Zuinmi vs Hleprukhrat

January 19th, 2008 10:22 am by Frankenstein

ZUINMI

1. Zu a leia, midangtan eizawnna a siamsak.

2. Ama taksa a tichhia, chhungte tan manganna a siam bawk.

3. Funte khat lek a neih pawhin a thiante a sem phal tho.

4. Nisa leh ruahsur hnuaiah a tlailam man tur taima tak leh rim takin a thawk tauh tauh zel.

5. Hah hle mahse lungawi takin a hlawhah chuan a lungawi ve em em thin ani.

6. Maian bai mai mai pawh hmeh mahse, lawm tak leh pura takin a ei thei zel.

7. Zu a ruih deuh chuan tlawmngai pawlin tlawmngaih chhuahin an sawisa hrep zel. Khawtlangin an hmuhsit phah thin.

8. Thian tlemte chauh a neia, mahse a lakah an rinawm hle.

9. Biakina luh leh inkhawmte a hreh hle a; a insit vang leh inthlahrun vang ania. Tin, zuinmi anih avangin miin inkhawm duhlo leh pathian hre lo ang maia an treat vang bawkin.

10. A ei tha vak lo mahse a taksa mamawh tawk hmu reng tho a. Hna a thawh nasat em avangin a tar hnu thleng pawhin a la chak hlea. A tuarchhel a, a khua a sik changte hian nisa hnuaiah thlan tla zawih2 in hna a thawka a dam ve leh maia. A tawpah chuan an tar tak em avangin, an chatuan ram chu an pan ve ta a.

11. Pathian chuan, “I taksa zawng a bawlhlawh thin ngei mai, mahse leiah I hnutchhiah daih tawha, tuna I rawn thlenpui I rilrungaihtuahnate erawh hi chuan mi tih lawm avangin vanram gate keeperah I that dawn hi, ka ang chhungah ka lawm lut a che”, ati a.

12. A fate chuan an pa hnathawk an tette atanga an puih thin avangin an rawn taima hle a. Pawisa hlut ziate hriain, inrentak leh fing tak leh rinawmtakin an rawn khawsa chho a, tichuan an rawn hausa ve ta a.

HLEPRUKHRAT

1. Midang chan ai a ei zo zela, tuman an hlawkpui ve lo.

2. Mizoram mipui nuai chuang fe tan manganna leh retheihna a thlentir.

3. Mipui chan ai a hui fai vek hnu pawhin tumah dang a sem ve phallo.

4. Office nuam tak leh chair nuam takah thuin, computer changkang ber chi hmangin games a khel nileng.

5. Awl hle mahse eitur leh a thil duhzawng leina man turah a buai ve lo, mahse ala duhtawk chuang lo.

6. Sa pawh hmeh mahse, “In va siam tui love/In va siam thiam love” tiin a ang buan buan reng tho.

7. A hlepruk miin an hriat chuan an tlawn thei hle a. Beisei nei takin a inah an leng thin, mahse thingpui tui tak bak an hlawh ngai meuh lo.

8. Inleng leh thian tamtak a nei a, mahse tumah a lakah an rinawm loh.

9. Biakin hi a ta cheia. Thawhlawm tamtak a thawh avangin a thu thu a awm tur emaw a tia. A ngaihdan lo deuha thil a kal chuan a lungawi lova, a inkhawm duh loh phah thin.

10. A ei a tha a mahse engmah a thawh loh avangin a mum tlawrh hlup maia. A BPte sangin zunthlumte a veia, heart disease thlengin a rawn nei chho a. A tawpah chuan a hnuk chat tuar lovin a chatuan ram lam pang chu hreh takin a pan ve ta a.

11. Pathian chuan, “Nangchu taksa thianghlim tak I nei a, zu, meizial, sahdah in a tibuai velo. Mahse chu taksa chu leiah I hnutchhiah daiha. I rilru bawlhhlawh tak mai, I pu Setana pek che chu I rawn thlenpui a. I pu Setana I tih lawm avangin a angchhungah va lut rawh khai” a ti a.

12. A fate chuan hnathawh ve nachang an hre lova. Tette atangin jacket* money tamtak an hman thin avangin pawisa hman an thiam lova. An awl em avangin khawlai an rawn ngaina hle a. Thil thalo tak takte tiin, drug addictte niin, hrithalo pui pui an rawn vei chho a. Tichuan atawpah chuan hreh tak chungin an pa chu an han zawm ve ta a.

