I received something really funny from a colleague of mine. I just want to share with my fellow misual.commers. I think some of them are made-up, but some of them are real…….
1. The patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
2. On the second day, the knee was better and on the third day, it disappeared completely.
3. She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot last night.
4. Patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.
5. Patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
6. Discharge status: Alive but without permissions.
7. The patient refused an autopsy.
8. Patient has no past history of suicides.
9. Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
10. Patient’s past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40-pound weight gain in the past three days.
#2, #6, #8, and #9 are my favorites……heheh
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July 9th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
hah funny. good for some laughs.
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August 1st, 2007 at 9:08 am
i Like the 3rd one..hehhe
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June 4th, 2012 at 10:29 pm
ka nui nasa. # 8 khi.
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