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TuaiSialA hian nula hnen atanga ka text message dawn thlum berah chuan hetiang hi ka dawng zu ti a
“Ne tih? ten tawp che”

An nula rimnaah an bâwl a, “Sihal hrâm dan han zir teh,” an ti a, thûm deuhin, “Shihal…shihal..” a ti ringawt.

@ReMpY: I bulah sawi duh pakhat ka nei a, mahse, ngaihzawng emaw, pawm lai i nei a nih pawhin khawngaihin min huat phah lo hram dawn nia. Ka sawi duh chu hei hi a ni – Satel sa i ei thin em? True story.

Tuaipuia nge nge mi i tihlim leh ta e!
Nepali kristian pakhat pawh zaikhawmnaah khan tui tawkin mitchhing diar diara kutbeng chungin(…hruaitu chak i ni fawm) tih kha …hruaitu chakei nufa tih khan a lo sa ve char2.

ReMpY_ScisSoR hi chu a ngaihna awm lo ve..nu viau tura ngaih hi a bula mut a hahthlak lutuk, hma lam a rawn hawi leh a irh khum a, a hnung chhawn leh vawih khum a, huizzz

Tin , thildang daih, hmanni a min rawn txt tu kha, ka thatlohna a chhuak a, ka serhin ka vawih ka vawih zel rawn ti tu kha tunge i nih? inpuang rawh

Hets..GoihGoih, fiamthu ah tenawm telh loh tur… No gross jokes..a hmân tawh.
Ka jokes hriat ka ron dah ve dawn, loks….

Ka pawn lam landan leh ka nihdan ka insawi duh nangni mi(sual) ho zingah hian. Ka vun rawng hi hang an tih aia mawk hret, ka hmel hi a englai mai pawh hi tha lam aia chhe lam an tih pawl zawk hi a ni a, chutih rual chuan chuai chu ka la nei ve chuan ka la hre ve fan.
Midangin an tih ve theihloh ka theih ve tlat chu talent ropui tak, mahni banphak zuan phak loh na hi a ni

Tuaisiala pawh sap papakhatin a apple eibang a pe ve a, chak tak chungin mahse, politely in ” i ate equal to thanks” ti ve top.

Excise Deptt. ah khan a va interview ve a
Interviewer: Zu i in ngai em?
Applicant : in tur in nei nghal a mi?

Heng ka jokes te hi copy leh chhuah chhawn ka phal lo ania.
– Zîng dâr 9 vêlah a pa’n a kaitho dâwn a, “Mama..” a ti tan dêk dêk a, “Aw..aw…aw. Ka
hria..ka hria. Mut rei chu pachhiatna, ninawm!” tih pahin a tho vut vut mai mawle.
-Thaibawih pakhat pawh kha an nu a zin a, an nu chuan zânah rawn phone-in, “Mu rawh,” a rawn ti a, khumah a dive lût nghâl.
– A mu rei lutuk a, zîng dâr 10 vêlah a pa chuan, “Bawiha, thawh châkna rilru hi i nei ve em?” a rawn ti a, ani chu, “Neilo..” tiin thlamuang takin a la mu.

ReMpY_ScisSoR #70: haha, copy cat, lol…copy lo bawk chhuah chhawng lo bawk ang, copy rights reserved..lolz

ReMpY_ScisSoR @ #49 khi keimahah chuan a hit ber…a thiannu kaw lo lutuk khi!!!!

ka nuih in ti za tawp

A dang pakhat leh..

Sunday School zirtirtu hian, naupangte hnenah, “Tunge Sakeibaknei pukah lut a, him taka chhuak leh thei?” a ti a. Naupang pakhat hian, ring tak-in,“ Sakeibaknei” lo ti vat a. 😛

Tun thla fiamthu zet chuan min tinui nasa ngei mai. Aduhi chu a mupui leh musepin i kap a ni maw? Bonus mawlh khian ka nuih a tiza. A thlawna inphurh khi. Kum khat chhung inphurh chu peihawm loh eee. Comment ka chhiar a, ka nui chur chur mai.

