Modern maths

May 15th, 2008 8:47 pm by RTPA

Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human – enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don’t know enjoy = Donkey that work

Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men – earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys

Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women – spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don’t spend = Donkeys

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don’t earn money = Women that don’t spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have…

Men+ Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
Therefore…from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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19 Responses to “Modern maths”

  1. 1
    blackmagicwoman Says:

    a ropuie, a ropui e!

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  2. 2
    kumtluang Says:

    donkey ah minchhuah zo vek alom le ….MASTER RTPA…… hahahahaiiiii

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  3. 3
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    RTPA : Point a nei tha hle mai a :D

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  4. 4
    chhana Says:

    Ka rin aiin chhiarkawp i lo thiam daih mai RTP

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  5. 5
    sekibuhchhuak Says:

    Ka nihna chiah chiah a rawn sawi :P

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  6. 6
    RTPA Says:

    a lo nih tak chu Putar :D

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    sekibuhchhuak Says:

    A ril hle mai.Ka nihna chiah chiah arawn sawi :P

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    sekibuhchhuak Says:

    @kumtluang;Donkey i ni ve lauh..Outsider i ni..haha

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  9. 9
    Sandman Says:

    heheheh RTPA chuan rawn thawh dik khawp mai. :-D

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  10. 10
    Sandman Says:

    Theorem 1.

    RTPA + Eat = Bekang + Rice ——–(1)

    According to World Theory: Rice is the staple diet of the world.

    Therefore,
    Eat = Rice.

    Cancelling out equal values on both sides on equation 1.

    RTPA = Bekang. ———(2)

    Theorem 2.

    Bekang = Stinks.

    Substituting it in (2),

    RTPA = Stinks. ———–(3)

    Theorem 3.

    Corruption != Hope + Love.

    Rearranging,
    Corruption = Hopeless in Love ———- (4)

    wkt (We know that),
    RTPA = Hopeless in Love (#Common sense postulate)

    Substituting in (4),
    Corruption = RTPA ———(5)

    From (3), wkt RTPA = Stinks.

    Therefore substituting in (5),

    Corruption = Stinks.

    Conclusion:

    I’m sure RTPA too will agree, corruption really stinks. :-P

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  11. 11
    RTPA Says:

    hahaha Sala Baluman min van chhuah chhe ve aw :D poi chuang lo e

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  12. 12
    sekibuhchhuak Says:

    KU Sandman a nge nge pui thin riap riap hle mai :)

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  13. 13
    father_sphinx Says:

    God is love
    Love is blind

    God = Love
    Love = Blind

    Hence, God = Blind

    j/k

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  14. 14
    luliana Says:

    @sandman..RTPA kha i sawi dik chiah a nia…haha

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    littlerascal Says:

    Fair lo em mai Donkey a inchhuah vek ringawt te chu a!!!!!!!!!!

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  16. 16
    keimah Says:

    Ka chhiar zawng pawhin ka beng a tung deuh hrut hrut mai, K’u RTPA!!

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    Irreplaceable Says:

    Equation 3 khi ka duh zual!!

    Sandman’s theorem 3 is beating around the bush.
    In reality,
    Corruption=RTPA(root cause of all evils prevailing in Mizoram) :)

    @Master RTPA-‘Happily ever after’ tih lampang ringawt mai chuh……a fairy tale eeeeeeeee,mahse sabengtung i(n) ni trep toh e……..

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    Irreplaceable Says:

    evil with s just does not sound right

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    Jorky69 Says:

    Oh yeah van thra em em!!!! Nakinah in hriat vek toh ka ring naa, GIRLS = EVIL equation kha ka rawn post ve ang.

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