Mi(sual) thil sawi thenkhat

May 23rd, 2011 3:15 pm by darkhuanga

Post title vuah dan tur pawh ka thiam lo, lo chhiar ve phawt mai teh u.

1. Lalruatkim, do you want punishment?
“Yes sir”
(Lalruatkima hi class 3 naupang a ni a, english medium a a kal tirhin “want” tih awm zia a hria a, punishment hi enge a hre lo a niang, a hnuah chuan a ri pawp)

2. My U Siami is in Zarkawt Pu Lal Thanhawla near the house.
(Primary school naupang pahnih in biakna)

3. If you fail in this class test, i’ll hang you upside down
(Science teacher in class test dawn a a sawi)

4. If you come to Mizoram i’ll kick your a**!!!
(Zirlai naupang pakhat vai ram a dawrkai nen an in ti thinrim a, tih vak ngaihna a hre lo a, ti hian a sawi ve hmiah)

5. Sir, lost my five rupees, where are you?
(‘Sir, ka cheng nga ka ti bo daih a, khawnge a awm ka hre lo’ tih a tumna a ni mai thei ani)

6. Close your eyes, what do you see? You see nothing. That is your future!
(Physics teacher in class a a sawi)

7. If you fail in the test, you will search pig food.
(Test a in fail chuan vawk chaw in zawng ang)

8. On that day you all were disappear, where are you?
(Teacher pakhatin class lak a tumin a zirlaiten class an lo bunk vek a, a hau let ve)

*Bonus: Homework in tih loh chuan in neck tie tial da rawk khawpin ka vua ang che u.
(Science teacher in a sawi, homework tih loh chu a chakawm loh ve tiah tiah)

128 Responses to “Mi(sual) thil sawi thenkhat”

1
saint sammoo Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 3:22 pm
tak tak te poh ni hlom om a ni
2
littlerascal Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 3:25 pm
hehe tha ve reng mai
3
Asteric™ Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 3:26 pm
hehe…ava tha hlawm ve 😀
4
Hanc Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 3:27 pm
Ha ha ha…..tha hlawm fu ni 😀
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chawnghilh Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 3:30 pm
Q. Engati nge Home Task i rawn tih loh?

A. Ka nuin Home Task tihna tur kha chhuata ar ek hruk nan a hmang daih a.

1971 khan thiante nen Aizawl Civilian Hospital-ah kan kal a, vai doctor khan nausen damlo chanchin kha a hringtunu a lo zawt a. Nurse fel ve tawk tak khan English-in a letling a. (Kei lah khan ka lo eavedrop ve khanglang a.)

How old is your baby? (I naute hi engtia upa nge?)
A nu : Thla thuma upa,
Letlingtu Nurse : Three-month years old!

Pawnah chuan ka nui dir char char a.
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H.Vangchhia Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 3:35 pm
hahha tha ve khers mais 😀

Mary Mount School zirtirtu pakhat pawhin:
“Sikul banah ka hmu duh che,” a tina ani ngei ang.
I want to see you behind the class,” 😀

“Sikul inlo kalin ballpen nilo vin, pen pangai rawn keng thin rawh u,” tih atum ni ngei tur a ni.

When you come to school, you use ballpoint pen, you must use fountain pen, this is to you all.
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chawnghilh Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 3:35 pm
Dr Vanlalzara nen vawikhat mah English pangngaiin kan la inbe ngai lo. Kan inhmuh chang hian, “Oh! you are very occasion …” mi’n ti rawih a, kei lah hian, “Yes, I am very seldom …” ti mai mai hian. Thu tam tak pidgin-in kan titi dun thei, nuih erawh chu kan nui dun hnem thung.

Pu Vaivenga ngei kha alawm, “If you come to Mizoram, I shall kill you pig,” titu original kha chu! Union Christian College alumni-te zinga mi a ni a. Basketball court sir lawka Bung khu Pu Vaivenga phun a ni.
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Sony Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 3:36 pm
Excuse please. Do me know you?
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H.Vangchhia Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 3:36 pm
a hnuai zawk khi, “…this is you” tih zawk tur. 😉
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littlerascal Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 3:37 pm
keipawh “if u come to mizoram, ill kill u pig” tih khi ka hre tawh delhi ah mi 1 in min hrilh ka hriat tirh chuan ka nui nasa mai mai
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kiddo Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 3:40 pm
no 6 na chu a…hahthlak awm hlawm hle mai..
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blackmagicwoman Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 3:41 pm
@chawnghilh: Dr Zara leh Pu F Vanlalchhuanga te khan Sr dept. kan awm laiin hla min han zirtir tak² thin mai chuh…nasa tak a ni! Thrahnem an ngai thei a sin…break min pe phal mai² ngai lo. Hrawk a thip duh rap 🙂
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chawnghilh Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Clay-modeling Class hi kan nei thin a. Hlumin bawng lem kan siam thin a. Kan crafts-teacher kha Sardarji a ni a, saptawng a thiam sawlh sawlh a. Kahmi ni ber kher kha chuan mihring hmel lem siam tur a ni ta a. Dhariwal Singh, kan zirtirtupa chuan Khalistan-ho awphawi diakin …

“Toooooooooday, you’ll not make COWWWWWWWWWW, BUTTT, you’ll makeeeeee One human-COWWWWWWWW,” a la ti ta fan a. Cow lem kan siam than tawh em avang a ni thei awm e.

