Ladies pls excuse but this article is so funny :D; subtlety and satire with a faint hint of truth. I sometimes end up thinking that 90% of women feel they can ‘improve’ a man, no matter how despicable, a loser or different he is. Sad – but seldom do they learn.I have found that most women who SAY they are searching for a ‘nice guy,’ are VERY unattracted to them.
This article speaks to men AND women – who delude themselves 
There are different types of women who should be avoided at all costs. By comparing your dates to certain female Hollywood icons, you can quickly identify these problematic partners on your next date.
1. The Zellweger: Her character on Jerry Maguire is a pitfall, a sinkhole, a Venus flytrap waiting patiently for a man to enter her home, wield her child and discover his inner father before he even becomes one. The lovable son is too young to realize you’re not his real dad, but he soon will. What the movie does not show is the United States Marine husband who is serving his third tour in Iraq. He’ll soon be bringing the war to all those pretty boys who made it with his wife while he was gone, including you.
2. The Jolie: She looks like a mystifying piece of wonderment, and there’s something about her copious tattoos that attracts you. She is adventurous, has a wild side and is comfortable riding a motorcycle. Smart girls may be sexy, but not when they psychoanalyze you to pieces
3. The Bancroft: A woman has the best chance of conceiving before 35, so time is important to her. If you are a young man, understanding her urgency will be nearly impossible. A younger man will always feel rushed by an older woman. Hollywood has depicted the older woman and the younger man as a wonderful excursion into sexual fantasy. This is only true if the involvement with the older woman is kept strictly as an affair.
4. The Curie: Around her apartment will be little notes, data-flow diagrams and pie charts outlining your personality qualities. These will be mostly negative, but don’t worry, she also has a five-year project outline that will ensure your “improvement.”
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August 9th, 2006 at 11:50 am
Tiang hi a ni maw zing zing atanga i lo buaipui
August 9th, 2006 at 11:53 am
Bleh!
And here I am trying to help you find the so called “Perfect” woman, who could be looking for a “Nice” guy like you… lolzz
August 9th, 2006 at 11:54 am
I meeting her in a little while. She just started from her place
August 9th, 2006 at 12:01 pm
“No woman is perfect, but at the very least, avoid the Gothic senior citizen who comes equipped with children and four degrees in psychology.”
Great advice.
You say “I have found that most women who SAY they are searching for a ‘nice guy,’ are VERY unattracted to them.”
So what type according to you are we attracted to? The slam bam fist in your face type? Ewwwwwww
August 9th, 2006 at 12:13 pm
There’s a friend of mine who says she knows a guy pretty “husband material”. She would even marry him for just being “husband material”.
August 9th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Explains why my ex always believe she was cleverer. Hmeichhia chu rualpui pawh hi an inti upa zawk zel.
August 9th, 2006 at 12:30 pm
benjamin wrote:
lolzz :))
Women *sigh*
August 9th, 2006 at 12:35 pm
A ani lawm, a inti thu ltk kha ka nuih a za thin.
August 9th, 2006 at 3:18 pm
Big deal. There are also guys who would marry a girl just because she is “wife material”
August 9th, 2006 at 3:23 pm
About the “changing a man” part, right on!
As the saying goes, women always try to change a man they are in love with, but when he actually listens to them and change, women complain and this was not the man they fell in love with and thus leave him.
Ah… women.
August 9th, 2006 at 3:54 pm
ben mipa aiin hmeichhia an rilru a puitling hma zawk vang a ni mai..easy as that.
August 9th, 2006 at 3:58 pm
an awm ve a lom pasal/nupui tan a tha tur ngawih2 chi hi..benben
August 9th, 2006 at 4:00 pm
shengman what u gonna do with that tattoo of yours???hehehehe
August 9th, 2006 at 4:02 pm
hihi.. nice one ammi..
August 9th, 2006 at 4:07 pm
I’ve already changed it to
NEVER
again
Everyone says it looks much better than before and also looks cool coz people are left wondering what that “never again” i am talking about is. Sex? drugs? rock and roll? Who knows, but it definitely is a babe magnet, coz many girls like mysterious guys *GRIN*
August 9th, 2006 at 4:10 pm
“many girls like mysterious guys” …
Mysterious? you’re an open book!! lolzz
August 9th, 2006 at 4:10 pm
hehehe not bad idea…i think “everready” would be more appropiate
August 9th, 2006 at 4:13 pm
You’re a guy. you wouldn’t know.
By the way, is it just me and my explorer, or this whole thread thing is not displaying properly after the first level? Every reply seems to be stuck in the second level.
August 9th, 2006 at 4:14 pm
There is no symmetry in that word
ve a che, nang ve, “neverready”. muah ha ha ha
August 9th, 2006 at 4:23 pm
LOL! She’s younger to me by 2 years but still sumtimes she try to act like my elder sis….
they want to be LAL.. hhihiihihi
August 9th, 2006 at 4:26 pm
If u keep searchin for a Perfect women.. i’m sure that u will end up in finding a Perverted Women!
August 10th, 2006 at 9:21 pm
I see you made a very strategic choice. If things get better you could always take out 2 letters and get something appropriate