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1. “Nu, ka pum a nâ..”
“Va ê rawh!”
“Nu, ka lu a nâ a nia…”
“Va mu rawh!”

2. An chapchar kut hmang zo, a bialnu nen chance an nei hlauh mai, a rai palh a hlau bawk nen damdawi dawrah, “Condom thangchhuah kawr rawng in nei em?” a’n ti deuh kher ah!

3. Mi thlamah khan a lo ê a, thlam neitu kha a rawn thleg thut a, thinrim tawkin, “Ngati nge khatah khan i êk ngawt a?” a tia. Tlangval chu ngawi rengin a inha mawlh mawlh a, thlam neitupa’n, “Ngati nge i êk ngawt?” a tih leh pawhin a ngawi tlat a. Ngawi rengin a chhuak a, in a thleng chu bathroom-ah lutin zawitein, “Ka ê a ni mai ni,” a ti dût.

4. Sakhi thang a kam a, a va en leh chuan savawm a lo awk a, hlado a chham ve a, “Savawm e, a thang pawh hre lo e, sakhi thangah a awk e..” zuk ti chiam a!

5. A piangthar ngun ve tawh viau a niang, Gospel camping-ah lut a, testimony a sawi ve dawn a, lecturn-ah inthlahrun hmel tawkin, “Ka awih em em tawh lo pawh in ti mai thei ah..” a’n ti hmasa të të ah!

6. “Ka pi, i fanu hi party-naah kan hruai thei ang em?”
“Thei lo ang! In ti thin!”

7. Mitthi inah a kal, kawngkaah a va dak, “Aw! A va hma teh thut ve le aw…” a ti vawng vawng. A bula mi hnenah zawitein, “Tunge kan mitthi hi?” a ti leh sa sa.

8. An inneih tukah a pa hnenah, “Ka pa, a awmna a lo thlang em alawm. Khum chhuat depah alawm mawle a lo awm le..” a ti a, a nui vur vur.

9. Khua a lum em avang chuan a nula rim nen chuan chhuatah pher phahin an mu a. Nula saisir zawnga mu chu a si lo tawk hian a d*p fiam a, a d*p fiam leh a, a d*p fiam leh a, a’n hawi lêt mai chu, a nula pa chuan ding meuhin a lo en reng.

“Pichhe mur….. Tes chal…!”

10. A facebook status-ah, “Facebook-a nula pic te like-in comment-in be kual duah thin mah ila, nang lo chu hmangaih leh duh dang ka nei chuang lo asin. Nangmah kha i inhriat kha…love you..muah2,” tiin a update a. A hnu lawkah a hmeichhe biak thinte a va inbox, “Ka status update kha i tan a nia,” tiin mi sawmpasarih (17) a thawn.

BONUS: Mawia leh Liana, thian inkawmngeih deuh mai hi an awm a. Vawi khat chu an sikul kalna kha CM-in a rawn tlawh hlauh. CM chuan naupangho bulah chuan, “In duh duh min zawt rawh u,” a ti, chutah Mawia a rawn ding chhuak, “Zawhna 3 ka nei —
1. NLUP sum hi khawia mi nge?
2. Coruption zung hi a ro tawh em?
3. I bank AC-ah sum engzat nge awm?
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CM-in a chhan hmain chawlhlawk dar a rawn ri.

Chawlhlawk zo an luh leh hnu chuan Liana a rawn ding ve thung, “Ka pu, zawhna 5 ka nei. A hmasa 3 chu Mawia zawh che kha a nia, a 4-na atan chuan — Ngatinge chawlhlawk dar kha minute 20 laia a rik hma? Chuan, a 5-na atan chuan — Ngati nge Mawia hi a bo daih?”

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