Who doesn’t love homer?

January 29th, 2007 3:46 pm by BlackWhite

50 funniest Homer Simpson Quotes: I won’t post the whole list here, but you can visit the link.
Here are some of my favorites : ))

  • Operator! Give me the number for 911!
  • Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
  • I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.
  • When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!

  • I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?
  • If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can’t speak English.
  • All my life I’ve had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
  • ‘To Start Press Any Key’. Where’s the ANY key?

One member’s comment on the site, “When Steven Hawking is explaining to the Mensa society of springfield that their utopia is flawed, and Homer says: “Larry Flint is right!!”

2 spare.com : ))

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6 Responses to “Who doesn’t love homer?”

  1. 1
    virgochhas Says:

    Operator! Give me the number for 911!

    ROTFL

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  2. 2
    Goldmember Says:

    not an exact quote but this one always cracks me up..

    ‘hey they have the internet on computers now.. ” :)

    when i grow up i wanna be like Homer Simpson. (thats my quote)

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    BlackWhite Says:

    “Larry Flint is right!!” *…still can’t stop lawfing!* : ))

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  4. 4
    SiLent_Man Says:

    i’m no condition to drive…wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!

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  5. 5
    HOMER Says:

    Every Body Loves HOMER SIMPSON

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    BubbleToes` Says:

    Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try…lols

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