Kan thian Madina fapa chuan School lamah engemaw a lo zir sil ve hle ni tur a ni. An text book-ah chuan, “Cow gives milk …” tih hi a awm ve chiah lahtak a.

Tuk khat chu a nu a ko ta ruai mai a, “Mummy, mummy … COW a lo kal, en teh, en teh,” tiin —a nu a pawt phili chung a. A nu chuan an en nak chuan, “Gorkha-pa hian bawnghnute a rawn kawt lut a …”

Madina fapa ngaihdanah chuan …. GIVES MILK-tu na na na kha chu COW-ah a ngai ve chiang hle.
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Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 3:47 pm
Tuma hriat lohin ka lo thawh ve….. 🙂

Zirtirtu pakhat pawh class room chhung kha lum a ti deuh ni awm a, heti hian a tawng e an ti…

“Open the door, let the CLIMATE come in” 😀 😀 😀

Climate = fresh air.

Hrethiam ang chu maw????
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chawnghilh Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 3:54 pm
@Krista : Let the outdoor atmosphere envelope me.
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Maisek Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 3:59 pm
ha ha, tha e (Y)
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Ultraviolet Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 4:01 pm
#13 Pu chawngilh..2nd para khi ka nui nasa ltk..human cowwww lai tak khi..
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chawnghilh Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 4:03 pm
Kan Drill Instructor khan bawpkhawkherhin min thut reitir hle tawh a. Outdoor study nei thin kan ni bawk a. Ke a mu chum chum tawh a.

A thil lecture-naah khan TIANG a mamawh ta a. Kan zinga pakhat kha tiang la turin a tir a, ani lah a per tho auh va. A lak tur ber hre zeng si lo vin! Kei lahpek khan LAKRI kha LADKI (larki) tiin ka lo sawi buai a, nui thu chungin sazai kan hmu hrep mai maw le!

Kan Trainer pakhat pawhin “Thumal reng rengah hian syllable hniha lamrik chi-ah, B hi a bul lama lamrik chi a awm kawp chuan, a hnuhnung zawk hi a ri tur a ni ve lo, e.g. BOMBER pawh hi BO-MER tih tur,” a tizo chiah a, kei lahpek khan, vai vawih aia rangin, “BO’MEI (Bombay)” ka lo ti zauh va. Sazai leh bawk! Sazai hi ka va hmu zing tak em!
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Benny Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 4:07 pm
A van tha hlimawm ve. Hman deuh lawk khan zirtirtu pakhatin naupangho ‘in song book min han entir teh u’ tih tum khan, ‘see your song book’ ti ve thuai mai!
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H.Vangchhia Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 4:08 pm
chawnghilh 😉

Kulikawn u Zohminga (Vet-a) pawhin kan naupan laiin tihian min zirtir:

“America tih hi AMERIKA tia lam tur anilo, “Eimeirika” anga lam tur, ” a ti 😛
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saint sammoo Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 4:16 pm
thingtlangah, computer-te nei zo ve hek lo, ka cellphone atangin ka lo ciar ve thin a. Ka tuipui hle. Ka hun awl hnohkhahna ber a ni ta. Cell atanga post ve dan min lo cilh teh u.
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blackmagicwoman Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 4:22 pm
@HV: Eimeirika!! lolzzzz nalh eeeee 🙂 tichuan in lam ta vel ngei em?
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nastycool Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 4:27 pm
Zirtit tu pakhat pawh khan naupang pathum hi ding turin a hhrilh dawn a, ” Both of you three, stand up”!. 😉
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H.Vangchhia Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 4:28 pm
bmw, kan nui kan nui ringawt hahaha. YMA tih vel inhmuhkhawm naah tih vel ni tain ka hria. Kan naupang, a hmun ka chiang tawhlo hahaha.

R-a (fam) of Rahsi veng pawhin a u Nuseni hnenah, ” Nusen, Americanian ti ziah suh, a zahthlak, Americanese tih tur,” a ti. Inleng an ngah angreng si a, kan nui huk hahahah 😉 😛
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zualbonez Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 4:30 pm
i want volunteerss…..you you you and you

both of you three , come out

playboy, callgirl
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littlerascal Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 4:31 pm
lollzz
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H.Vangchhia Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 4:32 pm
zualbon #25 na khi #6 na ka ziaha khipa sawi khi mawle. KA lo theihnghilh then tawh anih khi hahhaaa. “You both of you three, i want to see you behind the class,” ati tak e. For real 😉
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chawnghilh Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 4:37 pm
Arunachal Pradesh-a an Chief Engineer (PWD) ni ta khi, Class VII kan nih lai ni tain ka hria, tuk tin hian Assembly Quadrangle-ah Assembly Roll Call neih a nihin Current News hi, ni chan bik neia chhiar chhuah tur a ni thin a … A rawn chhiar ta … a pronunciation lah kha a hel ve niah niah hle a,

“Parai Minisiter Indira Gandhi … had a one-day visit to … (such and such) leh etc., etc., …” a tawp khar nan khan, ring, ban chelh chawlh hian, “This is the NEWS OF THE END …” a rawn ti ta mai le!

Regimented inkhengkhawng tak kan ni na khan … kan va han nui kun nasa bawk bawk tak! Sazai em chu kan hmu lo. Kan Headmaster Major H C Vyas pawh kha nui ve tak a ni!

