1. A të lutuk a, ruahsur a hre tlai ber zel.
2. Hmangaihnain a dawhthei a, an rai leh nge nge thin.
3. Paber khan vawk chaw a pe a. Vawk chuan a ei duh lo va, a nawr a nawr a, ani tihngaihna hre lo chuan, “Nang hi i hâ a tim nge mawni le..” a ti tawp.
4. Speaker khan ring deuh deuhva tawngtai turin a hrilh hlawm a. Pakhat chu zawi të hian a lo tawngtai ve a. Speaker chuan, “Nang hi i va tawngtai zawi ve,” a ti a, chupa chuan, “Khawl thar ri a ring ngai hleinem,” a lo ti hmak.
5. Tlangval zurui mut duh lutuk pawh kha chhun dar 12-ah a muhil a harh hlawl a. “E heu, full moon zan a ni maw..!” a ti heu mai.
6. Non-Mizo piangthar pawh khan, ‘Haleluiah! Lalpa chu fakin awm rawh se!’ tih kha a lo hre ve a, “Haleluiah! Lalpa chu tha takin awm rawh se,” a lo ti ve piap piap mai.
7. Khawpui awm tirha zakzum deuh hi a tawpah bus conductor pâwr zet an ni duh an ti.
8. Kil khatah, “Solomona khan nupui leh hmei a ngah si a, nghei rei fe fe chu an awm ve nual ang a..” a lo ti ve char char.
9. Cowboy film an chang tunlai kher mai. Lukhum parh tawk nen saloon-ah a lut a, pistol a puak thuai. “Call 911!” a rawn ti chhuak chul mai.
10. A inlazei ve khawp mai. A bialnu kha message a thawn ve a. “Mate, chung Khuanu malsawmna zarah damte’n ne th?”
Bonus: Khi lam nula pakhat pawh khan hrawl a ti deuh a niang, “A-u, hnûkchhuak leh hram teh,” a ti ngawih ngawih.




November 7th, 2011 at 11:04 am
Thlawh tha thei khawp mai!
November 7th, 2011 at 11:10 am
ha ha ha 😀
November 7th, 2011 at 11:13 am
Ka nuih a za 😀
November 7th, 2011 at 11:13 am
Hetiang post chu, nuih a za duh.
Tlangval nula zen pawh kha a zen thuk ngang a ni ang-
Tv: Hei hi eng nge?
Nl: Ka mît a lungte a nih kha, min hmangaih chuan phawrh nghal la ti ve zaih.
November 7th, 2011 at 11:15 am
Vawk ha tim mawlh mai khi 😀
November 7th, 2011 at 11:16 am
nui vak2 ang
November 7th, 2011 at 11:16 am
Bonus khi champhai police kha ni lo maw? 😀
November 7th, 2011 at 11:17 am
Point pahnihna mawlh khi a ril a ni…KZP 7
November 7th, 2011 at 11:22 am
hah haha… a tha vel vei vek. Zing kar karah kan khi sung mai lawm le, vawiin chu Mood a tha dawn e. 😀
November 7th, 2011 at 11:22 am
Doctor my wife is pergnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking..lol
November 7th, 2011 at 11:26 am
Once a sex specialist was asked that if rape can be done while running ?
No, becoz girl can run with her skirt up but boy can’t run with pants down.
November 7th, 2011 at 11:27 am
Bonus khiiiiiiii….
November 7th, 2011 at 11:29 am
A 15 years old girl was married to a 75 yrs old man. On their first night,both of them ended up crying… Why???
Coz’ the girl don’t know anything and the old man had forgotten everything!
November 7th, 2011 at 11:36 am
^—- ctrl + c & ctrl + v
November 7th, 2011 at 11:45 am
Once a party of criminals were raping a girl and the girl was laughing.
One man asked her why are you laughing?
“Girl replied” enjoy as much as you wish I am HIV +ve(AIDS) ..LOL
November 7th, 2011 at 12:02 pm
Nula pakhat pawngsual tur hlau lutuk pawh khan tihngaihna hre silo “ka +ve a nia” ti ve ngawt a, chupa chuan “kei pawh” ti mai chu den rem rem….. 😛
November 7th, 2011 at 12:08 pm
@Ruata Pachuau #16, va hre ‘den’ rem rem ve le 😛
November 7th, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Arpa hian Arnu bawh tumin a um a Arnu chuan ” Ka tlan chak mah mah em?” te ati vel…… 🙂
November 7th, 2011 at 12:28 pm
tha hlawm ve (Y) @ 18 , a pa chuan, ok tih theih loh pawn poi lo exer a ni mai 😀 .
November 7th, 2011 at 12:30 pm
A fapa a thi a, a nu kha a tap a tap a. A pa khan a’n la-na lo mai mai. “Nu-i, tap tap suh. A siam a har lo em mai, nuam deuhvin a dang kan siam leh mai dawn nia,” a ti vel.
