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   misuala Says:
   November 12th, 2011 at 7:53 am

   100% awm si hlei nem ha ha..

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   aduhi Says:
   November 12th, 2011 at 7:54 am

   “if you choose an answer” a tih avang khian whatever answer i choose will be correct, so i am correct every time ie 100% of the time dhinka chika dhinka chika dhinka chika reeee

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   aduhi Says:
   November 12th, 2011 at 7:56 am

   #51 khawngaihin a zawhna khi lo repeat lawk teh, fone atangin ka online pic ka hmu fiah theilo.

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   ruatruatapa Says:
   November 12th, 2011 at 9:05 am

   A, B leh D hi belhin 100% a ni chiah a, chu chu a answer chu a nih mai hmel……. 😛

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   kawlhawk Says:
   November 12th, 2011 at 9:21 am

   Ka thluakin a phak ve lau (H)

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   Prof. Snake Says:
   November 12th, 2011 at 10:19 am

   hehe 😛

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   Prof. Snake Says:
   November 12th, 2011 at 10:30 am

   Hetah hian an chhang nasa hlawm khawpmai 😀
   http://flowingdata.com/2011/10/28/best-statistics-question-ever/

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   aduhi Says:
   November 12th, 2011 at 10:48 am

   funny i link rawn dah chu 740 comments ngawt zuk awm a. Ka chhanna ang chhang pakhat a lo awm ve Yayyyyy:

   Nick Gall, Ironist:
   I think +Denis Peloquin came up with the BEST answer: 100%. But I came to it a bit differently.

   Most people are reading this question as if it were worded as follows: “If you choose [one of the possible answers below] to this question at random…” But that’s NOT what the question says. It says “If you choose AN ANSWER”.

   Note that nothing in the question says that your answer is limited to choices (A)-(D). It is only our training in multiple choice questions on tests that makes us assume we must pick one of them. Note that in actual tests, the instructions explicitly state such a restriction. But this question does not. (A)-(D) are actually meaningless camouflage. They are hiding the fact that “choose an answer” is actually a very odd locution. One normally says “find an answer.”

   So when you randomly choose some response to the question, actually ANY random response, your mere act of choosing that response MAKES IT the CORRECT answer to the question. You could randomly choose “ZEBRA” as your response, and the fact that you chose it as the answer to the question makes YOUR answer to the question the CORRECT answer to the question.

   So if ANY answer YOU CHOOSE is the correct answer, why is “100% the BEST answer? It’s BEST (as in most satisfying, as this is only an aesthetic judgment) because it is the least “non sequitur” of an answer. Why? Because it addresses the second half of the question, “what is the chance you will be correct.” Since whatever you choose IS the correct answer, the chances of you being correct are 100%.

   Of course, you shouldn’t answer 100% after working out the logic as I have. Why? Because then your answer was NOT chosen at random as the question explicitly demands. So instead, to get the best answer, “100%”, but have it be a random answer, you should pick one other answer, say “zebra”, and then flip a coin to see which one is your random choice of an answer.

   QED 🙂

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   H.Vangchhia Says:
   November 12th, 2011 at 10:50 am

   funny, kei ang mut khamlo thluak ngaihtuah chi ni lovin ka hria :-S

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    lrpa Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 10:52 am

    Zawhna awmze awm lo anih hi! :-O

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    Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 11:05 am

    Funny chu van sual e ka chhanna (#45&47)khi a DIK ti ve tawh mai la mawle……. 😛

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    VaiVa Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 11:05 am

    A very simple question… a inti bawk a, ka lo en peih mang re re hlei nem! A link lamah ka va tei phei a, Admin Chhamanator pawhin a lo va risk ve nasa lutuk. @Funny, question har deuh rawn ti ve tawh rawh aw… ka lo in ring ve ang e 😀

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    Prof. Snake Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 11:07 am

    hehe: ka sawi tawh mai dawn mawnile. 😛

    Ignatia#46 hian a question hriat chian hmasak angai rawn tia a tih fuh dawn viau laiin amah pawh khian a hrechiang chuanglo tlats. 😀 A hriat dan ang pawh hi question lo ni tehreng sela statistic a ‘identical state/particle’ te permutation and combination a thil in ang kan an treat dan kha a theihnghilh ta nge mawni aw… akekekek 😛