Amah pui roh pawh khian a la hre ve ta rengin a nia ka rin ni! 😛 :-S
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chawnghilh Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 4:41 pm
Dr JV Hluna pawh hi … Beaver-a an awm laiin, ka ziak leh lo mai ang … nui pawt pawtin mi chhuahchhal dawn chiang si!
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zualbonez Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 4:44 pm
tunge kha kan hmeichhe inla celebrity ve dueh vanapa hallah Governor Chief Guest na function compere turin an ti ve a ….Padmanabaih ??? kha a lam thiam loa ‘wahtever’ ti ringawt kha….hairehai
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nastycool Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 4:51 pm
Hahah @ 30.. Kha nu kha mo. 😀
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chawnghilh Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 4:52 pm
Kan English Zirlai Bu-ah khan Solomon-a rorel thiamzia leh finzia kan zir thin a. Nu pahnih, fa inchuh, a rem fel dan kha.

Kan exam-naah khan translate tur sentence engemaw zat a awm hlawm a. Chumi zinga pakhat chu, “Naute chungah an inhau va,” tih a ni. Kan thianpa, Sainghinga khan pen hmawr seh chik hrup khawp hian a ngaihtuah nasa ve hle a … Examination Hall atanga kan chhuak, kan han sawi ho chu, a tinuihzatthlak ve heu hou khawp mai!! “BABY ON …” tih chiah a lo ziak vel!

Kan Text Book-ah kha chuan, “They were quarrelling over a baby,” tih a ni thung a. Mark engzat tak hmu ang maw?

“Essay on a Cow,” pawh kha … student pahnihin a inang chiah chiah lutukin an ziak a. An zirtirtu khan a ringhlel a. A pakhat zawk, submit hnuhnung zawk hnenah khan, “Engati nge i thianpa ziak ang chiah chiaha i ziak?” tiin a chhuahchhal a; ani chuan, “We are writing about the same Cow …” a ti.
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nastycool Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 4:55 pm
Delhi a zirlai pakhat inluah tur zawng pawh khan To-let tih intar kha a hmu a, a a va en chian chuan choka
(kitchen) a lo awm lo a, in neitu pa hnen ah, ” I dont want a room without chicken’, a ti ve hmiah. sawi sual ve nasa khawp mai. 😀
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zualbonez Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 4:55 pm
@31,,,nasty…kha nu kha ka hre chak ngawt mai…a hming minlo mesage teh
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chawnghilh Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 4:55 pm
Pu Odi-a (Peter Lianhleia nau) pawh kha … Nau hnuchham pualin CONCERT kha, Theater Hall a la nih lai khan, an huaihawt ve a. Audience kha Mizo vek tho an nih teh reng nen, English khan a puang ve khanglang a. “This Concert is meant for IN AID OF BABYLESS MOTHER …” a tipuam ve talh tho!
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troxx Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 5:00 pm
pakhat khi chu ka sawi ava nih duh hmel ve ooo … a letling zawng khi … muahahaha
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nastycool Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 5:04 pm
Mizo nula zai thin lar ve deuh pawh hi Barista ah ka kal pui a, Mocha (maw-ka.. tia lamrik) kha maw-chha ti in inti no zet in a order a, a tawng ring bawk sia, a la sawi nawn zui, zahtlak ve duh khawp mai! (N) College lecturer ve lai nula senior pawh khan in ti hre deuh in Croissant (chhang chi khat, khraw-zaw tia lamrik tur ) kha a lo hre thar a, “Khroisant( chu nula lamrik dan) tui zia hi”, ti ve nasa mai. :-[
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chawnghilh Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 5:05 pm
Police Training Center, Lungverh-ah pawh an Havildar ber mai khan —an nau recruit la lai mek, hmui-hmul leh khabe hmul ziat fai mang lo kha a hmu a, “Nang kha, bawngtuthlawhin em ni i hmuihmul leh bek hmul kha ka ziahsak dawn che,” a’n ti mai chu —a khup a inkhawng dìr lo chauh mai maw le! An lal ber ber asin!
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H.Vangchhia Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 5:07 pm
Ve mai mai

Silai kap tura ka kal na thin:

http://www.cresaprifleclub.com/facilities.php#hours
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nastycool Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 5:10 pm
Pondicherry JIPMER med college fest, spandan a rock show ah pawh naga band an zai dawn a, an vocalist khan,” this song was composition by us, ……., here we goes”, an tih ve piap mai chuh!! kan nui nasa khawp mai. 😛
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H.Vangchhia Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 5:14 pm
chawnghilh #38 Lalthakima ani em i sawi sawitu khi. Kan thianpa, adventure sports thila kan zinpui fo thin kha commando leh eng2 emaw a train hnu khan PTC ah khan instructorin a awm an ti tlat a ni. A tawngkam hman khi amah anih duh hmel khawp mai.

