A hopeless case

November 22nd, 2012 12:36 pm by bbney

A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said: “This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?”

The husband thought for a moment and replied: “Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing.”

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21 Responses to “A hopeless case”

  1. 1
    sisen Says:

    :D

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  2. 2
    Dr John Says:

    :-D A va thil phal ve :-P

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  3. 3
    D.Renthlei Says:

    :-D.uikom lo khop mai :-$

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    Awmtea Khiangte Says:

    haha :-D :-P

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    suaka Says:

    Lol…hetiang mipa hi mizo mipa ah an tam hmel khawp mai. Hmeichhe duh ang a awm a tihlawm chu PA lo riau a hria an la tam tlat … :-D

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    James Bond Says:

    Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don’t you do that?

    Husband: How can I? I don’t even know her.

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  7. 7
    bbney Says:

    A hopeless ve chiang khawp mai.
    @james bond #6 :-D

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  8. 8
    James Bond Says:

    Possible Reasons When A Man Opens a car door for wife
    1) The Car Is New.
    2) The Wife Is New
    3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife

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  9. 9
    sheldon Says:

    Hahai!!!

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  10. 10
    chhangteval Says:

    Kum 20 tal tap inhrawn tawh chuan a inhne ve theih khawp hian ka ring a! (H)

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  11. 11
    bbney Says:

    ^ — Haha, a nih duh hmel :-)

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  12. 12
    Dr Mahminga Sailo Says:

    Nitin ni lovin, tuktin, tlaitin, zantina ka tih dan tur a ni, therapist tihdan khi.. (Y) :-D

    In ho laklawk bawk a, fiamthu pakhat ami pawh, Therapist kha The Rapist tiin a clinic kawngka chungah an ziahsak a ni awm e… :-P

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  13. 13
    buh-duha Says:

    A van tha kher ve aw…hahaha

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  14. 14
    Levi Says:

    mi peih toh ngang lo ve te… :-P :-D

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  15. 15
    hltau Says:

    ha..ha.. chhah ve si a aww!! :-D

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    century child Says:

    :-D (Y)

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    lr hlonchhing Says:

    A va reh ve misual hi

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    chhana Says:

    ;-(

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    Lamji Says:

    HAHAHAHA! bo hle mai.

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    bbney Says:

    @mahminga: The Rapist, haha…clents chu nei tlem ve ang :-D

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    Hotunu_pasal Says:

    Sap tawng hian in paws thin a. Keini ang rual chu innuih zawh vek ah kan nui ve chauh a nia.. He…he. :-D.

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