MAWNG CLASSIFICATION
1. Mawng airport: ‘Mawng thlangra’ ti te pawhin mithiamte chuan an sawi. An mawng pheng a hlai duh hle a, underpant an ha lian tlangpui. Saisira an mut chuan an khawi laiah pawh sawi la an pum nghin lui lui mai ang.
2. Mawng hlawhchham: Mawng an nei ve naa tam erawh an nei lo. ‘Mawng dep’ kan tih ang hi an ni a, an vawih a ring ngai vak lo naa a uih duh hle. An phakar tlangpuia, zuk leh hmuam an heh duh phian.
3. Mawng pialput: Vawk mawng ang deuh pial pet put hi a ni. An mawng a iip lut chuuih. An kawng a lian tlangpui. Ek chhuak an la na bik.
4. Mawng hlawhtling: An mawng a inthlahdul pawng thur. Hetiang vawih bawm lian deuh hi an rilru a tha duh phian. An vawih ri a ring duh naa a uih lutuk ngai lo. Diabetes an vei duh lo tlangpui. An mu vum thur thin.
5. Mawng varak: Ek bathlar hniam kan tih ang hi. An mawng a fuala, an kal dan pawh varak kal ang deuh luai luai hi an ni. An tuan a muang duh. Mawng varak leh hlawhtling nei kawp chi hi a hmei a pain an fing lo tlangpui.
6. Mawng independent: An mawng a lian lem lo naa khal tawt tralh maia, tlemin a poh chhuak lah bawk thin. An chak duha an vawih ri pawh a mumal duh bik. Tennis star Nadal-a ang hi.
6. Mawng chhing: Ek bathlar sang pawh ni chuang si lova mawng in chawi sang deuh ut chi hi. An mawng aiin an kekawr dawr a hniam baih mai ang. Kekawr kawng tawi chi an hak chuan mawng kak a lang hma bik hle thrin. Hnap an ngah duh, an vawih ri a mawi lo bik.
7. Mawng historical: A shape avang ni lovin a vun rawng leh hmul phurh avanga termed an ni. Mawng hlui hmel tak, ser deuh thluah, uih hmel deuh hi an ni.
8. Mawng sexy: Mawng nalh tak a tawk chauha lian invuah rem tak, fresh hmel deuh hi.
January 15th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Mawng historical
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January 15th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Kei chu ka tel ve lo tlat mai…..
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January 15th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
He joke hian ka hmuh tirh chuan ka nuih a ti za nasa lutuk:
The New Priest
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous that he could hardly speak. After mass, he asked the Monsignor how he had done.
The Monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.”
The next Sunday, he took the Monsignor’s advice. At the beginning of the sermon when he got nervous, he took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:
Sip the vodka; don’t gulp.
There are 10 commandments, not 12.
There are 12 disciples, not 10.
Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
Jacob wagered his donkey; he did not “bet his ass.”
We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as daddy, junior, and the spook.
David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit outta him.
When David was hit by a stone and knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ass.
We don’t refer to the cross as the “Big T.”
When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper, he said, “Take this and eat it for it is my body.” He did not say “Eat me.”
The Virgin Mary is not called “Mary with the cherry.”
The recommended grace before a meal is not “Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God.”
There will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter’s, not a Peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s.
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January 15th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Van awihawm loh tak e aw!!!!
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January 15th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Saptawng kha a’n thiam lo ve khawp a- “May i come in,sir?” tih hi “Ka pu,may thlaah ka lo kal ang em?”tiin zu han letling a,exam-naah!!Tak tak!!
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January 15th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Rukru thatchhe tak 1 pawh khan bank a rawk a, a hlawhtling khawp mai a, in a thleng a a poisa ruk tam tham tak chu a dah top a, engzah chiah nge tih a thrianpa chuan an zawt a, ka chhiar peih lo naktuk chanchinbu ah a zat chu an rawn chhuah dawn tho ti ve hmiah
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January 15th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Khaw pakaht pawh kha an han tlawmngai lai leng khawpa, dam lo zual deuh an awm chuan an tlangvalten pawnah bawngtuthlawh leh suahdur kengin thlan lai turin an inring khap tawh thin.