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    H.Vangchhia Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 11:10 am

    funny, 0 anih loh chuan hu huuuu 😛

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    Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 11:11 am

    Funny, nangmah kha i chiang tawh lo a nih kha. 😛 Lab atang khan chhuak la ahrangin awm MAI TEH! A nilo zawngin HER DANGLAM i tum? 😛

    Thlan tur awmte hian Gaussian obey ve a ni em tih thlenga ngaihtuah hnua chhanna a nih khi. Hetiang hi vawikhatmah lo post tawh suh. Hnathawh tur tam lai laiin…. 😛 😛

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    Prof. Snake Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 11:14 am

    Ignatia: hahaha I confi ve tlat mai animaw. Tih confuse che ka tum vel mai mai ania. 😛

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    H.Vangchhia Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 11:15 am

    Zero

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    Maisek Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 11:19 am

    So…Please tell me the question!

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    Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 11:20 am

    Funny: Hahahaha… Confi e mawle. Ka chhan dan lo chuan chhanna dik awm theiin ka hre lo.

    Hetiang lam hi ti ti suh. A tullo. 😛 😛 😛 I ti a nih paw’n helaiah lo share suh. 😛 😛

    Tak takin I thluak a SHARP viau ang, i tihduhzawng a danglam tlat. Zuala titi na atangin nula leh Lab lam bak i buaipui loh hmel a mahse hetiang hi i tih nasat hmel. Fiamthu i duh bawka i inhmeh……. 😀

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    century child Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 11:22 am

    thluak ka hmang peih lo mai. 😛

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    VaiVa Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 11:27 am

    Thil pakhat min ti hrechhuak. 2003 ni tain ka hria, Dubai ah kan kal a, Indian students ho in lawng an rawn tlawh a. An han dil chhut hlawm khawp mai a. Laipui pakhat kah hlat zawng kha an zawt a, kan thawhpui pa khan a hrilh ve mai a. Naupang pakhat kha a dilchhut fal ta lutuk a. Maximum??? kha ti deuh chhen a. Vaipa chuan, “Kah mai mai chuan 10 kms a nia, theihpatawp a kah chuan 50 kms vel a kap thei” a tih kha ka mitthla. 😀 Zawhna chhanna tawi deuh deuh an in zawt ngai lo. Akbar was tih atanga tan ngai hi han ni se la, exminer tan pawh a chhiar huphurh awm lawih han ziak i la, mark chu kan hmu ve mai an tih thin kha 😀

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    bk Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 11:27 am

    zawhna i sawi hma chu chhang dawn lo rengs

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    Prof. Snake Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    hahaha: ril deuh asin anih. It’s more like a phylosophy and you can give phylosophical arguments 🙂

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    Prof. Snake Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    pi aduhi# answer duh duh chu kan choose thei a mahse kan thlan apiang kha a dik tihna ani kher dawn emni, a dik leh dikloh han proof natur pawh a question ah khian a awm chuangin a lang lo. 😛

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    aduhi Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    funny chuti anih chuan kan answer kha a diklo ani tih han proof na tur a question ah khian a awmlo tihna a nia. Therefore any answer i choose is correct.

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    Prof. Snake Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 2:35 pm

    A dik tihna lam nilovin assumption kan siam ngawt thei biklo zawkin ka hria. hehe

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    aduhi Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 2:57 pm

    in that case, i believe my assumption might be correct (la ti talh teh ang)

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    Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    Ka chhanna hi a DIK a ni tih i pawm ve thu lo ziak MAI TEH….. 😛

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    zoho Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    A ngaihna ka va hrelo ve…. a question siamtu khi a englo deuh a nih khi. Mathematical problem a ni lo, mind game a nih khi, right answer a awm theilo.
    or
    zero…. chhanna a awmlo. A post ah a inziah khi, thought provoking question but without an answer.

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    Prof. Snake Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 3:37 pm

    In lo la hrechhuak nange 😛
    Try not to think too much. 😛

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    H.Vangchhia Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 3:38 pm

    Bawngkhawtlai anga bial mawp, ‘0’ a ni mai.

