American comedian Mark Manne’s new song mocks the heiress who is famous for being famous for indecently famous things in a satirical tirade during a rendition of his ballad “Everything That is Wrong with America Today” (aka The Paris Hilton Song). Check it out!
Paris, I want to hit you in the face with a bat
Because you pampered your dog,
then got rid of her when she got fat.
You must have paid the studio some money
to put you in the ‘House of Wax”
Cause you got no talent,
you can’t act, and you can’t sing.
You’re not that pretty, you’re not that hot,
you’re not even interesting.
Paris Hilton, why do I even know your name?
Is it the short skirts? No! ‘The Simple Life”?
No! It’s cause you’ll have sex with anything!
You’re so mean, all bathed in green,
an amateur porno queen
Go away, just go away from here, go away.
Leaving aside all modesty and going for straightforward openness, Miss Hilton says that she is a one-of-a-kind woman, the icon of the 21st century of which all men dream of and women aspire.
In her own words full of wisdom Paris said: ‘There’s nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde – like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana – and, right now, I’m that icon’. Don’t you love that?
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