July Fiamthu

July 8th, 2011 12:45 pm by TuaiSialA

1. Pawnchhia a hùm a, a fûn bung a ak bawk a, pâwr fé hian, “Khawvelte chu a chên thiam thiam..” a rawn ti phei lûng lûng.

2. Tlangval pakhat pawh hian tuai pakhat hi nula emaw tiin thimhlimah a sual ngawt mai; a tisual bawk a ni ang, tlaivar zakin a tlànchhia.

3. Pawl thum naupang pahnih pawh kha an zirtirtuin a hrem a, an hmingpum vawi 500 ziakchhuak turin a ti a. Minute nga hnu velah chuan naupang pakhat zâwk chuan tap pûr chungin, “Sir, a fair lo lutuk. Ani hmingpum chu Lala a nia, kei chu Vanlalkhawngaihnaropuidawngkima ka nia ‘sin..” a ti rãih mai.

4. Tlangval pakhat pawh khan a chhûngte hnênah pawisa a dîl a, an pe duh si lo va. Ani rui châk tawh thinrim tihngaihna hre lo chuan hnam a la a, “Ka inâwkhlum mai ang,” a ti ve ringawt a. In hnuaiah a chhukthla a, a zu ri ruk ruk a, a chhûngte’n engah mah an lo ngai si lo va. A hnu rei lo të-ah a lo chho leh a, a chhûngte bulah thinrim tâwkin, “Eng nge?’ te tal rawn ti ta che u,” a ti tawp!

5. Vêng pakhatah pawh hian lucky ticket an siam a, lâwmman pakhatna kha vaiin a man a, an vawr tha leh.

6. Make-up a hmang nasa lutuk a, a inchhuih palh a, a khu luih.

7. Mi pakhat inren deuh mai hi in chhâwng riatna atangin a tla a, a tlâk lai chuan a chhâwng thumnaa an nu chaw chhûm tur a hmu a, ring tâwkin, “Min chhumkêp suh awwwww…!” a ti thla liah liah.

8. Vai naupang pakhat pawh kha an exam-naah, ‘Sava hming pakhat ziak rawh,’ tih a lo chhuak a, ‘Zika’ tiin a chhâng.

9. City bus conductor pakhat pawh khan a passenger zînga mi nula pakhat a star a, fare khawn ngam lovin tlar hmasa berah a thu ngawi reng ringawt.

10. Pi Puii: Thiani, i fapa kha eng nge a hming?
Pi Sangi: Haleluia.
Pi Puii: Amen.

Bonus: A pasal neih tûkah bualinah a inkalhkhum a, a nui char char.

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56 Responses to “July Fiamthu”

  1. 1
    Pc-a Says:

    Kan 1st. Chua ka channa a rei tawh bawk a.

  2. 2
    hmingtea Says:

    hahahahahah

  3. 3
    ngaihdan tha a Says:

    1. na khi nuihjat thlak e

  4. 4
    no_nick Says:

    Fiamthu chhiar daih ang..!! Thil tha tihvel sawi vak2 chu.. tumah an tui vak lo..! 😀 😀

  5. 5
    Pc-a Says:

    tlangval 1 pawh a pain, Mama tho teh zing boruak tha te hi hip ve teh a ti a, tlangval chuan mu chungin ka hip a lawm…..

  6. 6
    no_nick Says:

    6 na khi a tha tlats..

    Taxi a phar a, “A hman theih em?” a tia..
    Taxi Driver chu phur fe in..”Aw hman theih e, khawinge i kal duh a?”

    Taxi phar tu pa chuan ” Vanram” a ti..!!

  7. 7
    roseparvul Says:

    Bonus chu z****** teuh ther ther 😀 😀 😀

  8. 8
    Pc-a Says:

    tlangval siniar tawh tak pawh kha an nularim naah in ü loh tur a ti zuah zuah a, a nauten an thu sawi zawh apiangin a nilawmni Chhunga an ti ziah a. a ning lutukin haw ang haw ang, a hmawrbawk dawn apiang de de de a ti vin tuk.

