50 funniest Homer Simpson Quotes: I won’t post the whole list here, but you can visit the link.
Here are some of my favorites : ))
- Operator! Give me the number for 911!
- Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
- I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.
- When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!
- I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?
- If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can’t speak English.
- All my life I’ve had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
- ‘To Start Press Any Key’. Where’s the ANY key?
One member’s comment on the site, “When Steven Hawking is explaining to the Mensa society of springfield that their utopia is flawed, and Homer says: “Larry Flint is right!!”
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January 29th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
ROTFL
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January 29th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
not an exact quote but this one always cracks me up..
‘hey they have the internet on computers now.. ”
when i grow up i wanna be like Homer Simpson. (thats my quote)
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January 29th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
“Larry Flint is right!!” *…still can’t stop lawfing!* : ))
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January 29th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
i’m no condition to drive…wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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January 29th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
Every Body Loves HOMER SIMPSON
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January 29th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try…lols
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