Ka cousin guard anih lai khan, Azl to Shillong “ready” in a awm tlaun thak thei, sipai tur renga piang ini an tih thin kha a ni hrim2. A zahmawh tikawhin tui tin khat a khai a kalpui vu vu thin hairehai 😉 😛
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sillyBoy Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 5:14 pm
Vai tawng hi ka thiam lo ve khawp mai a, Falaknuma Express-a kan haw, ka thianpa a thiam zawk tura ka ngaih chuan, “Thian pa, Kya he? hi eng tihna nge,”? an ti mai chu ka beidawng kher a sin.
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Ultraviolet Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 5:19 pm
@nastycool…i hriat em2 danah versace lam diklo poh kha i hre hrim2..lol
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chawnghilh Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 5:30 pm
@HV : Thakima chu Arms lamah a ni a —mi dang DRILL lam zawka mi a ni thung e. Thakima chu Mizoram Rifle Association-ah pawh, i u nen an tangkai thin. I u kha President hmasa ber, kei Secretary hmasa ber kan ni thin.
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chawnghilh Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 5:33 pm
Khaw sawikhawm hun lai pawh khan Pangzawl-ah, Sentry khan nuho feh kal tur kha, “Ka pi, Kidhhar jayenge?” tiin a lo zawt a. Nuho zinga intivengva ber khan a thiante hnenah, “Chhang duh reng reng suh u, a zahmawh lutuk,” a ti ve hmaks!
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sillyBoy Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 5:37 pm
MRA Aizawl ho hian tunah pawh Dodo-a hoin Reiek velah silai an la kap thin a ni awm e!! Airgun bak kei hian ka la kap lo.
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nastycool Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 5:58 pm
HEIGHT OF LANGUAGE MISUSE: Microbiology Prof says- There are 8 sexually transmitted diseases. U will get atleast one in the practical exam…!! 😛
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shailendra Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 5:59 pm
A va ngaihnawm hlawm ve le. Kan lecturer pakhat pawh in, ”you bring the one fruit from your the kohima, and another one from your the dimapur. The taste will be the bitter one” ti ve zalh zalh maw le.
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ninja Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 6:10 pm
what is your name? Say yes or no
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coolrider Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 6:11 pm
Pa 6 na khi k nih duh hmel eee.. nuam lo..

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XaiA Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 6:13 pm
Thianpa pawn ‘Do cup cha baithu’ a ti a,min pe ve tho…

Pu Ch.Bura pawn a tuibur a theihnghilh a,an pu sap pa hnenah, ‘Sir,I forgot my tobacco juice’ a ti ve zaih tho.
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nastycool Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 6:31 pm
@Ultraviolet..lolz. Guwhati a mizo super model?? ho zin pawh kha sanitary pad an lei duh a, vai tawng in an sawi thiam si lova,marwari dawrkai pa an ko a, chhuara sanitary pad an dah chu an kawk a,” hei,bhaia, larki put deu na”, an ti piap. (put=dah?). A lo escort tu Med college zirlai te kha an zak ang chu aw. 😛
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H.Vangchhia Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 6:32 pm
chawnghilh & sillyBoy, MRA life member ka ni ve ngat asin hairehai 😀

MZU professor pakhat pawh hi Shillong lamah college in admit tumin an thian ho an kal a. Midang zawng St. Edmunds a admission an tih laiin ani kha Lady Keane womans college ah alo kal hlauh mai. PRINCIPAL office ah chuan kawngkhar hawn pahin, “Good morning sir,” a tia, hmeichhia alo nisi, “Oh her,” a ti leh vel hahahah (It really happens)
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H.Vangchhia Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 6:32 pm
#53 It really happened*
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PKfanai Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 6:33 pm
Teacher: Can you tell me one example of Amphibia. Student: One example of Amphibia is Frog. Teacher: Correct. give another example of Amphibia. Student: Another example of Amphibia is another frog.
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H.Vangchhia Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 6:34 pm
Tinge ka edit theih loh. :-O :-S
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chawnghilh Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 6:35 pm
Q. Do you love me, tell me, YES or NO? A. OR”
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nastycool Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 6:45 pm
Airforce ho dinner party ah pawh, NCO pakhat saptawng thiam ve nial nual kha officer nupui ho lo serve tur khan an detail a, drinks te a serve hnu chuan, arsa kha a pe/ serve leh dawn a, annouce ve a duh sia,” ladies, hot cocks for you”… a ti ve tawp. An ruat nawn tawh lo chiang kawp mai.( hei hi thil thleng tak tak a nia, heta tel ve officer nupui ngei in min hrilh a ni.)
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PKfanai Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 6:45 pm
Mizoramin Serampore University Convocation a thlen tum khan India ram pum atangin Professors zahawm tak kha an rawn kal teuh mai a. ATC hming khan hriat rengna thil pek kha an duh a Announcer khan a han ko chhuak hlawm a, hming bula Dr. Dah ve ngat tawh khan Dignitarian a ko chhuak a, Momentum zuk sem zuk sem a. Ka bula pa vengva hmel deuh thu kha a phun nang nang a, tan ana ve si a, hreh awm duh khawp mai.
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darkhuanga Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 6:51 pm
#21 @saint sammoo hi lo pui teh u
comment chhiar a va nuam ve aw..a post hi chu a hming mai a ni comment nge nge a pui hlawm khawp mai (Y) (H) 🙂 😉 a nuam thin e
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darkhuanga Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 6:53 pm
a dang leh aw….

