Lawyer pafa
Fapa : Ka pa i hunlaia case i chinfel theihloh kha vawinah ka chingfel a sin!
Pa : I va han tak kha case khan a lawm ka chawm seilen che u ni!
Pa pakhat hi zanah thlanmual kal tlang a haw a ngai si a, a hlau khawp a, vanneihthlakin mi pakhat hi a hmu hlauh a. “Eee! thiana, i lo awm chu a tihzia hle mai. Keimah chauhin a maw awm ka in ti a, enge he tah i tih a?” a ti chu “Eh heihi ka thlan a nia” tihin a chhang chu hlau lutuk chu khawchhung a tlen lai pawh a hre lo.
Kohhran upa pakhat pawh hi zu a in sum a duh bawk si, thuhril vel lah bansan chuang lo a, Synod committee-ah a chungchang an rel a. Duhthlan tirna an nei ta a. 1. Zu um 2. Pawisa tam ve tak leh 3.Bible, an dah a “i duh ber hi thlang la, i thlanna ang angin i kal dawn a nia” an ti a. Zu chu a tlak zo thak a, pawisa chu a kawrchung ipah a ak a, Bible chu a la a “Politic khel teng!!” a tih a chhuak deih.
Tuai pakhat scooterin an su a:
Tuai : Engah nge min sut?
Tv : Ka pu ka thiam lo a ni e min ngaidam rawh!
Tuai : Thiam si lo engah nge i chuan?
Tv : Ka pu a chuan chu ka thiam a lawm.
Tuai : Thiam si engah nge min sut?
Tv : Ka pu ka hmanhmawh em vang a ni, min ngaidam rawh!
Tuai : Hmanhmawh si nimin atang khan kal ta che!!!!
Thlanmual paltlangin zanah a kal a, a hlau ang reng khawp a, a hma lawkah mi kal a hmu a, hmanhmawh takin a um a:
A: Thiana min lo nghak teh?
B: I hlau em ni?
A: Hlau eee!
B: Keipawh ka dam lai chuan ka hlau thei lutuk!
Russia ramah awkin thla a lem laiin tourist pakhat hian tuallai a mi ho chu a en a, a tourist guide hnehah chuan: “Russia ram chu astrology lam in tui hlawm hle mai, telescope nen khi van lam an en thup hlawm mai.” a ti a, tourist guide chuan an en chiang a:” Telescope a nih loh saw Vodka(Russia zu) a umin an birh a nih saw!!” zuk tia mawle.
Pa pakhat hi zanthimah thlanmual a kal laiin thlan khurlaisa ah a tla a, a thuk ropui mai si a, a zuang tak tak a, a chhuak thei lo chau tawh chu ki khatah a thu ngawi reng a. Mi pakhat a rawn tla ve leh a, a hlau nen chuan zuan chhuah tumin a zuang ve tak tak a, a chhuak thei ta chuang lo a. Kilkhata ngawireng a lo thu chuan “I theih ka ring bik lo reng a!!” a rawn ti chiah chu hlau lutuk chu a zuang chhuak zak.
Um han thawh belh ve teh u.
November 18th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Chanchin thar:
Tunlai chiahpuam a vangin FIR thahnem tak theihluh ania, heng FIR te hi NORTON, AVG,etc..(antivirus) nen a an scan loh vangin buina nasa tak a chhuak ni in an sawi.
FIR tenau deuh chu awngah te an ti tla nuaih a, FIR thenkhat chu Made In China ni in, thenkhat chu Aferica lam a mi amei sei tak hmul dum buang tui pawh in ngai mang lo a ni a. FIR thenkhat chu an thehluh na lutuk a vangin police ngal te a khawng vung a.
FIR thenkhat chu kawngahte tlain politcian & officers ten an ei zo a, thenkhat chu politic buar leh hling karah a tla a politic dikloin a dipral a. Thenkhat chu politic pialtlep lei panah atla a, an eiruk bang chhete te chu a rah chuak ve a. Thenkhat chu leithaah atla a thang duang tha lutuk a arah te hi a hnuk dawr2 a chi tam tak chuahin Chiahpuam tih chu a lo chhuak tih chiang takin kan hrethawi!! dawt muhlum!!!!
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November 18th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
lulian, chepa zawhna ka chhang zak deuh…ka nihna ka hai lang a ni ringawt dawn sin! pu dumputi lo zawt risk tawp rawh
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November 18th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
pi black-i hi chu a siniar tawh luttuk a, a “monthly rental” atan bindi pawh a hmang tawh lo, a thaw ringawt tawh. A rualpuite pawn ka pi an ti vek tawh
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November 18th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
KS pakhat pawh khan babu kha a nei thlap a, a kawmah “SU MAN BU” tiin a ziak!!