November 7th, 2011 at 12:43 pm
Sanga: Mama internet connection innei em?
Mama: Aw, nei e
Sanga: Nihchuan Pendrive kalo kenga minlo thunsak maiteh a..
😀
November 7th, 2011 at 12:44 pm
comment pawh a tha hlawm thuai thuai hle mai 😀 (Y) (Y)
November 7th, 2011 at 12:51 pm
18 van hre ril bik ve o … chung Pathian zarah damten ne tih – molh khi*uu ngaihna awmlo…..
November 7th, 2011 at 12:54 pm
Pathianni Zing boruak nuam takah chuan a ngai ang te bawkin veng pakhat kohhran mipui te chu an Biakin ah chuan inkhawmna an neia. An Chairman in inkhawmna a kaihhruai lai tak chuan….thawkleh khatah setana alo lang ta thut mai..mipui chuan hlauin an au chel chula,an phili veka..an tlan chhuak ta sup sup mai, Mi sualdum ber lak atanga in thiar fihlim tum chuan..midang an chhuah vek hnuah pa pakhat ciah hi ala awm a thut hmunah chuan..chu chuan setana chu ati hrilhhai hlea…
Chutah setana chuan ‘tunge kanih keihi min hria em ati’?
Chupa chuan ‘hria e’
setana chuan ‘ min hlau miah nange a’?
Chupa chuan ‘teuhlo mai’ alo tihsan
setana chuan makti tak chungin “ngatinge min hlauh miahloa”? ati
Chupa chuan” kum 25 zen zawn i farnu nupui atan ka neitawha” alo ti sam et..
(H)
November 7th, 2011 at 12:56 pm
mipa naupang 2 kha An nuhrawn khan chawthing a eitir ziah a , a upa zawk chuan tihdan tur a ngaihtuah ta a ,a nau a hrilhlawk a , an nuhrawn cuan chawthing cu a ei tir leh a, a upa zawk chuan an nu hriat tur ngei khan “mama chaw thing ei hi z@*& a £u* duh tiro ” a nau chuan ‘ nia Au zan ah te hian ka mu tha thei ngai lo” An nuhrawn cuan “Naupang te te in zak lo lutuk in ei tawh miah lo ang , I pa hlir in a ei tawh ang 😀
November 7th, 2011 at 1:07 pm
Haha, ka nuih a van za kher em! A tha hlawm kher mai, comment ho pawh.
November 7th, 2011 at 1:13 pm
bonus khi
November 7th, 2011 at 1:18 pm
Nupui ngam loh hi chu a buaithlak. Nupuite zing thingpui pek pahin a khum bulah, “Nu-i, nizan i mumangah i pawi ka sawi em?” tih de de a ngai thin a….an tia lawm.
November 7th, 2011 at 1:20 pm
Lolzz tha hlawm lutuk, comment nen like vek e
November 7th, 2011 at 1:29 pm
akehkehkeh. . . a nuih jat tlak lwm le mai
November 7th, 2011 at 1:30 pm
Nimin khan world bank kawngah bike leh taxi an inpel sual a, bike khalhtupa chu a khabe thlengin a hnap a tawlh.
November 7th, 2011 at 1:37 pm
hahaha.. tha hlawm leh pek mang e. 😀
November 7th, 2011 at 2:06 pm
Haleluiah, Lalpa chu tha takin awm rawh se. Ha ha ha. Pulpit a chum dum dum awm sia.
November 7th, 2011 at 2:34 pm
Ka’n nuih hui chule…:))
November 7th, 2011 at 2:38 pm
hahaha..tha hlawm hle mai (Y)
November 7th, 2011 at 3:24 pm
Comment nen zawng zawng ka chhiar chhuak vek….Mahniin kan nui chui chui mai alom…
November 7th, 2011 at 3:26 pm
A tha hlawm kher mai, ka nui awn2 mai lawm, khabe bal lo chauh in…HAHAIHAI.. a tha lutuk e..
November 7th, 2011 at 3:47 pm
18 khiiiiiiii lolzzz
November 7th, 2011 at 3:50 pm
pa 1 ngaihsam pawh kha,, zan ah thli atleh vuk vuk a, a nupui chuan an in chu achhiat mai ahlauhh thu an pa chu a hrilh a, a tho lawk a,, hruizen a la a, an in chu thenawm te in ah a thlung top 😛 😛 😛
November 7th, 2011 at 4:06 pm
Nuih vun vun hi a nuam a ni… TS (Y) 😀
Tuikuk tawngtai:
“Aw Lalpa ka u, nangmah rin chuan buh leh bal nghei lobang tichi. Tunah buh leh bal awmlo, kurui kurui (awmlo tihna) kan sawi, ka sawi mai ang che ka u,” 😉
November 7th, 2011 at 4:12 pm
ka chhiar nawn leh… nuih la za tho.. @14 Rooney Op . zia awm roh o .. (pega)
November 7th, 2011 at 5:38 pm
@TSa, lawmawm thin e. A thlawnin kan nui leh ta hui mai 🙂
November 7th, 2011 at 5:43 pm
No 3 khi hit ee, vawk ha trim lolzz
November 7th, 2011 at 5:59 pm
“englo” tihlenna a lei ve a, a fapa kal thei hlim – kum 1 miin a lo ei mai chuh!… a hmawr a rap hrual nawk2.. :p
November 7th, 2011 at 6:13 pm
Ka lo nui ve lawk..aKkekeekekeek..
