Chickens : The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
Committee : A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Handkerchief : Cold storage.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Refrigerator : Combination art gallery and air-conditioner for the kitchen.
Secret : Something you tell to one person at a time.
Vegetarian : Old Indian word for bad hunter.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Professor : Someone who talks in someone else’s sleep.
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February 1st, 2012 at 3:16 am
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February 1st, 2012 at 3:42 am
Dik hlawm angreng ve a
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February 1st, 2012 at 5:54 am
Triple LIKE
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February 1st, 2012 at 6:13 am
Tha hlawm lutuk tlat.
tren tren
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February 1st, 2012 at 6:20 am
Ha3. Van tha hlawm em em ve.
hmun 70.
Ka duh awt awt hlawm lutuk.
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February 1st, 2012 at 6:58 am
haha tha hlawm lutuks, tiang ang chi hi chhiar a nuam, min ti hlim
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February 1st, 2012 at 7:33 am
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February 1st, 2012 at 7:48 am
LMAO ava hit rem rem ve ka duh lutuk
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February 1st, 2012 at 9:52 am
Boss tih tak khi
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February 1st, 2012 at 9:54 am
Tha reuh lutuk
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February 1st, 2012 at 9:56 am
Funny Definitions tih ka hmuh khian Funny post emaw ka lo ti vel.
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February 1st, 2012 at 10:04 am
Chhiar tawh ni mah se a hlimawm e..
@ Sãñgpüîípã… I lo ni ve tho elo? Kei paw’n Funny-a post emaw ka ti tho …
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February 1st, 2012 at 10:22 am
min lo rel elaw a
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February 1st, 2012 at 10:42 am
Hihihi
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February 1st, 2012 at 10:54 am
@ funny… rel lo e, kan lo train (=rel) che..
Vegetarian definition khi ka duh ber. Vai inla vegetarian lutuk, an ui/zawhte thlenga vegetarian diet pe ho hi an nuihzatthlak, an la intithei zawk lehnghal a…
(Ka OT em aw..??)
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February 1st, 2012 at 11:06 am
Haha…hmaaaaaaaaaaaan 198* vel bawr a YMA chanchinbu mi ti hre chhuak :D:D:D:D
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February 1st, 2012 at 11:25 am
Church elder : One who preach in someone else’s sleep.
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February 1st, 2012 at 11:37 am
Source pek hram hi a tha maw le…..chhiar belh duh tan pawh thil hlu!
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February 1st, 2012 at 11:44 am
Hei pawh Save leh hmak chi a ni tlat mai.
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February 1st, 2012 at 12:14 pm
Pu lushai_er tuna mi hi chu source hran hran a tammmm lutuka, ka rawn dah sak ta lo mai. A first definition khi copy zeuh la, google search a paste la, enter hmeh chuan result tam tawkkkk i hmu ang. Link hran hran ah chuan he post a mi aia tam definition a lo awm ang.
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February 1st, 2012 at 12:27 pm
Min va tihlim ve..
Tha lutuk
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February 1st, 2012 at 1:45 pm
Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do..
hei hi ka duh tlats.
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