2012 May Fiamthu

May 8th, 2012 8:00 am by TuaiSialA

1. Dog show-ah a uinu hur a’n hruai mai chuh! An buai mai mai asin aw…

2. Tlangval pakhat pawh khan Maruti ṭâwng lam a nei a, a sas kha a lênchhuahpui ve a. An tlan laklawh laiin motor a thi thut a, running a ngai a. Midang han pun mai tur an hre si lo va, a bialnuin amah chauhvin a nawr ṭuih ṭuih.

3. Tlangval pakhat pawh khan nipui laiin a khawlum kawr tur an leisak a, a lo chep kaw thluah mai a. A chhungte’n an hau va, ani chuan, “A lum lutuk a, ventilation ka siam alawm,” a ti ve tlat.

4. MLA inthlan hnuhnung berah khan Independent-in a ding a, a tling zo lo va. A hnuah VC-ah Independent bawka dingin a tling zo lo leh a. Unit inthlannaah pawh a la vanduai cheu mai a, pangpar committee thleng pawha a ring a rawlh zel hnuah, nikum Krismas dawn khan fatu leader-ah an ruat.

5. Parawl pakhat pawh kha, a chaw chhum chuan tlai lama mi tur a chhum nghal a, a laiah a hawlh phel phawk a. A chaw ei a lo tui deuh va, tlai lama mi tur a dah hran kha inthlahrung deuhin a pûk vel duk duk.

6. A bialnu kha sipaiah a ṭansan a, a training zo lo haw leh chu a bialnuin a lo patilsan daih.

7. Tlangval pakhat pawh khan Sunday School inkhawmah Secondhand kamis a ha a, a nghawng hmawra lazai chu a pawt a pawt a, a kawr nghwng a tla tawp.

8. A pa hnenah, “Ka pa, scooty min lo lei ve teh,” a ti a, a pa chuan lehlam hawi pahin, “Mami, scooty maw i ngen a? Lei loh tur rau rauvah Alto car te ngen zawk awm alawm,” a ti chu a fanu a hawi nasa mai!

9. Kan Mizo pasalṭha Neuva pawh kha a ruh an phawrh a, “Zâwn ka ngai lo ve, ka kal thei e,” a la ti ṭâwk ṭâwk!

10. Pa pakhat pawh khan bible a chhiar a. ‘Kapernaum’ tih kha a chhiar fuh lutuk a, “Ka per nang a… Ka per daih dawn mawni le…” a ti a ti mai.

BONUS: Vanduaithlak takin pawngsual a tawk a. Kar khat hnuah doctor hnenah an kal a, hmeichhe chhung hnaivai tak pakhat chuan doctor hnenah, “A mipa chî hi lakchhuah dan a awm ang em?” a ti mauh mai!

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62 Responses to “2012 May Fiamthu”

  1. 1
    tepuia Says:

    1st ?

  2. 2
    saint sammoo Says:

    ui nu hur khi..buaithlak dawn e..an inchuh nasa ngawt ang..haha..

  3. 3
    ^-||R@lT€||-^ Says:

    1 leh 8 khiiii…..hahaaaaa 😀

  4. 4
    bucko Says:

    Bonus khi ka duh latak (Y) (Y) 😛 (H)

  5. 5
    littlerascal Says:

    A va han tha hlawm takk! Neuva khi hahaha

  6. 6
    bucko Says:

    Driver zawng2 ah Taxi Driver an mawl ber…..
    Engati maw
    Ele nilengin an tlanna tur hre lovin an dinga, han chuang ila khawnge kan kal dawn tiin min la zawt zui ….. 😀 (K) 😉 😛

  7. 7
    littlerascal Says:

    Haha 6 Bucko tha ltk

  8. 8
    Dr Mahminga Sailo Says:

    Tha lutuk… (Y)

    Ka nui nang a, ka nui vak dawn maw’n le… 😀 Kapernaum mai mai chu(h) 😛

    Bonus pa chu, a bo ve hle mai maw? A kher a kher chhuah theih emaw a ti a ni mai thei asin :-O

    # 6… 😀

  9. 9
    Leviji Says:

    #1, 9 &bonus khiiiiiii :p 😀
    @bucko 😮 😀

  10. 10
    kiddo Says:

    😀 😀 😀 😀

  11. 11
    Vitamin_C Says:

    no 1 hit cher cher…….LALTUAISIAL 😛 😛 (Y) 😀

  12. 12
    sheldon Says:

    Haha..hit hlawm ve 😀

    Fiamthu sawi takah chuan a post tupa ‘Nun tihlimtu’ kha a tha khawp mai. Nizanah ka chhiarchhuak a, keimahin ka nui ka nui mai. A fiamthu collect ho kha a common lo viau hlawm. Post tupa lehkhabu advertise na angreng anih hi 😀

  13. 13
    Master Kim Says:

    Tuaia te leh mai mai thin hi a….. Thlik.thlik.thlik…….