November 7th, 2011 at 6:13 pm
Tuaisiala hi fiamthu i thiam hi maw le. Eizawn nan pawh hmang la, i hlawhtlin pui khawp ang. I fiamthu ho ka chhiar ka chhiar hnu hian ‘viagra’ chu i mamawh lo top ang tih ka ring..hihi :fiamthu:
November 7th, 2011 at 6:30 pm
28. Kan nuih chhuah vak chuh!!!!hahahaha 😀
November 7th, 2011 at 6:40 pm
😛
November 7th, 2011 at 6:50 pm
A inkhawm khat lutuk, a va inkhawm ve kha ‘spy’ emaw an lo ti vel 😛
November 7th, 2011 at 7:16 pm
Tui hleuh a’n intithiam mai mai khawp a. “Ka luh thûk poh leh hmelhriat ka ngah,” te a ti vel.
November 7th, 2011 at 7:18 pm
Judge: In nu chu khawi laiah maw an pawngsual?
Pasal: (An nu pawnfen a hlîm sauh sauh a..) Ka pu, he laiah tak hian…!
November 7th, 2011 at 7:24 pm
TS ha ha!! #51 pawh chu,, ka va nuinasa em.. Tha thei e..
November 7th, 2011 at 7:26 pm
#50 na chu ka va duh mai mai em..!!
November 7th, 2011 at 7:31 pm
#50 leh #51 hian ka nuih an ti za anih chu mawle.
November 7th, 2011 at 7:46 pm
“Kei chu roadroller-ah ka chuang tawh dawn lo reng reng,” a tia, a chhan an han zawh chuan, “Kan lang rei thei bik em mai,” a ti tawp!
November 7th, 2011 at 8:32 pm
Haha 50 chu ka duh lutuk
November 7th, 2011 at 8:42 pm
#51 khi!
November 7th, 2011 at 9:00 pm
Thlatin maia min nuihtirtu TuaiSialA….. ‘Dam reng rawh se’
November 7th, 2011 at 9:16 pm
in ho hlawm roh eeeee!!!!
November 7th, 2011 at 9:53 pm
Rukru pawh kha a che chhe mai mai. Dawr rawk a tum ve a, lumehna dawr lek a lo ni sia. A hrilhhai chuamahin a nui kur kur ringawt.
November 7th, 2011 at 11:13 pm
@60,HAHAHAHA
November 7th, 2011 at 11:19 pm
FIamthu hi in uar riau mai, post tur ngaihtuah ve teh ang. Alejendro pawn a post alawm le!
November 7th, 2011 at 11:50 pm
vitamin tam tak min pe leh ta…
Tsa nge nge
November 8th, 2011 at 12:13 am
Phone a zuar ve teuh a, tuman an lei duh si lo va, a thin a rim a, a vaiin a play rual vak vak mai.
November 8th, 2011 at 12:21 am
Kohhran pakhat pawh hi an han hlim khawp a, an upa pakhat hian tawnghriatloh a bei nasa khawp a, a tawnghriatloh an han ngaithla chiang chu, “Khumbeu hi a tah a har har nen, a man a tlawm phian,” rang tawkin a lo ti char char hi a lo nia.
November 8th, 2011 at 12:30 am
A vai zawng2 in
November 8th, 2011 at 1:04 am
Ha…,.ha…..! Thlatin fiamthu ah tun thla ka la duh ber. #6 hi…
#55,, roadroller sawi takah chuan….
fiah peih phei chuan tak2 ani maithei.
Roadroller in Champhai an kal dawn…zingkar ah Kulikawn atang an chhuak…Bawngkawn ah tlai chaw an ei phei…
November 8th, 2011 at 1:23 am
50.laltuaipui leh! Zan reiah ka va nui nasa mai mai ve le!
Khumbeu story khii..
November 8th, 2011 at 5:18 am
Hah ha ha haaaa..lalts KMT…

security fiamthu hian mi ti nui nasa lu tuk..
November 8th, 2011 at 10:26 am
November 8th, 2011 at 10:38 am
NUN TIHLIMTU (Fiamthu Bu) Tuaisiala buatsaih chu peih fel tep a ni ta! Phek 128 dawn lai a ni … phek tin tlar tinin a dek za dulthuar na urh ngei dawn che!
November 10th, 2011 at 12:43 am
Bonus hi in pe hur deuh ziah mai… A tha phian bawk sia..