Mi(sual) thil sawi thenkhat

May 23rd, 2011 3:15 pm by darkhuanga

Post title vuah dan tur pawh ka thiam lo, lo chhiar ve phawt mai teh u.

1. Lalruatkim, do you want punishment?
“Yes sir”
(Lalruatkima hi class 3 naupang a ni a, english medium a a kal tirhin “want” tih awm zia a hria a, punishment hi enge a hre lo a niang, a hnuah chuan a ri pawp)

2. My U Siami is in Zarkawt Pu Lal Thanhawla near the house.
(Primary school naupang pahnih in biakna)

3. If you fail in this class test, i’ll hang you upside down
(Science teacher in class test dawn a a sawi)

4. If you come to Mizoram i’ll kick your a**!!!
(Zirlai naupang pakhat vai ram a dawrkai nen an in ti thinrim a, tih vak ngaihna a hre lo a, ti hian a sawi ve hmiah)

5. Sir, lost my five rupees, where are you?
(‘Sir, ka cheng nga ka ti bo daih a, khawnge a awm ka hre lo’ tih a tumna a ni mai thei ani)

6. Close your eyes, what do you see? You see nothing. That is your future!
(Physics teacher in class a a sawi)

7. If you fail in the test, you will search pig food.
(Test a in fail chuan vawk chaw in zawng ang)

8. On that day you all were disappear, where are you?
(Teacher pakhatin class lak a tumin a zirlaiten class an lo bunk vek a, a hau let ve)

*Bonus: Homework in tih loh chuan in neck tie tial da rawk khawpin ka vua ang che u.
(Science teacher in a sawi, homework tih loh chu a chakawm loh ve tiah tiah)

128 Responses to “Mi(sual) thil sawi thenkhat”

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101
H.Vangchhia Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 2:59 am
#100

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Ozima Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:02 am
#101 tinge nangmah chu tingrim mi?

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Krista Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:04 am
100:

BBS Chawngte-a elementary ka kal lai pawh khan Scripture kan zir tel thin a. Tum khat chu heti hian zawhna a lo kal a:

Q:Who were a group of distinguished foreigners who were said to have visited Jesus after his birth?

Ka chakma thianpa(kristian nilo) chuan heti hian a chhang a-
A:The three CLEVER MEN from the East.

Kan nuih ati za hle.

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Ozima Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:11 am
#103 BBS chhuak ka thianpa pawh hian min hrilh a, alo chhuak ru a, a len kual vel hnu a va haw leh, warden in a kalna alo zawt. “I went to bazar, to see the queen” ti ve tawp.

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Krista Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:17 am
A dik ang, kha thil kha ka hunlai paw’n sawi mai mai kan ching.

Tum khat pawh kan thianpa hi class roomah an lo ti thinrim a, Zirtirtu la awm lai rengin a ding lawk a amah ti thinrimtu hnenah chuan heti hian a sawi-

” You and me, Challenge me?”( nang hian min cho em ni? )

Ziritirtu chawpin kan nui vek.

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blackmagicwoman Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:21 am
Ozima leh krista te chu in van hre mak thei ve! ”it is called mapuia” tih khi a tak² a nih ka ring tlat

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Ozima Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:22 am
Thingtlang naupang saptawng pawh a intro thiamlo kha devotion-ah saptawnga tawngtai ngai si, tih ngaihna awm hek lo le, “let us pray…………. midang maimitchhin hnuah a ziak chhiar zaih

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Ozima Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:24 am
@BMW tak tak ni e, Lunglei khuaa mi sawi a nia.

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Krista Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:25 am
@BMW: Tak tak ni ang chu mawle, amah hi a nia….

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Ozima Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:32 am
Kohhran sikul a kal kha chu changchuan a hahthlak a sin, ‘I follow the moscow, down to goalkeeper…….tiin lo sa ve ngang ngang a, hostel monitor alo kal thut, hostel guitar hmangin love song sak phal loh, mi ala hrem tho, saptui tin hnih kawh tur.

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blackmagicwoman Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:37 am
‘I follow the moscow, down to goalkeeper……
Hets! love song sa suh u! hahhaha…ka mittui a tla phung mai!

@krista: mapuia hi a hre thra e, tiraw?

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Ozima Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:43 am
@BMW: love song sak duh chang chuan “forever and ever, amen” kha kan sa mai a lawm. monitor paw’n min hrem ngailo a tawpah “amen” tih a awm a…

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Krista Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:49 am
@BMW: Hre tha thei em! A dang pawh a ngah ang.

Tum khat pawh kan u pakhat hi hostelah khan a lo awm tir ve a.( Amah hi lo online thin reuh mai ang ahhh.. ) Toilet-ah hian Adonil leh Brush hi kan dah thin a. Inthiar tura a kal hmasak ber tumin khatia adonil leh toilet brush awm ngawt kha mak a ti hle a. Hmanna tur zawng zawng a ngaihtuah hnuin a hmanna tur a hre ta ngang lo a. Chuan hmanna tur awm ang ber nia a hria ah a hmang ta- Brush chuan a mawng a hru thuak thuak a, tin adonil chuan a kam a thuah ta a. Chet-chhiat sawina hun kan nei thin a, chutah chuan he thil thleng hi a sawi alawm le. Kan nui nasa ngang mai.
Zokhua atanga kal kan tam thin avang hian kumtin hetiang zawnga che buai hi kan awm leh keuh thin.

