Chanchin nuihzatthlak

February 3rd, 2009 11:32 am by funny_but_nice

An pawi ka sawi em lovang chu maw, ka lo sawi palh anih leh min ngaidam se

Veng tin ah hian pa mak leh danglam tak hi chu an awm ve zela, keini veng ah pawh hian chanchin nuihzatthlak ngah tak hi an awm ve nual a. Tuna ka rawn sawi tur hi ka thianpa pa ani e. Amah ngeiin a chanchin a sawi hi a ngaihnawm in a nuihzatthlak lehzuala, a sakei sahhlum chungchang te rulngan inti (in kherawlai) lai a phawk a. A pa zawk a man chungchang te chu amah ngeiin a sawi loh chuan a ngaihnawm lemlo in a nuihzatthlak lem lova chuvangin sawilo mai ila.

Mahse hetiang tawn thut thil ah hian hamhaih miah lova rilru fim tak hmanga thil finthlak tak ti thin anihna hi a ngaihsanawm ve nalai chu ani. Tuna ka rawn sawitur hi chu a upat hnu, keimah ngei pawh in a ka hriat ve phak chin an ni e.

True story
Patling zing zung: Ipa lam tih takah thu chung ngata zung thin ani a, tuk khat chu a faifuk hlarh hlarh paha an zung kha an Arte in a sazu lo tai hlar mai kha a it nitur ani, alo peh sak hlawk mai a. Ani thinrim lutuk, man mai thei bawk silo, an ang vel chu tawrhhlelhawm tak ani. A hnu a ama sawi leh dan chuan “.. chuk ringawt nise ala ngaih thiam theih a, an pet faan ber kher kha chu a huat thlala awm em ani” ati.

A vawkchaw pe: tuk khat chu ka pa hnenah, “hei funny ka vawk saw lo va puah rawh. Rawlkhawl in ka kal dawn” ( ka pa te nen hian thingtlang an awm lai atanga inti unau anni) a rawn ti ringawta, kan han hriat chian nak chuan, an vawk chaw ei tha duhlo lutuk kha ani vawkchaw pe hmanhmawh bawk si thin khan a tuar lova alo vawhlum chu niin.

Hetiang deuh bawk hian an arpui arbawm a lut mai duhlo pawh a nghawng a thuaibunga arbawm ah a vawm lut tawh. Chumi tum phei chuan “Ti kha chuan i lawi chiang tawh ngawt ang” ala ti zui.

Mitthi in tlaivar: Vawikhat pawh mitthi in kan tlaivar tumin zing hma deuh ah hian a rawn kal a, kan hmu phat kha kan thianpa hian a fapa bulah (a fapa tenen hian kan pathumin kanlo thu) “..I pa saw a rawn kal thar te te a, a rawn inti thu leh ngawt ang..” a lo ti lawk a. Kan lo rin lawk ang ngeiin thu an sawi chu, inchhunna pawh nei lemlo kha “a pate a” angah a rawn insawi lut ringawt. A sawi dan lah chu “..ani hi kan vengah hman atanga lo awm tawh ania keipawh hi hman atanga lo awm tawh ka nia.. (an ngawi deuh vang vanga) ..aaa.. a patea ka ni mai.” ti ringawt!! an sawizo chu ring mangkheng hian “..ka fanu..” tiin an trap dur dur a, a tah zawh chuan hria ang pawhin a awm zui leh lem hlei lova, ring deuh deuhin upa dang lo kal te kha a be zui leh nghal mawlh mawlh.

Zingkar hian kan in bawr vel hi a tlawh kual thina, chutia a kal kual laia tawngtai a rawn lan tawh hi chuan, tawngtai ang tih leh Lalpa tih hi a inzui nghal zat ani mai. Eng pawh lo ti laklawh se, buh pawh lo thlei se, thingpui pawh lo siam laklawh se, “tawngtai ang” an tih tawh hi chuan awmna hmun hmuna maimitchhin nghal tawp mai tur ani.

A mizia hi han sawifiah vak thei pawh anilo, Pa tak tih hian a sawifiah ber awm e. A sei hma emai duhtawk tawh mai ang.