“Khaw pakhata ka mikhualnaah chuan an nu kha a han bengvarin a polite khawpa ka puar fe hnuah pawh chaw min la khawrh lui zela, pawnah ka thleng nen ka tlan chhuaka buhtlei nen min la rawn um zui cheu nia.” Ka awih lo lutuk.
Khaw pakhat lehah pawh nulahoin puanfen chhing compettition an neia, a hmasa berin mal thui fe langin a rawn fenga, a dawttuin mawng tam langin, a aia feng chhing leh deuh a rawn chhuaka a puanfen tlangin a laipawng a khuh tawk, a aia feng chhingin a puanfen a rawn chhip chhuan, chhing leh zualin mau hmawrah a puanfen a rawn tar!! an disqualify daih.
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January 15th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Ha kuh competition a contestant ho kha pakhat khat in an hming an rawn lam liam liam a:
Ha kuh no.1 awm em? Awmf he tahf, no.2 awm em? Awff, fe fah, no.3 awm em? Fewww, fah fah, Kuh ber awm em? ffffffffffff, fffffffffff………. Kuh ber hi a rapthlak tops…
Tualte vanglaia lukham hniam ber pawh hi a hniam awm mai mai asin, a kham tupa’n a mawngtam a kham…
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January 15th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Hakuh sawi takah chuan Tualte vanglaia an hakuh Champion kha chuan Tuium mawnga Hriau tla hi a ha-in a seh chhuak thei.. !!! Mahse a uang lo
Sipai pakhat pawh hi To Whom it May concern tih an ziah kha a hre ve a, June thla-ah khan a ziak sia.. To whom it June concern a ti vel
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January 15th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Kan veng pa barrel khawr pawh a in chhungah a khawr pek a, an khawr zo chu kawngka ah a leng leh silo, an in ngaihtuah vung vunga.. “kawngka hi nge barrel hi ka vuak chhiat ang aw.. ”
tak tak. he pa hi cxhanchin a ngah khawpmai. pa pui ve tak ani.
Vawikhat pawh biak inah a chairman zan in a kawrchung ipte ah zawngtah mu alo pai teuha, inkhawm ban ah ka thianpa a theh ve nghe nghe.
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January 15th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Thingtlanga chhungkaw pakhat pawh khan Naute thar an nei a,an kawmchar a Farṭuah parvul mawi thei em em mai kha a hming atan phuah ve ngei an duh si,an khaw pitar hmingphuah thiam an han rawn ve ngei a,Chu pitar chuan an ngaihtuah vang vang a,a tawp ah’in kawmchara Farṭuah hi a par vul mawi em mai”KAWMṬUAHI’ ti mai ang” a ti a.Tunthlengin ‘Kawmi’ emaw “Ṭuahi’ emaw tiin an la ko.tak tak ani maithei.
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January 15th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Bak ho naute hming phuah tur chu Motor parts ah hian a kim vek e an tia lom.. An fa hmasa ber chu a hming atan 1st gear, chuan 2nd gear, 3rd, 4th, 5th, back gear, carburator, dynamo, plug etc…… an neih zah zah ani mai…
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January 15th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Thlanlung hnawih thar chuangah an lo “Ti” ve a, a hmeichhe hnungah khan “Kanpa duh tak” tih leh a mawngah “uitak chunga kan then tak” tih a lang kalh a, a mipa khup veilam ah ah “Phun tu” tih a lang kalh bawk
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January 15th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Khaw pakhatah chuan ka sawisa ang che tih hi ka khawih septic palh ang che an ti.Ke a kal poh hi hring nun tiang hawl an ti a,mut chhuak poh hi mit kawpza a rul an ti.
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January 15th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
hetilai chu van chhas lo deuh ve
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January 15th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Hakuh ka hriat ve chuan dawnfawh hi a ha in a dit kuit thak thei…
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January 15th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
LUCK FU ‘NI!
