Khawhar hnem ah… 😀 😀
1. I omkhua a har chang leh lungngaihna i tawh changin vanlam hawila, i nghawng a kham hunah i duhtawk dawn nia….
2. Naupang 1 hi a ke a bilha…… tengtere a eia thur a ti raps…
3. I kor bangkok cuak, i lukhum Shillong, i mawja Japan, i kekawr kathmandu, i pheikhok..china, nangmah…..balma…ha ha
4. Pathlawi nula bem,,, kei cu zeilo ltka tih pahin a phawrh luau mai….
5 . Cyndy Crawford khuavang a nih hi
6. Voina kan hmeh chu maw..Ant-tramp, boke-bone, Ching-eat, By-being, My-ant, some-trok, Doll-rape, Eye-do, My-pole, Raw-twi, Cha- cock ,Are-sha, , Vogue-shaa,we-sha, sha-check…cial viau lo maw…
7. WINE FLU danglamna Khuh leh hahchhiau in a in kai ve theih loh,
No ¾ velin a kai theih…
Mask a ngailo, GLASS chiah a ngai…!!!ha ha ha….
8. Tunah hian khawvel hmi tamtak an thi a, lungngaiin an tapa, mi tam tak Hlimin an lawm bawka, A LERH ZUALIN SMS ..an chhiar mek bok..ha..ha
9. Pastor nupui neihlim poh kha fa neih hml tht loh hian hlau khopa, a nupui a mutpui zoh veleh an nu kap chu a hup saka, ‘Lalpan Malsawm rawhse’ a ti….
10. Nula leh TV 1 pawh kha thlnmual ah chance an nei ve a, an che nasa deuh a ni ang an zawh meuh chuan, nula mawng ah ‘RALTAWNI KUM 70’ tih a inchhu kulh mai….:-)
11. Davida khan Goliatha kha vawmthelh ta se Davida kha a chaklo awt awt ngawt ang chu…..
12. Sunday sikul secty, hetng hian pol a siamrem : Pu TMa khan pawl 4 na nuho kha lo pawl sela, Pu Rina khan a ti rei thei deuha Pawl 9 na tleirawl ho kha lo pawlse tin Pu Zova khan a tiring thei deuha Pawl 2na Pitar ho kha lo pawl rohse….ha ..ha
13. Thianzaho pawh kha ram ah an kala..kawngkoi ah Savawm an hmuthut hlau ltk,
Tihngaihna hrelo “weuzz nei lian ve”.
14. Putar 1 kutkhur nasa ltk pawh kha, a zun lain vawithum a vawrtawp a thleng hman….;-)
15. I TAWNGTAINA chu KEKORTE ang tur a ni, a toi emaw a sei emaw poh ni selang a FUNKIM tur a ni..
16. Tualte vanglai a vawkpui tawnthey poh kha an tawngthy my2..t hyn zu han t a.. ‘chiu rai chu ka duhlo, min a tiha tih kan chak ve m2a’
17. Gaihzawng 1 aitam nei hi STAR PLUS an ti a. Nula in an ngaihzawng an ban tawhte hi X-MEN an ti
18. Ka zohna che hi chhan a har a nih pawhi aw aih tih talin min hrilh hram dawnnia, ka tan sawi nuam tak nilo mahse he thu kamkhat chauh hi a nia, ‘CAWMHLAWM VE THO T RO I NIH’
19. Bus Accident 1 poh kha a chuangte an muhil veka, an harh leh chuan an lo thi vek toh…
20. A xoi avanga a luh theihloh chuan chil hnawm la, xut xut la, a khawng hun ah a kawbulah uluk takin chuktuah la, uluk takin thun ang che,,,,cu2 alom hriau thil dan cu…thiam toh angem?
21. French : de tourle paus tamen.
Spanish : le monte rus laramoen.
Mexicn : gretio tafuie do senior.
Korean : takha shi yuen nye sche
Mizo : Kal mai teh!
22. Eng anga hmun cangkang leh nuam ahpawh zin la e, i ek a chhuah chuan a nuam chuanglo ange!!….
23. Kristain Hlabua hla haihawt ber : Lallukhum leh Lal thuthleng i rawn kalsan
Hla Piannalhlo ber : Lalpa Lawn gang mai ka ni
Hla sexy ber : Zan a lo thleng meke muang lovin bei ru
Hla inlamlet rang ber :an pianglo an piang leh…
Hla hnai ber : Hetah nunna tui a luang.