50 Responses to “Chanchin nuihzatthlak”

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buzzbabe Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:35 am
haha..ngaihnom hlom ltk..mizo humour hi ka hre khaat ltka… nuam khop mai..ka nuai uar2 mai:)
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lalmisualpa Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:48 am
Haha,chaw ei hma pum na veka ka’n nuih chu le.. ‘Pα’ ve thawkhat tak chu anih khi. A thinchhe ve bawk a Thin pawh anei tawh lo ang a!
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triplestar Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:53 am
HA ha…part II va nghahhlelhawm ve
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lalmisualpa Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 12:16 pm
funny,khi pa khi chu sangha vuakna a hruai ve chi miah lovang aw.
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ConstantineXX Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Mizo zingah hian in la pa deuh deuh hi kan lo thahnem ve khopa. Ka mi hriat ve chu a in hrosakna hla pawh ” Suma The Man, Zezaw Tarzan, No Inches Back” kha ni ve tlat.. Tun thleng hian an nu pawhin a ke phah a la hmu lo an ti, Pheikhawk nen mu tlat zel.. bei sek ve ang reng…
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kk_lova_kk Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Kolasib-ah khuan pa pakhat (a hming sawi lo mai ila, tunah chuan kum 90 vel a ni tawh mai thei) rilru lian zet mai a awm a. A naupan laiin a nute hnenah kekawr tlawn lei a ngen a, a nute chuan an leisak duh lo va. A titau chuan a dam chhunga kekawr tlawn hak a tum ta lo va, tun thleng khuan kekawr bul leh puan ven ringawtin a inthuam thin. Nupui a neih dawn pawhin, ‘Kekawr tlawn ka hak ai chuan ka nei lo mai ang,” a ti a, kekawr bul ha chungin an inkutsuih an ti!
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triplestar Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 2:18 pm
va ‘man’ triah2 ve
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funny_but_nice Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 2:27 pm
hman deuh pawh khan kum 74 vel anih tawh hnu ania, drugs addict pakhat ala hnek vel mawle!!!

ka thianpa in chaweina ah kan hauh rawn luai luai ati. tunah chuan a chak tawhlo khawpmai kum 80 a tling trep tawhin ka ring.
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triplestar Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Funny_but_nice, ni kum leh kumin kumtir lam thlenga Funny kha ami i nih, lo ni ta la, tun hnai hian i ‘but nice ‘ ta tihna a ni thei em
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funny_but_nice Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 3:22 pm
misual ka tlawh thin na hi chu a rei ve angreng tawha, mahse hetia ka in register a ka post thin na hi chu hmanni/nikum mai kha ani e. funny tih mai bak ah kalo nice hle tih ka hriat hnu hian “but nice” tih hi ka telh ta ani. nice teu teu tak kani
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lalmisualpa Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Tunlaiah chuan ‘man’ tih hi a lar tawh lutuk a,hmeichhia pawn ‘i man lo lutuk’ tih chu an duh bik thrai lo..
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funny_but_nice Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 3:47 pm
lalmisualpa misual.com a i nick hmasa minlo hrilh teh a. minlo mail keuh laaa…
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lalmisualpa Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 3:49 pm
No way.
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lalmisualpa Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Vawiin superman a thih champha. A thei thei in kekawrtlawn chunga kekawrte sen ha chung leh kut dinlam phar chungin ngawi renga minit 1 din tur
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funny_but_nice Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 3:54 pm
mi hriat i hlau emai i IP address atangin ka trace vak mai tur che nia.
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lalmisualpa Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Ka la hrilh mawlh ang che mawle,thil hi i nghak theilo lutuk…Engpawhnise Sangha vuak phawt angai
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funny_but_nice Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 4:01 pm
haha. ka tive mai mai anih kha. IP address an tilang ngai tawhlova tunlai chu. chuti chu nilo se chu ka hre daih tawh ang che mawle i identity kimchang nen.
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lalmisualpa Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Orkut em?
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funny_but_nice Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 4:04 pm
sangha man chu Pu HV a hi biak that deuh angai. ani hi expe tawh riau a
bomd kalo siam anga kan bomb mai duh angem
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funny_but_nice Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 4:04 pm
funny bu nice kha nimai
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funny_but_nice Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 4:07 pm
i orkut chu minlo hrilh teh mail in
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lalmisualpa Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Pawi miah nang…Mahse pu HV hi induh hun a hre tlat…Orkutah chuan ka search dawn che nia
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funny_but_nice Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 4:12 pm
uki. Pu HV chu a rawn haw har awmsia awhfik nan kanlo tih san dawn mi.
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wonderboy Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Hman deuh a LPS chauh a awm lai a tarzan film rawn chhuah leh zauh an chin lai khan kan kawmthlang putar tawh tak 1 chuan ‘an chang ngam mah chuan ka en ngam khawp mai’ a ti ve charh charh!!
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blackmagicwoman Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 4:25 pm
@lalmisualpa, superman hriatrengna ceremony chu i sawi ang thlapin ka hmang zo chiah e. Ka khawngaih em a vangin 1 min aiah 3 mins ka phar va!!
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father_sphinx Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 5:24 pm
pa rem rem khawp mai a. ngaihnawm hle mai.
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Kawnga Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Chawnghilh, i va reh ve!! I Comment chhiar chak hian misual.com ka lo lut ve ziah. Ka tlai thei khawp asin, ngawi teh suh zanin hian… Ka ngaisang tlat che. Ti ila, i uang long chu maw?
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chawnghilh Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 9:04 pm
@Kawnga : Ka uang ning tawh. LOL

CURFEW BAWHCHHIA : Tlangau thin Pu K. K. Rawta kha tlachawp thila thluak vaivir thiam tak mai a ni a; Curfew hnuaiah phuais hretin pawnah a tei chhuak —CRPF-hote nen an intawk ta thut mai a; an man dawn ta reng mai!

