2012 March Fiamthu

March 1st, 2012 10:30 pm by TuaiSialA

1. Pa pakhat hian be-ai thang a kam a, varihaw a âwk hlauh mai a. Pathianni tukah an ei dawn a. Paber chuan, “Haw haw lo chuan ei loh tur,” a tia, naupang chu an haw haw dar dar a, an ei zel a. Nuber chuan intineitu takin haw haw lova ei a tum a. Paber chuan, “Nang kha! I la haw haw ve lo,” a ti a, nuber chuan ei zawhsan a hlau bawk si. A tawpah chuan, “Pa-a, i ti kher kher e..…haw haw..” a tia, a ei ve ta a..

2. Taitea pawh khan nupui a ru ve a, a nei leh duh tak tak si lo va. A hmeichhe thinrimin tun thlengin ‘Mawngbawl’ ti hlirin a la ko.

3. Nupui a nei thar ve a, a tuk zingah chuan, “Châk ngawih ngawih ka va nei lo ve,” a ti vel.

4. Pa pakhat pawh khan Good Friday ni-ah hun a chang ve a, inkhawm an tlem deuh va. “Ruaiṭheh dawn ni-in biakin leng lo khawpin kan inkhawm a, a lungngaih ni-ah khawnge in awm zawh tak?” tiin pulpit a chûm dum dum.

5. A sawi ta zel a.. “Lal Isua Krista chu Bethlehem bawnginah an khengbet..” a tia, a ni lo tih kha a hre chhuak thut a, pulpit chûm dawt chungin — “Sooooryy!!!”

6. Tlangval pakhat pawh kha a zin hlanin an khuaa a pa kha a boral hlauh mai a, phone-in an han hrilh a. “I pa a awm ta lo!” an han ti a, ani chuan, “Khawnge a awm a?” a lo ti heu mai.

7. Tlangval polite deuh pawh khan sâwn a thlak ve a, a pa chuan, “Sâwn man chu i pu Sawma-te’n han pe mai sela..” a ti a, ani chuan, “A ngai lo..a ngai lo, zanah lèn pahin keiman ka lo pe mai ang,” te a ti vel.

8. Zirtirtu pakhat hian naupang hnenah bawng essay word 300 ziah tur a ti a. Naupang chuan ‘A c0w has 5 legs.. no no no; it has 4 legs.. yes yes yes’ tiin zu han ziak ṭan a!

9. Khaw pakhatah pawh khan miss an thlang ve a, an judge-te chuan catwalk ti turin an ko chhuak hlawm a. An zinga pakhat chu intizei fe hian bawkvak chungin a rawn ngiau phei vel!

10. Tlangval polite deuh pawh khan sâwn a thlak ve a, a pa chuan, “Sâwn man chu i pu Sawma-te’n han pe mai sela..” a ti a, ani chuan, “A ngai lo..a ngai lo, zanah lèn pahin keiman ka lo pe mai ang,” te a ti vel.

BONUS: Hmeichhe pakhat pawh bazar-ah a kal a, bawkbawn a hmu a, a lai vel!

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66 Responses to “2012 March Fiamthu”

  1. 1
    Saitawk Says:

    #2 khi ka LIKE

  2. 2
    Saitawk Says:

    #7 emaw, #10 emaw, khawi maw zawk zawk khi edit chi mawle!

    Bonus khi a wril tawps! 😛

  3. 3
    TuaiSialA Says:

    A ni maw.. Soooryy ti ve mai teh ang! A khawi emaw zawk zawk khi admin-in min lo thlaksak mai teh u’n.

    An in kha a tikâng palh a. YMA hruaitu te’n, “Hei, khawtlangin in kan saksak dawn che a, duh dan te i nei em?” tiin an râwn der ve a. Kawng dawm meuhvin a hawi vung vung a — “Ihmm.. A chhawngin aw..!”

  4. 4
    maxizz Says:

    Cow essay fiamthu hi hmaaaaan ah khan k nuih a ti za ngailo a, tunah cuan a la za cuang lo.. 😛 😛

  5. 5
    beethugs2 Says:

    7 & 10 chu a nuihzatthlak dan a va in ang ve… 😀

  6. 6
    lr hlonchhing Says:

    Kum khatah thla 12 a awm a, thla tin fiamthu Jan-Dec ah fiamthu sawm leh bonus pakhat zel awm ta ang se. Kum khatah chuan fiamthu 120 leh bonus 10 kan nei dawn tihna a ni a. 😛
    Min ti nui leh pek e. Tha hlawm khawp mai. (Y)