  14. 14
    Lamji Says:

    10 khi ka va nui nasa ve le. 😀 (Y) Tualte vanglaia nei sei pawh kha intithei tawk in a awrh vela,a rawn khawng a a rek hlum daih asin le. 😀

  15. 15
    PKfanai Says:

    7 khian min nuih chhuah huk tir chu le. Mai mai. Tha lutuk e. (Y) .Tuaitea Lehkhabu chu ka chhiar chak ve hle mai.

  16. 16
    Dr John Says:

    (Y) Tuaite leh… 😀

    Mi pakhat Fapa tlanbo chanchin hresual leh sermon sual pawh kha… chutichuan, Fapa tlanbo chu a pa hnen ata a chanai a lak hnu chuan khawlam hla takah a kal ta a. Chutah chuan nuam lutukin a va awm a, a sum chu a khawh ral zo ta vek a. Eitur leina tur a nei tawh silova, a ril a lo tam ta em em a, Buhchi an rawn theh a hmu a, a um a. A then chu Hnimhlingnei zingah a tla a, chuta ava kal chuan, hlingin a mawngah te an lo chhun a, “Awi, a va na em!” a ti a. A then chu, Pialtlepah a tla a, ava kal chu… ni a lo sa bawk nen, “Ka tui a hal e” tiin a au chiam a. Kawnga an theh a hmu leh a, a um a, a pa in a thleng ta a. A pa chuan Police a kova, “A ke-ah khan Batta Sleeper buntir ula, a kutah khan Kawl buntir rawh u, a sual em mai” a lo ti a, a nghawngah a rek bet tlat a! zu han ti ve chiam a! 😀

  17. 17
    Dr John Says:

    Tunhma Mizo ho sipaia tang (kal) hmasa ho kha an discipline a chhe khawp mai a, an hotupa chuan (mizo tawnga ka lehlin, hihi), “Mizo-ho chu in discipline a va chhe em em ve? Engtizia nge?” a lo ti. Anni chuan, “Ka pu, discipline chu min sem ve lo a ni ang, kan la dawng ve lo” an ti! Discipline kha NLUP anga a sem sem chi, a dawn-a dawn chi emaw an lo ti a ni 😀

  18. 18
    lr hlonchhing Says:

    Tha hlawm lutuk tlat. Mahse, i blog pakhat zawk Mizo Fiamthu Lawrkhawm kha ka kawmen thei ta tlat lo mai. Ka blog a bo atang khan a dik thei ta tlat lo mai.

  19. 19
    Chhuaklinga Says:

    Ui hur khiiii hit lutuk hahaha tih tak tak ka va han chak em hahahaha 😀 😀 😀 (Y)

    a lian chiin- TREN TREN

  20. 20
    Sandman Says:

    BWAHAHAHA Number #2 khiiiii…. tiraw, goldmember? 😀

  21. 21
    EmEich Says:

    ka nuih hawk hawk chu le. (Y)
    #2 sex drive a chang tunu car tlan chunga zung teu teu kha min ti hre chhuak. 😛

  22. 22
    The_Chhamanator Says:

    1,7,9 (Y) (Y)

  23. 23
    kawlhawk Says:

    hahaha… hawrawppui ngatin vawi 1 leh – HAHAHA

  24. 24
    century child Says:

    7 leh 9 😀 (Y)
    hna a dil ve a, birth certificate an dil a alo nei si lo a, a tihngaihna hre lo lutukin ‘ho e mai, ka piang chiang alawm’ te ti vel 😀

  25. 25
    Jacka Pi Says:

    No.8 khi ka duh hehehhehehhe….