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November 18th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
KS ho tak hi chu, mipa ho tihlim tu in va ni tak em, hmeichhe sumdawnna hlui ber pawl hi an khap bur ang tih a hlauhawm ngot mai
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November 18th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Puanthui association an ding a an zingah thi an awm chuan bakcheh & measuring type keng chungin minute-1 ngawirengin sunna an nei a.Misitiri association ho pawh an zingah thi an awm chuan tuboh keng chungin minute-1 ngawirengin sunna an nei a, Motor workshop mechanic association ho pawh an zinga thi an awmin spanner dawm chhungin an sun ve a, mahni eizawnna ber keng chunga sun hi tha an ti tlang hle. KS association ho zingah vanduai thlak takin thi an awm ve an ei zawnna ber an sazu chu kawm chungin minute-1 ngawi rengin an sun ve!
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November 18th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
redrose chuvang alawm tunlaiah mipain nula an khilai ngai tawh lo, nulain mipa an khilai tawh zawk! Achhan chu nula ho chuan SUM LU an thutbet renga!!
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November 18th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Vawiin chu nuam e, kan khua-ah ruah a sur churh churh a, mut a chhuak duh lutuk a, hna thawh paha nuih turin Fiamthu hi ka keu leh thin…
@ Wonderboy, a lehkhabu-a a ziah dan kha engtinnge kha…?
Vawi thum ti, vawi hnih pe, vawi khat ba te a ni nuai lo maw..? :))
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November 18th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Tlangau pakhat pawh kha an au sual nasa khawp a,”nichina Pu K-a thi anga ka rawn au kha’Ration chini lak tur a awm e’ tih zawk tur ani e’a rawn ti vel.Au sual nasa awm khawp mai.
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November 18th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Hmeichhia hi an tia lawm,mutpuia han sawm lai vel hi chuan “ka rai ang’ hi an ti ve trang2 a,kei nin “i rai lo ang’kan thlem a,han ti zo ila”i rai ngei ang’”han ti ila”ka rai awm lo”an ti leh hluk zel an tia lawm.ni mi?Amanda
Chuan hmeichhe ho hi han tih zawh hian tlangsam bul te hi’rai lohna anih hi’han ti ila,an khel nuap nuap zel an ti ni mi?BMW
Hmeichhe ho bawk hi,fian rial lamah pawh tumhian an trang tung tung zel a,”saw i chhungte”han ti thut ila,keini ai in an tlanchhe chak zawk an ti bawk.
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November 18th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
taia-pa chu va expi ve! taia pawh hi, ‘saw i chhungte’ i tih ni taka siam a ni lo maw?
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November 18th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
taia-pa i va rawn lang har ve?
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November 18th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
BMW,ka taitea hi chi made in Jerusalem’ ani e.
Hna kan bang chiah,hnathawhnaah ka chhiar char char ka nui nasa,mahse phone a tranga post chu ka type peih lo.
Hmeichhia ho bawk hi han sual vak a an duh lo chung theih pawh hian,”ka chhungte bulah ka sawi dawn chiang lutuk”an tih te hian ,tlan nal nal ila,an in lo va thlen khalh hmaks mai ila,hmeichhe lo haw hunah an pa te bulah ngei mai khan”zanin chu in fanu ka sual a”han ti dek dek ila,hmeichhia chuan”i zak thei lo,min sual bawk lo”an ti daih zel,kan fihlim ani mai an ti,dik em?
Hmeichhe ho bawk hi han pu nawlh mai ila”sawwwwtah,thlanmualah ka TI dawn che” han ti ila,”hetaH min ti mai rawh”an ti ruai zel an ti.
Tin han sual te hian”thingtlang nula ang mai,i trang trung mai,thring lutuk”han ti ila an trang zak tlat tawh an ti bawk.
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November 18th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
taia-pa chu a subject duhzawng ah chuan a lokal nalh zel
he post nuam ti zual te a in dawtin Lalwondera,Amira,viking,riangtleii,chepa hi chu a neitu a nia 
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November 18th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
taia-pa chu va expi awm tak ve ti rawh bmw
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November 18th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
@amanda hi nuamti lem lo a lo vaw hot-tu anih ve hi..
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November 18th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Keichu ka peih tawh lo ka hah tawh e mai, min lo phut tawh su aww pi lal-amanda
kut zungchal pakhat chuah hmangin ka chhu leh nghal…
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November 18th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
e khai taia-pa, duh tawk rawh! i inpuan zo dawn tak ngial!