Hla hnianghnar ber : Kan velah buh laktur tamtak a hmin ta e
24. Kul deuh takin, uluk tawkin, zawi sap chungin, i thninlung zawng zawng in ……maimitchhing chungin…………………… “PINGPIH” han ti teh…….
25. Motor chhunga nopang ninhlei hian chetsualna a siamthei ang bokin Motor chhunga chetsual hian naupang a siam thei…….
January 27th, 2011 at 11:05 pm
haha… Va khaw 1o hlawm mai mai tak ve 1e…
January 27th, 2011 at 11:05 pm
No 6 na khi ka dh ltk…lol awk awk awk lol
January 27th, 2011 at 11:08 pm
#8 na, khawvel hmi? K va bo ve… Call hawk?
January 27th, 2011 at 11:08 pm
No.4 khi ka duh latuk 😀 😀
January 27th, 2011 at 11:09 pm
Latuk ka hre lo, albert.
January 27th, 2011 at 11:09 pm
hahaha…..that ve hi le 😀
January 27th, 2011 at 11:13 pm
No.10&12 khiiiiiii….ka nui kaih dawnnnnn hahaha 😀 😀 😀
January 27th, 2011 at 11:13 pm
kawnga, hei competition a awm dawn tlat..kan post lamah tran a ngai dawn. Hetah hian intih thu ka tum zet a, ka duh leh lo 🙂 I tan ka rinawm duh zawk!! lol
January 27th, 2011 at 11:15 pm
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January 27th, 2011 at 11:17 pm
Post tu pa chu dawng khawlo thei hle maia..amah pawh hi a khawlo hle ni tur a ni…ha ha 😀 😛 (N) (N) (N)
January 27th, 2011 at 11:18 pm
19 na khi ka duh lutuk!
January 27th, 2011 at 11:19 pm
Hahaha…..min va ti nui nasa deuh ve Hmela (C)
#5@Zorempui ‘Latuk’ tih khi i trawngkam bungrua anih khi 😀
January 27th, 2011 at 11:19 pm
van ho mai mai e aw! Daikal pahin kan khi suk suk mai. 😉
January 27th, 2011 at 11:20 pm
No. 3 khi a tûl lo.
A bak chu a tha e.
🙂 😀 😀 😀 😀
January 27th, 2011 at 11:22 pm
Ouh…kawlhawk a ziah amo k ti ngot a (comment#3), zodinthara lek lo ni a….junior lehnghal…ka comment ho khi k comment leh lo.. Hmmmp..
January 27th, 2011 at 11:25 pm
~ anil kapoor a hmuihmul lem
` superman a van lam pan a a thlok lai, hla deuh atanga lo lak
January 27th, 2011 at 11:27 pm
Mi pakhat pawh a mumangah vawkchaw an pek tira a tuk zanah a muhil ngam tawhlo :thatchhe latuk: 😛
January 27th, 2011 at 11:29 pm
#12, asterik, feishbuk a ka trongkam hi mishual a k trogkam a ni kher lou o..ve latuk a che.. ;-D
January 27th, 2011 at 11:29 pm
#Junior em2 mi mi5ual hi ka hmuhchhuah maw te ka lo tia…hmmm
January 27th, 2011 at 11:30 pm
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kan sir in bawngpui lem ziak rawh min ti a,ka ziaka mahse a lo tlanbo hman nih hi. A tlanna kawng khi in hmu em?
