11 “Don’t-Tell-the-Husband” Secrets All Women Keep

August 22nd, 2006 4:53 pm by BlackWhite

Quote: “We women are well aware that most of the time we’re a profound mystery to men. And for the most part, we like it that way. But the thought has occurred to just about every woman: Would it really be so bad if he knew _________ about me? Wouldn’t it help him understand me better? And more importantly, Wouldn’t he annoy me less if he knew what I really wanted?”

1. Everything we buy for ourselves—shoes, a skirt, even just stuff from the drugstore—really costs 20 percent more than we tell you it did.
2. We actually think about sex—with you!—a lot.
3. We’re just as nervous about commitment as you are.
4. We may be modern and independent, but we still want you to be “the man.”
5. Our ex-boyfriends were not completely terrible in bed.
6. We’re scared that we’ll turn into our mothers.
7. We want you to be jealous—but just a little bit.
8. Yes, we fantasize about hot celebrity guys, but that doesn’t mean we want you to be them.
10. We really do notice and appreciate all the chores you do.
11. We love you with all our hearts, but we still get wistful about the fact that we’ll never feel that falling-in-love sizzle and spark again.

As written in MSN Lifestyle.

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15 Responses to “11 “Don’t-Tell-the-Husband” Secrets All Women Keep”

  1. 1
    J Says:

    Hey, you took the words right out of my mouth, bw. Ah men…woops, amen ka tihna :D

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  2. 2
    BlackWhite Says:

    I guess No 12. should be…”We REALLY love your money” :D

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  3. 3
    BlackWhite Says:

    What gives women the impression that we actually care what they secretly think? :P :D

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  4. 4
    J Says:

    Well, don’t you? Secretly? :P

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  5. 5
    benjamin Says:

    #7 I will keep that in mind

    #10 No problem with me. I love, especially helping them. It would help if they tell me everything on my 1st trip to the grocery.

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  6. 6
    life10 Says:

    what makes guys think we want their money??? hell–oooo today, women have money of our own ok?? its not just your money we want for chrissakes!! we have our own money in todays world!! we work .we earn. …does it ever occur to men that we may want you to just pamper us..give us a lot of TLC ,be good company and not just shove us aside like pretty dolls with no brains..respect us for what or who we are?? and yes !! give us good orgasms!!! :) ..we have our own money to buy our own shoes and bags..and hey we could even take u on that vacation if u are reallyyy good..(oopps there goes the male ego!! that says..”oh u helpless damsel!! lemme be ur hero”..) lolzzz

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    benjamin Says:

    * The problem with men and women is often communication gap. We men understand “YES” and “N0”, not all the hidden meanings behind and in between.

    * Women should stop believing what they read in M & B doesn’t have to be the ideal romantic love life. Just because I missed something a guy did for her in M&B doesn’t mean I don’t love her.

    * Women should be kept as far away as possible from magazines like Cosmo, Femina etc… which give them tips on how to screw , enslave and manipulate men.

    * It’s true , we love women. They just make it too difficult to love them.

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  8. 8
    benjamin Says:

    give us good orgasms!

    Hahahaha…. do you want me to bring out the-early-morning-coffee-in bed tale :-)

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  9. 9
    BlackWhite Says:

    life10 wrote:

    today, women have money of our own ok??….

    BLa BLa BLa :D

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  10. 10
    J Says:

    LMWAO…. tell it like it is, life10! :)

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  11. 11
    life10 Says:

    benjamin..not that again!!! lolzzz.

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  12. 12
    benjamin Says:

    hehe.. ka sawi lo mai ang. Mahse ka la hre reng.

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    apatea Says:

    ..and hey we could even take u on that vacation if u are reallyyy good

    thats nice… why didnt My girl take me out some place, that’ll be really really cool

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    Sandman Says:

    Haha what do u mean its a secret? Many guys are already well aware of those facts mentioned but we act as if we don’t know just to make women think they have the upper hand because theythink they know something their husbands don’t. :-P

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    zoho Says:

    haha..girls when we say we love you, we are just imitating, becoz we dont really have one,not that we don’t love you but that we JUST DONT HAVE THE GLAND that you HAVE.

    But we ALL have one thing in mind that you’ll NEVER.. NEVER.. KNOW.. ;-) and it’s better if it goes like that forever… please don’t blame us, blame it on the adrenaline..

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