  26. 26
    Jacka Pi Says:

    century child #24, birth certificate i sawi takah chuan true story aw….ka awmna district khawthlang lam ho hi an pui khawp mai, pa pakhat kha officer pakhatin a applicationah birth certificate a thil tel a ngai tih a lo hrilh a, a haw thla vang vang a, a kar lehah a lo kal leh chuan an khaw VCP lehkha a rawn thil tel vah a, tah chuan an VCP chuan “Sukromoni hi ka khua a mi a ni a, a piang ngei tih keiman ka hria e” tih a rawn ziak a, seal nen hming a sign nan thlap… (H)

  27. 27
    century child Says:

    #26 Jacka pi lehhhh, hahaha, an va pa hmel rem2 hlawm ve le, thu an duh rum hmel 😀 hitz lutuk

  28. 28
    chhangteval Says:

    no 9 na khi..hairehai

  29. 29
    Simplyme Says:

    1-10 & Bonus nuihzathlak vek..

  30. 30
    ChhanaPa Says:

    Ka nui nasa.. Taksa a hah viau lai pawhin ka nuih a za tho.. Tuaitea lehkhabu kha kei chu ka nei bik aaa….

  31. 31
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Comment ka lawm hlawm khawp mai.

    Zahmawh sawi hrât deuh mai pawh kha biakinah thusawi turin an sawm thut a, putpit atangin, “A… Bible hi ka phen vak ngai lo va…” tiin bul a’n tan nghal chat ah! 😀

  32. 32
    Dr Mahminga Sailo Says:

    @ Jacka Pi… Khaw khat VCP meuhin a piang a ni tih hriatpuia a ziah thlap chuan, hnial ngaihna a vang dawn hle mai… 😛

  33. 33
    Astericâ„¢ Says:

    haha…Kapernaum khi mitthla a hit khawp mai 😉

    Pitar pakhat pawh coconut kung ah lawn a, a rap pial thuta a insawh tlir thla bauh bauh a. A tu leh faten “Ka pi na em? ka pi na em?” an tia an lo tlan khawm a, “Nat chu na love, mahse a phita kuit vek” a tia lom 😀 fth

    Kha pitar bawk kha sawntlung nal ah tawlh thlu a, thawh mai a tuma a aia chiangin vawi 2 a thal leh a, a thin ur lutuk “Khawinge kei vali hi” tih pahin a inperh tho nalh mai.

  34. 34
    sheldon Says:

    Dog show khi 😀

    Pa ber in a fanu hnenah ‘Nang hi i zawi riau mai a, nau i pai te hi ani lo maw?’

    Fanu : ‘Ninawm!! Mahni lo maha inrinhlelh ruk nak alaia’
    Hahahah 😀

  35. 35
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Gas stove thar kha a nei ve a. ‘ON dawn chuan Presbyterian biakin lama herh tur, OFF dawn chuan UPC biakin lama herh tur’ tiin a chhinchhiah thlap. 🙂

  36. 36
    Dr Mahminga Sailo Says:

    True story a nia, in awih duh loh takin, a tak tak a nia… 😀

    An mo thar pawh kha, a pasala chhungte nen an in ngam tlang khawp a. Tukthuan an kil laiin, chhungkaw pa berin; Hei kan in hi kan tawt viau mai si a, nula leh tlangval te hi, inchungah mu se, nangni nupa leh keini nupain inhnuaiah hian kan mu tlang rih mai a niang chu a ti dap dap a. Chutah, An mo thar chuan, Ka pa…, chutiang ringawt te chu, zanah duh ang tawkin kan huk thei na’ng :-O a ti mai chu(h), tumah insum thei reng an awm lo… 😀

  37. 37
    Astericâ„¢ Says:

    Pastor pakhat pawh khan inkhawm kha malsawm á¹­awngá¹­ai na in a á¹­in dawn a, a ban a phar chhuak uaih tawh a. Hla an la nawn leh sia a lam nghal jeih 😉

  38. 38
    sheldon Says:

    An inkhel dawn a, an coach khan gum thial tur a rawn sem kual a, a lo kalsawn vangin pakhat khan a chang ve ta lo. Inkhel an tan, gum thial tur a chan ve loh vang khan a thinrim a, a tang tha duhlo vel 😀

  39. 39
    malsta27 Says:

    LOL A lehkhabu hralh theih loh chu hlau mai2 sin………… 😀 (H)

  40. 40
    TuaiSialA Says:

    An inkhel a, an khelhpui te khan an lamah goal an rawn thun an rawn thun ta mai a. An captain tihngaihna hre lo chuan, “Thai tlut tlut ila a ni mai alawm,” a ti ringawt!

