Nupui ka neih hun chuan…

August 25th, 2010 11:23 am by alchemist

Tlangval thianghlim tak la nih lai hi chuan nupui neih hi a chakawm thin a. Thil tam tak min suangtuah tir in, chenna ngaih loh ram fan hi a chakawm hliah hliah thin. Engtik hunah emaw chuan Pathian in min la khawngaih ang a, nupui tha tak min la pe ve mial mahna. Khawnge tlangval hnahkhat hian duhthu kan sam ang e, tawnhriat lo nei tawh Mi(sual) ho khan a la nei lo te hi min han share teh u. Nupui neih hi a nuam viau em?

Nupui ka neih hun chuan:

1. Ka duat ngawt ang (kei zawng ka thaibawih dawn anih hi!! :) ): Ka duat lutuk tur hi a hrehawm zawk. Hun kha leh chen kawppui hmu loin ka lo vakvai tawh a. Ka nupui an nih mai beisei a ka lo mitmei tawh ringawt pawh za tam an liam ta. An liam satliah a ni lo, an duh ber te nen ‘min ngai lo ten an tal e, laikhum zawl ah’! Chilthli tla duah a ka en liam tawh pawh ka chhiar mai seng tawh hek lo. Harsa lo te a miin an ‘kherawlai’ tluk keuh theih laiin, kei ve chuan thapui thawh a ka beih paw’n pakhat pawh ka la bum thlu lo a nia.

Aw Chungnungber, ka kawppui tur awm ang mi min pe ve duh hlauh anih chuan ka duat ngawt ang. Ka duat hlum lo chauh ang. Nupa inhau ri ka hre hnem tawh, thil ho te ah an inhau fo mai. Hun kal tawh, siam that theih tawh si loh avanga an inhauh nasat theih zia te hi aw!!! Ka kawppui tur awm ang mi min han pe teh, nang meuh pawh i inchhir lovang!

2. Ka hmangaih a ni tih hi thu leh chetzia in ka lantir thin ang (Awi, ta deuh deuh chuan!!!! ;) ): In ka chhuahsan dawn apiangin ka hmangaih a ni tih duhthawh taka fawh pahin ka hrilh ziah ang a, hna thawhna atanga ka haw hun ah eng anga chau pawh ni ila, hmangaih takin ka kuah fo ang! Pitar putar kan nih hun mawlh hi ka nghakhlel. A chhan chu, kan inhmuh tirh lai ang tho khan ka la duat ang a, khawlai lenna ah pawh ka la kai fo ang. Chu chuan ka hmangaih zia a lan chian tir dawn avangin. Ka hau ngai hek lovang, hmeichhia te hi kutthlak an lo ngai hauh lo a nih hi. Inhrethiam tawn taka tawngka a sawi fel theih loh hi a awm thei dawn a mi?

3. Ka lerh bo san ngai lovang(tak takin!): Mi(sual) thenkhat ang mai mai hi ka ni dawn lo. Kei chu ka rinawm dawn! Ka duh ber i ni an ti a, an bum thlu te te a, an lerh bo san leh zel tho si. Kei chuan lerh bo san chu sawi loh, ka peih dawn lo hrim hrim. Ka nupui ah hian ka lungawi tawk viau dawn a ni.

4. I’ll make love to her every night (trentren!!): Rawl thar kan nih hlim atanga zan tin ka lo hisap tawh, kum tam a liam hnu pawh a i tan a ka la khek tang tang hi, kan inneih zan atang chuan i tan hian nasa takin ka hmang dawn a ni!!:) Sual a ni tawh dawn si lo a, Kohhran leh society remtihna thlapin kan han che thin dawn chu a nia leh! A va nuam dawn em! Khuanu khawngaihna a zarah ka hrisel tha a, thiante ho paw’n ka chak tha an ti. Ka chaw lak a that em avang pawh a niang, ka sen suah a, ka in fit em em a, dik tak a sawi chuan ka nung a ni. Sex hman nawm zia chu a thuphung chuan ka lo hre tawh thin, mah se… a tak tluk a awm thei lovang. Ka lerh bo san ngai dawn loh avangin ka nupui tan ka ‘neinung’ reng dawn a, nupa nun hlim nan a thil pawimawh tak te zing ami, sex hi a nuam thei ang berin zantin ka hmanpui thin dawn a ni (a peih chhung chu).