January 27th, 2011 at 11:31 pm
#14 khi a tha e ..adang chu a tul lo 🙂
January 27th, 2011 at 11:34 pm
Fiamthu mah nise, khitiang inhmuhsitna chiangkuang ltk – No 3 ang chi khian ka nuih zu tiza ngai hauh lo a…! Burma=> balma=>nghapih=>etc…
January 27th, 2011 at 11:42 pm
ReMpY, @15 – 😉 (Y)
January 27th, 2011 at 11:42 pm
thra khop mai..mahse a trawngkam hman khi chhiar a har deuh tlat, sms trawngkam leh misual a trawngkam hman hi chu a dang thrin…… a thra e kan ti nawn leh teh ang, ka nui nasa khop mai
January 27th, 2011 at 11:43 pm
Fiamthu is fiamthu, c’mon… :-/
January 27th, 2011 at 11:51 pm
Oink…Mut a hun ta tlat mai..naktuk lamah kn hoh cunzom dn nia…mangthaz wek u..! (K)
January 27th, 2011 at 11:53 pm
nia, ReMte, fiamthu chu fiamthu, huat/laknat loh tur… Ka nuih tiza thei lo ka sawi mai2 mawle…
No 4 kka rui dawn… 0oh! No 4 khian min tirui dawn :p
January 27th, 2011 at 11:55 pm
14 khiiiii….. Hit ltk. A zung zo chu a zawi thei ngawt ang cu 😀
January 27th, 2011 at 11:55 pm
Keipawh Zoremi mut a chhuak chuan ka mut a chhuak ve, ka mu ve dawn 😉
January 27th, 2011 at 11:55 pm
#1 Masi fatu naah a kal ve a, an chem neihchhun Samurai a keng chhuak ve a purun var sin chi an lo kheh tir a sin le…
#2 Nupa fa nei thei lo pawh kha an in entir ve a. Doctor khan , “in uar tawk lo aniang” a lo ti a. Nu ber chuan, “Uiii, uiii, All India ah hian kan uar ber ang!” a ti hawr2 vel.
#3 Misual ho hi Sailova hla “Vanglaini te hi hmandan thiam a va pawimawh em” tih lo chhuah dan kan hrilh ang che u. Pa1 ekchhuak lutuk pawh khan Vanglaini news a pawt thla hlawk a, an huanah chuan a e ta a. A ek kham veleh vanglaini news a a mawng ek a hruk pah chuan lawm tak maiin “Vanglaini hi hman dan thiam a va pawimawh em..!” a ti nui vur2.
#4. Thatchhe thufing-“I tih tur ti mai thin suh, tih a ngai leh lo maithei ania.”
#5. Awr puar pakhat pawh hi inawhhlum a tum ve a, a nghawng tawkin hrui a suih a, a lu lamah a pit daih!. Pa pa1 pawh hian bus a hijack ve a, a rui leh si, a vaw nek…
January 28th, 2011 at 12:01 am
3 na 😛
January 28th, 2011 at 12:02 am
#30 bus hijack khi 🙂 🙂 (Y)
January 28th, 2011 at 12:06 am
Russel Peters-a fiamthu hi lo en ve thin ula, tichuan hnam tin hian hnam dang hi fiamthu thawh nan kan inhmang tawn theuh tihte hi lo hre ve tawh teh u… (N)
January 28th, 2011 at 12:08 am
Lerh anih mai chu 😛 (N)
Ka chhiar nuih vun vunhlawm chu a 🙂
January 28th, 2011 at 12:13 am
@33, Russel Peters-a fiamthu hi chu nuih pui thei lo tam tak chu an awm ngei ang mawle, a bikin conservative ho tak2 tan hian a ngeiawm thei ngawt ang.
January 28th, 2011 at 12:15 am
Hetiang ang post, min tihlim a min tinui thei hi chhiar a nuam. A hahdamthlak bawk. A post tupa ka LIKE e. Ka va nui nasa tak em…. 😀
January 28th, 2011 at 12:20 am
wonderboy #33 ni e 🙂 (Y)
January 28th, 2011 at 12:23 am
fiamthu zahmawh deuh sawi ka chak hle mai 😀
January 28th, 2011 at 12:24 am
@35, mi conservative tan fiamthu a awm ve thei lo!! midang an fiamin a nui nasa ber ber leh deuh sawh ber ber ah an tang ang, an mahni lampang hawi zawng a fiamthuah erawh chuan a thinrim ber berah an tang leh thung si ang!! Russel Peters a pawh hian a fiamthu tam zawk ah hian Indian leh Canadian ho hi a kap tam ber!!
January 28th, 2011 at 12:24 am
1.Dr. ho kan kap ve ange…Vanlalsailova kha Dr.**** kha’n a en a, confi kha a ti deuh a niang ! Enge i tih thin, khawi khua nge tih a zawh khan……”I la lar em em ang” a ti an tih chu!
2. Mimi pawh kha a zunkawng tha lo kha Dr.**** kha a in entir ve a!
Dr :Fate hi i pai a ni lo maw ?
