For Editor RTPA, the Bachelor.

May 24th, 2008 5:00 pm by jnt

[ From one Editor to the other, I thought I’ll just share this with you all because you’re all a part of this grand misual.com community. Little known facts about our loving RTPA 20 years ago, revealed before he takes that big walk down the aisle… ]

Funny how it seems just like yesterday, when you and I were running around in dirty shorts and scruffy hair, playing cricket with rubber balls in the large barren hostel playground. That was way back in 1989, yet it feels only like yesterday.

St.Thomas School, Khidderpore. Back when Kolkata was still Calcutta, when 1 rupee could buy 12 puchhkas, when GnR and Mr. BIG were the only two bands that mattered, when we all had a crush on VJ Nonie, when we had to depend on the unstable Vayudoot at Tuirial airport to go to Calcutta, or rush immediately to Silchar airport by road if a flight was cancelled.

Ah, we had so much fun at STS.

Remember our Mizo seniors who used to make our life a living hell, but were always quick to protect us whenever there was a Mizo-Manipuri fight? Lolz. u BS-a, u Muanpuia, u Baptista, u Dingliana, u Zarliana. Up against Nilakanta, Manikanta, Jagdish Sinam, Gitgobin Singh, Neelam, Johnson, etc. Our seniors told us the Manipuris were the enemies and we were so young and stupid then to blindly follow their commands. Racist bunch we were!

Remember the first time I ran away from hostel? I remember how nervous I was that day, jumping over the compound wall into the army camp next door. Even though you were my junior, you assured me that the feeling was only there because it was my first experience. I was merely in class 4 then. Now I think I know why I deviated from the path of righteousness in life today… and where that bad influence came from…

I remember how much we used to fight, especially with the Anglos. And yes, I still remember how you used to get your ass kicked by James Jordan, Cameron, Stephen Liu, Jason Presley, Craig Parreira, Solomon from the Andamans etc. and how I had to come and save you every time

I remember how we both used to go for Hindi tuitions after school. My teacher was Miss Dalbera, yours was Miss Gupta. I think you used to have a crush on her. Or was it with your third language Bengali tutor? Remember how we used compete on who can say those Bengali poetries better? rik tiki tik tik, bhal naki tik tik, ki khabochhe mik mik…

I still remember how you and your brother Chanova used to crap together in the same toilet at the same time, all because we believed our dormitory toilets were haunted, and how you used to wake me up in the middle of the night to accompany you to the toilet because you were afraid to pee alone. Remember Imran who was “possessed” by a ghost? For the next one week, all of us joined our beds together in the night and our matron never scolded us for doing that.

Remember the Babri Masjid Demolition in ’92 which deeply affected us? All the Mizos in the hostel were huddled in an army van and transported to Mizoram House under heavy protection. It was impossible for us not to look at all the dead bodies lying everywhere on the streets. And how we sneaked out of Mizoram House later in search of food to eat, with our hands raised in the air or diving under vehicles every time an army van drove past us? Man, we were so stupid then, especially when the army had shoot-on-sight orders.

Remember Auntie Rich (Junior Dorm), Auntie Halle (Middle Dorm) and Auntie Goodall (Senior Dorm) ? I still remember that night so damn well when Auntie Rich caught me with those “magazines” and kicked me out of the hostel. Now that I reflect upon it, I’m very certain most of those magazines were yours. I have no idea how they ended up in my trunk.

Speaking of magazines, remember “paperrrrrrrrr man”, the guy who used to come to our hostel and sell Chandamama, Tinkle, Captain Dhruv, Naagarjuna etc? Yeah you used to buy all those sleazy magazines hidden inside his shirt, hence exposing me to a world I’ve never known.

Remember how a Prefect asked you why you were not wearing a uniform, and you started crying, “My auntie took alllll my trunk”.

Remember how we got special permission from Vice-principal Mr. Martin and Mizo guardian Mr. Samuel, to rent a VCR for the weekend? I still remember the name of that movie: “Red Beach”. We rented it because it was a war movie, but there was also a lot of nudity in it! That was the last time hostellers were allowed to rent movies. Lolz.

