Warning Labels

February 20th, 2007 9:44 am by vawrselapa

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all alcoholic beverage containers:

1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your bra.
2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.


3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friend over and over again that you love them.
5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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4 Responses to “Warning Labels”

  1. 1
    popsugar Says:

    a ni mo?…ka se ve lo le le…………. :)

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  2. 2
    virgochhas Says:

    ROTFL….

    uih ve siah…

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  3. 3
    superstrr Says:

    hahahah

    #2 khi nih duh hmel eee (ka mi ton toh te trangin, lolzzzz)

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    myself Says:

    hehehehhe……………………..

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