  7. 7
    lr hlonchhing Says:

    Soøoøry, bonus 12 :-S

  8. 8
    H.Vangchhia Says:

    Bonus khi, tak tak nise chu hemichhia che lai vel lai chu ka hmu chak hairehai 😛

  9. 9
    Soberboy Says:

    Nupui a nei thar ve a, a tuk zingah chuan, “Châk ngawih ngawih ka va nei lo ve,” a ti vel. hahahahahahaahhaha

  10. 10
    Dr John Says:

    😀 (Y)

  11. 11
    Atom c Says:

    Fiamthu hmasa a Naupang Bawng Essay ziak kha rilru ah alo lang nawlh zel, titha thei khawp mai. (Y)
    A thu hrimah tunlai hi @TS-A a tang riauin ka hria, chhan tha deuh a awm ang em le????? 🙂 (fmth)

  12. 12
    Mx Says:

    😀
    (Y)
    (C)

  13. 13
    century child Says:

    Haha, a va lawmawm thin em.

    Hmeichhe balhla ei lai hi TS-a’n hmuhnawm a ti hle 😀 (biru biru)

  14. 14
    DrAngel Says:

    A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER-
    Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me… But U hve Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I hve a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position…
    3. Nupui a nei thar ve a, a tuk zingah chuan,
    “Châk ngawih ngawih ka va nei lo ve,” a ti
    vel.
    va tha e.

  15. 15
    tribepower Says:

    # 5 nui, # 13 poh nui..

  16. 16
    Chhuaklinga Says:

    Ka chunga mi hi (Y)

    tren tren

  17. 17
    tribepower Says:

    tableland

  18. 18
    Chhuaklinga Says:

    Chuan bonus khiii 😀
    I vawkpui kaih chuh an tia, teuhhh lo mai a, tih te kha min ngaihtuah thlen tir hial hahaha 😀

    tren tren

  19. 19
    dingtea Says:

    Ka hriselna a thra leh ta sawt mai…thra lutuk e…ka like mawlh mawlh. 😀

  20. 20
    sheldon Says:

    A ‘engemaw’ deuh khian mipa ho nuih zuk ti za tlat a…hairehai.

  21. 21
    aduhi Says:

    ka lo haw haw ve teh ang

  22. 22
    fatherphoenix18 Says:

    #9 na khi a tak2 ah ka hmu toh, kan hostel hlui ah freshers nite kan hmang a, rural area trang a lokal pakhat ka thrianten catwalk tur in an tia, a rawn ‘catwalk’ tak2 😉

  23. 23
    TuaiSialA Says:

    ^ hahaha.. In nui nasa awm mang e! 😀

  24. 24
    Tete-i Says:

    An english Teacher in a hau hrep ! A nui vur vur a. In a thlen hnu chuan Dictionary a en a, a mittui a tla zoih 2: -D

  25. 25
    Dr John Says:

    #24 😀 (Y) 😀

  26. 26
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Kha pa pawh kha a han zei lo mai mai khawp; zanah a chhas nen khan chance an nei ve a.. A chhas hnenah chuan, “Kei chu ka zei lo tih i hriat kha, kan ti tan nghal mawlh mawlh mai dawn em ni ang?” zu han ti a!

  27. 27
    Tete-i Says:

    Nupa pakhat pawh hi an in duh thei lutuk a..inkuah rial in Till death do us apart tih hla kha an sa thin a..
    A hnu ah an nu zawk kha a uire a.. an pa chuan lunghnur takin Tilte do us apart a ti ta vel mai mai a..:-P

  28. 28
    Dr John Says:

    Pi Tete-i Nge Nge hi chu aw…TuaiSialA aiin i HIT zawk tlat mai… 😀 (Y)

  29. 29
    Sangpuiipa Says:

    Ka thianpa pawh a nupui in kuhva a dil a,”Hamstrubled ti phawt rawh,” a tia. An nu in a ti duh si lova, ka thianpa chu nileng in a tum bur alawm. 😀

  30. 30
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Hahaha.. Tetei hre cial thei rem rem! 🙂

  31. 31
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Tlangval pakhat pawh kha a nula rimnaah a kuaa puar a, a khat tawkin a pum kha ring deuh deuhvin a ri leh ruih ruih zel a. A zak lutuk chuan a rik apiangin, “A mak ngawt mai, ri thei ka ei awm pawh ka hre si lo va..” a ti ziah.

