1. The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poli’, a Latin word meaning ‘many’, and the word ‘tiks’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites/creatures’ – Larry Hardiman / Robin P. Williams
2. A fool and his money are soon elected – Will Rogers
3. Politics have no relation to morals – Niccolo Machiavelli
4. My concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God’s side, for God is always right – Abraham Lincoln
5. Voting is not a right. It is a method used to determine which politician was most able to brainwash you ― Dennis E. Adonis
6. Sex and politics are a lot alike. You don’t have to be good at them to enjoy them – Barry Goldwater
7. I am a politician which means I am a cheater, a liar and a crook. When I am not busy kissing babies, I am stealing their lollypops – Tom Clancy, Red October
8. Politics is the only field in which the character of a person does not stand in the way of his career
– Peter Prange
9. Kill all the prisoners, because they’re costing us too much money. Wait! No, kill all the politicians, because they’re spending too much money – Jarod Kintz
10. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They both should be changed frequently and all for the same reason – José Maria de Eça de Queiroz
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