Lawm a hlawh bawk a, hei ve hi le….

June 8th, 2010 7:22 am by Jargo

Actual School Excuse Notes:
* My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
* Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
* Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
* Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
* Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
* John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
* Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

* Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
* Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.
* I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wear.
* Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
* Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
* My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
* Please excuse Bob from school from Sep. 1 – Nov. 1, he had to attend a religious sacrificial giving ceremony on Indian grounds.
* I didn’t come to school yesterday because I was feeling like I was going to be sick, but thankfully I wasn’t!

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24 Responses to “Lawm a hlawh bawk a, hei ve hi le….”

  1. 1
    Zephenath Says:

    Tun tum chu comment tawp ber atang chhiara a last ah hian comment teh ang. :)
    A tha/nuihzatthak hlawm e :roll:

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  2. 2
    caribou Says:

    I fiamthu hriat a va changkang ve.

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  3. 3
    nell_maiden Says:

    3na khi ka duh lubux. A calendar hman ka hmuchak ee
    :-D

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  4. 4
    Lersia Says:

    I nui ang. :lol:

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  5. 5
    Lersia Says:

    Thlan lung thu inziak mak tak tak leh nuih tiza tak tak tekha khawnge a awm tak le? :roll:

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  6. 6
    shailendra Says:

    Tha hlawm kher mai…

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  7. 7
    swiftymcvay Says:

    A va han common lo hlom em2 ve le. :mrgreen:

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  8. 8
    piu_piu Says:

    a point tawp ber te khi ka va duh reuh emmmmmm

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  9. 9
    Malawma Says:

    Min va ti hah ve, tha hlawm kher mai.

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  10. 10
    badboy Says:

    :lol:

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  11. 11
    Pc-a Says:

    he he : lo

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  12. 12
    khamrang Says:

    Truck pakhat hnunga in ziak pawh kha . FOR HERE. For Hire ziah tum ni awm tak ani :lol:

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  13. 13
    Rcafanai Says:

    Saptawng chauh in sawi a, Vairengte daia thu intar khu:
    I RAMVAHNA A THEIH LOH tih zuk nia!!

    Hman deuha in post— Bihar driving licence dilna kha a tha ka la ti deuh ber.

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  14. 14
    Diktea_Pa Says:

    ROFLMAOWTIME :lol:

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  15. 15
    chhangte_ll Says:

    :lol:

    Sikul kal peih loh chuan purunsen zailep zak ah zankhua in han dau ula, a tukah khua a sik ngei ngei (Validated by Hostela naupang awm tawh te) :D

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  16. 16
    kook Says:

    Khing Saptang khi a chiang ka ti khawp mai.

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  17. 17
    lushai_er Says:

    :lol:

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  18. 18
    chhak-chhuak Says:

    :D

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  19. 19
    ralte_vahai Says:

    Ka pu, Vawiinah School kal dawn tepah nasa takin ka pum a na thut a, ka rawn kal thei dawn lo va, khawngaih takin chhuti min lo pek theih chuan ka lawm hle ang. A chhan chu ‘Nau awm a ngaih vang a ni’

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    khamguite Says:

    My son not coming to school.His hair growing long.I cut his head.Please execute him.

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  21. 21
    Hanc Says:

    Ha…ha……Lai hrui na urh mai

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    MyskyJoe Says:

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    MyskyJoe Says:

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    MyskyJoe Says:

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