  32. 32
    lrpa Says:

    Tlangval pakhat pawh kha kekawr pahnih chiah a nei a! Pakhat zawk a hak chuan a kal deuh thang thang a, pakhat zawk a hak tum erawh chuan a kal zawi hnuk hnuk! 🙂

  33. 33
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Tlangval pakhat insum tum ve tawh laklawh si khan a sas bulah, “Duat, kan tih chak viauuuuu chuan kan in chibai tawp zel mai dawn nia aw..” a ti thlawt.

  34. 34
    mamboihi Says:

    TS leh Larpa chu in rawn inpuan ni maw? haha!!

    Post in min ti nui nasa bawk si, comment lamah a nuihzatthlak bawk si. Ka pum a na vek!! (Y)

  35. 35
    TuaiSialA Says:

    ^An intawng leh ta..!

    Thingtlang nu pakhat pawh hi khawpuiah a zin a, septic tank kha la hmelhriat ngai hek lo, “E.. in ekin chu ka daikal tha ngam reng reng lo, a khat tawh a nih saw..” a ti vel.

  36. 36
    Tualvungi Says:

    A thing viau toh mai thei a chu…’Tlangval 1 hur lutuk pawh kha an vawkpui a lo ti, a pa’n a lo hmu ru, a tuk zing a tho a pa in an vawk ek a lo thian chu “ka pa enge zing kar kar ah i tih a?” A pa. “kan monu ek ka thian”. Hnar a lian duh ngawt ang.

  37. 37
    Sangpuiipa Says:

    Ruah a tla cherh cherh a, rizai hnuai ah Sangpuiinu mal khan chungin ka lo nui tiah tiah mai. :awhfik:intithei: 😛

  38. 38
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Pastor leh Pathian awm pawh ring lo lumettu pakhat hi kawngah an kal dun a. Mi rethei veng hi an va thleng a, lumettu chuan, “Pathian hi a awm tak tak a niha in sawi anga hmangaihna Pathian a nih bawk si chuan engati nge hetiang michhe veng a awmte hi a phal a? Sualnaa thlemthluk awlsam tur mi hnuaihnung mihring heti zozai an awm a phal theih ni?” a han ti bawrh bawrh a. Pastor chuan a chhang duh lawk lo va. An han kal dun zel chu tlangval lu buk hreu re ru, hmel tawp deuh, hmul phurh chhe zet mai hi an tawk ta a. Pastor chuan, “E khai! Thianpa, i hna i zo lo chhiava a nih hi! Engati nge tuna kan pelh tak lubuk leh tawp tak takte kha khatia khawlai i lentir ni? Meh fai ving veng hlawm awm che alawm,” a ti a. Lumettu chuan, “Keia thiam loh a ni hleinem. Min dawr turin ka lumehna dawrah vawite khat mah lo la chuangkai ve hek lo! Lo dak lut ve se chu lo meh fai ka hnial a ni ‘nem,” a ti a. Pastor chuan, “Pathian pawh chu ang chiah chu a ni. Mi tihthianghlim châkin mi a lo nghak reng a, mihring hian kan pan duh lo mai mai zawk a ni,” tiin a hnial ve leh ta a.

  39. 39
    mamboihi Says:

    #36 chu!! A va rapthlak ve!!

  40. 40
    Lamji Says:

    #5 khi ka ‘uar’ lutuk.(Y)
    Mipa kekawr thui tight pawh kha..din in hnunglam a in phel phak a,thut in hmalam. 😛

  41. 41
    chhangteval Says:

    nambar thri leh siks khi ka duh bawn tawp tawp (K)

  42. 42
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Pa pakhat dangawk deuh mai hian an chuanna bus chhunga a bula thu chu thu eng eng emaw hi a zawt ngial thin a; a thil zawhpa chuan tawngkam khat mahin a chhang lo va. A hnu deuhvah chuan dangawkpa chu bus stand-ah a chhuk ta a. A thutna bula pa pakhat chuan tawngmawh tak maia hnenah chuan,”Engati nge nichina mi kha tawngkam khat maha i chhan duh loh va?” a han ti a. Chupa chuan, “Ke-ke-kei pawh hi ka-ka-ka dang a awk ve a; a ti-tihdan ka-ka-ka zir emaw a ti- ti-ti ang tih ka hlau a nih kha,” tiin a lo chhang a. 😀

  43. 43
    lrpa Says:

    Pa pakhat pawh kekawrte a ha sual a, a back zawng ten a kal vel !!