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    Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    Ka chhanna khi a awmzia ber ang. A nih loh chuan zawhna awmzia nei lo lutuk a ni. Inbawlna chi khat ang a ni e. Hetiang zawhna pawm dan bik neih theih ang hi KHAP tlat tur, hun a HEH. Adminte khan lo hria sela a tha ang…. 😛 😛

    Tin a post tu hian engmah a la sawifiah lo hrim hrim tunah kan lo sawm ve ang.

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    zoho Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    @Ignatia – he post tumber chu i thluak sentir a ni(in ka hria),a hlawhtling khawp lehnghal… hehe…. (H)

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    aduhi Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 4:11 pm

    A post tu hian zanin dar 12 hmaa a answer a la sawi lo anih chuan he post hi boycott in a awm ang. A tul chuan chaw nghei in kan nuar ang… naktuk zing thleng.

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    lrpa Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    Multiple choice Q and A format anih vanga chhan kher angai lo 😛
    ‘Van Damme pawh hmawlh pahnih ding a hmuh chuan kar full tum ngawt zel’ tih ang deuh kha 😛

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    Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 4:18 pm

    @Zoho: You knw why i escape you these days??? Hetiang, puzzle hi i uar lutuk a. 😛

    Chhan awm lova dikna thlan hi tih loh tawp tur a ni.

    Lal-Aduh LOlZZZZ……

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    Prof. Snake Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 4:27 pm

    ka’n sawi fiah tawh dawn mawnile. 😀
    Ngatinge saptawng hi in thiamloh hlawm em em a. 😛

    “Choose an answer to this question…” hmmm which one is the question… question is the question eg. question… a very careless question who don’t even care its own answer. ehhh 😛

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    lrpa Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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    zoho Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    @Ignatia-Chutiang ka ti ngailo ve , min hai a niang….Lal funny-a chuan reilote min han bum ve hman chu le, a answer ka thlan tur a nih chuan 100% ka thu thu alawm le, duh leh “piring’ pawh ka ti ang chu. nichin khan 0-100% ka ti lek lek a, ka lo chapo em vang a ni e….. akekekeke 😛

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    Prof. Snake Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    😛 weekend a mi bawl hi alo nuam riau. 😛

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    lrpa Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    funny, bawl hrep hlawm rawh, mawl bengbuang hlawm em mai 😛

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    H.Vangchhia Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 4:40 pm

    “Tribal Power” ka ngaithla tui hle (Y)

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    Prof. Snake Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 4:41 pm

    Pi aduhi sawi ang opposite chiah khian han ngaihtuah ta ila. Engmah a zawt silova chhan tur a awmlo a, chuvangin choose tur pawh a awmlo… de de dei tiin phylosophical arguments siam ta ila. A answer tur chu.

    Number of correct = 0
    Number of chosen = 0
    Probability = 0/0

    limit (x–>0). (0/0)
    ==> limit (h–>0).(h/h) = 1

    Then, Percentage = (0/0)*100 = 1* 100 = 100%

    ta daa 😛

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    Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    Ka buaipui hma hian a dikna hre thei pawh ni ila thluak hmang peih chin leh hrat deuh an lo lang anga HER dang lam an tum ang ka lo ti rilru reng a. Question khi en chiang teh u. ‘Choose an answer at RANDOM’ tih a ni. Hei hi eng tawngkam nge? It’s all about CHANCES….. Buddy!

    Zoho: Tunlaiin i ti tawh na nge? Lift-a nula lawn chhoh chungchangte khan ka hun ala heh a nia. Muante Cobain kha tluk a har thin hle. 😛

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    Prof. Snake Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    A letling leh chiahin ngaihtuah leh ta ila, mathematical zawngin.

    Correct answer = infinity
    Chosen = infinity

    Probability = ∞/∞

    limit (x–>∞). (x/x) = 1
    ==> percentage = 100%

    ta daa 😛

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    Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 4:52 pm

    Funny nangpawh chu le…. Ka chhanna ka lo thawh ve hma nen i va dang lam ve a? A dikna awm leh awm loh lam a ni lo, chance a ni zawk……….. man lo viau zawk a va ang ve? 😛

    Think think thinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk…….

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    PKfanai Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 5:01 pm

    kan en vang vang khan answer 2 chiah a awm thei a, chu chu 0% leh 100% an ni. Answer option ah a awm bawk si lo va, chhan dik theihna chance a awm miah lo tih ka hria a, ka chhang buai duh ta lo a nih kha Kei mathematics thiamlo ber mai hian.