5. A pasal ka nih theih avangin Pathian hnenah lawmthu a sawi thin ang(va’n nuam dawn em!): India ram khawpui hrang hranga an zirchianna atanga an thil hmuhchhuah chu, India hmeichhia pasal nei tawh te hian an nun bul tan tha leh thei dawn se za a 70 dawn chuan an pasal te an neih duh tawh loh tur thu an sawi a. Mizoram ah ngei pawh mahni kawppui te a lungawi lo, a bikin hmeichhia an tam em em. Inhriatthiamna leh hmangaihna an tlachham a ni. Kei erawh zawng, min nei duh an awm phawt chuan lungawi loh chu sawi loh, a pasal ka nih theih avang hian lawmthu a sawi thin dawn a ni. Ka duat ang a, ka hmangaih ang a, ka lerh bo san ngai dawn loh avang leh ka duh zia tihlan nan zan tin a ‘duhkhawp thleng rak’ ka chet pui thin dawn avangin lawmthu sawi lo thei a ni dawn lo!!

Thubelh: Chhungkua hi a lo pawimawh hle mai. Chhungkaw tha tak din tur chuan nulat tlangval lai atanga bul lo tan daih hi a ngai dawn a nih hi. Mizoram hian nu leh pa tha, inhmangaih tawn a, hmangaihna nen veka fate enkawl thin a mamawh a ni. Hetiang mi nu leh pa hi ni theuh thei ila, Zoram nuam chu kan hlat lovang.

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  1. 101
    badboy Says:

    jewel: ka ti hmasa ziah lo che aw :lol:

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  2. 102
    Jewel Says:

    @badboy vin zakteilo iam2 tak e ooo..i pa ka silh donnn..aaaleh!! :twisted:

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  3. 103
    Lersia Says:

    @ Lal badboy a tlai tawlh tawlh a i thu a nawi tawlh tawlh mei :)
    I va kai tawh awm reuh ve … I nun a pawm haw leh deih mai tur che nia… :lol:

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  4. 104
    Kymkym Says:

    hahahahahaha :D

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  5. 105
    Jewel Says:

    @Lersia :lol: :lol: :lol:

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  6. 106
    Frost Says:

    An nupa kha an inthen dawn a, an nu chuan chhuah pahin kawngka bulah khan a mawngbawr ben taih taih pahin ‘ui fu lo maw?’ a rawn ti pek a, an pa lah chuan ‘FU E’ alo dut mai!

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  7. 107
    As_Khiangte Says:

    alchemist, i sawi ang tak khian i hlen chhuah theih ka duhsak che, mahse i rin ang hi chu a ni vek kher lo ang ;)

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  8. 108
    Mr. TSA Says:

    https://www.matrimonialbank.com/jokes.html

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  9. 109
    sillyBoy Says:

    Mizo tena kan hriat fuh loh chu nupuite thu awi thiam leh inchhung khur sekrek khawih taima pa ho hi thaibawi kan ti thla ngawt zel. A ni miah lo. Nupui ka neih ve hunah kei pawh ka nupui thu ka awih ngawt ang :lol:

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  10. 110
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    sillyboy, #92 ka ziah khi enge i ngaihdan?

    Kan hmangaihna te hi chetzia mai ni lovin, tawngkam pawh hian kan sawi fo hi a tha ka ti khawp mai. Mi hmaa in chawimawi tawn te hi mi hmuhah a mawiin keimahniah pawh in hnaih zual zelna thlen thei tu a ni tlat. In chawimawi tih hian in fak arkek tur tihna lam a kawk lo ania…

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  11. 111
    sillyBoy Says:

    #110, Pu HV, full support. Tlangval mai ka la ni a, nupui ka la nei lo, expi ala awm si lo. Mahse, ka ngaihdan dik tak a ni lawi si.

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  12. 112
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    sillyboy, i ngaihdan tho a nih kalo rin sa reng a ni e :)

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  13. 113
    mc_ralte Says:

    alchemist chu UILIAM-a ni ve mai awm i nih hi mawle.. i Thinlai ten an lo Lunglai ve si loh che avanga i UILIAM tak an tam hmel em mai. Tak taka i neih hun chuan duat mawlh rawh, Thaibawih tih te mai mai zawng a na lo lutuk, ngamloh neih rau rauvah Hmangaihber te ngamloh chu na lo tak a ni; thenawmpa ngamloh tih hleihloh.

