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Chawh rualin…

Tuesday, July 10th, 2012

Fiamthu hi ka thawh ve ngai lo va, ka chem kalna lam pawh a ni bawk hek lo. Nuih erawh ka nui ring thei phian! Fiamthu thiam hi ka ngâisâng a, TuaiSialA (lo inla celeb nghâl ngawt lo sela) phei hi chu ka * tlat! A hmêl hrim hrim hi ‘nuihza’ an tih ang hi a ni! Chuvangin kan lungrual tlânna a nih dâwn phawt chuan ‘K’u’ title pêk ni se á¹­ha ka ti. ‘K’u TuaiSialA’ a han ni mai tûr hi chapopui thiam chu a tling alawm.

1. Ka post 65-na a ni a, 29th January aá¹­ang khân ka post á¹­an a, chawh rualin ni 2 ½ -ah pakhat zêl post ang ka ni.

2. Mi pakhatin a nupui ni tin a vaw á¹­hin a, pakhat chuan ni khat danah a vaw á¹­hin a, pakhat dang leh erawh chuan a vaw ngai miah lo va. Chawh rualin kâr tin an nupuite mawng an vaw zeuh zeuh á¹­hin.

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Thutak Fiamthu

Saturday, July 7th, 2012

Tuaisiala chang hian fiamthu min hlui a, a zahawm zozai e. Fiamthu sawi tur hre ve ta lo chu ka tawn hriat leh ka beng hriatte khawnkhawmin tlem azawng chu kar tawp hman nawm nan ka han hlui ve ngawt teh ang che u. In nuih a zat loh leh ka hlawhchham ni mai teh se ;-) Amaherawhchu, ka sawi tur hi chu phuahchawp ni lo, a taka thleng vek a ni.

1. Muallianpui naupang Lalruatdika, pawl hnih zirlai hi a pa’n lehkhazir turin a ti a. A zirlaibu lak chhuah pahin thle kawi ha chungin, ” Ta beitawng nawih nawih!” (Ka beidawng ngawih ngawih) zuk ti a.

2. Kan nau Hmingthanzauva pawh an exam-naah a thiam lo lutuk, ziak tur hlawl a hre si lo. A bula mi chu a zawt a,” Ques No. 1 kha eng nge a chhanna?” tiin a zawt a, ani lah lo thiam lo ve bawk si, “Ka hre lo, Ka risk tawp” a lo ti a. Hmingthanzauva lah chuan lo hresual leh siin ‘ka risk tawp’ a tih chu ‘Carry stop’ tiin a chhang ve hmiah.

3. An khaw hming chu ka sawi lo mai ang. Evangelist team-in crusade an rawn nei a, an hlim khawp mai. Counselling class-ahte chuan an inhlan thei sup sup a, mahse Laldawngi leh Thanmawia mi anglo ve ve chu an inhlan thei si lo. Counsellor chuan Laldawngi chu, “Eng nge i harsatna?” tiin a zawt a, ani lah chuan “Harsatna” a lo ti heu mai! Thanmawia chu an han zawt ve leh a, ani ha bal seu sova nui chungin “Ha hi, ha hi” a lo ti ve thung.

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Post thar a chhuak khat e mai

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2012

1. Mipakhat in awhhlum tum pawh kha , a hrui a sei lutuk a khumhnuaiah te a vak lut vel!

2. Tleirawl: Pa sex vawikhat hmannaah hian a rai theih em?
Pa: Theih e a!
Tleirawl: A leehH!

3. An han in ui awm lo asin. A chhung ten an hau hrep, a room a luh pah in “ka inawkhlum daih dawn, hrui min lo pe ru”……. ” I duh leh in zawnchawp ve mai rawh!”

4. Ninja pakhat poh kha…. tiang sei deuhin hla deuh atangin an hlap hrep.

5. Pa pakhat inti rem hre lutuk poh kha an kawmthlang a kang a, an in a hal khalh vel

6. Enrique Iglesias went to Guiness World Recodr Hqrs to check if he is still da sexiest man on earth. But after a while, he came out screaming, “Who the hell is Ngurthangvela?!”

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CONDOM hi chu aw!!

Wednesday, June 27th, 2012

Mi hlim thei tak mai hi ka ni a, buaina ka neih ve zeuh zeuh changte hian mahni a chingfel thin mi ka ni bawk. Ka bialnu nen lah kan in hmangaih in kan in duat em em thin. Inneih hial te kan rawt ta mai.