Tar thlenga tlangval pa pakhat hi a vanglaia a luck leh luck loh an zawt a. A sawi hreh khawp mai a. An zawh fe hnuah chuan heti hian a vanglaia a luck ve zia a sawi ta a:
“Tuikhurah mahni chauhin tui kang ka nghak a. A lokal ve a, meizial min dil a, ka pe a, a tin chhipchhuan tur ka chawisak a. A… sawi zel chi pawh a ni lo!”
“I sawi zo têp a lawm, sawi zo law law teh”
“Tichuan, tui chhipchhuan chungin a ding a, a puan a thlauh a.. ka hmu!”
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January 15th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
@17……..hei chuh ka chhiar tawh chiang mai
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January 15th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Vawi khat pawh pitar kut bul(a banrekah ruh te tak te a lawr) hian mi dawrah chini a lo eiru a,chini ipah chuan a kut ruh chu a zenlut a,a lo liak thin a. Chu dawr nghaktu naupang chuan a nu a au vak a,”Nuuu..hei Kutbuli’n chini HNEK(punch) thum a ei tawh a nia!”.
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January 15th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Fapa aia fanu neih buaithlakna: An naupan laiin bawlhhlawh a lut ang tih a hlauhawm a,an lo nulatin thil dang a luh a hlauhawm bawk si a,kum 35 vel an lo nih chuan engmah a lut lovang tih a hlauhawm leh tawh bawk si a!
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January 15th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Ha ha.. mawng lampang chu classified thiam khop mai. Engtin nge Mawng Er tukhum tawng hi i tih ve dawn.
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January 15th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
@funny : Thakthing Dam Veng i ni maw? Tuizem an khawr kha ka order a nih kha! Daihlima khawr mai kha nuam leh remchang an tih zawk vang alawm! Tunge a fapa —Falakata, W. Bengal-a lehkha zir ve thin kha, a la dam em?
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January 15th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Hepa chanchin hi chu hmanah tuizem khawrtu pakhatin a sawi ka hre tawh. Pu Chawnghilh i va han lo daihzaih thin ve maw le.
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January 15th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Bengkhuaia te hun laia Mizo-Khawvel kha a zim a; German Ral Run hun lai khan a zau tan ta deuh ve; a hunin a zir tawh bawk a, indaihzai taka hmun hrang hranga awm kual ve a hun tawh alawm! Kei chu Palakol, AP-ah Bullock Cart accident lai ka nang fuh a; ka capture hman bawk asin! Thingtlang fan hi khawi ram, khawi hmunah pawh nuam ka ti.
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January 15th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
AP i sawi takah chuan pony cartin Km 2 vel chu thingtlanga kawngah ka kal ve tawh. Hemi tum hian thingtlangkhaw pakhat tuifinriat hrula awm kan tlawh dawnin autorickshow-ah mi 14 kan chuang. Pakhat zelah Rs.5 an la. Andhra leh Tamilnadu thingtlang khua ka fang ve nel nual.
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January 16th, 2009 at 7:59 am
SDO pakhat pawh hi thingtlanga a zinna-ah a thlenin nu khan a lo be tha thin khawp maia, “Zanin chu khua a vawt deuh a Baby-i bulah i mu mai dawn nia aw” a ti a, SDO pa chuan naute bula mut kha a hreh avangin sitting room thutthlengah vawt ti deuhin a mu ta a, a tuk zingah chuan Nula hmel tha deuh hi a hmu a,a hming a zawh chuan Zorami ka nia ka chhungte leh ka thiante chuan Baby tiin min ko thin, nang ka pu tunge i hming? A ui lehhnuhnawh lutuk chuan SDO mawla ka nih hi mawla..mawla..MAWLA!!!
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January 16th, 2009 at 11:40 am
Indopui pahnihna ah khan mizo sipai france rama kal tur kha lammual ah an intlar dul mai a, tam hi an han ti mai mai khawp a, Mizo nulaho chuan, German ho chu an va chak dawn lo e aw an tia.. an chek tlak tlak e an ti.