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    zoho Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 5:02 pm

    @96 “Think think thinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk…….”
    ka va han nui tehreng em, a hit tawp, happy weekend chu 100% a ni e…. 😀 (D)

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    Prof. Snake Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 5:12 pm

    Ignatia#96: chutiang anih si chuan kan answer choose sa a dik leh dikloh probability density function ah khan dirac delta a awm angai ngei anga. chu chu engmah limit pawh a pek siloh avangin -∞ to +∞ a inkar ah han integrate leh chiah la.

    Answer = 1 ani tho 😛
    Chutiang hlir chu “Za ah” kan tih dawn chuan… 1*100 = 100%

    hahaha 😛

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    aduhi Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 5:56 pm

    bwahahahahhah i was right, i may have taken another route, but answer was correct. The ends justify the means tralalala

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    VaiVa Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 6:34 pm

    aduhi risk huai zia hi

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    funny Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    This question is so stupid and useless. But at least it makes you all think… That’s the fun part.
    weekend-a ka post dang comment a tlem thei lutuka ka rawn bawl che u nih hi.

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    aduhi Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    @Vaiva ka risk hlawlll lo aww, ka chhanna ho saw han en teh, logically deducted vek anih saw.
    @funny a dang lo post leh la, naktuk timepass atan? Post comment tam i duh te chuan (Zu, sex, Mizo hmeichhia & hnamdang, Zo identity) ni mai lawm. Evergreens.

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    Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 7:09 pm

    Inkhawm ka’n tlai phah chu le. Keimah avangin hla an lo sak loh phah. Vai ho hi an zaithiam lo em em a perhkhuang perh leave ka la a ni mai. Funny chutia normalised chiam lam a niin ka hre law. Dirac delta function kha LOCALIZED POINT define nan pawha hman a nih kha mawle. Tin, Probability hi PAKHAT kan tih chuan kan normalized daih ang a ni. Thil thleng zawng zawng fractionah a chang ang. Hemi chhanna B(50%) hi eng dang ni lovin 0.5(1/2) a ni e. Sawmnga hnuaiah hian ZA a awm a ni. Chu chu PAKHAT aiin a chanve in a tlem.

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    funny Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 7:14 pm

    Ignatia leh. lolzz. Pathian biak aiin nuam i ti zawk tihna chu ani emlo ang chu maw.

    Tun tum chu pi aduhi’n a question-a saptawng a sense hmasa ber tlatmai. Saptawng thiam berah tun weekend chu ka thlang mai dawn.

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    Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 7:17 pm

    LOlzzzzzz….. Funny nangmah a nih kha aw. I thusawi leh chetzia hi a PUZZLE vek.

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    funny Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    Ignatia: This post makes me think that every single question can have infiniely many answers. But the importance of one unique correct answer stands like the Dirac tower in the sand of useless answers. hahaha

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    Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 7:27 pm

    Funny Ngawi trawt MAI TEH! Awmzia atangin awmze nei lo khawvelah kal tum teh suh. A zawhna khi chhanna tamtak awm lam a kawkin a lang lo. CHANCE lam a ni zawk. Chhanna dik awm leh awm loh lam ngaihtuah chi a ni loooo… A wording atang pawh khian a chiang alawm le- CHOOSE tih a nih khi, RANDOM tih a tel leh phei chuan dikna pakhat awm thlan tur tih lam bak a kawk thei lo. A nih loh chuan mi tamtak ang hian zawhna awmzia lo kan ti ve dawn tih na a ni mai.

    The GRAVITY of the question is somewhere in the CHANCESSSSSS………….

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    Ruata Pachuau Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 8:06 pm

    An lo la sawi ta fo…… nizanah lal-funny hian min bum( pawh ni chiah lo ) ………enchiang mang hlei lovin ka lo chhang ve ngawt a, kan en that leh chuan ka nui chhuak huk ringawt. Mathematician ho chhan chi a nih hi ti mai ang , infinite loop a niang.

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    mate ainawn Says:
    November 12th, 2011 at 11:30 pm

    Hahahaa…inpuang lo la chuan..Sipai bo ka bang mep mep dawn a nih hi..nuam e..lo ti leh rawh..Lal funny

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    Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:
    November 13th, 2011 at 1:04 am

    Ka lo comment leh lawk.