“Khawi khua nge i nih?”
“Van bawng”
“Nang?”
“A beng” :-S

Pitar Theihai kung atanga tla khan a lu a sawh a, Dr. Pakhat kha an entir a. Test result en pah chuan Dr. Xxxxxx Chuan, “Ka pi i lawn leh hunah helmet khum tawh rawh aw” a lo ti a. (True Story)

Pa pakhat pawh khan a hmuiah khawihli lianpui a nei a a kawh luau

(Y) 😀

Nula senior pawh kha, a hnu-te an ensak a, a hmur chiah alo awm tawh a..a hnute tui an han exam chu, alo expire tawh leh nghal a… 😛

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TuaiSialA # 😀 😀 😀

LalTuai! #81 chu lehh…nuih bom a pek hong chiang hleeee…wahahaha 😀

Hit hlawm mang e aw..! 😀 😀

VaiVa pawh a chutih lawr vak lo a niang. Navy-a a intlar dawn khan sàn zâwng tehna hnuaiah, “Khawnge maw sàn zâwng tehna hi a awm le..?” tiin a vei tlang a vei tlang mai mawle..

Nau a vei a, a sang a sang a, a sang chhuak thei mai si lo. A na ti thinrim lutuk chuan, “Vawi khat ka sang leh ang a, a la chhuah loh fo chuan ka sang tawh lovang,” a ti vel.

#75 a phone chu va chiang lo awm tak ve…min ti nui nasa 😀
pa pakhat pawh kha a hmelkha chhe ve ngang mai a,a upa tawh bok sia cooker ah nithum leh zanthum an phit tir a, an han hawng chu ka tui a va hal em…la rawn ti vel maw le

Pitar pakhat tui khur hnara e pawh kha, a e khama a haw daih.

ReMpY pawh a fêngchhîng lutuk a, a nu’n a hau a.
“Zorempui, hnute langin pawnfèn fêng tawh suh!”

Lalpa: Liana hna i thoh that avangin lawmman atan i chawi theih zat2 rangkachak ka pe ang che.
Liana: …..hmmm… thlakhat vel tal exer lak phot a theih angem? 😀

kha tlangval tilmu pathum nei kha a mangang leh sia .Dr hnenah a kal . a sawi tlang tawp hreh deuh khan “ka pu i til mu leh ka til mu belhkhawm hi panga chiah a ni ” a va ti . .Dr in a en vung vung a “vala til mu pakhat chauh elo i neih pali a sin ka neih” lo ti daih .

Ka moden ah chukchu a lut ziah mai hi

Nuih tiza ber of the year ah ka puang e, he post leh comments te hi.

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thinchhe pakhat pawh kha….inchhunga a chhungte awmdan zawng zaawng a sawisel vek hnuu pawh khan a la lungawi lo….pawnah kopang zun khuma a zun lai chuan van a arsi lo eng chiai chu a hmu a…’tul teh tuar lo e’ a ti sup

ha ha ha dangdai tiah tiah, fiamthu chu a quality fresh kher mai (Y) (Y) (Y) like very much

mipa tilte hi a vawhawtu an ti.

Pitar: ka pi chhuna damdawi in zuar em?
Dawrkai: Zuarlo, Dr. Manguri hnenah zu kal rawh.
Pitar: (a mipa naupang puaklai kawh pah chuan) Heite hi maw ka kal pui ang. (Naute hming kha chhunkunga lek 🙂 )

TS-a nula play ve dan: Khawlaia bawng ek lamah pawh tung2 pahin ‘ ka rah tir dawn che’

midang tih thinrim duh tan chuan Vanglaini magazine-a “ek kan paih thei” column-a number khawi emaw berah, “ne tih?ek paih mi? ei zo vek mi? puar mi? nangmah uih them2 mi?” han ti chhin teh u, chi loh tak a ni 😛

Mi pakhat pawh kha mi pahnih

vai tawng kha an thiamlo awm mai2, lu thin ngher2 ciah thiam.

tlangval pa1 pawn yma tlawmngaihna kha an la thupui mai2, a pa a borala, thlan lai turin a insiam vel..

a chhas nen chance an nei don .a thian ten i fawp ngam lo ang. an ti . ngam ltk in duh leh min lo en dawn nia a tia .a thian te chuan chance an pe ta .an thu dun ta ran mai .fawp ve ringawt dawn a . a lo duh si lo, a ngawi vang vang a .a thian ten an en ru thap tih kha hre si . ” tun ah hian ka fawp don che a .i duh loh chuan kei pawh ka mualpho ang nang pawh i mualpho ang lo che miah suh .a pawi zawk ang ” te ti vel .