Ka thianpa pakhatin vairamah decoration light/fancy light kha lei a tum a, sawi mai dan a hre si lo a, “light hei, light nai hei” tiin a zawng a, a hmu ve tho 🙂

What is your aim in life?
“Robot”
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darkhuanga Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 6:57 pm
in a kang a, kangthelh motor a lo tlan a, ka thian pa nen kan lo ding dun a, a ni ta pek chuan a bula vaipa lo ding hnenah chuan “Bhaia, fire bahut borawala he”…vaipa a nui vur vur mai
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PKfanai Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 6:57 pm
Nursery naupang hostela awm tir pakhat kha an lo vel a, a zual ko ve a, “He my beating”. Room ah a awm= “John room there having”. Tui ka in duh= “I water drink for go”
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darkhuanga Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 6:59 pm
thian hi ka nei dangdai nge maw ni , eng emaw lai khan mi kawngka luchung a name plate a hming inziak hmuh apianga saptawng a leh tum tlat nen hian kan in kawp a, a then kha chu a let mai ve thei fu a, Saidengi tih hi a hmu fuh a, a ngaihtuah vang vang a…mmm “Elephant-Shotput” hahah 😛
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darkhuanga Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 7:04 pm
Post a mi te hi a tak tak vek a ni e..hehe…nun hi a zangkhai zawng a hun kal tawh ang te ngaihtuah let hian a nuam thin a nia…
khai mah aw….1-na hi kan u, kan thenawm a mi a ni a, 2 na hi ka u in bazara naupang inbiakna a sawi ani a, 3 na hikan teacher, 4 na hi hostel a kan junior sawi(amah), 5 na hi ka u te class a mi, 6 na leh 8 na hi kan Physics teacher sawi, 7 na leh bonus hi kan high school kal lai a mi (Y)
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darkhuanga Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 7:05 pm
#63 hi enge a sawi tih hre tur chuan action en a ngun tak a ngaihtuah a ngai ang a haha…
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darkhuanga Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 7:08 pm
nizanah khan he ka post lo chhuah hun hi ka chang char char a, vawiinah exam ka nei si a, ka exam hmain lo chhuak se ka ti lutuk a, “awww ka post” tih lai te hi ka lo thlir doh doh mai haahaa..ka beisei aiin min lo phur pui phian a anuam ve reuh…a dang ka ngaihtuah belh mek e…hehe(exam lai hian hetiang hi ngaihtuh khawm a awl a, hunawlah erawh chuan a vang leh hle si!)
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Ultraviolet Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 7:11 pm
Ka van nui nasa tehreng em..elephant shotput..monday zing atan thra dawn riau..
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hiho Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 7:29 pm
Boys From tomorrow you will come to school without your balls. (Ball lo keng toh suh u tih na.)

presence of mind = Be le Buta Remhriat na 😉
HEN = Arpui sente 😛
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darkhuanga Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 7:37 pm
#69 hit lutuk 😀 (Y)
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loneeagle26016 Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 7:53 pm
Sipai hranlai khan Bungtlang hi Post Commander thut hmun ani a, khaw thenawm Keitum ah Mizo National Army lam an in khuar ve thung. Keitum tlangval, U Kapthuama, luzuah buk, sam sei ve tak mai kha Post Commander in alo hmu a, an inbiakna chu hetiang hi ani…
Post Commander : What is your name ?
Kapthuama : or name in Kapthuama
Post Commander : where do you stay ?
Kapthuama : stay in keitum.
An man miah lo….. 😀
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PKfanai Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 8:03 pm
Nula pakhatin ka thianpa hnen a lehkha a thawn a a ziah: “I can not love you stop”
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PKfanai Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 8:08 pm
Ram buai lai khan, sipaiin Thingsai khua hal an tum a. An VCP chuan an comander hnenah chuan, “My people, my village, a very GOOD GOOD” an ti mai chu, an hal lo chiang asin.
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loneeagle26016 Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 8:09 pm
Agri demonstrator 1 pawhin BRTF engineer la naupang hmel deuh a hmu a, rang deuhin, ‘How are you old ? ‘ a tia…Vaipa khan a hre thei ngang si lova, nakinah chuan kutthawh meuhin ‘age, age’ an tih takah chuan a hre thei ta alom… 😀
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triplestar Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 8:16 pm
Kan thil zirna ah pawh kan magazine editor khan manipuri zirlai pakhat kha “are you can contribute article” a ti ve zaih mai a sin 🙂
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matea_tmj Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 8:24 pm
zu dawrah ka thianpa 1 pawh kha zu bat a tum a. Ka thianpa chuan naktuk ah a man ka rawn pe ngei2 ang che u. Ati a. A zuar tu nu chuan ring chiah bok silo a. Minpe chiang ang maw? Promise em? Atia. Ani chuan ‘promise lo ang’ tive hmiah. Zu chu an pe ve tho
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roseparvul Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 8:50 pm
73pkfanai. HIT tawpzieee. haha 😀 😀
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triplestar Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 8:55 pm
Thingsai khua khi ka pianna (ka OT mah mah em aw….)
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shailendra Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 9:08 pm
Q = What is your name?