    A question en vang vang khian Mathematics ropui tak a ngai lem lo. Probaility(chance) thiam chuan a chawhchhuah mai thei a ni.

    A zawha khian “if you choose answer to this question at random, what is the chance you will correct?” tih a ni. A hnuaiah hian thlan tur PALI- A, B, C leh D min pe. He ZAWHNA a tih taka hi tuna a zawhna hi a ni a ni. Mizotawngin sawifiah a har lua e.Ngaihtuahna vawikhatnaah chuan thlan turte probablity(chance) hi chhut a ngai.

    PALI thlan tur a awm avangin probability of one event chu 1/4 a ni. Chumi chu 25% emaw 0.25 emaw angin kan ziak thei. Chuan a hmaa ka sawi angin 25% hi vawihnih a awm. Chumi awmzia chu Pali zinga a dik kan thlan theihna khan 1/2(50%) a ni tihna a nih chu. Chuan 50% hi B-ah a awm avangin a DIKNA a ni mai.

    Ka chhanna ka support char char a, mi chhanna ka counter ve miah lo. Ka nuih tiza deuh deuhtute chu- A dikna chu ONE a ni ti leh 100% a ni tite leh 0 a ni tite hi a ni. Probabilty-ah hian a mal tetea EVENT zawng zawng belhkhawm hi ONE a ni thin. Hetah pawh hian Probabilty of A chu 1/4 a ni. Chutiang zelin Probability of B, C leh D-te pawh hi 1/4 theuh a ni. An zavaiin belhkhawm(1/4+1/4+1/4+1/4) chu ONE a ni. Tuman thil kan thlanin a rualin PALI kan thlang ngai lo. A mal te tein kan thlang a ni. Heta a zawhna pawh hi a ni. Chumi awmzia chu a chhanna hi engtikawng mahin ONE a ni thei lo tihna a nih chu. ONE leh 100% hi a inhen(equal) bawk a ni. Tin, a chhanna awm thei lo 0 a ni tite concept pawh hetiang tho hi a ni. Thil pali zingah engmah i thlang lo a nih chuan ZERO a ni ringawt lova he thilthleng EVENT ah hian i tel ve lo tihna. Chumi awmzia chu ngaihdan i siam thei lo tihna a nih mai chu.

    Philosophical arguements emaw mathematics turu tak a ngai paw’n ka hre lo reng reng. A tawp lama comment hian ka nuih a tiza a ni diktak chuan. He zawhna hi examnaa zawhna angin a dik ber thlang rawh tih a ni satliah lova. ‘IF’ tih atangin a intan a, CHOOSE turin min ti leh bawk a ni. Chumi awmzia chu PALI zinga dikna pakhat awm anga ngaih hmiah tur tihna a nih chu. Chu chu zawhna a ni miau a. Chuan thlan dikna CHANCE a chu tum hnih lai a lan avangin 50% thlang dik thei kan ni tihna. CHu ngei mai chu B-ah a awm a ni.

    A zawhna zawng zawng hi i man chhawng thei turin a inlawnkai vek a ni. ONE emaw 100% ermaw ZERO emaw INFINITY emaw kan tih chuan a zawhna kan hrethiam lo tihna a ni chiang bang a. A chhan chu ka sawi ang khian kan chhanna chu NUMERICAL ni lovin A,B,C emaw D emaw a ni tur a ni. Tin numerical-a chhan tur pawh ni reng se ka ziak ang khian he event-a PROBABILTY hi ONE(100%) emaw ZERO emaw a ni thei lo, thil PALI thlan tur ni miau hek. ONE kan tih chuan vawikhatah a zavaiin kan thlang vek tihna. CHumi awmzia chu hun inang rengah hmun hnihah kan awm thei tihna a ni. Tumah hun in ang rengah AIZAWLah leh Lungleiah a awm thei lo. Tunah hian kan vengah ka awm a, hmun dangah tun hunah chiah hian ka awm thei lo tlatss…. SPACE leh TIME relation lam zawng pawn a diklo hul hual tihna a nih mai chu. ZERO kan tih chuan pakhatmah kan thlang lo.