Remember throwing stones at the trees to get those kala jamuns, and how our white hostel uniforms were completely soiled with purple by the end of the day? Remember playing marbles during marble season, spinning top during top season, hitting gulli-danda during gulli season, and flying kites during kite season?

Man, I never had that kind of fun and frolic again after I shifted schools in ’93 because my new school was extremely strict and disciplined unlike STS.

Remember all those girls from our girls’ school we used to write love letters to? I can just remember only Bonnie, Sylvie, Angie, Kimkimi and Tei now. Seriously, St.Thomas really made us mature quick. We were just in class 3-4 and were already experimenting with love, and other stuff.

I really miss those days a lot. And since we have gone out of touch with each other for a long time after I left STS, I still find it hard to believe that you are going to get married next week. Because to me, when I think of you, all I see is that young mischievous ragged kid in dirty shorts running around everywhere with snout oozing out from the nose. Have a wonderful married life brother.

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22 Responses to “For Editor RTPA, the Bachelor.”

  1. 1
    kumtluang Says:

    chhunzawmve teh ang:)
    Kan master hi naupang harh ania
    Sana chhungah hian enge awm hrechakin arukin achhukeh a, brick in alo khuhdiama…. abrainve fu naa, anuin sana bo chhar apiang cheng 5 pek atiama,ava chhar rang mai mai!!!alo chhe toh mai pawha… lolzzz
    tunge i pa hming?
    kapu Mama
    Tunge inu hming?
    Kapi Dingpuii …..ati nulh nulh thin.
    Mite chu ankutah te hling alut thina, a nichu……lolzzz
    ‘ thlawhtheihna thang kan kam, dai pawnah’ tih hla te kha ava sathiam thin tak aw!….naupanlai ngaihtuah chang chuan BMX kanla chuang ho dal dal thin….nupui aneidawn chu anita rengmai…..
    Kola: Ka duhsakna sangber ka hlan che u

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    blackmagicwoman Says:

    I would like to dedicate this song to our master and his leading lady! Congratulations!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3jqlCaQ-9o

    ”You think I’d leave your side baby?
    You know me better than that
    You think I’d leave down when your down on your knees?
    I wouldn’t do that

    oh, when your cold
    I’ll be there to hold you tight to me
    When your on the outside baby and you can’t get in
    I will show you, your so much better than you know
    When your lost, when your alone and you can’t get back again
    I will find you darling I’ll bring you home

    If you want to cry
    I am here to dry your eyes
    and in no time you’ll be fine”

    p.s: Masterji, min sawm ve rawh aw….

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    Zorun Says:

    Akhaia, a ti tak tak ta a ni maw myself chu a lo thinrim leh ngawt pek ang aw.. nupui nei an awm apiang hian a lo lungawi lo ve ngawt zel mai a. nei ve tawh se chu kan ti tlang mawle..:)

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    Aryan Says:

    A khawilkhawm nan i lung a leng hle ani maw?

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    myself Says:

    Congrats Master RTPA. D-day ah chuan mizoram a ‘kei ka ni’ inti chin leh celebrities, socialites, ram hruaitute leh khawtlang hruaitu te chu an kim trap mai ang maw…an ni hmel a nungchung a hmu duh te leh, amah Master RTPA a nung chung a hmu chak zawng zawng chuan , kal hum hum tur anih hmel hi maw!!!a ropui e ,a ropui e…

    Pu zorun pawh in Master RTPA tih dan , a hawi her, hair-style, a thawmhnaw rawng , cream,sahbawn,pheikhawk,mawza …thleng in alo chhinchhiah thlap thlap ani tih hi hre tel ta bawk ila, a chhan chu ani pawh hian a hlat tawh lo a, chu mai bak ah Master RTPA tih dan ang chiah chiah a stylish thei ang kha a rilru ah a awm anih hmel e….!!