A = It is………
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darkhuanga Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 9:29 pm
#79 chhanna-
According to my father, my name was…. (*)
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notyou Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 9:48 pm
she is a boy, he is a girl
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hmar nanawm Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 10:57 pm
Ka misual pui Mizo duh takte u kan tawng a ni lo a a hretu turin a hriatthiam chuan a tha mai lo em ni le?hetiang a nih chuan English hi kan hmang ngam lo tulh tulh ang a, Vai leh hnam dang in mizo tawng an hman dik lo hi an sawi ve luai2 a ngem le ka ti ta tlat mai??Misual pui te u hei hi FOR ALL OF WE
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PayableOnDeath(Zrma_C) Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 10:57 pm
4. If you come to Mizoram i’ll kick your a**!!!
(Zirlai naupang pakhat vai ram a dawrkai nen an in ti thinrim a, tih vak ngaihna a hre lo a, ti hian a sawi ve hmiah)

Haha! Anih tak2 duh hmel.keipoh sawichhuak kherlo in hetiang rilru hi ka pu ngun tawh mai.Beidawng thlak ve duh teh ania…Vai threnkhat hi chu an sual/phakar lah taka…
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hiho Says:
May 23rd, 2011 at 11:30 pm
O God, Give Us a GooD Working togetherNess.
(Aw Lalpa thawhhona tha min pe roh) 😛
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rama_hnamte Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 12:11 am
Vai ram a a lehkha zirpui kha Mizoram a zinah a sawm ve a, ‘If come to Mizoram,I will kill you pig’.A lo zin chuan vawk lo talh sak ngei a tum a ni.
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rama_hnamte Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 12:17 am
A hnamdang thianpa hnenah a nupui nurse zirlai kha a hmelhriattir ve a, ‘This is my wife,it is training a nurse’.A nupui a lo bu ve nghat nghat.
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hmar nanawm Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 12:19 am
He post hi ngun takinka thlir in Mizo hmasawa daltu lian tak a ni tlat hetiang a ni chuan saptawng kan hamgn ngam nang ,What is your name? A pa
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zoho Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 12:25 am
Subroto Cup a Mizo player thinrim kha chuan ‘after match, i kill you’ kha chu a ti tak tak an ti.

Auatralian pa England zin pawh enge a diklo bik hleinem “I came here to die (today)”

A grammer hmansual vangin a thih phah(tui ah a tla a, chhantu a au ve lauh lauh a) “I am going to die, no one shall save me”(tuman an chhan ngam lo).

Tottenham, Middlesborough,palmolive,pawh kan lam dikzat bik hleinem, croissant pawh ka lam dik bik teuh lo, henry pawh ka ti awnri duh teuhlo, engahnge sap ho pawh yusuf kha an tih Joseph daih tehreng,….Mizo lal ziak leh chhiar thiam hmasa Khamliana pawn Company kha a ti Kumpinu mai pawh a ni lo, King George kha Kumpinu salam a buk hmiah mai alawm le. Don Quiote hi ka la lam thiamlo reng mai bawk.
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blackmagicwoman Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 12:26 am
rama_hnamte Says:
A hnamdang thianpa hnenah a nupui nurse zirlai kha a hmelhriattir ve a, ‘This is my wife,it is training a nurse’.A nupui a lo bu ve nghat nghat.

😀 😀 (Y)
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darkhuanga Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 12:27 am
He post hi Hmar Nanawm sawi ang hi (#82&87) ang hi a nih chuan kan admin-te kutah ka dah e. Amaherawh chu a post-tu hian ka post lai hian Hmar Nanawm rilru ang hi a pu lo tih ka rawh sawi e…in hnialna lam leh mi dang hmuhsitna leh hmasawnna daltu rilru lam ka pu lo e, a dik chiah chuan hma kan sawnna tur atan pawh a ni zawk a sin
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lokesha Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 12:34 am
#90.. a dik ani…tim phahna tur a awm lova…insiamthatna tur zawak ani a..bakah kan hlimpui..

IF we climb himalaya…high…high..
(himalaya tlangah lawn ila..sang tak ah lawn ila..tihna ani ngei ang..)
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hiho Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 12:37 am
@ Hmar Nanawm
English Guy to an Indian Guy: We F**k your Country for more then hundred years
Indian Guy reply : Ve Vill F**k ya Language Foever @#$% Mada Ch*t.
Hmar Nanawm : Why with all the Sadness?
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Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 12:42 am
E khai Thianpa Darkhuang patling takin le…… Hetiang hi chu an awm ve chawk thin. In zirnan kan hmang keuh ang chu le. Nakinah Branch khat YMA president te kan la ni ang a, kan thu leh hla pawm lo leh sawisel peih tak tak anla awm dawn. Chung hunah chuan kan buai loh nan tun ang hunah hian misual forum hmang hian kan zir keuh mai dawn alawm.

Esop-a thawnthu tawi(fable) pahkhat- Pafa Sabengtung zawn chanchin ah pawh khan mi zawng zawng a tih lawm theih loh thu tlang tak maiin min zirtir a nih kha.

Engahmah ngai duh suh ani pawhin a ngaihdan a lo sawi ve mai a nih khi.

Keichuan ka hlawkpui khawp mai i post hi.
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lokesha Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 12:43 am
post ka chhiar chhuak vek lova..post in awm tawh em aw..hei hi..
School naupang ho hnenah an veng a mitthi awm thu a puang a,,”Unfortunately..we have a death body in our community..”
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hiho Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 1:02 am
School ka thawh lai in kan school naupang a boral hlauh mai a.
A boral hnu thla khat vel ah an class teacher lo kal loh vang in hming lam tur in ka lut a. Hming kan lam thla dan dan a,
Roll No 6 kan tih chu, Nuapang pakhat in ‘DEAD’ tih in min ron chhang chu le. Ka nui hawk mai. :-O
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darkhuanga Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 1:05 am
@93 Krista thanks (Y)
@lokesha la post lo e.funny tawp haha 😛 🙂