  9. 9
    zovel Says:

    11. ZIRTIRTU : Pakaw hmun sawi rawh.
    NAUPANG : Enge pakaw ?

  10. 10
    shailendra Says:

    ka nui ve e…

  11. 11
    roseparvul Says:

    pa pakhat zin haw pawh a nupuiin ‘pa-a phawts dawn nge bual dawn?’ pa- ‘phawts ang a bual ang a phawts leh ang’ 😀

  12. 12
    Bawngtlaia Says:

    (@) #5-na khi an va racist ve le ! 😀

    #7-na khi hmui peh vun vuna ka’n nuih chu le ! 😀

  13. 13
    ChhanaPa Says:

    Kan naupan zual lai hian ka thianpa 1 hian thil hi an hre thelh thei khawp a.
    A chhungte bulah “Kan sir in Ngha riap,ngha riap” a ti thin a ti a,a chhungten an han hriat chian chuan, a muang thei lutuk a, hurry up, hurry up a lo ti thin kha ni in.( Keimah ka in sawi na)

  14. 14
    Pc-a Says:

    An nularimnaah SDO angin athianten an sawi a, a pheikhawk bun kha a en thin alo chhe si, thutthleng hnuaiah a thukru hrut hrut, an haw chiah chu SDO kha chu inti lutuk a bi, JE a tawk tiu teu viau a sin a ti nuah nuah.

  15. 15
    Maisek Says:

    Selling ka zin naah commando thuama in thuam, hlauhawm hmel deuh deuh hian kan motor an lo ti ding a, enge ni ta? tia kan zawh chuan, lucky ticket an rawn phawrh a, hei hi min lei sak ve ruuu… ( A van inhmeh lo tak) 😀

  16. 16
    chhangteval Says:

    5, 6, 9 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

    Kawmen 11, 13. 😀 😀

  17. 17
    Phivawk Says:

    Tlangval 1 zakzum ve deuh pawh kha chaw ei huaina an pe a, a huai leh ta lutuk a, cooker te a cho vel, a chaw-thleng a vawrh a, a back kick vel…

  18. 18
    Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:

    TS: Ava hlimawm thin tak em! Ka tan chuan ni tamtak daih a ni leh dawn tlat mai.

    Bonus zet chu….a boruak a sang hle mai. 😀

  19. 19
    Prof. Snake Says:

    hahaha: make up hmang nasa khi 😀

  20. 20
    ZerO Says:

    Balhla: Tinge i tah a?
    Apple: Min ei dawnin min zai phel ziah a..
    Balhla: A ho emmai. Kei chu min ei hma in min phelh ruak vek asin. Ka zah zia 🙂

  21. 21
    zualbonez Says:

    5,7,8,9 :-O 🙂 (Y) bonus :-O

  22. 22
    no_nick Says:

    Mawia leh Lala chuan Misual pakhat an man a, Mawia chuan Lala hnenah “A mawngah khan thun rawh, rawlh rawh..!!” a ti a..

    Lala: Vawi thum lai ka tum tawh, a lut thei lo..
    Mawia: A mawng kha chemte in verh zau la thun mai rawh..!!
    Misualpa(Trap pur chungin): Vawikhat chauh tel(oil) hmangin try leh phawt la..

    hehe..

  23. 23
    no_nick Says:

    U zuanbona chu i online hman lo emaw tia..!! i lo lang leh hlawl a.. a lawmawm e..!! Mushroom i ei palh maw ka tia..!! 🙂

  24. 24
    Sony Says:

    Kei pawh Bonus khian ka nuih a tiza ber.

  25. 25
    critic Says:

    Va tha hlawm ve le. Ti ve zuai o……. 1. Tuaisiala(Post tu lo zawk. 🙂 ) pawh kha Sakhi a barakhaih thut a Sakhi a thi der.
    2. Tlangval pakhat cinema en pawh kha black & white nge colour ti in an lo zawt a, ka hre bik lo a bul atangin ka en lo va…
    3. Tlangval 1 pawh an Bawng hurna dawhkan a an dah tuisik emaw tiin a lo in mai.. Zan khuain thir ban kuahin a bu…. he

  26. 26
    Keimah Thingtlangpa Says:

    Pa pakhat sunday schoolah an zirtirtuin an chawhmeh a zawt a.. “ch** te, z*ng te, m**ngk*a te” an ti mai chu… A ri fawk fawk mai mawle..

  27. 27
    zualbonez Says:

    no-nick…hahaha shrooms ei hi chuan ni te hi kan bawhkan leh pawp pawp zel 🙂

  28. 28
    littlerascal Says:

    a tha hlawm ee, common lo hlawm si, mahni in ka.khi vur vur mai

  29. 29
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    TS, a tha thei mange aw hairehai 😛

    Exam lai ania:

    Zawhna: What is Labor/labour?
    Sikul naupang: Santal (Dumka) 🙂 (Fact) it happens in Kulikawn School hairehai 😉

  30. 30
    Maisek Says:

    Naupang pakhat pawh zupawl(sazu)an hmeh a, a thiante hnenah a in sawithei: keini chu til kan hmeh ‘TIL’….ati! 😛

  31. 31
    Asteric™ Says:

    4na chuan min va ti nui nasa em 😀

  32. 32
    kawlhawk Says:

    Kawmawn lo hlawm ve… HAHAHA! Kei chu niminah a bu ka lei (Y)

  33. 33
    no_nick Says:

    @27 zualbonez: Technology tihvel kan sawiah sawn i ngaihdan i rawn ziah ve ka lo ring a..! I reh vang2 mai a..!! I ngaihdan te han sawi ve la tha tur..!