    @pu zorun, tunhma mi nupui pasal neih ni a thinrim em em a “an innei rei hlei law nge…” ti deuh hmuk hmuk thin pawh in iamah ngei in inneih lam a hnaih ve meuh chuan , a thinrim tawh bik lo ni awm tak ani khi :)

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    kanidar Says:

    Congrats Master RTPA.
    A hun leh hmun han sawi chian deuh kan van nghakhlel ve aw, M.I na remchang pawh a ni mahna!!!

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    Sandman Says:

    Min lo hrethiam mai ru, nizan cyber cafe a ka ziah laklawh laiin Cafe an khar duh tawh sia, tunah ka rawn edit leh ta mai. Pu RTPA chu tunah Shillong ah a future in-laws te lakah mark a han pe tha mek. :-)

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    The_Chhamanator Says:

    He has gone from a “young mischievous ragged kid in dirty shorts running around everywhere with snout oozing out from the nose” to an old evil ragged guy too fat to run anywhere who still has snout oozing out from his nose. :) Wish him all the best in his next adventure.

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    luliana Says:

    @sandman..a score zo toh,ful mark a hmu..hehe..nizanah ‘ka en ve phot tr in a dah anih dawn hi’ a tia,a rn publish ta mai anih kha..a ngai2 in..hehe..ka blog ah nimin prog pic tlem a zong voin zanah upload ka lo tum dn nia..

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    Sandman Says:

    A ma lo publish lek maw a nih a? :-)

    Nichin khan ka rawn post tha leh dawn a, he article hi ka hmu thut a ka phu zawk mai. Mahse ka in ngaihtuah chianga, nizan ka edit laklawh lai a window ka khar thut vang khan draft ah a lo kal daih a nih hi. Chu draft chu achangtupa ngei in a rawn publish leh a maw? hehehe

    Nia thlalak ho chu rawn post ngei ngei rawh, kan en chak tawh teh mai a nia. Mark score hi chu a thiam khawp mai, Pu RTPA nge nge :-D

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    The_Chhamanator Says:

    That’s so typical of RTPA, always the first to advertise himself. He is the Paris Hilton of misual.com :) . Shillong-a ka kal ve lo chu call ka don atangin ka chhungte an lawm lutuk lo a nih hmel. RTPA vangin kan tuar leh don a nih hi……

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    luliana Says:

    ‘e,ka chhiar hmasak zet loh cuan a lo post duh lo anh hi. A fel hle mai’ te a la ti ta deuh2..haha..paris hilton..haha..

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    keimah Says:

    E khai, RTPA, ka va han lawmpui che em! In inneihnaah chuan rawn tel ve pha lo mah ila ral khat atangin kan lo lawm ve em em ringawt a nia! Tv. myself te, adelfos te leh Zorun te ho hi theory mai ni lova a Practical-a hma i lak dan Step 10 kha i hrilh ve phal tawh mai em? An mamawh nasa a nih hi!!

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    hp.swing Says:

    Best wishes for RTPA & Co.

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    benjamin Says:

    VJ nonie, she is hard to find on the net.

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    father_sphinx Says:

    May 29th chu nghahhlelh awm ngei mai. RTPA chu a naupan lai atang tawh reng rengin a lo “Rajnikanth” tawh a nih hi. :D

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    kanidar Says:

    Tunah chuan towel veng chungin bawnghnute a in mek mai thei a ni, pu zawn tur te tapchhaka herhsawpa thu chungin (tapchhak an neih chuan!) ;-)

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    father_sphinx Says:

    artui hel a hip deuh ziah an ti bawk!!

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    dumput Says:

    Ben, vj nonie i hre lo a mii!!! i la nau deuh a ni maw andy inkavet te kha i hre pha em nih kurt lodger te poh kha??

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    benjamin Says:

    hria ang chu maw le :-)

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    blackmagicwoman Says:

    ben, vj nonie ( ruth winona tao) picture ka zawn sak che a, vang khawp mai….ka peih tawh lo…ka bang :-)

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    Irreplaceable Says:

    I wonder wats snout oozing out from the nose!!

    I’ve heard of blood/liquid oozing from the snout but neva heard of this before…..just curious…… :)

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