  41. 41
    TuaiSialA Says:

    @malsta, kan chhut belh mek. 😛

  42. 42
    Astericâ„¢ Says:

    An inkhel a, referee khan whistle a ham ri tuarh a…”Enge, enge?” tiin an rawn tlan khawm a, Referee chuan, “In diklo á¹­hûm” a ti.

  43. 43
    sheldon Says:

    An inkhel dawn a, chakna dilin Pathian hnenah a tawngtai a, a amen chiah chu lehlam pawl chakna dila tawngtai lai a va hmu, a tawngtai tha leh ‘Lalpa, rawn inrawlh lo law law mai teh. Kan tih tihin kan han ti ang e’ a tia lawm 😀

  44. 44
    malsta27 Says:

    😀 😀 ………. (Y) (Y)

  45. 45
    Astericâ„¢ Says:

    An inkhel a, captain chuan khun khan takin “He inkhel hi ka hawng e” tih pahin a thah a, players zawng zawng an nui zo vek…

  46. 46
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Ho deuh anga lang, ngaihtuah zuaia nuihzatthlak phian chi…

    Ser kha a duh mai mai khawp a. “Ka duhtawk Ser ei ila, ka thi thei ang,” a ti vel.

  47. 47
    Astericâ„¢ Says:

    Sachek kha a duh lutuk a, a duhtawk a ei kham a “hmmm…ti hi chuan thi mah ila pawi pawh ka ti tawh lo” te ti

  48. 48
    TuaiSialA Says:

    ‘Jordan lui malin ka kai lovang’ tih hla hi a duh em em khawp a. A chhan an han zawh chuan ‘mal’ lai tê kha a duh chhan a lo nia… 🙂

  49. 49
    ɪ̣uɪ̣pnoɥ Says:

    TuaiSialA hi i lehkhabu hi a pdf-in hralh bawk la (ka rawt chhuah manah kei chu athlawnin min pe thung la :p )

  50. 50
    lr hlonchhing Says:

    Vawikhat chu fanghmir kawng bo ka phawk alawm le, kawng a lo bo chiam a. :-O

  51. 51
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    Ka duh hlawm lutuk hairehai :-P ;-)

    Lamborgini -te ngen tur zawk alawm mawle hairehai :-P

    Dog show a uinu hur hruai ;-)

  52. 52
    TuaiSialA Says:

    @houdini, rawtna tha tak a ni. Ka lo ngaihtuah dawn nia. :-D

    Dental Plaza atangin a rawn chhuak a…

    “Ha phawi chu a nâ em?”
    “Na lo ve.”
    “Mahse, nichin khan nâ tia au ri ka hre sia…”
    “Dentist au ri a nih kha, a kutah ka sehsak a…!”

  53. 53
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    #52 hahahaha ;-)

  54. 54
    mamboihi Says:

    # 8 khi hahaha!! Ka nui vur vur hlawm mai TS.. (Y)

  55. 55
    XaiA Says:

    Nuih a va za duh e!

  56. 56
    century child Says:

    Comment ava tha hlawm em.
    A sermon naah Solomon-a hming kha a theihngilh hlauh mai a..
    Mosolon..ohh, lalmohan..het,lonsolom..uff.. Solomon..aw ni e solomon.
    Engtinge miropui Slomotion hming te kha theihngilh theih :-D

  57. 57
    khumchikthei Says:

    TS a va khrum ve a.

    …Khrum

  58. 58
    Nguntang Says:

    Pathlawi pakhat paw’n a tia lawm,”Pathlawi nih hrehawmna chu Tui kawh leh Zangkawh thin hi a ni” a ti.

  59. 59
    PayableOnDeath(Zrma_C) Says:

    Tlangval pakhat pawh kha a zan leng haw rui deuh
    chhelh-chholh khan a haw…. a pa hnenah chuan
    “ka pa nang hi PA i nia, kei hi FAPA ka ni bawka.
    Chuti anih chuan Ka nau Zakamlova hi THLARAU THIANGHLIM ani thei mai angem?” te a ti vel….

  60. 60
    Pluto Says:

    (Y) keini poh zanin dinner tur lunchah kan puk daih.. :-P

  61. 61
    superpinqponq Says:

    (Y) Zan lai ah kan khi vur vur mai alawm le :-D

  62. 62
    Dinsa Says:

    Kan khi thraw chu le :) :-S:-S

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