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November 18th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
In va ho hlawm
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November 18th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Non-veg chin tawhah hi chuan kanidari pawh a pil bo rei tak tak theilo chu ani e
Kan u pakhat pawh vanduaithlak takin an fa hmasa ber an chhiat hlauh. Ani lah chuan an la serious lo mai mai khawp a. ‘Choka a hmanhmawh tawk a kan siam kha ania, that ngaihna a awm vak lo alawm’ te a ti vel mai mai
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November 18th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
taia-pa chu a va zei hmel zuah zuah ve!! A tlangval lai experience atanga a rawn ziah anih kan ring thla ngawt bawk a….
He topic ah hian kanidari a serious ber!! Yellow
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November 18th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Bmw ka tawnhriat atanga sawi ka ni chuang lo,keite chu tlangval zei lo,hmeichhe lamah phei chuan dangawk tlat chi ka ni a lawm.NLUP ah pawh nupui tur thlang tlat tur chi ka ni e.
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November 18th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Ka van nui hnem chiang!
Nu pakhat pasal nei hlim poh kha,a mo thar tuk zing hmasa ber ah khan thoh kha a hai a,zing a va tho chu a pasal a farnu te leh a nu te ho kha an lo nui deuh tut tut hi a va hmu a,rang tawk in “In Hur” a tia bathroom ah a tlan lut daih.(SMS a ka dawn.)
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November 18th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
zames bond kha ka zu en ve a hmuhnawm chiang!!! tu te emaw aiin ka en hma hret a nuam ripssss!!! naktuk ah a en ve dawn chauh…lolzzzzz
luliana pawh hi a dam sam vak lo a, “eng nge ei chak te i nei m?” kan vaw tia “vaksa rep” a ti!!!
tlangval pakhat broke ve thei deuh pawh kha a code name ah “kawt man” an ti
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November 19th, 2008 at 2:02 am
Nuam in va ti ham ham ve ooo…ka nui hnem ltk…thiani te lampang related topic chu in lo hre hlawm khawp mai..hehehehe
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November 19th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Nia, an ho hlawm ngawt mai ti raw
ihihihi
he post chu tuikuk hovin mu sela, @irre leh wonder te ta bik emaw an tih dawn hi
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November 19th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
mu=hmu (gprs vang
)
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November 19th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Inthlanah an chak a, an mininster dun ta hlauh mai! An nu te’n motir khalh an zir nghal a, an zir nasa bawk a niang!
Minister I: Kan nu motor khalhzir chuan a mangphan nasa lutuk a, mutnaah ka sazu a rawn hum a, duh zawng zawngin a kuai a, 1st gear, 2nd gear te a ti nawk nawk mai!
Minister II: A la nep a nih chu, kan nu chuan ka sazu an hum ang ren rawn a, a kakuukah an chuktuah a… “Khawimaw litre 20 han thun teh” a ti heps!
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November 21st, 2008 at 8:14 am
ihihihi, ka ho rei peih ber
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November 21st, 2008 at 3:21 pm
kanidar ka khum che!!! hehehe
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November 21st, 2008 at 3:56 pm
ka la ho ve zel ania…ka la bang lo
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November 21st, 2008 at 4:27 pm
keipawh ka la bang dawn teuh lo. jokes dang rawn thawh tur an dap mek a…weekend ah an rawn ti leh hups mai ang
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November 21st, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Nula senior deuh pakhat pawh kha…………
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November 21st, 2008 at 5:17 pm
A lehpek atan ka khek deuh a ka sawi tha duh tawh lo a, in la bang duh si lo a tlem tal in aw!
Chinese ho hi hmanlai chuan an fate in neih hian a tukzingah lehlam lehlam pa te ve ve in an mutna an va en thin a, an awngphah a thi a lo kai ngei hi chuan Mo neitu pa hi a lawm em2 thin a mo virgin neih hi a lawm tak zet thin.
Tumkhat inneite pawh a fanu kha a ler ve angreng si a, a pa khan a lo hlauthawng deuh a, zanah a fanu te awngphahah chuan pen tui sen thimkarah a rukin a va leih a. A tukzingah moneitu pa nen an va en dun chu a ni a lo pawl ruih mai a( zanah khan thim karah pen tui a va la kha a pawl zawk a la fuh ni in) a tihngaihna hre lo chuan “Eeeee!! ka fa nu chu a va virgin em em!! a mit (gall bladder) tlengin a keh vek a ni hiiiii!” a ti zaih mai mole.
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November 21st, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Zirtirtu & naupang khawvel a mum chhungchang an zir a:
Z : Khawvel hi a mum nge, a bial nge, a phek?
N : A mum!
