HUMAN BRAIN ANALYSIS

December 3rd, 2008 11:10 pm by RTPA

•Women – Multiple process
Women’s brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new recipe.

•Men – Single Process
Men’s brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch a TV and talking in phone same time. He stops the TV while Talking. He can either watch TV or talk over phone or cook.

LANGUAGE
•Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain set up. But can not find the solutions to problems
•Men can not easily learn languages; he can easily solve the problems.
3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than 3 year old boy.

LIE
•Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily.
Her super natural brain observe the facial expression 70%, and the body language 20% and the words comes from mouth 10%. So he is easily caught while lieing.
•Men’s brain does not have this.Women easily lie to men face to face.

PROBLEM
•End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and put into individual rooms of brain, the problems in individual room of brain and finding the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking on the sky’s for a long times. If you disturb him, he gets irritated.
•End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry abt the problem solved or not.

WANTS
•Men want status, success, solutions, big process
•Women want relationship, friends, family

UNHAPPY
•If women unhappy with their relations, she can not concentrate on work.
•If men unhappy with their work, he can not concentrate on the relations.

LIFE
•Life is very easy to Men. One good job, one alcohol bottle is enough for him.
•Women want everything in life.

SPEECH
•Women use indirect languages in speech.
Geetha asked Vijay, “vijay do you like to have a cup of coffee?”
This means, Geetha really want a cup of coffee.
“Darling, do you think, will it be good to have an Omlette for breakfast”
•Men use direct language. “Geetha, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls stop the car when you see a coffee shop”.
In the morning….”Darling, Can you please prepare an omelet for breakfast”.

HANDLING EMOTION
•Women talk a lot without thinking, if they are in emotion.
•Men act a lot with out thinking. That’s why many of prisoners are men all over the world.

Source: Mail

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37 Responses to “HUMAN BRAIN ANALYSIS”

  1. 1
    gothica Says:

    a nih hmel khawp mai… conclusion: mipa hi chu kan straight deuh chu ani ange

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  2. 2
    caribou Says:

    Mipa nge nge kan dan a dang. Hmeichhe hnena thuruk sawi chu ber mawngpawpa tui thun ang ani.

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  3. 3
    wonderboy Says:

    “Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain set up. But can not find the solutions to problems” hei chu dik ka va ti em!!! :D

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  4. 4
    amanda Says:

    Het!! caribou chutin ti suh aw :D

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  5. 5
    caribou Says:

    Mipa hi Pathian anpuia siam kan ni a, Hmeichhia hi mipa anpuia siam an ni. Mipa ngat maw le.

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  6. 6
    ThaiBoy Says:

    Mipa lo chhuahna hi hmei chhia ah ani :)

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  7. 7
    amanda Says:

    Wonder dik i ti chiah mo?? :D

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  8. 8
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    wonderboy: hairehai…. hmeichhia te chu an chhul hi an thluak emaw kalo ti zawk thin asin….chhul thalo hi an rilru a buai deuh zel sia…kidding…fiamthu

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  9. 9
    caribou Says:

    Mahse e…mipa hi chu han inti pa viau thin mah ila, a tawpah chuan hmeichhe thuhnuai ah kan kun leh duk duk tho nia. Hmeichhe duhzawng tihpuitlin chu mipa tana thil nuam ber ani tlats.

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  10. 10
    ThaiBoy Says:

    caribou; min tih chhan :)

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  11. 11
    caribou Says:

    Thaiboy, tihchhan love. Nula te ngaihsan apiang hi alawm mipa ten kan duh. Nula in bike nei an star chuan mipain neih theuh kan tum. Leather jacket nei an star chuan neih ve kan duh, etc. etc.

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  12. 12
    ThaiBoy Says:

    Bawngtuthlawh leh chempui leh Nghawngkawl nei hichu an Star duh vaklo :)

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  13. 13
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    caribou: i sawi dik bou bou khawp mai :D hairehai

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  14. 14
    chepahakhata Says:

    @Mr. Source Mail eh nilo !Master RTPA chu tiang lamah hi chuan tumah khumzo reng ka awm lo!!