Mahse thil pakhat ka rilru kamtu deuh mai a awm a, chu chu ka bialnu nau, kum 22 mi lek, tituai nalh tawk lek mai, inchei sexy thei deuh mai chuan ka mit a la zawk titih tlat mai; A chhan pawh engdang vak mah a nilo, amah hian min sihhmuh in ka hre tlat pek a, mihring hi chu sex ah hian ka lo chaklo em em bawk nen!! An In-a ka len a keimaha ka awm chang te hian ka bulah te lo kalin itawm thei tur ber ber hian a rawn khawsa fo mai thin a. Mahse ka theihtawpin ka haider lui ve hram hram thin a, chutia ka haider te chuan ka haider tih hria niawm tak hian tuma hmuhloh hian nui seih chungin min kiai leh sak thin a, chu chu ka lo hmulo der ve leh chhawng thin! mahse kan ti der ve ve tih inhretlang erawh kan ang tulh tulh ta mai!
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Sawi niah nuah!

Wednesday, June 27th, 2012

Bawkbawn case:

India ram aá¹­anga ramdang a chhuak ta, Bawkbawn hi English a koh dan a mak hlawm ngawt a nia. India ramah hian English angin “Brinjal” tiin kan sawi mai á¹­hin. English ho chuan “Aubergine” an ti daih thung. “Aubergine” chu French á¹­awng ani leh lawi si! American ho ve thung erawh chuan English tak siin, “Eggplant” anti hlauh lawi a! British ho English dictionary ah chuan “Aubergine is the fruit of an Eggplant,” a inti ve hlauh bawk a… a mak hlawm teh e.

Mizo á¹­heuh á¹­heuhah pawh Lusei á¹­awng hmang hovin Bawkbawn kan tih laiin Lai holh (Pawi á¹­awng) hmangte chuan “Bawnbawk” an ti leh hlauh thung a. Hmar, Ralte, Paite ten-in “Manta” an tih laiin Mara (Lakher) ho lah chuan “Babao” anlo ti leh heu bawk a. Bawkbawn hi alo bawkbawn em a ni e hairehai :P

Thâu liangluang case:

Khawvelah hian mihring thau tak tak an tam tehlul nen, khawvel a mihring thau chuangbang tam zawk hi America (USA) ah hian a awm roh pek a. UN leh WHO lamin an tarchhuah danin khawvel ah hian 17 million tons vel chu thau uchuak (overweight) a ni an ti mauh mai. America hian khawvel mihring 6% zat chauh hen mahse, thau zawng zawng hmun thum a á¹­hen a hmun khat a chang lawi si a ni. Hahdam tawh lutuk vang niberin puh mithiam zingah an tam hle.

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Ka Diary Manto Tak Mai Chu : Episode — 3 (Zira’n Setana a bum em ni?, Wanted the Bliss leh a dangte)

Monday, June 25th, 2012

Thuhma:

‘Khawvel’ an tih ah hian midang te angin rangkachak thirfian pianpui ve lo mah ila, rangkachak aia hlu zawk thil dang tam tak ka pianpui ve ani tih tun hnuah hian ka chharchhuak ta mawlh mawlh mai.  Thian dangdai leh maksak tak tak te, vanneihna vanduaithlak tak tak te, vanduaina vanneihthlak tak tak te, tlakranna hlimawm  tak tak te, tuarna hlimawm deuh deuh te, mawl leh atna zahpuiawm tak tak, mahse, tun hnua vawi tam min ti nui thin tu ni si te neitu leh pianchhuahpuitu ka nih vang hrim hrim pawh hian Ram ni tla senlo a roreltu lalthutthleng luahtu aia ka nun hi a hlimawm leh nawm loh bikna ka hre ngai lo.

Duh aiin ka tih tak mah mah in ka hre tlat. Finna thu, puitling titi an tih vel ang te hi chu han sawi ve thin pawh ni tehreng ila he ka diary chhiar chhuak paptu hi chuan ‘Van ropuina sawinghing thei kei val lungmawla hmangaihna hi…’ tih vel hmangin han dak ve duah thin mah ila, ka sawiah in pawm ngaiin ka ring lo. A ve thei tak ka nihna kha tun dinhmun a min ti fing ve deuhhlektu chu a ni ta in ka hria  . Khang hunlaia kan lo mawl theih em em nachhan kha engdang vang ni lovin tunah chuan kan fin tawh lutuk vang niin ka hria (A hunlai kha chuan a let der chu kan ni bik in ka hre lo). Fuihpawrh kalo nawm theih em em nachhan te kha ka tlangval hnua ka lo dawih vang tur lek lo ni reng a. Ka naupan lai chuan (Ka nu te sawi danin) ka hmeltha dawn emaw an ti hman a, mahse, santen-pui ka veia  ka kua a khawh vak mai a, ka hmelchhe vek ta niin an sawi thin. Ka bialnu hnenah pawh ti hlir hian ka hmel  vantlang loh chhan min zawh chang chuan ka sawi thin.

