “Mei nghei rawh,” tih man ringawtah Rs 50 ka pe lo vang che; mei nghei a that thu rawn ngaithla lek turin ka rawn kal lo, mei nghei a tha tih hre ve tho —nghei thei lo ka nih hi. Mei zu reng chunga ka hrisel theihna tur i hriat ve tawk bawk beiseia lo kal ka ni zawk asin. Pawisa chu ka pe ma’lek ang che,” a ti a. A chhuak ta vawk vawk a.

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  38. 38
    funny Says:

    UPC pawh chu inva sawisa nasa ve mawle..

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  39. 39
    joseph chinzah Says:

    khaw pakhat poh kha zu zuar an tam ltk.zuar lo in khat an awm a,khawtlang in an ensan vel.

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  40. 40
    chawnghilh Says:

    An khuaah in 13 a awm a; in 16-in zu an zuar. Zu thuhruk nan Biak In an hmang zui tawh bik lo. Leitu chu khaw dang leh veng dang mi vek.

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  41. 41
    mkima Says:

    KK-lova-KK sawi kha heti zawk hi nia. Petera leh UPC chungchang kha–
    Vanran kawttlerah khan Petera chu ding ngei mai ah, chuan asawi ang khan kohhran lo lut apiang kha a zawt chat chat zela, Room 17 ah chuan akal tir ngei a room 4 chu thawm dim tur chu ati zela, chuan Roman kohhran thlarau lo thleng chu, engnge tingnge Room 4 chu bengchen loh tur a, a rawn tih pang pang khan Peteran Nanghi i ni maw ka thih hnu lawk ah i thu thu ah kohran lo din vel kha ati a.. asawphrep a, chuan Vanram (chahbi)KEY nei tu ka nih kha i hre lom ni, matt 16:18 kha chhiar chang leh rawh ava ti a, chuan Pentecost ni ah ka thu sawi kha i hre lo em ni, Tirkohte 2: 1-38- 41 ah hnam zawng zawng Isua hmingah Baptis vek tur ka tih kha te ati a. Nanghi i ni AD-325 nice of constantinople ah Trinity lo ti chuak tu kha ati a Room 17 ah tho chuan akal tir a. Chuan Rei fe hnu ah UPC upa hi alo lut a, a tlaihle mai a, engmah chu a hre ve lo va, atlai chhan tak chu a member te kha kaikim nge kim lo a en kual ni awm a ni. chuan Pu peter Room 17 saw tute nge an va beng seng ve.. khawvel ah UPC te an nin theih teh reng nen a ti a, peteran Tih dik lo an in puh kual anih saw maw a chhan chu Mei ah hal turah khek an ni ati…..

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  42. 42
    funny Says:

    UPC kohran upa leh Salvation officer nilum ai pawh kha;
    UPC pa khan, “nizan ka mumang chu salvation ho hi band party nen hremhmun lam pan hian anlo ri phei mup mup maia..” an tiah. Savation pa tih ngaihna hrelo khan, “ngawi tak rawh naktuk zanah Salvation Pa in mumang ka nei ve dawn.” ati e antia lawm.

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  43. 43
    houdini Says:

    Ha ha ha!

    Va nuihzatthlâk hlawm tehlul êm :-D :-D

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  44. 44
    Kher Kher Says:

    #Houdini, mai mai chuh! Post thar emaw ka tia haha. Hai hlui tiah tiah.

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  45. 45
    houdini Says:

    #44 Kher Kher ha ha ha! :-D

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