    Chuan a CONTRADICT lehna chu zawhna beisei a nih angin, ONE emaw ZERO emaw hi a chhannaah a awm lo tlats.

    Happy Sunday! Thank you JUNTA….

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    lrpa Says:
    November 13th, 2011 at 1:05 am

    mi mawl chhah pakhat leh pek..

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    sheldon170 Says:
    November 13th, 2011 at 1:08 am

    @Ignatia, i comment khi a chhiar pawh ka chhiarchhuak peihlo, ka hrethiam ve phaklo ani ber e… Thluak vaivir nuam ti rual kha in nia, a awm tho e

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    zoho Says:
    November 13th, 2011 at 2:37 am

    Aw, Ignatia, ka nau duhtak, hehehe… i tang ulh leh ta…ABCD te khi intentional deception annih khi, what we see are merely deception tih hi a mi zirtir chu a ni zawk e, advertisement ang mai anni e, word game anni zawk e. Mihring hi kan lo thuhmun lo thei khawp mai:
    WHAT IS 2+2?
    Ans: > Here were the responses from the experts:
    >
    > Accountant: “2 + 2 = 4.45, with GST and PST included.”
    >
    > Lawyer: Shuts all the doors and windows, glances back and forth,
    > then whispers, “Well what do you want it to be?”
    >
    > Politician: “What does the poll say?”
    >
    > Doctor: “I once memorized the answer before and I think it’s 4. Wait,
    > or was that 1 + 3? Nope, 3 + 1? 2 * 2? Hmm, I’m not sure.
    > Looks like I’ll have to dig out the Medical Handbook. Excuse
    > me…”
    >
    > Psychiatrist: “The answer is negative 4 or positive 4 depending on
    > your mood swing.”

    > Physicist: Goes and performs the most complicated calculations
    > using the Theory of Relativity, and announces:
    > “2 + 2 = pi plus or minus pi.”
    >
    > Civil Engineer: “About 5.”
    > (And this is why all engineers now have to wear an iron ring.)
    >
    > Electrical Engineer: “Where’s my @#* calculator? ”
    >
    > Mathematician: Cogitates for a while, completely oblivious to the
    > rest of the world, then returns with his hair all tangled up
    > and declares, “I don’t know the answer but I can prove that
    > the solution exists and converges.”
    >
    > Chemist: Goes and mixes solutions of red, green, and yellow together
    > which results in a series of explosions; does some calculations
    > and announces, “At room temperature, 2 + 2 = 3.1 plus or minus
    > 5 parts per million. Hold on… that doesn’t seem right…
    > hmm…”
    >
    > Biologist: “The question doesn’t make sense: you can’t cross two
    > inorganic things together…”
    >
    > Philosopher: “Gentlemen, the question is not ‘WHAT is 2 + 2′ but
    > ‘WHY is 2 + 2′ ”
    >
    > Archeologist: “2 + 2 is between 10000 and 20000 using carbon dating
    > technique.”
    >
    > Historian: “Gentlemen, this is a historic moment. We’re on the
    > verge of making history So what’s the answer gonna be?”
    > (Everyone ignores him and goes on with the debate.)
    >
    > Computer Programmer: “This is a very difficult problem. Let me
    > write a program to solve it.” He goes and writes a
    > program and executes it. The output reads:
    >
    > “2 + 2 is… Segmentation fault. Core dump.”
    >
    > Windows 95 Programmer: The program output reads:
    >
    > “2 + 2 is… Please wait…”
    >
    > Unix Programmer: Goes and writes a program called “2plus2″ with the
    > command syntax:
    2plus2 -n1 first_number -n2 second_number -o operation
    > YY-pPq Y-r ! -st output_format Y-l landscape ! -p portrait
    > Y-R round_up_digits Y-l Yo ! n optimization Y-B Yb ! d ! x
    > ! o base_radix Y-i$ iterations Y-gYx ! y graphic_output
    > Y-fn filename Y-t batch_job Y-bp beep Y-r randomize
    > Y-g guess Y-h hog_CPU Y-a abort
    >
    > Upon execution, the output reads:
    >
    > “Bad command. Not enough arguments.”
    >
    >
    > Economist: Draws a graph projection of the result over the 1985 -
    > 1999 period which looks like this:
    >
    > 10 + oooo o
    > ! o o o oo o
    > ! o o o o o
    > sum (2+2) 5 +o oo o oooo
    > ! o o o
    > ! ooo
    > 0 +———+———+———+
    > Year: ’85 ’90 ’95 ’99

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    zoho Says:
    November 13th, 2011 at 2:44 am

    Hei hi a nuihzatthlak bang theilo:
    Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

    ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

    KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

    SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

    RONALD REAGAN: I forget.

    CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

    ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken’s side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using
    the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken’s people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson
    consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in
    a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to
    energized with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an
    impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken’s mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.

    MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

    MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross the road.” And the chicken crossed the road, and he saw that it was good.

    FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

    RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

    MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

    FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

    BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents,and balance your checkbook.

    DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

    EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

    BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

    CLINTON: I did not, and I repeat, I did not have sexual relations with the chicken.(dedicated to KAWLHAWK… hehehe)

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    Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:
    November 13th, 2011 at 12:54 pm

    Zoho: Decmeber thlaah ka lo haw dawn hmaichhana ka thil hrilh tur che zing a mi a ni e. Ka sawi anga i man mai ang.

    In chhanna khian ka nuih a TIZA em a ka lo comment leh mai mai a nih khi. Za tak a ni za tak….

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    funny Says:
    November 13th, 2011 at 2:20 pm

    Hahaha: Ignatia kan in bawl fuh hlemai tun tum chu. A question hi a chiangkuanglo em bawk ani.

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    Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:
    November 13th, 2011 at 2:52 pm

    LoZZZ… Funny kei hian bawl zawk viau che u in ka lo inhria asin. In man lo haih haih em mai. Mathematics- mahni ngaihdan pawlh theih maih lohnaah chuan Zohote pawh an hawi hil far mai lawm. Probabilty concept man lo tan chuan a chhan theih loh tamtakin an tisual reng a ni. Ka chhandan hi i man thiam tawh reng ka ring. I pawm lo der mai mai a ni. A nih theihna ONE i tite khi awmzia nei lo lutuk a ni. Nangmah hian i hrethiam miah lo emaw ni. Nakinah he problem kher hi chu lo programme kan lo tum ang e. Lo chhuak zan mai ang.

    Question hi awmzia nei lo a ni i ti a i sawifiah miah lo bawk. Probabilty of EVENT a nih hi…. Tin, class rooma zirtirtuin a zawhna pang ngai niin a lang bawk. Zawhnaa QUESTION a tih khi question pangngai a ni. A chhawng a ni he zawhna hi.

    Chandrasekhar-a kha England atanga Chawlh a hmanga a veivahna lawngah tuna a hmingthan pui em em hi a chawkchhuah a. A professor a hrilh a mahse a professor chuan a hrethiam lo lutuk a, “Very absurd, don’t try to go for Silly problem” te a ti vel. Chuan a lung ni ngang lova a insawn hial a nih kha.

    Zoho chhan duh chi: I Car i khalhchhuak a. Chu Carah chuan mi 2 chiah an chuang thei a(pakhat driver adang chu passenger). Kawng laklawha mi pathumin a rualin an lo phar ding che a. Chung mi pathumte chu-

    1) I thianpa ber, nangma nunna hial pawh lo chhan ngam tawh. Engtik lai pawha i puih phu em em. Unau ai pawha i ngaihhlut a ni.

    2) A dang leh chu- dam lo thi lek lek. Damdawiin hmanhmawh taka pan pui ngai a ni.

    3) A pathumna ami chu I nupui hual- kumtluanga nei tura i tiam a ni.

    Mahse mahse motorah chuan pakhat chiah i phur thei. Engtin nge ni ang? I tlan pel dawn nge?……..

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    aduhi Says:
    November 13th, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    #118 Ignatia zawhna hi ka lo chhang teh ang, zoho chu ka ni lo nachungin. Mipa ah lo inngai lawk ila.

    Car atangin ka chhuk anga, ka thianpa ka unau ai pawha ka ngaihhlut chu ka khalh tir anga, damlo chu ka phurhtir anga, ka nupui tur nen chuan ke in kan kal ang. Very Simble.

