What is India : Classification

September 20th, 2011 4:00 pm by Nghatunval

Hei hi khawi atanga ka neih nge ka neih nge ka hre tawh lo va, mahse ka chhiar hian ka nuih a za a, ka nui ru tet tet fo mai. Misual.commer ho zingah a hre tawh kan awm pawhin kan hriat nawnna nisela, a la hrelo tan tibengvartu lo ni teh se. English a ni ve khanglang leh nghal a. Chhiar rawh le.

What is  INDIA ?
= A nation where PIZZA reaches home faster than AMBULANCE & POLICE. Where you get CAR LOAN @8% but EDUCATION  LOAN @12%. Where 1 kg ONION is Rs.24 but SIM CARD free. Olympic shooter wins GOLD, goverment gives 3 crore. another shooter dies fighting with TERRORIST. GOVT pays 1 lakh. Really, What an  incredible INDIA !

CLASSIFICATION:

Manmohan Singh – “ We are sending Indians to the moon next year”.
Obama – Oh! How many???
PM – 100… 35 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 10 handicapped, 5 sports quota, 4 minority & if possible….1 astronaut…….

CORRUPTION:

# All of our politicians play KBC in reverse manner. They make crores and crores first and then answer the questions later.

# After getting fed up with ever increasing corruption, the Prime Mnister decided to bring a law to curb corruption by legalizing corruption. The salient features of the law are—-
Corruption limits for various posts –

Central Minister    -50 crore
State Ministe         -40 crore
an MP                 —30 crore
an MLA              —20 crore
an IAS                —20 crore
a Clerk                —50 lakhs
a Peon                 —50 thousand and above all

for PM—-no limit
Law also says that crossing this limit will fetch severe punishment.
Latest update—all parties have welcomed this and hoped that now there will be no corruption.

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40 Responses to “What is India : Classification”

  1. 1
    chhangteval Says:

    Sms in ka dawng hlawm tawh in ka hria :-)
    India ramah hian Ek In aia Mobile Phone a tam zawk an tih hi ka awih lo thin a, mahse ka awih tawh tunah chuan ka awih ve ta!

  2. 2
    chhangteval Says:

    #achunga ka kawmen tawp lampang mai mai chu(h)

  3. 3
    century child Says:

    HAHAHA

  4. 4
    bulaya Says:

    Fiamthu mai mai a ni na a hei pawh hi…

    Lalu thanking obama after his stay in America-

    “Thank you for ur hospitality.when you come 2 india.god promis, i wil also hospitalise u…..”

  5. 5
    Chhuaklinga Says:

    A va dang dai ve, ka vawikhat hriatna, ka nuih pui huk huk mai. :D

    Tha lutuk, tiang lam hi han ti zel teh, ka duh chi. (Y)

  6. 6
    Ozima Says:

    OT: Salem veng news ka zawnga ka hmu mai lo tlat….naupang motor in a chil hlum an tih kha tak tak ni maw.

  7. 7
    rowland vanlalawia Says:

    A ang awm kher mai..ka vawikhat hriat na! Beng ati varin ‘NGAIHTUAHNA “MIN PE” KHAWP MAI.’

  8. 8
    superpinqponq Says:

    A va tha hlawm tak ve.. (Y)
    Nghatunval (Y) (C) hairehai ;-)

  9. 9
    mr. rowlenn Says:

    It makes me think that What should american people say their own?

  10. 10
    Sony Says:

    “ We are sending Indians to the moon next year”.
    Obama: How much Indians will be sent to moon?
    “At least 100 crores (1 billion)”

  11. 11
    Thingtlang pa Says:

    Haha..ka va nui ve (Y)

  12. 12
    khumchikthei Says:

    Ahuahuahuahua. Tha khawp mai a dik duh hmel bawk si.

    …Khrum

  13. 13
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    Hindustan :-P (Y)

  14. 14
    Chhuanawma Royte Says:

    A dang han ti zel teh u…..

  15. 15
    ma-a Says:

    Mera Bharat mahan hai!Hamara desh me, eisa hota he,”expect the unexpected”Hairahai.. :-P

  16. 16
    lushai_er Says:

    funny-a comment-ah ka chhiar tawh tlatin ka hria…NOI

  17. 17
    century child Says:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-NKL-Vgt1E

  18. 18
    benjamin rualthanzauva Says:

    “hrelo tan tibengvartu lo ni teh se”
    Sorry. Bengvarhna a nihna ka hre lo.

    “Hei hi khawi atanga ka neih nge ka neih nge ka hre tawh lo va”
    google la, i hmu teuh ang.

