10 reasons computers must be Males

August 28th, 2006 7:23 pm by father_sphinx

Top 10 reasons computers must be male:

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

3. The lights are on but nobody’s home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

1. Size does matter.

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11 Responses to “10 reasons computers must be Males”

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J Says:
August 28th, 2006 at 7:40 pm
Quote: They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

Amen, a dik lutuk
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dakul_sphinx Says:
August 28th, 2006 at 8:37 pm
thui thui thui tiang hi mo in post tak jiah aaaa
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father_sphinx Says:
August 28th, 2006 at 8:47 pm
ek-a….ron trong ron trong suh…..
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benjamin Says:
August 28th, 2006 at 8:48 pm
Forget it. Computers aren’t male. They can’t satisfy themselves
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Misual Says:
August 29th, 2006 at 3:27 am
Some reasons computers must be Females:

1. They hung-up once in a while for no good reason.

2. They are money guzzler.

3. You need to buy a lot of fancy accesories to make them happy.

4. A brand new model today…. will be an old model 5 yrs from now.

5. You can throw them away once they get old…. OR give them to the children and get a new model to play with.

6. Ka hre tawh leu

7. YOU CAN’t LiVe Without them… waaah!! Waaah!! …hi hi
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benjamin Says:
August 29th, 2006 at 5:26 am
Computers aren’t females. Computer do exactly what you tell them to do. Females don’t
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nasty Says:
August 29th, 2006 at 5:48 am
ha………….; haaaaa

never forget WOMEN POWER
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benjamin Says:
August 29th, 2006 at 5:51 am
hehe I mean to say.. stop this nonsense. Computer aren’t female, aren’t male.
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nasty Says:
August 29th, 2006 at 6:03 am
mate,,, i soi dik buttt n’oblie pas the female are more worshipided en tout le monde
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tiger Says:
December 19th, 2006 at 10:23 pm
computers are officially hermaphrodite, they,re the veritable danny la rue of the modern age
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Maya Says:
March 14th, 2012 at 6:28 am