Zei Book – Part 1

February 6th, 2007 8:10 pm by SiLent_Man

Hmeichhia chuan eng ang mi nge i duh ti in a zawt che anga, nang chuan hmeltha deuh fel deuh (nui chung in) nang mah ang :D hi a ni mai te i ti ang. Hmeichhia chuan lai deuh chungin, kei ni ang te chu an tha dawn a mi, te a lo ti ang.

Q. Engtin nge chhas kan neih theih ang?

Ans: Hmeichhia i duh zawng tak kha i va bem mai dawn a ni.

Q. Engtin nge kan bem ang?

Ans: I bem dan tur chu chi hrang hrang a awm:-

1. I thian te hnen ah sawiin i in biak tir ang.

2. Ama bul hnai ah awm dan i ngaih tuah ang.

3. A thian te emaw a unau te emaw i kawm ngeih ang.

4. A tam thei ang ber hmuh i tum ang.

5. Thil eng e maw pein (e.g. Pangpar, Present etc) Nangmahin i in sawi lut thei bawk.

6. A bulah kalin min duh em? i ti thei bawk ang.(Huaisen erawh a ngai).

7. Tuikang nghah pahin i bem thei bawk ang.

8. Kawng ah i hmu a nih chuan, a haw na hriat tumin i zui ru ang. An in i hriat ve leh, a pa hming i chhinchhiah ang a, hmanhmawh takin i haw la, Phone directory ah number i zawng ang a, I phone tawh mai dawn a ni.

9. Sum leh pai ngah tak emaw mi neinung tak i nih chuan a Nu emaw a Pa emaw kal tlangin i bem thei bawk ang

10. Party naah emaw huau huau ni khuain, hmeichhia chu it tak a melh in emaw mitmei hmuh in i sir mit tur ani. Tichuan i kawmfal ang a, i in sawi lut mai tur a ni.

11. Kawngpuia a kal lai chu uang miah loin a hma zawn ah chuan i va ding ang a, min duh em? i va ti mai dawn ani.

12. Lehkha thawn hmang in emaw i bem thei ang.

13. I la piang thar lo anih chuan han pingthar la vawihnih vel i inkhawm chuan nuam sa tak in i bem thei tawh dawn a lo ni.

A bul a i awm hunah chuan i be vel ang a, i biak dan tur chu, i hmel hriat sa a nih loh chuan a hming te i zawt a nga, an veng te i zawt ang, i hmel hriat sa a nih ve thung chuan , i dam maw? Eng nge i tih thin tun lai te i ti a nga. Chuan thu ho mai mai fiamthu lam pang te i sawi ang, mah se fiamthu lam pang chu i sawi na sa lutuk tur ani lo.

Fiamthu lu tuk, ho lutuk chu sawipui tur a ni lo. Fiamthu pangngai tak i sawipui ang a, chu mi kar ah chuan thu tak tlem tlem i telh zeuh zeuh dawn a ni. Nui deuh chungin thutak run lo in, chhas i nei em, i ti ang a.

Nei lo a lo ti ang, a chhan chu chhas nei lai te pawh hi han zawh thut chuan neilo an lo ti tlangpui. A mah pawh in a lo zawt ve ang che a nga, nang pawn nei lo te i ti ve ang. Fiamthu in tu man min duh lo te i han ti vel dawn a ni. Hmeichhia chuan a awih awm loh! Chhas a ngah lu tuk an tih che kha a lo ti ang a, chuan nui chung in teuh lo mai i ti ang. Nang pawh chhas i nei an tih che kha i ti anga, hmeichhia chuan ka awih lo, eng tin nge i hriat , a lo tih chuan chhas a nei tih na a ni mai.

Mi in an sawi i ti tlat dawn a ni. Hmeichhia chuan teuh lo mai an ti mai mai a nih chu a lo ti anga, chuan nang pawh chuan kei chu ka hmu zo lo lutuk a te i ti ang. Hmeichhia chuan ka awih lo i luck em kha a lo ti leh a nga. Chuan, nui chung in kan hmu zo lo lutuk anih hi i ti anga chuan Hmeichhe hnen ah chuan Chhas tur min zawn sak la a tha ang, te i ti la.

Hmeichhia chuan eng ang mi nge i duh ti in a zawt che anga, nang chuan hmeltha deuh fel deuh (nui chung in) nang mah ang :D hi a ni mai te i ti ang. Hmeichhia chuan lai deuh chungin, kei ni ang te chu an tha dawn a mi, te a lo ti ang.