Z : A nih leh a mum a ni tih i hriat theina chi-3 sawi rawh.
N : 1) Ka pain a mum a ti. 2) Ka nu pawn mum a ti. 3) Nangpawn nachin khan a mum i ti!!
Z : sangha pa-3 hi a awm a, pa-1 hi zawhtein a ei deih a eng zat nge la awm
ang?
N: Pa-3 tho a la awm.
Z : Zawhtein pa-1 a ei chuan engtin nge pa-3 a la awm thei?
N : zawhte pum chhungah pa-1 a awm a, a pawnah pa-2 a awm a, pa-3 tho a la awm a lawm.
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November 21st, 2008 at 6:54 pm
c’mon peepul, han trang teh u. 200 tlen tum ila! taia-pa, viking, chris, gothica,wonder,amaria…..in vaiin!! pakhat theuh tal
viking, i nula senior khi i va rawn sawi zawm har ve!!
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November 21st, 2008 at 7:07 pm
bmw tan liau liau;Nu pakhat hi apasalin “Chhuak rawh ka ma che” kha a tia. chunu chu Kawngkaah a ding ang teuto a, a mal kha a hlima a “Ui viau lawngmaw…. ? awm thei leh silo ange…te ati vel.
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November 21st, 2008 at 7:14 pm
thaiboy hi i hre mak thei eeeee! chuan an in ma ta lo mi??
thawh tur pawh ka hre ve lo, lo nui te in-charge ka ni mai. Vawiin a tu emawni website a ka chhiar: Pa pakhat hian blank paper a mamawh treuh a, pakhat chauh a nei sia, chu chu a xerox treuh ringawt!
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November 21st, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Thingtlang nu pawh a zinnah thlatin thil kal hun a rawn ni ta si a, a thianten stayfree an lei sak a vuah ve nge a, a kal zawngin a thip” lutuk “a ti a. A ni letling zawngin a lo vuah niin, an siam rem tur an han pawt trhawt chu a sen aiin a dum a kai tam zawk.
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November 21st, 2008 at 8:16 pm
bmw, ahahahaaaaaaaaaa
Naupang pakhat pawh khan a pi dam rei thu kha a sawi ve a, “Ka pi chu a dam rei tawh lutuk, a dam tlang law law dawn a ni ang” te a ti vel.
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May 4th, 2009 at 3:16 am
Peer G-te tana nuihna tur in rawn thawh lo em mai —khawi’je, tran kan la ve hnuhnawh —
A short, short story from the University of Texas.
Oh, Brad, let’s not park here.
Oh, Brad, Let’s not park.
Oh, Brad, let’s not.
Oh, Brad, let’s.
Oh, Brad.
Oh.
Sethiam mai em?
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February 11th, 2010 at 2:38 pm
Tlangval sual ve deuh piangthar poh kha an biakinah testimony a sawi ve a.A tawpah khan he ti hian a tawngtai ta alawm le!!
” Aw Lalpa, ka sualna zawng2 te chu Kros-ah i rual in khen beh a nia, ni thum ni a i thawh rual in a tho leh vek a” te s ti vel!!!
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April 30th, 2010 at 5:28 pm
An Ekin pawh kha an lhat mai mai khawp a An ek zawh an han tho chhuak hi an tilmu thla alang kalh thei maw le….
(Khawia mi maw ni ka chhiar :))
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April 30th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
lhat = KHAT
Ka vawi 1st a ni bawk amin lo nuih hrep mai teh u……
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June 6th, 2010 at 8:56 pm
nangmah hi nilo maw hman zan dar 12 vela msg min rawn thawn kha h!!harh chiang mang lo in ka chhiara,”tuboh hawh lawk tur innei mial lo maw”tih lo in ziaka,chuan kei zam ngailo vala chuan engkim huam in ti hian kan tia”Nei miale”ka tia,ti hian min rawn reply leh a”i chhe reuh e a “rawn tia,ka mu hmaks!!!!hahaha
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June 6th, 2010 at 9:16 pm
nopang:anu anu anu anu!!!
Nu :enge ni cheng chung
nopang:sawilai ah sawn mi 2 an lo in fawp mawle!
Nu :an ingaizawnga an in neitep tawh nih chu!
nopang:(ngaihtuah vung2a)anu nih leh apa leh kan awmpuinu
hi an va in nei harsi!
(nu ber dang duh lo)
Nu:keipoh kan thenawm tuikukpa nen hian kan ineidawn tihna kher
ni hlei nem!!!
(chutah pa ber in nu ang thawm rawn hria)
Pa:enge i lo an vak2a
(chhunzawm teh u a,changtunu rawn kaltlats bye phots)
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