  34. 34
    Godspeed Khawlhring Says:

    CBN…CBN

    mahse bonus khi ka hrethiam ve lo a….

  35. 35
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    Godspeed Khawlhring bonus hrethiamlo hian min ti nui char2 ve thung 🙂 😛 NOI

  36. 36
    Pawngvina Thangthlawl Says:

    bonus khi, khawkhawhloh reuh nasa…
    #11 uar hmel kups..

  37. 37
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    Leavi Pcresn #36, a kal kak kikawi vel, a khat mawitawkin a mawng a kawm leh zeuh thin em ni hairehai 😛

  38. 38
    Pawngvina Thangthlawl Says:

    khawngkhawhloh tih ka tum na ah ‘ng’ ka lo taip kim lo a nih hi…!!
    Pitar te 1 pawh a tupa in vawkhur na a lo pe a, a mu ta vat a, chhungte an mut reh ah a tho a.. Thosilen ban vuanin ‘a va hur theih tawk tawk ve le’ a tupa a lo tawngvai, ‘ka rin dan chiah’

  39. 39
    chhak-chhuak Says:

    3, 7, 8 10..aaaaaaaa a vaiin a tha vek…ka nui la char char… 😀 (Y) 😀

  40. 40
    Sony Says:

    sms jokes marathon (now 1744 comments there) laia fiamthu thiam lushai_er hi a va contri har ve, where are you, Mr Funny?

  41. 41
    kawlnicolney Says:

    ka thian pa pakhat rui a nu nen sacrament sem zanin an inkhawma,Pastor khan Upa ho zawng kha sem tura a ko chhuak kha ka thian pa chuan mipa zawng zawng a ko emaw atia,an va chhuak ve mai chu an kohhran upa ho nen an pastor hmaah an ding tlar tham mai,anu thinrim zak bawksi mitmeng rum khan power chu nei se athal tawp duh hial ang

  42. 42
    kawlnicolney Says:

    dabol palh chu a..edit

  43. 43
    Malawma Says:

    Bonus khi 😀 😀

  44. 44
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Fiamthu tam zawk chhiar duh tan http://www.fiamthuhuang.blogspot.com-ah luh mai tur a ni e.

  45. 45
    RenghangMan Says:

    A nupui a uire, a thinrim lutuk..a then ngam si lo, dettol ten a silfaitir vel.. 😛

  46. 46
    Grey_RM Says:

    Khawlum kar ah ah poh heng fiamthu common lo tak tak,cholh hahdam paha chhiar manhla tak min hlui tu Tuiasial hnen ah lawmthu ka sawi e. (Y) (Y)
    mahse http://www.fiamthuhuang.blogspot.com-ah khian ka lut thei lo e

  47. TuaiSialA Says:

    @RM, link-ah khian luh tum suh, phone atanga ka typd mai mai a nih khi. Address bar-ah a hranin i type tha dawn nia.

  48. Unsung Says:

    Misual.com a misual pakhat pawh hi a NU vai…a PA sipai (coincidence a awm em lo ang chu maw NOI)

  49. Masseu Says:

    5 atrang ka nui tran. Bonus khi hit cher cher

  50. bigslo Says:

    Conductor pakhat duham lutuk pawh kha, tennis court atanga zodin inkarah bus a leng lo ho kha ke in a rawn chhoh pui vel…

  51. 51
    Saitawk Says:

    Ka va nui hnem em! hei te hi ka lo thawh ve..

    https://i51.tinypic.com/2z4l9mt.jpg

  52. 52
    caribou Says:

    Pahnihna khian mhn tinui huk a, a tawp kharna Bonus khian min ti then sung bawk mai. Tsa nge nge, i tihlimawm thin.

  53. 53
    Dindin Says:

    hahhahhah hu huihuihui a va han rapthlak em em ve le..ham ham ..rawn ti zel teh un//////

  54. 54
    Sm0kester Says:

    Ka va nui hnem emmmm nuam lutuk (Y)

  55. 55
    Zochianga_Dreath Says:

    A pasal neih tûkah bualinah a inkalhkhum a, a nui char char.
    ROFLMFAO

  56. 56
    thinchhia Says:

    Bonus: A pasal neih tûkah bualinah a inkalhkhum a, a nui char char.
    hahahahaha ka nuih a ti za lutuuuuuuuuuuuk :-P

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