1. “Nu, ka pum a nâ..”
“Va ê rawh!”
“Nu, ka lu a nâ a nia…”
“Va mu rawh!”
2. An chapchar kut hmang zo, a bialnu nen chance an nei hlauh mai, a rai palh a hlau bawk nen damdawi dawrah, “Condom thangchhuah kawr rawng in nei em?” a’n ti deuh kher ah!
3. Mi thlamah khan a lo ê a, thlam neitu kha a rawn thleg thut a, thinrim tawkin, “Ngati nge khatah khan i êk ngawt a?” a tia. Tlangval chu ngawi rengin a inha mawlh mawlh a, thlam neitupa’n, “Ngati nge i êk ngawt?” a tih leh pawhin a ngawi tlat a. Ngawi rengin a chhuak a, in a thleng chu bathroom-ah lutin zawitein, “Ka ê a ni mai ni,” a ti dût.
4. Sakhi thang a kam a, a va en leh chuan savawm a lo awk a, hlado a chham ve a, “Savawm e, a thang pawh hre lo e, sakhi thangah a awk e..” zuk ti chiam a!
5. A piangthar ngun ve tawh viau a niang, Gospel camping-ah lut a, testimony a sawi ve dawn a, lecturn-ah inthlahrun hmel tawkin, “Ka awih em em tawh lo pawh in ti mai thei ah..” a’n ti hmasa të të ah!
6. “Ka pi, i fanu hi party-naah kan hruai thei ang em?”
“Thei lo ang! In ti thin!”
7. Mitthi inah a kal, kawngkaah a va dak, “Aw! A va hma teh thut ve le aw…” a ti vawng vawng. A bula mi hnenah zawitein, “Tunge kan mitthi hi?” a ti leh sa sa.
8. An inneih tukah a pa hnenah, “Ka pa, a awmna a lo thlang em alawm. Khum chhuat depah alawm mawle a lo awm le..” a ti a, a nui vur vur.
9. Khua a lum em avang chuan a nula rim nen chuan chhuatah pher phahin an mu a. Nula saisir zawnga mu chu a si lo tawk hian a d*p fiam a, a d*p fiam leh a, a d*p fiam leh a, a’n hawi lêt mai chu, a nula pa chuan ding meuhin a lo en reng.
“Pichhe mur….. Tes chal…!”
10. A facebook status-ah, “Facebook-a nula pic te like-in comment-in be kual duah thin mah ila, nang lo chu hmangaih leh duh dang ka nei chuang lo asin. Nangmah kha i inhriat kha…love you..muah2,” tiin a update a. A hnu lawkah a hmeichhe biak thinte a va inbox, “Ka status update kha i tan a nia,” tiin mi sawmpasarih (17) a thawn.
BONUS: Mawia leh Liana, thian inkawmngeih deuh mai hi an awm a. Vawi khat chu an sikul kalna kha CM-in a rawn tlawh hlauh. CM chuan naupangho bulah chuan, “In duh duh min zawt rawh u,” a ti, chutah Mawia a rawn ding chhuak, “Zawhna 3 ka nei —
1. NLUP sum hi khawia mi nge?
2. Coruption zung hi a ro tawh em?
3. I bank AC-ah sum engzat nge awm?
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CM-in a chhan hmain chawlhlawk dar a rawn ri.
Chawlhlawk zo an luh leh hnu chuan Liana a rawn ding ve thung, “Ka pu, zawhna 5 ka nei. A hmasa 3 chu Mawia zawh che kha a nia, a 4-na atan chuan — Ngatinge chawlhlawk dar kha minute 20 laia a rik hma? Chuan, a 5-na atan chuan — Ngati nge Mawia hi a bo daih?”
March 3rd, 2013 at 8:38 pm
Nui ang ule.
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March 3rd, 2013 at 8:42 pm
Bonus chu a va ril ve:)
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March 3rd, 2013 at 8:51 pm
# 2, 3, 4 leh bonus khi…hit rem rem…i page ah kha chuan ka chhiar tawh tho a…top 10 ah pawh khan ka lang maithei..ka nuih la za tho
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March 3rd, 2013 at 8:58 pm
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAI, Hihihiiii, huhuhuuuuuu
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March 3rd, 2013 at 9:03 pm
Zing thawhhlimah mit nuai chawt chawt chung a min tih nuih vur vur chu le
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March 3rd, 2013 at 9:20 pm
Phiamthu huangah ka chhiar vek tawh
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March 3rd, 2013 at 9:21 pm
Bonus chu a va tha ve
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March 3rd, 2013 at 9:22 pm
@ku Hv, mut hmaa ka’n nuih sung chu le..
hav a gud day
tren tren
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March 3rd, 2013 at 10:03 pm
Hahaha(Y)
Nu ka U inhnuaiah a e ania..
(inhnuai atangin) ka e lo ka e lo ka ek zawhah ka hnek daaawwn che
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March 3rd, 2013 at 10:18 pm
Hahaha Bonus khi a va tha e
Chuan 10-na pawh khi
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March 4th, 2013 at 7:36 am
keipawh Bonus hi ka duh tawp
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March 4th, 2013 at 7:40 am
Hahaha
Min va tihlim thin tak em!
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March 4th, 2013 at 8:33 am
Tukchhuah nuam vek u le
A vai khian min ti nui
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March 4th, 2013 at 9:42 am
Thla tin maia fiamthu tharlam i nei thei reng mai hian, min va tihlim thin em!
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March 4th, 2013 at 12:54 pm
hriat ngailoh deuh vek anih khi…ka van nui nasa teh reng em!
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March 4th, 2013 at 1:26 pm
Hahahaha, nuihzatthlak hlawm
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March 4th, 2013 at 4:03 pm
#6 khi ka
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March 4th, 2013 at 4:03 pm
#6 khi ka va nuih pui nasa ve le..
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March 4th, 2013 at 11:28 pm
Tsa zarah ka va nuiin ka va hlim zing tawh tak em. Tsa dam reng rawh se, ngal fimin, ngal fip ral khawpin dam rawh se.
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March 6th, 2013 at 8:21 am
9 na khi hit rem rem
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March 7th, 2013 at 3:11 pm
“Ka pi, i fanu hi party-naah kan hruai thei ang em?”
“Thei lo ang! In ti thin!”
ka nui nasa lutuk
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