Nangpawh chuan nangmah ang te chu duhthusam a lawm i ti ang a (zawi deuh hlek in :-) ) Taktak ah, nang ni ang te chuan min duh lo ang, i ti vel anga, chuan hmeichhia chu in chhan tir kher lo in a tawng hma in i tawng khalh ang. Taktakah, Phone number te min pek loh chuan eng tin nge min hrilh theih ang, han ti la.

Hmeichhia chuan phone number chu a pe che ang a, engzat nge in number, tiin a zawt ve ngei che ang. Nang pawh chuan i lo hrilh ve ang a, tichuan nangmah chuan hei i Phone number te ka hre bawk a ka phone tlut tlut mai dawn che ania, te i han ti fiamthu la a.

Hmeichhia chu a nui vel anga, nang chuan Chhas chu min lo zawn sak dawn nia aw, ti la. Tichuan, a bulah rei lutuk i awm nghal chuan sawi tur te a van mai bak ah tawngsual te a awl a. Chuvaning, thil tih tur nei ang takin i in sawi ang a, i kal san rih ang. I kal dawn chuan, ka kal phawt mai ang ka rawn phone dawn che a nia aw, I ti dawn nia.

Q.Eng tin nge chuan kan in ngaihzawn tak ang?

..to be continued.

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34 Responses to “Zei Book – Part 1”

  1. 1
    superstrr Says:

    hui hamzzz…misual mipa ho chuh…va han torh hleh om don hlom ve mo le awwwww

    ..hei zei dan ron tar lang pap mai siah

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    methinks Says:

    i am sure these tips will work like magic for high school kids & tweens …………….
    Btw , @no. 8 , its called : STALKING , so beware , ok , kiddos ( remember caller ID……. : )

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  3. 3
    J Says:

    Hahaha ron thloh tha chiangkuang Silent_Man :D I try chhin vek toh hlom em? I lehkhabu chhar thar hi i hlok pui dan te ron post chhom zel roh auh? :D

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  4. 4
    ammi Says:

    va den dawn hlawm ve ooo kan misual.com mipa hi :-) a theory chuan i zei hmel hle mai silent_man :-)

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  5. 5
    myself Says:

    good jokes………………”beware of people who try to generalise individuality of a person, they may have their own statistics, but we dont understand their statistics and their conclusion” hahhahaa……it is a good joke………….

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  6. 6
    Zorun Says:

    Ka hmangaih che ti dawt ila, min lo duh loh chuan, ee..tih mai tur.. nula te chu a no no alom tha chho zel..te ka tia..lolzz

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  7. 7
    nasty Says:

    ee, silent_man chu, training va la nasa om ve o, heng zawng zawng i pass hun ah chuan tlangval ah i chhiar ve theih toh ang

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    anonymous Says:

    fai em em phot maise nula tan chuan duhom vek mipa zeilo i nih palh pon tong jut jut loin fai takin awm la,nula in an lo bem sup sup mai ang che

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  9. 9
    Anonymous Says:

    :-) ka pawm zawng tak..mipa smart taka inchei fai bawk si hi chuan nula hi an hip riau sin.

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  10. 10
    nasty Says:

    @anon ,,fai em em ringawt a ni lo , zei tel angai a lom,
    in chei smart ringawt a ni lo

    fai thlawn ringawt zei lo tut chhas neih chu ek bel uih thur thur bul a thut ang vel a ni,,an smart pauh leh luak a hnai ting a ni mai.

    tlangval zeiness a ni e

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  11. 11
    HJ Says:

    Misual.comers mipa te chuan Misual.comers hmeichhia i bem dawn chuan a NUmber leh a para khian sawi mai ula…a awlsam phian ang…kan chhiar tlang threuh bawk sia…Hahahaha J-i pawh BEM beisei tawkin a lo thu ve kar ang chu!!!

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  12. 12
    Anonymous Says:

    an formula rawn thehchhuah khi a la beginers theory riau mai ..cross my fingers what comes next ??? :-)

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  13. 13
    spikey Says:

    he thil ka chhiar hian hmanlai fiamthu pafa kungfu in zirtir kha min ti hre chhuak,
    “Apa-kut zungtrang pahnih a i mit and rawn kawh dawn chuan i kut chu sir zawngin i hnar zawnah i lo dah tur ani, chu chuan a dang ang..
    Mama-Nihleh Apa kutzungtrang pakhat chauhin rawn ti ta se…
    Apa-Aih Mama an ti lovang, an ti ngai lo”…hahaha
    My point is what IF, if and only if they say Yes I have a boyfren [thats one of the case] hahaha SHIFT TARGET? lolz!! and if they say No but u find out that they actually have a bf, best strategy is go up to the bf and tell him his gf is in denial abt their relationship ..bravo!!! u have a chance lolz!