Mizopa 1 hindi training-na hmuna kal pawh kha, a hmun a thleng a, a bula lo awm hnenah chuan “Bhaia, hindi training centre kaha?” a ti a, chu pa chuan “Waha” tiin a lo chhang a, a hnua an in hmuh leh chuan Mizo ve ve, Hindi zir tur a kal ve ve an lo ni reng mai mawle 😛
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darkhuanga Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 1:14 am
#95 ang deuh tho hi, kan college-ah vainu a in awkhlum a, kum tawp result an tarlannaah a hming zawnah “EXPIRED” tiin an tar ;-(
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lrpa Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 1:57 am
Ka st.paul’s class 8 ka kal tir pawh head khan, how are you? min ti pek a..chhan dan tur kha ka thiam lo reng reng.. 😀 Office chhungah ani hlauh a! 😀
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Ignatia (33-115 AD) Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 2:51 am
Serkawn Hostela kan awm lai pawh khan kan warden khan saptawng lo chuan tawng kha a phal ngai lo. Tumkhat chu hna kan thawk a, kan nau pakhat kha a inhliam ta tlat mai. Chuan, warden roomah damdawi leh lapua dil a han tum a ti hian a saptawngin mawi lutuk maiin a dil ta lawm le…

” Sir, I want to LAPUA. Please MEDICINE me” a ti then mai. 😀 😀 😀

Kan nuih a tihzat rual rualin a phuah mawi kan ti em em.
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Ozima Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 2:56 am
My name is Lalthlamuana, it is called mapuia. 😛
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H.Vangchhia Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 2:59 am
#100
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Ozima Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:02 am
#101 tinge nangmah chu tingrim mi?
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Krista Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:04 am
100:

BBS Chawngte-a elementary ka kal lai pawh khan Scripture kan zir tel thin a. Tum khat chu heti hian zawhna a lo kal a:

Q:Who were a group of distinguished foreigners who were said to have visited Jesus after his birth?

Ka chakma thianpa(kristian nilo) chuan heti hian a chhang a-
A:The three CLEVER MEN from the East.

Kan nuih ati za hle.
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Ozima Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:11 am
#103 BBS chhuak ka thianpa pawh hian min hrilh a, alo chhuak ru a, a len kual vel hnu a va haw leh, warden in a kalna alo zawt. “I went to bazar, to see the queen” ti ve tawp.
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Krista Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:17 am
A dik ang, kha thil kha ka hunlai paw’n sawi mai mai kan ching.

Tum khat pawh kan thianpa hi class roomah an lo ti thinrim a, Zirtirtu la awm lai rengin a ding lawk a amah ti thinrimtu hnenah chuan heti hian a sawi-

” You and me, Challenge me?”( nang hian min cho em ni? )

Ziritirtu chawpin kan nui vek.
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blackmagicwoman Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:21 am
Ozima leh krista te chu in van hre mak thei ve! ”it is called mapuia” tih khi a tak² a nih ka ring tlat
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Ozima Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:22 am
Thingtlang naupang saptawng pawh a intro thiamlo kha devotion-ah saptawnga tawngtai ngai si, tih ngaihna awm hek lo le, “let us pray…………. midang maimitchhin hnuah a ziak chhiar zaih
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Ozima Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:24 am
@BMW tak tak ni e, Lunglei khuaa mi sawi a nia.
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Krista Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:25 am
@BMW: Tak tak ni ang chu mawle, amah hi a nia….
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Ozima Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:32 am
Kohhran sikul a kal kha chu changchuan a hahthlak a sin, ‘I follow the moscow, down to goalkeeper…….tiin lo sa ve ngang ngang a, hostel monitor alo kal thut, hostel guitar hmangin love song sak phal loh, mi ala hrem tho, saptui tin hnih kawh tur.
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blackmagicwoman Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:37 am
‘I follow the moscow, down to goalkeeper……
Hets! love song sa suh u! hahhaha…ka mittui a tla phung mai!

@krista: mapuia hi a hre thra e, tiraw?
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Ozima Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:43 am
@BMW: love song sak duh chang chuan “forever and ever, amen” kha kan sa mai a lawm. monitor paw’n min hrem ngailo a tawpah “amen” tih a awm a…
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Krista Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:49 am
@BMW: Hre tha thei em! A dang pawh a ngah ang.

Tum khat pawh kan u pakhat hi hostelah khan a lo awm tir ve a.( Amah hi lo online thin reuh mai ang ahhh.. ) Toilet-ah hian Adonil leh Brush hi kan dah thin a. Inthiar tura a kal hmasak ber tumin khatia adonil leh toilet brush awm ngawt kha mak a ti hle a. Hmanna tur zawng zawng a ngaihtuah hnuin a hmanna tur a hre ta ngang lo a. Chuan hmanna tur awm ang ber nia a hria ah a hmang ta- Brush chuan a mawng a hru thuak thuak a, tin adonil chuan a kam a thuah ta a. Chet-chhiat sawina hun kan nei thin a, chutah chuan he thil thleng hi a sawi alawm le. Kan nui nasa ngang mai.
Zokhua atanga kal kan tam thin avang hian kumtin hetiang zawnga che buai hi kan awm leh keuh thin.
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blackmagicwoman Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:56 am
krista, toilet brush a mawng brush thuak² chu ka ten eee! lolzz A van sawi chhuak zak lo zawk!
Tikhan lo sawi zawm char ru². Zing thawh hunah ka rawn nui zawm leh ang. Mathrawks u le!
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Ozima Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:57 am
#113 khi khi keimah ka nilo a nia , BHSS(sir muantea te sikul) hostel thar luah ho hi chu an che bawnra ve hrim hrim
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Krista Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 4:10 am
#114: Zokhua atanga kal chu kan che mak thin alawm. A awm rei hnuah kan monitorte a ni ta hial a. Amah kha adveturious ve deuh chi a ni hrim hrim a, lehkha pawh a thiam, leadership pawh a nei tha. Tin, Chetchhiat-sawina programme-ah chuan engmah sawi hreh kan nei ngai lo.

