A sense of humor and some maturity is required/requested, notice that this is posted under the HAHAHA section. Guys, at one point or the other, you will have to go through this or may have gone through it already :D. Ladies, if your man doesn’t know this, maybe you could teach him a thing or two. 
She loved the flowers and taking her to that romantic movie was a masterstroke. Over dinner, you listened more than you talked. And your jokes were tasteful. You shaved, you sprayed, and even scraped your tongue (God knows how?). This day couldn’t have been better.
Stroking her hair now eh? you little devil, you’re a love machine! but do you dare? Hmm yes, time to release them! Gently now, but wait, oh no, the hair stroking must continue. She loves the hair stroking, that ties up one hand, only one left
But how can you proceed? Here’s how its done.
Step 1
You will need:
- A willing partner
- Breasts that are encased in a bra
- Dextrous fingers
- Nerves of steel
- A spirit of adventure
The bra is your enemy. It has got what you want
Step 2
Know your enemy
To defeat this enemy you must do some intelligence gathering. Make sure your hands are warm, cold hands are not sexy. Put your hand under her top. If she is uncomfortable with this, then chillaxe at first base.
If you get a positive response, and she’s up for it, get an answer to this key question: is it a back-fastening bra, or a front-fastening bra?
If you get a positive response, and she’s up for it, get an answer to this key question: is it a back-fastening bra, or a front-fastening bra?
Why not just ask?
Here’s why:
He says, “Um, excuse me, can you tell me if this is a front fastening or back fastening bra? And can you please assist me in removing it?”
Step 3
Back-fastenings
First see if the bra fastens at the back. Move your hand across her back, and locate her bra strap. Now feel for an 3-5 cm long section of thicker fabric in the centre of the bra strap, or perhaps a tiny gap where the fastenings meet.
Don’t think, feel…. Bingo! It’s a back fastener. Easy! Now you know what you are dealing with.
Step 4
Front-fastenings
It isn’t a back fastener? We are probably dealing with a front fastener. These unclip between the cups at the front of the bra.
Step 5
Other types of bra?
If you can’t find the fastening at front or back, consider the rare possibility that she is wearing an aerobic bra, or that she isn’t wearing a bra at all. All right!
Step 6
The pinch and release
This will take practice, so it’s a good idea to practice on a close friend before the date. Whether back or front fastening, most bras clip and unclip with tiny hooks. The one handed release technique is the same for both front and back fastenings. You need to gently clench the material around both sides of the fastening, and then squeeze them together so that the hooks release. Congratulations – you can now try to unhook a bra on a real woman.
The video is even more hilarious. Here’s the direct link at videojug. Might not be SFW.
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March 22nd, 2007 at 6:06 pm
No Thanks! I don’t need to read up on “How to Undo Her Bra”. I have been doing it since birth.
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March 22nd, 2007 at 6:11 pm
V-e-r-y smooth, BW, I always knew you had all that know-how in you
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March 22nd, 2007 at 6:18 pm
i know benjamin ..u always had really big boobs and had to start wearing bras since u were a kid..
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March 22nd, 2007 at 6:34 pm
once i had to do it with my feet .. boy was that tough or what.. ill write an article on it someday.
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March 22nd, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Well, I just say “Open Sesami”
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March 22nd, 2007 at 7:16 pm
a van ho mai2 e awwww…
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March 22nd, 2007 at 7:17 pm
sala ngatinge ka post apiangin anonymous a intih ziah a
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March 22nd, 2007 at 7:18 pm
You need to set your display name. Go to dashboard and update your profile.
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March 22nd, 2007 at 8:43 pm
tha ve reuh ltk, am gonna try this! but, ka thiam e Bra phelh chu mahse kut khingkhat chuan ka la ti miah lo. sas te hian phal ngyt nge maw?? lolzzzzzzzz
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March 22nd, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Blackwhite chu tunlai izirlai em ni?? lols..bra hi kut khingkhat chuan phelh mai har ni ngei ngei ang. zir chiang em mai…hahaha
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March 22nd, 2007 at 10:33 pm
dan tha ber kut khingkhat hman a a in phelhmai loh chuan tih ngar ngar tur…itum tang tang poh a ala harsat chuan hra hluitak a lo hrengpoh ani thei
thildangin a lo ti tang palh thei aa chuvangin i koppui tizak mai lovin kut kha lak thlak aa chuan ithei lo ani tih a hriat chuan aman ala thla mai tur ani….
hahaha……nuihna tur ni bawk aa….suggestion fahrahte nih chu…..
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March 23rd, 2007 at 10:00 pm
easier said than done (: it’s very difficult for us guys.talk about practice! we don’t undo bra on a daily basis!
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March 24th, 2007 at 12:09 am
Ladies, know that a guy who doesnt do a PERFECT job on this is more innocent and unUSED … (i might not be good at it, so just warning you) hyuk2 tar lamah
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March 24th, 2007 at 12:20 am
Zei lo tih na nilovin but how the hell is it possible ( though i know its possible.) I need the lights on, both hands and for her to turn around so I can get a good view. That is if I ever get to this stage because I most likely would have gotten a slap accross the left cheek. But besides that Im pretty smooth.
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March 24th, 2007 at 12:58 am
American pie 2 a an in zirtir kha ngun takin lo enchiang u la……demo ani mai
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March 24th, 2007 at 3:54 am
so why do girls wear bras in the first place, when it’s such a herculean task for guys undoing them (with one hand)? free them boobs!! (:
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March 27th, 2007 at 10:26 am
the hooks are easy, its the plastic ones with the z-type(thats what i call em) fasteners on the front thats hard
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March 7th, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Bra kut khingkhat chauha phelh ka thiam lutuk. Zir leh chuan ka ngai tawh love.
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July 27th, 2011 at 1:58 pm
ÄÅÌÎÍÒÀÆ ÇÄÀÍÈÉ ÏÅÒÅÐÁÓÐÃ…
minny…
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