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  14. 14
    J Says:

    Juju, ka thu kar lo a.. ka lo meng hru.. i hre sual deuh hlek. Chutianga a a numbar leh para chauh an ron kuot don anih chuan he payje hi preent aut a ngai don nih chuuu

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  15. 15
    SiLent_Man Says:

    Ka post a ni miahlo nia o. Tunlai Bena zirlai a nia. Ama hmingin post ngamlo ni mo? Nitin a sawi chhuak thin haha.

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  16. 16
    Lapin Says:

    lolzz..
    khitiang a nih chuan kan misual tlangval ho hi thla leh ah nupui min neih san vek a nge..:)

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  17. 17
    hmm Says:

    nula ho an lawm awm!!

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  18. 18
    th38r0k3n Says:

    engtin nge ka zei loh deuh hlek theih ang tih tawh lai a :)

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  19. 19
    ThugAngel Says:

    heng ziahna bu hi a awm tak2 amaw??? LMAOooo

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  20. 20
    Anonymous Says:

    SiLent_Man……school hong la………inzir ve tran atrul,ka tar don tlats:)

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  21. 21
    HJ Says:

    Hmanah pawh J-i hian “Tawih TRY (kherawlai) Hlawhtlinna kawng hrang hrang te” tih bu a lo chhuah ve tawh…hahaha

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  22. 22
    Anonymous Says:

    @ThugAngel: awm e mawle… Bena hian a nei a, a chhiar ziah. Midang hriat ve a hlau rap mawle

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  23. 23
    ammi Says:

    tips n tricks for beginers to zawk ula a bu hming ah hian!!sandman leh goldie hi in rawn lo a in publish hma in an ni hi mi hrat khawkheng an nia …no13#khi sandman apply hnu…hehehehehehe

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    Bluepumpkin Says:

    keichu zei deuh ni hi a ngai hranpa ka ti lo,min hmangaih tu tak2 cuan kan zei a mo zei lo a mo min hmangaih tho ang ….
    Hmeichhe tan chuan zei vak hi ngai ka ti lo,mipa te a lom hmeichhiate bem tu tur.mipa ho kha han in jir sup2 mai teh u :)

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  25. 25
    Zorun Says:

    Ka hriat dan mai mai chuan..mipate tana hmeichhe hiptu thenkhat chu;
    Ha fai..
    Kuttin leh kut hrim hrim fai taka enkawl leh seilo taka dah.
    Tawng zuah zuah chinglo.
    Mi karah pawh zahpuiawm loh tura zak duk duk lo..
    Hmeichhiate Care-a an ngaihdan ngaipawimawh sak..etc..

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  26. 26
    tetey Says:

    eh eh eh eh!!!! kei chu zei ka duh lo, zei lo poh ka duh chuang lo… mahni lan dan ang anga om top ngam ka duh:) sumthing extra ngai thloiss lo ka tan chuan:) ih… hrim2 in things that work out 4 one may not work out 4 ohters so… mahni style a apply mai a thra ber lo mo???? be urself!! tats the coolest thing;)

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    valbuanga Says:

    Wow ..ron lanloh chhungin lo che pui hlawm hle mai a… mahse… kei chuan jei ka ti vak tlat lo mai le… ka thiam der lo na a…kawng dang leh beiseilohna lam atang a min chhang thei hmeichhia hi an tam ltk tawh a…lol

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    Matetea Says:

    Mipa tan chuan duh te chu duh tih tawp tur, sawi ngam loh tih vel thing ltks… hmai chhan a hrilh ngam loh pon phone hi a lo remchang khop mai….. duh thu hrilh ngam loh tih vel te chu…… hmeltha tih deuh neih chuan hrilh tawp zel mai tur, min lo duh ve zel phei chuan kawp teuh mai tur… mahse hmangaih chu pakhat chiah neih tur.

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  29. 29
    sleepwitch.... Says:

    hey… geezz man… wats with the 11th point…. that needs a lot of guts n the gurl might noy like it!!!

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  30. 30
    aduhi Says:

    hahaha he post hi ka va hmu ka nui nasa lutuk.. part 2 & 3 hi chhiarzawm leh teh ang.

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  31. 31
    Kawnga Says:

    @aduhi chu! Va khawrhchhuak ril ve le… :lol:

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  32. 32
    Mr. TSA Says:

    Hahaha.. Nuih a va pe hnem ve! Tha lutuk tlat. :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:

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  33. 33
    zualbonez Says:

    heipawh :-S

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    TuaiSialA Says:

    Mr. TSA chuh!

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