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blackmagicwoman Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:56 am
krista, toilet brush a mawng brush thuak² chu ka ten eee! lolzz A van sawi chhuak zak lo zawk!
Tikhan lo sawi zawm char ru². Zing thawh hunah ka rawn nui zawm leh ang. Mathrawks u le!

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Ozima Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 3:57 am
#113 khi khi keimah ka nilo a nia , BHSS(sir muantea te sikul) hostel thar luah ho hi chu an che bawnra ve hrim hrim

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Krista Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 4:10 am
#114: Zokhua atanga kal chu kan che mak thin alawm. A awm rei hnuah kan monitorte a ni ta hial a. Amah kha adveturious ve deuh chi a ni hrim hrim a, lehkha pawh a thiam, leadership pawh a nei tha. Tin, Chetchhiat-sawina programme-ah chuan engmah sawi hreh kan nei ngai lo.

Chuan, ‘Ka sawi mi chu ka chung ami hi a ni lo e’ pawh ka ti miah lo a. Maithawks le!

Mut a hun deuh tawh a ni a. Naktuk lamah kan chhunzawm leh mai dawn em ni tiraw ka U??? Nangpawh mangtha aw. Zanin chu ka puan nasa hle mai che…..

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H.Vangchhia Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 4:18 am
Zokhua = Mizoram ang tlangrama khaw awm, hmun zo (highland)taka khua sawina. Sikkim te khi a ram a ‘zo’ vah ania.

Thingtlang = Khawte, khawpui tak tak tling phalo (Village).

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Ozima Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 4:28 am
#117 Krisa te ho tuikuk rama seilian, luipui kama awm reng an nih ve avang hian zokhua(hmunsang) hi an ngaisang em a lawm.

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H.Vangchhia Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 5:10 am
Ozima

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Ozima Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 5:52 am
@HV

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Argo Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 7:26 am
“Brother, are u rice?”
Hmanah tawh ka roommate vai pakhatin “Chaw i ei tawh em?” tia min zawhna a nih hi…tui lem lo zetin “yes” ka’n tih kha

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ChhanaPa Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 9:18 am
krista, sawi tur va hre ve a! tunge ozima in ti hi? ka va hriat hmel ve! Toilet brush a mawng brush i sawi poh khi amah ka la hria.

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rose10 parvuli Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 9:22 am
#82 hmarnanawm. thil dikloa midangin an tih avanga hnual ai chuan midang tihdikloh atanga kan inzir hi a pawimawh reng asin. miin min nuih a nih pawhin engahmah ngaihloha insiamthat keuh hi a finthlak fo, tin, khing ho zawng zawngte pawh khi an tumna leh an hman ngamna khi chhuanawm takl tak vek an ni. zam suh, saptawqng hi hmang fo rawh, tumah mifamkin an awm si lo a

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Ozima Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 4:58 pm
@ChhanaPa: toilet brush hman lai khi i hria maw? nih chuan keichu min hre hman lovang toilet brush aia hmawlhte hman hun lai kha nia …………

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darkhuanga Says:
May 24th, 2011 at 6:23 pm
a zun a chhuak a, sap tawng a dil kha a ngai ve si a, an miss hnenah a va kal a “Miss, i want to tur tur”
(tur tur = zung tur tur)

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Krista Says:
May 25th, 2011 at 1:31 am
Hnam Sakhua avanga han tih hluai pawh hi a nuam lo deuh e a..hetah hian comment leh keuh mai te’ng.

He thil hi tlema a special deuh avangin ka sawi duh chiah lem lo a. Mahse tuemaw tal a lo tih hlim takin ka’n sawi ang e.

Tum khat chu Hostela kan awm lai vek khan kan U pakhat hi a uang peih thin khawp a. Hun awlah hian a naute ho hi a khawm a, thil engemaw hi a tihpui thin.

Tumkhat chu- Zan lamah hian a nuate hi a lo hawikhawm leh a, a thlalak(album) chhuanvawr, ama bialnu lan tamna kha a phawrh ta a lawm le. Chuan a nuate chuan an thut bial laih a, bawhtu an tam deuh avangin a naute bak kha chu tute in nge lo ngaithla ve tih kha a ngaihtuah lem lo.

Thlalak chu a keu den den a, phek tin mai chu a hrilhfiah zel a. A bialnu nena an awm damte leh a hmun leh hunte a sawi zel a.

Chuan uar fahranin a chhass thlalak chu a kawk a. Heti hian a sawi a, ” Helai thlalak hi chu ka spreng sprawng hma ania, chuan helaia a thlalak hi chu ka spreng sprawng hnua a lak a ni” a ti ta. Mahse an zingah khan Sir kha a lo awm reng mai lo niin. Sir chuan, ” Lal() i naute bulah zahmawh zawngin fiamthu thawh suh” a ti a ni awm e. A zak ve fu aniang, sawi chhuah vak pawh a duh lem lo. Machete J tena dim baksak loa report an han pe thin kha chu a nuihzat-thlak ve mai mai asin.

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darkhuanga Says:
May 25th, 2011 at 3:25 am
@ saint sammoo (#21) i buaina hi opera browser hmang a, mitmin lak ang huai a nih loh pawhin i tan chuan hnara hlit phawi ang a ni ngei ang le..lo hmang la, i post kan lo chang ang e

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darkhuanga Says:
May 25th, 2011 at 3:29 am
‘spreng sprawng’ – phuah mawihnai lutuk..kan thianpa pakhat pek hian vai dawrah pork pani(=pork soup) tiin zuk lam mauh pek a!

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