Mimi:Nula ka la ni a !
Dr : Nula pawh an rai ve thei tho a lawm….
A chhuah hnu khan kha nu kha Tv. velah ka hmu tawh thanin ka hria a la ti zui! ( Khawih thluk loh hmel ve a sin)
@Kawnga ka phatsan che tihna a ni lo a nia..I post a heavy tawh em mai 🙂
January 28th, 2011 at 12:25 am
Nuihzat thlak viau naa, mahse Kristian hlabu kau khat ve deuh a ni mai thei. LOLZ
I Lalthutthleng leh Lallukhum i rawn kalsan KHB No. 82. (H)
January 28th, 2011 at 12:27 am
Russel Peters sawi tak ah chuan.. Russel hian mizo te hi min han hre ve mai se engtinge aw min tih nag?(min hmusit ngot in ka ring) a fiamthu a a kah ngungber te pa2 Indian leh Chinese. Kan hmel in Chinese amg bok si Indian kan ni bok si.Min kap na thei ngot in ka ring. (Ka rindan mai2 nih hi).
January 28th, 2011 at 12:28 am
Heng Dr. zinga pakhat hi an tia lawm…an Dept. changtu Minister kha a lo hre ve pek lo….
Minister : Nang naktuk ka zinna-ah min zui rawh aw…!
Dr : Ka hman lo mi zai tur ka ngah lutuk !
(A thiante’n an hrilh hnuah chuan “Minister hi an lo va LAL awm ve a?” a ti !
January 28th, 2011 at 12:32 am
Heng kan pu te Dr-ho hian Europian Cup kha an en ve a, an World Cup sawi hmiah hmiah mai bawk a….Brazil Team lo zawng pawl te pawh an awm awm a sin maw le….
January 28th, 2011 at 12:35 am
Kan thawh belh leh te’ng…
#1. Arte1 pawh hian arte dang * deuh mai hi a nei a, a duh reuh lutuk a, a duh thu hrilh ve ngei a duh ve sia. Ni1 chu an pa2 chauh hian an awm dun a, a * hnenah chuan “CHIAP” a ti.
#2. Vawk2 hian ek an ei a:
Vawk1 na: Thiana ti hian mi ek hi kan ei kan ei a, miin kan ek an ei ve duh si lova.
Vawk2 na: I trawp lutuk, thil ei laiin ek an sawi ngai lo.
#3. Midum pa3 hian pheichham an man hlauh mai a. Pheichham chuan in duh2 pakhat theuh sawi ula ka pe ang che u a ti a. A hmasa ber chuan ngo kha a lo chak lutuk a, “min ti ngo rawh” a ti a, tichuan a lo ngo ta a. A pa2 na pawh chuan ngo a duh ber a, a ni pawh chu a ngo ve leh ta a. A pa3 na chu a lo nui a lo nui a, “Nang kha! nui2 lo khan i duh sawi vat rawh” a ti a. A pa3 na chuan, “Ka thiante hi a hma ami ang khan ti dum leh rawh” a ti a, tichuan an vai chuan ngai an awh leh ta vek alawm.
#4. Nula thau deuh mai pa1 pawh hian pasal a nei ve dawn a, a mo kawr chu pawn ni sa hnuaih a pho a, an thenawm te chuan, “Thosilen i su a mi?”….
January 28th, 2011 at 12:37 am
(N) (N)
January 28th, 2011 at 12:44 am
Rilru nei deuh chuan comedian search leh hun a mi tur an lo thlang hngauh hngauh ang chu 😉
@43 ami Dr tho hi nih hmel ‘Apa ka pum na’ …. ‘Naktukah OPD ah lo kal rawh’ :-O
January 28th, 2011 at 12:50 am
Ka va han nui nasa hlawm mai mai em! @BMW & @Lushai_er, helamah kan insawn dial hlawm ang chu.. 😀
January 28th, 2011 at 12:51 am
Isuan, Petera hnenah “ Li thuk lam pan la Len deng rawh “ a tih khan Petera khan “Kaaal lll mai teh” lo ti se chu kha tiang zat Sangha kha a man awm silova ti raw.
January 28th, 2011 at 12:54 am
Three stages of married life :
1. Tri-weekly
2. Try Weekly
3. Try Weakly
😀 😀 😀