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Come back like dance

Saturday, June 23rd, 2012

Post a awmlo bawk a, inthlahrung takin ka lo post dek dek.

Mizo hlathu te hi a nihna ang ngawr ngawrin English ah let ta ila a lo nuihzatthlak duh khawp mai a. (First stanza composed by a friend).

Little ‘Bawih’, come back like dance and
Stick to my soft chest with happiness.
Without you I am like a chicken roaming,
In my eye shadow I see our past happy days.
Don’t discard me like a cloth.
My middle heart is paining.

We were not born together like corn
And for you I am soft like water
Without you I cannot be a sour lemon seed
The noonday is long
Stone I don’t find without you
It is so hard to bear, again you are churning stone

Thu ho mai mai

Friday, June 22nd, 2012

1. Tum khat chu search box emaw tiin site sira feed subscribe-naa Subscribe me!-ah khuan ka’n search mai a. Ka zawng hmu lo chiang asin aw… :-P

2. A sira milem anga awm MISUAL.COM GUIDELINES (The M Book) saw a tam zawk chuan chhiar nachang kan hre kher lo maithei. Chuvang chu a niang a update loh em em ni. :-P

3. He kan site-a page 7 awma a page 7-na hi a tangkai lo rei tawh ngei mai an tia. :-P

4. Tu’n lo haw lo se. A sira milem pakhat, Khawnge i awm? inziahnaa hmeichhia saw hrawkbawk nei a ang e… :-P

5. Nick-a (*) awm hi a fair lo reuh lutuk. :-P

Duham chu chânna!

Thursday, June 21st, 2012

Millionaire nupa hi an private jet-in an thlâwk chhuak dawn a. An thlawh chhuah hma chiah hian an nu chuan, “Pa-a, nang ve hi chu engtih mah i zei lo. Hmanni chu i á¹­hianpa John-a nen kan mudun a, nang ai chuan a zei fe zawk,” a han ti a. A pasal chuan engmah sawi lovin thlawhtheihna a tinung a, an thlâwk chhuak ta a.

An thlawh chhuah hnu lawkah a nupui chuan, “Pa-a, iná¹­hen mai ka duh.In leh huan zawng zawng khu ka chang ang,” a han ti leh tân tân a. A pasal chuan engmah sawi lovin thlawhtheihna chu a her a, an piaha tlâng sáng tak lam pan chuan a thlawhpui ta a.

Nakin deuhvah a nupui chuan, “I bank account zawng zawng leh car te pawh khu ka nei vek duh a nia,” a han ti leh a. A pasal chu a ngawi reng a.Thlawhtheihna chu a han khalh chak sauh va. A nupui chuan, “Engmah i duh ve lovem ni? Kan iná¹­hen dawn chuan i mamawh te pawh han sawi ve bawk la mawle…” a han ti a.

Ani chuan, “Ka mamawh awmchhun chu hetah ka nei reng alawm,” a lo ti mai a. A nupui chuan bangbo tak maiin, “I mamawh awmchhun chu eng nge ni a?” a lo ti há a. “He parachute hi mawle,” tih pahin a pasal chu tlâng an sut hma lawkin a zuangthla ta daih a!

Dumdumtea

Wednesday, June 20th, 2012
Changtute:
                          Dumdumtea: (gold fish tlangval)
                          Senpuii: (gold fish nula)
                          Buanga: (chawngzawng)
                          Minglim: (nghalim nula)
Senpuii: Awi ka ning lutuk, hetiang bur chep lutuka inkhung reng hi. Kan tui lah hi hei an rawn thlak theihngilh lehpek dawn a niang, ka ning ka ning ka ning….
Dumdumtea: Sp, tuar hram hram teh, an la rawn thlak ve mai ang. Chubakah kan awmna hi sawisel fo tur pawh a ni lem lo, keimahni tan liau liau a siam a nia, a hmingah pawh sap hming ngat a nia an phuah, hetiang hi nungcha dangte hian an nei ve miah hleinem.
Senpuii: Hmm, eng saphming mah a nei lo ang, palang khawrpum chep lutuk a nih hi.
Dumdumtea: A nei a lawm, fish bowl (more…)