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Ṭhahnemngai takin nui leh phawt mai teh ang
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NU: “Valte, in phai zin chu vaitawng in thiam si lova in che buai awm?”
FAPA:”Umhhh,buailo vaiho an buai zawk.” 😀

Pa pakhat haihawt lutuk poh kha awww…..a mak a ni.

Rempy pawh kha,,,an arimathai mai mai khawpah,,kapernaum

Shakti kapoor han pa zia hi

Kawlbahra

he heee

Tehkhawng

Hlang chunga chuang

Lungleng kurtai thlum tui tak pu zomawia ten an chah thleng leh ta,first come first serve,cigarette smoking is injurious to health

Tualte vanglai a hmelchhia poh kha a hmelchhe ve ngotin k ring thrin.

#148, 😀 😀

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BP ka check thei e

Mangtha vek ule,,thu kam hnih khat sawi tur erawh ka nei lo,,chakde india,

Pangti,
StaY wiT mE,
don’T faLL sleeP toO sOoN,
the anGeLs can wAit for A momenT.. (W)
eeh..! 😀

Chuti khan, ka han soi zom ag a..
He dawrpui ah hian la cham hrih chak hle mah ila, hmun hran hran pan tur ka la ngah sia, hreh takin k insiam mek a, chu! ka kal na tur rel pawh a kiu ruai2 toh a, mamoh lam zuai tura ron chawl mah ni ila, titi a kal ta riau a, tum aia rei ka thru khotlai taaa… Ka bungraw duh ka lam kim toh a, ka sum ron ken k hmag zo toh a, ka kal phot ag e..
Khawvel hi a mum miau a, ka vah kual ka vah kual cuan ron tei luh leh nolh ni poh ka la nei fo ta ve ang…khualzin mai k ni si, ka kal ta nge…inhmuh leh hma mangtha u…. 🙂 (K) …He ka thliah loh par hi ka lo kir leh hma zong lo chom tha ag ceu… (F)
tih hi
bangah a lo inxiak a!

Ngo leh han lam kha an sawi khawm laih laih a, a ni lah hang chi a lo ni ve si. A thian ten ” Nang tluk a hang pawh an tam ve tho a lawm” ti khan an hnem ve a. A ni chu a ngawi vang vang a ” Ka hang hrim hrim hi chu ka la hrethiam, mahse ka TLE tel kher kher hi chu hriat thiam har ka ti a ni” a ti ve tlat 🙂 Hepa hi a HANG-TLE em tak bawk a, a thian ten hnem ngaihna an hre bik lo 🙂

“Kapa, nupui neih man hi engzatnge ni reng reng”?
“Ka hre lo, ka fapa, tun thleng in a man ka la pe tlauh tlauh chu a nih hi”

Kum 30 an inneih hnuah thi tep in khumah a mu a. “Ka thih hnuah pasal dang i nei leh angem?”
“Ka hre lo le….. “a ngawi vang vang.
“Kan Inah hian i awm pui a ngem?”
“Ka hre lo le…”
“Kan khumah hian i mut pui a ngem?”
“Ka hre bik lo.. chutiang ngaihtuah a tul lo, mu hahdam rawh”
“Ka car hi i khalh tir angem?”
“Khalh lo vang, Volvo a nei a lawm”

haha a tawp ber rangkachak khi ka duh reuh lutuk.

Pa pakhat pawh khan inkhawm banah an biak in tual zawlah an pastor nupui a lo chibai a..an pastor chuan, ‘in inhria elo..a tia..chupa chuan, ‘ hria e, kan naupan laiin kan inlu lem lem thin a..a ti..hahahaha