    Hmeichiain indirect-in thu an sawi tih khi chu dik khawp mai. A dik deuh vek mai lawm ni?

    Thu/thil pangngai pawh tih lar in duh chuan hmeichia veng-1ah pa-1 “thuruk ka hrilh ang che tuma hrilh suh!” ti la i hrilh anga, kar-2/1 velah chuan an thiante hnenah “nang choh ka hrilh ang che chu pa kha pa chuan thuruk min hrilh a tumah hrilh lo turin min ti!” tiin an inhrilh chhawng zel ang a, thu sawi pangngai aiin a lar chak zawk.

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    caribou Says:

    Hmeichhia chu ngaihzawn atan leh nupui atan chauh an tha. Thian atan chuan mipa nge nge an tha. Hmeichhiain thil tak tak an han tih ve hi chuan a Buai nuai zel.

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  16. 16
    ammi Says:

    @Caribou te ang chi an thaibawi duh an tia sin!!hehehe..i hriat te ho an buai nuai zel niang..hehehe misual hmeichhe ho hi bel chiang la i ngaihdan i thlak deih mai ang.

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    mirage_isme Says:

    Nih duh hmel khawp mai…mahse mipa tawng thei zet leh daw thei zet hi chu an awm ve nual asin, he kan misual.com ah ngei pawh hian example…????

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  18. 18
    d0n_vit0_c0rle0ne Says:

    ammi: ka lo bel chiang che :)

    tak2 a, mipa hi chu hmeichhe ai chuan kan chungnung alom.. mahse hmeichhe tel lo hian kan awm thei der clova.. keini aia hniam te thuhnuaiah hian kan awm reng mai anih hi.. hmeichhia hi chu mipa tan hi chuan in hlu vet vet ania, intithei viau poh ni ta ula a awm tho e.. :p

    mahse keichu nupui k neih hunah chuan ThaiBoy lo chiang viau ang.. lolzz.. no reflection on TB :)

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    d0n_vit0_c0rle0ne Says:

    mirage_isme: example?? gothica lolz.. jus kiddin’

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    wonderboy Says:

    hmeichhe lu(head) chu mipa a ni, chuvang in hmeichhia chu ngawng(neck) a ni. Nghawng chuan a duhna lam lamah lu chu a hawikual tir thrin. :D

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  21. 21
    caribou Says:

    misual nih hi a lo nuam e. hmel hriatloh leh la hmuh ngai reng reng loh te nen ri miah lova kan han inhnial bur bur thei hi a nuam ani. mahse, ka ti leh fo teh ang… mipa nge nge hi an lo rintlak ber mai.

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  22. 22
    SnwQueen Says:

    0n_vit0_c0rle0ne ka thaiboi lovang ti ho hi maw……a takah chuan an thaiboi duh teh mai a nia, kan pu Thaiboy a te ang in la thaiboi deuh ho hi a takah chuan…an nupuite hian an ngam miah lo. Thaibawih tak tak te hi chuan..ka thaiboi an ti duh lo re re….. thuruk ka hrilh che nih chu..i nupui neih hunah i hre kar dawn nia, ha ha ha

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  23. 23
    kaya Says:

    Pa Ber zurui: “Mama nu chaw ei min siam teh.. ka ei chuang lo ang”
    Pa ber continue: “Chawthring lum ka duh.. hmarcha rawt chhuan so nen”

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  24. 24
    sillyBoy Says:

    hmeichhe lu(head) chu mipa a ni a, mipa lu (head) chu Krista a ni tih kha a chhiar/ thluk sual palh a, hmeichhe lu (f***) chu mipa a ni a, mipa lu (f***) chu Krista a ni, tiin a chhiar a. Ni thei ngangin a hre si lo, Krista meuhvin mipa han luk tak mai chu tiin a buai abuai e an ti.. :D

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    Alejendro Chhangte Says:

    •Men – Single Process
    Men’s brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch a TV and talking in phone same time. He stops the TV while Talking. He can either watch TV or talk over phone or cook.