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January 16th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Mizo tlangval pathian thu awih deuh mai hi sipai-ah a tang ve a, an campah chuan a thiante pathian thu a theih ang tawk tawkin vai tawngin a hril ve thina. Chuan ni khat chu, Zakaia chanchin a sawia, Zakaia chu thingkung a lawn tir a, a sawi a sawia, a ler thleng zakin a sawi ta a. A chhuk tir dan tur kha a sawi thiam tawh si lova, a lerah chuan a awm hlen ta e an tia lawm.
Mi pakhat pawh hi tawngtai turin an ko thut maia, a han tawngtai vea, a ti tawp thiam tawh si lova, “Aw Lalpa, bye, bye” a ti tawp e an tih chu…
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January 16th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
ih ih ih, nia, chutiang chuan.. ihihihi..
put puuut..
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January 16th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Mawng historical: hi OLD MONK ah ka lo ngaihruat ve top…
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January 16th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
mawng historical khi “Mawng Hlui” kan ti thin keini thian ho chuan. a dang khi chu khitiang khian kanlo then hrang ve ngai lemlo.
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January 16th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Hnar Classification:
Hnar vahai: ngul sang kuai vun mai chi, vai hnar
Hnar isikut: lian hlawhtling tak bei thlup mai chi hi
Hnar utawk: utawk sawt tur ang deuh phan hi
Hnar ar ngum: ar ngum ang tak
Hnar halelui: Ka chiang chiah lo
Hnar laiphir: a vang phawta, ulh bun phira mi tin ang deuhin.
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January 16th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Ka tukhum thlung ka dul vun,ka nu chaw tlang chi – rang deuhin sawi la drum set ri a ni mai!
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January 16th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Hmelchhe Classification:
Hmel Sakawr — Hmel tung puut, sakawr ang tak te hi….
Hmel Hmanlai — Chhe em em pawh ni chuang lo, hmanlai hun vel ami ni awm tak tak te hi. Thingtlang deuh te pawh hi a ni thei om e
Zawng Hmel —- Sawifiah hran vak pawh a ngai lo, zawng ang tak hi a ni mai
Hmel chimawm — Phakar hmel deuh te hi an ni ang..
Hmel turu — Hmel ropui tak,, a chhe zawngin
Hmel Sawngkawlai — Hmel chhe over, hmel chhe lutuk an pawh nei lo ang hi, identification mark ah pawh Monster on the head tih ngai ang chi hi….
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January 17th, 2009 at 4:10 am
Sual ve khop a, insual te kha a hrat thei lutuk. Website ah pawh misual.com ngat a lut thin. a hming ah pawh Lalmisualpa ala inti zui.
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April 17th, 2010 at 8:02 pm
comment no8 leh 10.a ropui e.ka nei hnem ltk tlat…keimah chauhin leh nghal.
tin,a post tu hi lawmthu ka hrilh bok e.keichu fiamthu ka thiamlo na a,fiamthu ka ngaina.ka nui peih reng ni berin ka hria.anuam kati.
Thanks to u all.
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April 17th, 2010 at 8:07 pm
ka nui hnem ka tih na…hi hih…
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April 17th, 2010 at 8:07 pm
ka nei hnem ltk tlat ni lovin ka nui hnem ltk tlat ka tih na…hi hih…
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August 18th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
#35,
ka lo comment ve vel a nih hi a 
mawng independent :lol:
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August 18th, 2010 at 5:11 pm
‘Dik taka sawi chuan fiamthu nuihzatthlak deuh chuan nuih hi a chawh tlat zel alawm,’ ka pa fain a ti.
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May 28th, 2011 at 1:09 am
Muahaha.
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May 28th, 2011 at 1:17 am
Mawng chhing a mawi viau nangin kan Mizo hmeichhia te hi ka mitah an nalh bera an hlu ber bawk. Mizo hmeichhia te tluka ka lunglen thei an awm ngai heklo. An mawng chu lo airport emaw pialput emaw pawh nise, ka chhingmit an tlung zo ber e.
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