  44. 44
    mamboihi Says:

    #42 TS leh… sawi ve tur ka hre si lo a, ti hian ka lo nui vur vur reng mai! 😀

  45. 45
    blackmagicwoman Says:

    naupang essay ziak khi thiamlo ve khawp mai! lolzzz

  46. 46
    Tualvungi Says:

    Nula senior damtha thei lo lutuk doctor a in entir v pawh kha a natna ‘chhul khawhar’

  47. 47
    caribou Says:

    A zavai khian LIKE

  48. 48
    Maya Says:

    😀 . (Y) .

  49. 49
    Maya Says:

    #1 Varihaw sa ei chhungkua a anpa ber khi a thi a , an nu tap karh karh chuan bang a anpa Varihaw ke tar kha a va hmu , a lung a ti chhe zual a niang chu , ring zet in ” aw mama pa en teh khi kan chhung kekawm lai a kan vari he kaw ” ,

  50. 50
    Maya Says:

    #1 Varihaw sa ei chhungkua a anpa ber khi a thi a , an nu tap karh karh chuan bang a anpa Varihaw ke tar kha a va hmu , a lung a ti chhe zual a niang chu , ring zet in ” aw mama pa en teh khi kan chhung kekawm lai a kan vari he kaw ” ,

  51. 51
    lr hlonchhing Says:

    Phek thar kai ang aw…

  52. 52
    Dr Mahminga Sailo Says:

    Nula senior damtha thei lo lutuk doctor a in entir v pawh kha a natna ‘chhul khawhar’… (Y)

    Misual zingah hian Chhul khawhar natna vei engzat tak awm ang maw…? :-P

    Fiamthu in hre hle mai… catwalk khi kei paw’n ka hmu ve tawh. Kal sawi tlawih tlawih pahin ‘miauuu..’ a rawn ti phei mai chu(h), a thinrimthlak lek lek zawk maw le… :-D

  53. 53
    Awmtea Khiangte Says:

    Ka nui vur2 mai ka ti :-D

  54. 54
    Dr John Says:

    Comment lam hian min tinui nasa zawk, :-D #31, #33, #42 te khi…hu..huih, :-D (Y)

  55. 55
    Maya Says:

    Chapchar Kut lai a ruah sur chu a va in mil lo tak e aw .

  56. 56
    kotlaman Says:

    tha hlawm hle mai. Tlemte-
    1.man chiang lo ve awm asin, kumin chapchar kut chu tunge hnam puanzar pawt pharh ang aw, lo ti vung vung!
    2.MHIP an huai viau hi mak tih loh tur. Mizoten huai kan neih pawh hmeichhia an ni zel eg. Taunu, Lasi,Phungpuinu, Chawmnu!
    3.Essay- Naupang pakhat pawh khan essay a ziah apiangin Bawng essay a ziak ziaha. An miss ning lutuk khan Taj Mahal essay a ziah tir thuta.Ti hian a ziak ta a- Taj mahal chu in ropui leh mawi tak, Agra-a awm a ni a. Taj mahal atanga hla vak lovah chuan Bawng In a awm a, chu Bawng inah chuang bawng pa a awm a, ke pali a nei a, ki pahnih a nei bawka….
    4.Shah Rukh Khan an kawm a:
    Tunge i hming? Shah Rukh Khan. Eng tikah nge i pian? Sarih Ruk Khan!

  57. 57
    Chhuaklinga Says:

    Maya@55, a ti mi tan a nikhua cherh chawrh a lawm le.hahaha

    tren tren

  58. 58
    TuaiSialA Says:

    Zu duh deuh pakhat pawh kha zu dawrah a lut a, “Zu um khat mi rawn pe vat teh u,” a ti nghal khur khur a. An rawn pe vat a, hmui phawi miah lovin a tlak nghal a; muangchangin, “Khawi maw a in huai nan no khat min lo pe leh teh u,” a ti leh ta a..

  59. 59
    chawnghilh Says:

    Ka nuih vun vun chu le!

  60. 60
    Virgo Says:

    Ka nuih a za lutuk, comment dan tur pawh ka la hre ve vak lo a la new deuh hlek a :-$

  61. 61
    TuaiSialA Says:

    @Virgo, welcome…welcome.. Comment dan vak a ngai lo, tuna i comment ang kha a mawi tawk em em zawk a ni.

  62. 62
    roseparvul Says:

    Hahaha..tuaia leh! tuaitea hi a lo timi ber mai. Huhuhuii

  63. 63
    Pc-a Says:

    hahaha..! :-P

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    Jacka Pi Says:

    Ka nui leh tiah tiah mai! Kan banner chu van mawi e

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    vincy07 Says:

    ;-)

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    Maya Says:

    A lo va rei tawh ve . . . .

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