  19. 19
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    #18 Hriat loh hriat hi minti bengvartu ani mai lawm ni? sha la la ♫ ♫

    Aman a neihna a hre chhuak zo tawhlo anih mai hmel e hairehai ;-) :-P

  20. 20
    Aryan Says:

    Indiatimes ah ka chhiar a, Indian Hockey Team kha Asia Cup Champion an ni a India Hockey thunei tu ten Rs 25,000 diat diat in lawmman an pe anih chu :D An thinrim ve khawp mai Aizawla “manhunt” mai mai ah awh Rs nuaih 1 an hlawh tawh lai a :-O

  21. 21
    ReMpY_ScisSoR Says:

    toilet aia mobile phone tamna India tih hi a awmzia k hrelo. Khoi ramah poh toilet ai chuan mobile phone chu a tam ang chu, Usa atanga andaman nicobar island thlengin. 6 member chhungkua ah 4 in mobile phn an nei thei, mse toilet 4 neih a trul kher lo a, 2 a tawk reng. Education loan hi 12% a ni toh lo ang..pikiuh!

  22. 22
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    Mizo Idol LIVE

    https://www.tikilive.com/show/mizo-idol

    Tunah Richard ramdinpuia a zai chiah/mek. Sailova hla asa hlerh hlerh mai hairehai :P

  23. 23
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    #22 Richarda chuan, “Ka vote theihna chu 3 31 a ni,” a ti talh talh mai. Zonuni lah chuan US atanga kan thlir thu te apuang vel hairehai…nuam lutuk :-P

  24. 24
    ZerO Says:

    Tunge top 10 atanga tla? Mi post-a lo OT vak chu nuam lo e

  25. 25
    Hotshot Says:

    Pu HV, Mizoram zawk atangin kan en ve thei lo. Ka connection muan vang a ni ngei ang. Tunge top ten atangin tla aw? A hria chuan khawngaihin min lo share please.

    Latest update—all parties have welcomed this and hoped that now there will be no corruption. Hahaha
    Ka OT full miah lo a nia. :))

  26. 26
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    Hotshot #25 chutiang top 10 atanga tla an puan lai ka en hmanlo ani maithei. Tunah chuan tu emawni (a hming ka theihnghilh) a zai hlerh hlerh mai hairehai :-P

  27. 27
    ZerO Says:

    Top 10 atangin Thiamchantira, Chamring a tla nih chu.

    Post neitupa a hmaizahawm hle mai a ;-)

  28. 28
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    Tuna zai hi a bawn khawp mai hahahaha Roluahpuii

  29. 29
    ZerO Says:

    HV, Reiek chhas nih hi. A thiam fi fi tiraw :P Ka vote dawn hey hey

  30. 30
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    ZerO, Thiante 3 a puangtu leh judge ah an tang chu thlir an nuam mange. An aw han hriat pawh a nuam mange. :-)

  31. 31
    mach3 Says:

    20, khi tak2 ami a? Ava ho awm ve?

  32. 32
    Silver Oak Says:

    education loan hi chu apung atam khop mai, Zirlai tam tak pon an nu leh pa ten Loan an puk zawk fo . Ambulance chu kan Zoram ah chuan chhawr anilo mahse Pizza chu a awmlo ani lawm ni hehe GOOd post (Y)(Y)(Y)(Y)(Y)

  33. 33
    sheldon170 Says:

    @32, Edu Loan hi chu nia a pung a sang. Student kha borrower, a nu/pa sorkar hnathawk kha guarantor or co-borrower. A zirlai a zawh a hna a hmuh huna rulh tur, chumi hma in a interest portion kha chu monthly a lo rulh tur, tih vel aniang.

  34. 34
    hmingtea Says:

    India khi mizoram in a khum an ti

  35. 35
    ReMpY_ScisSoR Says:

    @#32 & 33, leh loks, a pung a tlem toh zok an ti a ni lom ni? India sorkar in a tum thren sak toh don ang deuh niin ka hria, misual funny an a ron post toh kha.

  36. 36
    Unsung Says:

    Ka hre tawh nanga…nuih a ti za leh tho pek mai..kan nui tha leh lawks..ha..haa..haaa..haaaa

  37. 37
    Nghatunval Says:

    Het….. Het….. Post nena in relate lo lutuk “Mizo Idol” tih vel mai mai Post nan engtinge in lo hman mai mai chu le ! Mizo Idol comment duh chuan fb mai ula tha lo maw ? Hetiang hi chu i ching tam lo ang u.

    Chuan,31, 20 in a sawi khi a dik a, Indian Hockey Team pawn an lak duh loh kha ! 17, ka neihna ka re tawh lo ka ti a, i rawn tarlanga a tha e.Tin, he thil la hre ngailo pawh kan lo awm ve tho khi.

    Tha vek e ti mai ang. Mi sual zel ang u.

  38. 38
    littlerascal Says:

    Ka chhiar peih chi

  39. 39
    Jacka Pi Says:

    Incredible India – where you buy your vegetables at roadsides and your footwear at air-conditioned showrooms!

  40. 40
    muansakhi Says:

    “There are only three things which bring together all Indians – Kargil war, Bollywood films and Cricket matches” an tih bawk tak kha. Keilah Vai film leh Cricket ka la en peih der lo zui.

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