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    Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:
    November 13th, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    Aduh: Ka duh chi zawngin i chhang. Chhanna tamtak a awm thei a ni. Han en vang vang khian MATHEMATICAL STATEMENT pakhat mah a awm lo. Tu chhanna pawh dik vek ang a ni mai. Pawm dana zir- mihring rilru man nana puzzle hman chi a nih hmel. Zoho-a chuan a tlan pel vek mai thei asin….

    Khialaia Zoho-a ziak 2+2? tih khi a channa chu 4 a ni mai. Hei hi Mathematical statement a chu a ni. Thil in thluk chu in tluk, intluk lo chu intluk lo. 4 a nih loh chuan thildang belh a nei a ni. Accountant chhannaah hian belh a ni chiang. Han en ila:

    Accountant-in a chhan danah khian 2+2= 4.45, with GST or whatever a tih khi wrong mathematical representation chiang bang a nih khi. A thua sawi leh kuta ziak hi mathematics-ah hian ngaihpawlh a awl viau a ni. A thua sawi ni se- by adding GST ti ta se, a dik ang. Mahse mathematics taka ziak chuan a awmzia lo. Hetiang hian an ziak thin-

    2+2+GST(whatever)= 4.5

    tiin. Hetah hian GST hian 0.5(1/2) a hen(tluk) a ni. Chumi awmzia chu number 2 vawihnih a belh bakah khian 0.5 a belh tihna a ni. A zawhna a thlak danglam tihna a nih chu….. A zawttu-in a rukin a lo belh keuh keuh emaw chuan chhan dik har fu ang. A nih loh paw’n a chhangtuin a belh a nih chuan a dik lo a ni…..

    Mathematics-ah hian mahni ngaihdan ang zawngin kaihpen chi a ni lo tlat. Operation lar tak tupawhina kan hriat theuh- pali kan nei a chungte chu, adddition, substraction, multiplication leh divisionte a ni. Equation or mathematical statement kan siamin emaw kan tih danglam dawn chuan heng operation tihdan phung hian kan ti tur a ni mahni duhthua tih ve ngawt lam a ni lo. Chuvang alawm Pu Hawkings-a phei chuan ‘Mathematics is real , so my brain is also’ a tih vei hnap zel ni.

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    Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:
    November 13th, 2011 at 4:23 pm

    Last para chu(h) ka tisual, operation hi PALI aiin a tam. Mi tam zawkina kan hriat sawi ka tumna lamah ka tisual a nih khi. Khing Operation palite khi chu kan hriat vek avangin ka lo ziak a ni.

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    funny Says:
    November 13th, 2011 at 4:23 pm

    

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    aduhi Says:
    November 13th, 2011 at 4:27 pm

    Ignatia tisual chuang lo ve “Operation lar tak tupawhina kan hriat theuh- pali kan nei a” i ti a. Hemi 4 te hi mi 99% ina kan hriat ania, operation dang te chu Maths college level a zir lo chuan an hre miah lo ang.

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    Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:
    November 13th, 2011 at 4:27 pm

    Hahahaha..ka nuih a za tlatsss tawh…

    Funny min phatsan, misual dum ber i ni…
    I avatar hi a dum lo hmang tawh rawh vanlalfunny…..

    Aduh, thank you!

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    TuaiSialA Says:
    November 13th, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    In tih tihin ti rawh u. A nih nih ni rawh se.

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    Maya Says:
    November 13th, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    @125 TuaSialA nia kei ni ang duang chu – .Hmawlhte pali an dah kawkalh nuaih a eng zat nge ? .Arpa hi a ke pakhat chauh a a din hian enge a tih ? . kan buai der .,.

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    aduhi Says:
    November 13th, 2011 at 5:04 pm

    Sikh hi an lo kal dum dum a, engzatnge an nih? (Hmanlai tiah tiah)

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    funny Says:
    November 13th, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    Rin aiin in comment tha peih riau mai, tha deuh ka ngaihtuah chhuah theih chuan next weekend ah ka rawn ti leh ang.

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    Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:
    November 13th, 2011 at 6:10 pm

    DHUM CHUK DHUM lampang lo post tawh rawh.

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    VaiVa Says:
    November 13th, 2011 at 11:55 pm

    Hei chu random distribution a va ang ve, a chhanna options ah khian 0% tih tel phei seng chuan in hnial na a tam belh ngawt ang

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