    Keichu phone be chung hian thildang duh tawkin ka tihsan thei. Ka type san char char thei bawk. Ka be tui deuh a vawikhat pawh ka rawngbawl lai in kan in bia a, ka chaw ei kham thlengin kan la inbia. Hetah kher kher hi chuan hmeichha lam khi ka pawl deuh mah mah. LOL

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  26. 26
    ammi Says:

    Mipa dak thei deuh hi chu ka in belh chian tir duh lo…tin bel pawh ka bel chiang duh lo ..hahahahaha..taktak i na an point rawn dah ho khi a dik deuh vek mai mahse a hming a mipa nih ringawt hi a tawk lo a…mawhphurhna pawh a sang zawk hmeichhia aiin ,mahni mawhphurhna hre lo mipa an tam lutuk hi zoram than mawh bawk pakhat a ni…nutling sa talh thleng in an awm phah tak khi…in la na leh pek awm hlawm…hehehe

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  27. 27
    caribou Says:

    Aejandro Changte: hmeichhia i pawl maw? I tihtur diktak i ti nge, i chesual?

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    riangtleii Says:

    “Men are like Waffles, Women are like Spaghetti” tih lehkhabu ka nei a, hotupa RTPa sawi ang deuh khi thil tam tak Hmeichhia leh Mipa danglamna a awm.

    Mipa thluak chu waffles anga in pingdang thliah, engkim mai thenhrang thlip thlep thin a ni a, hmeichhia erawh chu spaghetti ang maiin engkim mai hi a thlunzawm duah mai a ni.

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  29. 29
    ThaiBoy Says:

    Ka thaibawi lovang ti ho hian kan nupui te ang hi nei ve ula chuan in zawrve zaan mai ang :)

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  30. 30
    Zaia Says:

    Haha!
    •Women talk a lot without thinking, if they are in emotion.
    •Men act a lot with out thinking. That’s why many of prisoners are men all over the world.

    dik tuah tuah lutuk….

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    blackmagicwoman Says:

    master RTPA tak hi chu aww..post te hi a ril raih zel!

    hmeichhia hi chu multi-tasking ah hian kan champion ve thlawt a ni! keipawh thenawmte nau awmsak pahin thawmhnaw ka nawt a (ironing), in nawh pahin FRIENDS dvd ka en a, ka hmai face-pack in ka chiah a, chutih rual chuan ka alu pumchhum ka check zauh zauh bawk a….a la tawk mai lo…ironing mek lai chuan maggie chhum ka hawp pah bawk!! Hmeichhia hi chu superwomen kan ni tak zet! :-)

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  32. 32
    caribou Says:

    Hmeichhia chu prime minister pawh ni raw sek sek…a pasal thuhnuai ah zuk kun thova. Mizo pa chuan fapa a neih phawt loh chuan Patling ah zuk inngai hauh lova! kha daih kha asiiiinn… Mipa nge nge..

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  33. 33
    wonderboy Says:

    31 khi a sawi tha duh lo mai mai alawm. a ke in chhuat a la nawt hram a phone in a thiante nen an ti ti tel bawk :D

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  34. 34
    chhim_lanu Says:

    Behind every successful man,there is a woman…

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  35. 35
    mirage_isme Says:

    ” I make my husband a millionare”
    ” what was he before”
    ” A billionare !!!”

    That is a true woman !!!

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  36. 36
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    mirage: a true selfish woman indeed. The worst word in the universe used by a human is “I”.

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    d0n_vit0_c0rle0ne Says:

    SnwQUeen: thanx :P ka lo hre kar don nia.. theihnghilh miah lovang..

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