A ziaktu hi chu a peih ve ngawt mai. Lo chhiar ve mai mai ru 
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Real Madrid to offer record £85 million for Man Utd striker ‘Own Goal’
Real Madrid have today risked the wrath of Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson by planning an audacious world record bid for prolific Manchester United striker “Own Goal”.
With 10 goals already this season, Goal is Manchester United’s 2nd top scorer, two ahead of perpetually sedated Bulgarian hitman Dimitar Berbatov.
Goal, who regularly partners fellow Utd striker “Dodgy Injury Time Winner” up front, is thought to be flattered by the interest from the Spanish giants.
Own Goal’s agent, Paul Stretford, told reporters, “Of course he’s flattered, but he’s a United player and he’s very happy here.”
Berbatov, who has so far failed to impress at his time at United, has nothing but praise for his fellow striker.
“The manager demands that we score, and Own Goal has come a long way this season, he’s a pleasure to play with, as it means I have to run even less – so I’m obviously chuffed,” concluded the only man alive who makes the Panda look hyperactive.
United’s top scorer, Wayne Rooney, wants to see Own Goal – whose nationality isn’t certain – declare himself for England and play in this years World Cup.
“Heskey, Defoe and Crouch, the three of them can piss off, I want to play up top with Ownie,” said Rooney.
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Read complete article at source: UK spoof news and satire
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February 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
A lo nih tak hi maw le!!! Kei pawh Own Goal hi tunlai chu a khel tha thei ka ti khawp mai.
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February 18th, 2010 at 1:03 am
uk media lam chuh…an fachuam a che thra deuh a an uang ve hle mai a…world cupah hian eng tak ang mo??
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February 18th, 2010 at 1:10 am
own goal nei tur poh hian thiam ve deuh leh nornat ve deuh te hi a ngai a lom…
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February 18th, 2010 at 1:15 am
Own goal hi si khat tho nia, tha ve deuh chu ani..
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February 18th, 2010 at 1:18 am
ve mai mai ru … ve mai mai r’u … rawh u lamtawi hi r’u! Muantea leh Kawnga muthilh hlanin ka lo chet khalh!
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February 18th, 2010 at 1:19 am
Љ δ И ψ й щ ט ى ∑ ♀ ┴ ♂
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February 18th, 2010 at 1:23 am
ok ok ….
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February 18th, 2010 at 1:27 am
#7 @sandman arsenal khel hi chu a moi tiro…mahse…..
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February 18th, 2010 at 1:31 am
@ mifellololo
14 minutes… FC Porto 1, Arsenal 0. Own Goal. Sala.
Office atangin Sop Cast hmangin computer ah ka en mek a… Ka haw tep.
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February 18th, 2010 at 1:32 am
Own Goal-a chu tu maw
inkhel en ve ngai silo hian Arsenal ka tran hlur a animai.
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February 18th, 2010 at 1:42 am
ok SOL CAMPBELL an a rawn equalize chiah e Arsenal tan. lolz. Sol ber kher
1-1. Ka haw dawn, TV ah ka va en zawk teh ang. Gnite vek u le misualdotcommers.
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February 18th, 2010 at 1:48 am
@sandman moi deuh hian an khel a….champion hi a khat raih mai a…
ka lo misual tui ltk a dar zat ka lo en lo a…kn en ve nghal a nge i pol te inkhel chu…. kn own goal-a chu porto ten loan in am lo hoh niang a…
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February 18th, 2010 at 10:29 am
Hehe, an va han ngaihtuah peih e aw.. a ziaktu hian a hlawh hnem leh zek ang chu
Arsenal chu 2-1 in an chak loh tak kha. Emirates-ah 1-0 a an chak pawhin an tlang thei tho ve, Pu Sandman, lo lungngai vak suh. Mahse ka tan miah lo!
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February 18th, 2010 at 10:30 am
kei chu BRAZIL :twisted:
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