Chuan, ‘Ka sawi mi chu ka chung ami hi a ni lo e’ pawh ka ti miah lo a. Maithawks le!

Mut a hun deuh tawh a ni a. Naktuk lamah kan chhunzawm leh mai dawn em ni tiraw ka U??? Nangpawh mangtha aw. Zanin chu ka puan nasa hle mai che…..
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H.Vangchhia Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 4:18 am
Zokhua = Mizoram ang tlangrama khaw awm, hmun zo (highland)taka khua sawina. Sikkim te khi a ram a ‘zo’ vah ania.

Thingtlang = Khawte, khawpui tak tak tling phalo (Village).
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Ozima Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 4:28 am
#117 Krisa te ho tuikuk rama seilian, luipui kama awm reng an nih ve avang hian zokhua(hmunsang) hi an ngaisang em a lawm.
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H.Vangchhia Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 5:10 am
Ozima
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Ozima Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 5:52 am
@HV
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Argo Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 7:26 am
“Brother, are u rice?”
Hmanah tawh ka roommate vai pakhatin “Chaw i ei tawh em?” tia min zawhna a nih hi…tui lem lo zetin “yes” ka’n tih kha
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ChhanaPa Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 9:18 am
krista, sawi tur va hre ve a! tunge ozima in ti hi? ka va hriat hmel ve! Toilet brush a mawng brush i sawi poh khi amah ka la hria.
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rose10 parvuli Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 9:22 am
#82 hmarnanawm. thil dikloa midangin an tih avanga hnual ai chuan midang tihdikloh atanga kan inzir hi a pawimawh reng asin. miin min nuih a nih pawhin engahmah ngaihloha insiamthat keuh hi a finthlak fo, tin, khing ho zawng zawngte pawh khi an tumna leh an hman ngamna khi chhuanawm takl tak vek an ni. zam suh, saptawqng hi hmang fo rawh, tumah mifamkin an awm si lo a
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Ozima Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 4:58 pm
@ChhanaPa: toilet brush hman lai khi i hria maw? nih chuan keichu min hre hman lovang toilet brush aia hmawlhte hman hun lai kha nia …………
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darkhuanga Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 6:23 pm
a zun a chhuak a, sap tawng a dil kha a ngai ve si a, an miss hnenah a va kal a “Miss, i want to tur tur”
(tur tur = zung tur tur)
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Krista Says:
May 25th, 2011 at 1:31 am
Hnam Sakhua avanga han tih hluai pawh hi a nuam lo deuh e a..hetah hian comment leh keuh mai te’ng.

He thil hi tlema a special deuh avangin ka sawi duh chiah lem lo a. Mahse tuemaw tal a lo tih hlim takin ka’n sawi ang e.

Tum khat chu Hostela kan awm lai vek khan kan U pakhat hi a uang peih thin khawp a. Hun awlah hian a naute ho hi a khawm a, thil engemaw hi a tihpui thin.

Tumkhat chu- Zan lamah hian a nuate hi a lo hawikhawm leh a, a thlalak(album) chhuanvawr, ama bialnu lan tamna kha a phawrh ta a lawm le. Chuan a nuate chuan an thut bial laih a, bawhtu an tam deuh avangin a naute bak kha chu tute in nge lo ngaithla ve tih kha a ngaihtuah lem lo.

Thlalak chu a keu den den a, phek tin mai chu a hrilhfiah zel a. A bialnu nena an awm damte leh a hmun leh hunte a sawi zel a.

Chuan uar fahranin a chhass thlalak chu a kawk a. Heti hian a sawi a, ” Helai thlalak hi chu ka spreng sprawng hma ania, chuan helaia a thlalak hi chu ka spreng sprawng hnua a lak a ni” a ti ta. Mahse an zingah khan Sir kha a lo awm reng mai lo niin. Sir chuan, ” Lal() i naute bulah zahmawh zawngin fiamthu thawh suh” a ti a ni awm e. A zak ve fu aniang, sawi chhuah vak pawh a duh lem lo. Machete J tena dim baksak loa report an han pe thin kha chu a nuihzat-thlak ve mai mai asin.
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darkhuanga Says:
May 25th, 2011 at 3:25 am
@ saint sammoo (#21) i buaina hi opera browser hmang a, mitmin lak ang huai a nih loh pawhin i tan chuan hnara hlit phawi ang a ni ngei ang le..lo hmang la, i post kan lo chang ang e
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darkhuanga Says:
May 25th, 2011 at 3:29 am
‘spreng sprawng’ – phuah mawihnai lutuk..kan thianpa pakhat pek hian vai dawrah pork pani(=pork soup) tiin zuk lam mauh pek a!