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  14. 114
    Jewel Says:

    #113 “ngamloh neih rau rauvah Hmangaihber te ngamloh chu na lo tak a ni; thenawmpa ngamloh tih hleihloh” hi mawi ee :D

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  15. 115
    ultimate Says:

    IN HUR….!!

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  16. 116
    Lersia Says:

    Nupui te chu tlai tin vua ila, kan vuak loh tumin an lawm thei lutuk an ti.. :)

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  17. 117
    Lily_parmawia Says:

    Min duat loh chuan ka duat bik omlo eeeeee…

    Gain:Gain situation angai tihna.
    Gain:Loss chuan ka peih reng don bik lo rengs hihihi

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  18. 118
    Godspeed Khawlhring Says:

    sorkar hna laknaa interview….thingtlang kil berah pawh ka thawk hreh lo anga, rinawm takin ka thawk ang a…..

    tih vel ka hriatchhuah zawk chu le….chutiang chu i nih loh kan beisei :-):-)

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  19. 119
    funny Says:

    Whenever an intelligent man makes any important decision, he closes his eyes, think a lot, uses his head.. and finally does what his wife says :D

    ka message dawn.

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  20. 120
    Godspeed Khawlhring Says:

    Nupui tur te chu han hmeltha em em hle phawt mai se….pi leh pu te’n “nungchang chu a siam theih hmel chu a siamtheih loh” an lo tih kha :-):-)

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  21. 121
    mermaid Says:

    I nupui tur chu a van vannei don ve… :-)

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  22. 122
    hiho Says:

    Ka ten lutuk . Ka chhiar vel peih lo kei Mipa tui pawlh loh hian.

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  23. 123
    thiana Says:

    khitiang suangtuahna kan neih lai kha a lo va hlu ta em !

    Duhthu sam chu a thiang alawm, sam ang diak diakin a thleng lo mai pawh a.

    Virgin-a inneih tluk chu a awm lo, ‘gin loh pawhin Pathian leh A Kohhrante hmaah “thihnain min then hma loh zawng” kan tih tawh avangin mipa takin hmalamah kal mai se, thu mu tawh hnu kaithova buai thar fo ai chuan a fuh zawk ka rinpui.
    Post-tupa ka duhsak e.

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  24. 124
    Jennifer Lo Says:

    #117 lily, chawplehchilh a peklet ai chuan khawlkhawm a a pung nen lakchhuaH OR duh hun2 a lakchhuah zeuh2 a thra zoklo maw, DUAT chu bank a dah angah ngaila dah mial2 mai rawh le, a bo dawn hleinem i hriatlohin a lo pung thur don lom, i dahluh rual a interest nen a capital nen lakchhuah nghalzel te chu bank anhlawk awmlo em a, anduh bik lo ang :D:D

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  25. 125
    hramtea_pa Says:

    Nupui i neih hun chuan tiang (stick) lian chi leh te chi nei ngei la, tiang lian khan vaw fo la, tiang te a i vuak hunah a lawm hle mai ang :-)

    I in fit hmel bawk a, inneih zan chuan i CHIAH zankhua thei ngeiin zuk ring a mawle…. :D:D

    Nupa karah chuan inrinhlelhna hi a pawi thui thei ber. Chutiang a thlen loh nan fimkhur tur. Mipa chu kan in fit rei, nula lah an chhe lo tawlh2 bawk si, chuvangin kan nupui te hi an inchei sexy reng tur a ni a, sam style leh hmai hnawih tih ang chi lamah pawh insum tir reng reng loh tur….kan ti ve ani e, kei thai a zawnga bawih ber mai hian…. :-)

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  26. 126
    The Real Says:

    Helai chu Jewel in nuam a ti hle mai :lol:

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  27. 127
    Tualvungi Says:

    I nupui nih a va nuam dawn ve aw…. mahse i duat leh lutuk ang a i duat sual vek mai nga!! Ka rawn comments tlai ve chhap chhaps riau lo maw…midangin an chhiar vak tawh lo ang a, a zia zawk fu ang ..te ka ti mai2 a..

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