18 Responses to “Zuinmi vs Hleprukhrat”

1
keimah Says:
January 19th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Han chhiar thuak chuan nih duh hmel ve fu tak mai aaa!
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Vladimir Putin Says:
January 19th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Hypocrisy=real Mizo culture. Any arguments ?
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pekhluapa Says:
January 19th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Ngaih tuah namak tak zawng a nihve ngei hi mahse an pahnih hian hremhmun lam tluang zawh ve2 turchu an ni
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dulranga Says:
January 19th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
a piah leh chiah column ah hian mi piangthar tha awm ve leh ta se
Engpawh nise ngaihtuah chhuak thiam hle mai.
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chepahakhata Says:
January 19th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
@ pekhluapa ,” hremhmun lam tluang zawh ve2 tur chu an ni ” i ti hi Pathian rorel dan i hriat chiang hmel. Engtin nge i teh dan ?

Zungawngvel 1 hian hremhmun kal chu a in ring bik miah lo a nia.Tihian pastor nen an in chhang.

Pastor- tlangval zu ringawt hi i in a, inkhawm lah i tum bawk si lo, tiang chuan
Vanram i kai nang.

Ngawlvei- Pathian nen kan rilru a in hmu lutuk hremhmun chu ka kal dawn
lo

Pastor- Engtin nge in rilru a in hmuh a?

Ngv- Pathianin min hmangaih em2 a, hremhmun a ka kal hi a hlau em2 a.
Keilahin hremhmun kal hi ka hlau em2 a chu bak a rilru in hmu chu a
awm dawn a mi? Kei lahin hremhmun tlak ka hlau a a ni lahin ka tlak
a hlau a, ka hlau chhung2 chu hmangaih Pathian chuan min tlak luih
tir in ka ring lo.

Dik ve hmel riau a nia!!!
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adelfos Says:
January 19th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
‘Zuinmi’ tih hi chu a zia deuh va, ‘Helprukhrat’ tih hi chu chhiar dik a va har teh reng em

‘Zuinmi’ hian ‘helprukrat’ tih ang hian ei ru ve tho ta bawk si se a turu awm rem rem! Tin ngaiteh, ‘zuinmi’ nihna 12 tarlante nei kimbiai mihring hi Mizoramah chuan ‘rare species’ an ni mai ang em?
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Val_brosky Says:
January 19th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Keipoh ka chhiar sual phung mai alom le. Mizo tawng ziah dan mia maiah poh hian tlema kan fimkhur deuh chu a thain ka hria. A zavai vaia kan zawm theih loh pohin vantlang hriata ziah zawm tur leh zawm loh turte hi chu kan zawm hram hram a va tha em!

Amah ka huat leh ka er em em vang poh ni miah lovin, ziak zawm leh zawm loh vel avang hian @pekhluapa comment hi chu ka chhiar kan zar zar zel rih.
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Vladimir Putin Says:
January 19th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Zu in Pa=misual dum ber (Mami Varte varna)
Hlepruk hrat=Vanlaleizoveka
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SeVeNeLeVeN Says:
January 19th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
helprukhrat hi chu chhiar ahar khawp mai…help hi chu saptrawng deuhin kan chhiar ngawt a..apiah a…rukhrat tih hi ka buai ta nawk mai a…mahse athu tum kan bihchian kha chuan hleprukhrat tihna zawk kha alo nia…tun hma lelte.com kha min ti hre chhuak uar uar mai….hehehe…kei ka vei ve zawng chu…kan tihdaih teh ang….zu in mi officer tam tak hian zu induh silo fel si piangthar si lo ho ai hian an eiru tlem deuh in ka ring te kan ti ta daih anih chu….hahha…fimkar a eiruk chuan eiruk hnem a awlphian ka ring…vanlaleizoveka diktak an nih duh hmels…
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Awzzman Says:
January 19th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
a va ngaihnawm reuh ve
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burgerstud2005 Says:
January 19th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Hmmn..an tha lo ve ve.Hlep ruk hrat kan tih pawh hi tam tak hi chu nawr luih vangte pawh a ni tih a chiang ang.Mahse mi chan ai ngawih nawih eiruk hi a malsawm hlawl lo ang.
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Fistbone Says:
January 20th, 2008 at 1:43 am
Help-Ruk hrata chuan tunge a ruka a lo HELP a!!!!:P
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Mongoloid Says:
January 20th, 2008 at 3:12 am
Thianghlim hmel a ruk a mi tanpui hi. Hetiang tur hi a ni.
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Frankenstein Says:
January 20th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
lol…typing mistake nih kha!!!!
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Frankenstein Says:
January 20th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
ka edit thei tawh lo anih hi!!!
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benjamin Says:
January 20th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Edited. Thanks. Ka lo hmu lo a lom le keipawh.
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ZerO Says:
January 20th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Nih chuan zu in bawk ila, hlepru bawk ila, kan sual dawn lo nih chu!
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Burbura Says:
January 21st, 2008 at 9:33 am
Ngaihtuah chhuak thiam khawp mai. No. 7-na khi dik duh hmel khawp mai.
A rawn tarlan dan atang chuan Hleprukna chu a tenawm fe zawkin, kum puanah neih ngei ngei chi zawk a nih hi maw le!!
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