A ke a’n chhep fel sauh sauh va; cupping his palms —a tlangau ta hluai mai a; “Khaih khaih khaih, lo ngaithla theuh rawh u … naktuk zingah … chhung tinin mahni chaw chhum pangngai kha chhum leh vek tur …” tiin, a kal sawn leh ta nal nal a —piah deuh hlekah a ngai chiahin a va au leh a —man tawk lovin a pit bo ve jeihs!

* Nu pakhat har khukna hre thei deuh mai hi a awm a. A beng a chhet hret a —a huih a ni ve ber mai! Mitthi inah a lut hrawk mai a; khumpui lamah ruang an lo tah laih laihnaah chuan, “Hei hi em ni nuho hlui?” a zuk ti vel!

* Aw ka Pa —ropui leh thianghlim …Thanghuaia —a hmai hmaah ka zawt ngial tawh a, “Eng tin nge veng tina mitthi in leh khawhar chhungte hi i hriat theih riauna chhan?” tiin. A mi chhanna a fing hle, “Pangpar dawrah leh satin puan zawrhnaah ‘rawn la thar an awm em?’ tiin ka zawt mai thin,” a ti.
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Borat Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Anglais féministe
Oui” = Non
“Non” = Oui
“Peut-être” = Non
“Je suis désolé” = Vous serez désolés
“Nous avons besoin” = je veux
“C’est votre décision” = la décision correcte devrait être évidente à ce moment-là
“… sûrs partent devant” = je ne vous veux pas à
“Je ne suis pas très affecté” = Évidemment je suis très affecté, vous le crétin!
“Nous devons parler” = je dois me plaindre
“Vous êtes bien sûr attentifs ce soir” = Est le sexe tout ce que vous pensez jamais?
“Soyez le romantique, éteignent les lumières” = j’ai des cuisses flasques
“Cette cuisine est ainsi inconvenante” = je veux une nouvelle maison
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Borat Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Ouch ! posted in wrong language
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chawnghilh Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Sateek khaw chuanhnuaiah mual rai deuh ruih hi a awm a —sakeiin Maipawlliana a sehna mual an ti hial a. Chu sakei chu a tar lam deuh tawh, ngho nei tha vak tawh lo, a tinte pawh a bil tawh avanga ramsa dang sehna tura tuanfum a nih aleiah —Man-eater-ah a tang ta hi a ni a.

Darlung khaw upa Zachhunga khan nui hek hek chung hian Maipawlliana sehtu sakei hnu an chhui zui thu min hrilh a.

Sateek lam atangin tlangval huaisen rual, hriamhrei an neih ang angte hawl chhuakin, Darlung lam atang leh khaw dang atangin chutiang bawkin.

“Ngaw hnuaia a hnu kan han chhui zet chu … thawm kan dim thiam khawp mai; thingtang ro pawh kan rap tliak ri reng reng lo va; hnahthel ro pawh kan rap ri lo achha a ni ber. Raw-hung phenah ri rek kan han hria chu lehhawiin kan meng bial tlang hlawm hle a … thawm dim takin kan inhui lap lap a … kan rin loh lai tak maiin a rawn ri ta phut mai chu … kan ek thawt hlawm a … kha varung tluka varung hlauhawm kha kan la tawng nawn leh tawh lo,” a ti!
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Kawnga Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Pu Chawngkhupa kha vawikhat chu eng hian nge a lung ti leng ber tiin an zawt a..

“Chulah ka han feh a, Thlam chu a lo thring thriap tawh a, Thlam charah te chuan Samtawk leh Hmachapuite a lo rah tai hler mai a. Han hawi vel ila, hawina lam apiangah chuan lawmte nena hlim taka kan chet ho thinna hmun chu a ngaitein a la awm a, mahse kan kim ta si lo… Ka han vak zau leh deuh a, Vauah te hial ka lut ta.. Khawmhma kung ro rep tawh te ka hmu zel a, a lerah chuan a rah ro vek tawh a lo la awm a.. Pha leh pha lovin kan kuai kur a, kan tem chhin a, a thur ka ti BER” zu han ti a.
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chawnghilh Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Nasalonala tawngtai pawhin, “Aw Lalpa, Aizawla ka awm reng dawn chuan a rem si lo; Muthi-a ka hawn dawn lahin buh phurh a ngai si a, ka peih bawk si lo va …engtinnge ni ang?” tiin tlangnel takin a dil!
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lalmisualpa Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Ka thian pakhat hi a bei maksak thei ve a,kuhva heh tak mai hi ani a.An hostel atanga kuhva dawr kha a hla si,a chhuak peih si lo.An mess naupang tirhkah chu a ko ta a.Mahse ani la awm tir chuan vai tawng a thiam tha thum si lova,kuhva a telh tur a thlum leh zarda vel a duh dan kha a hrilhfiah thiam si lova,a buai khawp mai a. A tawpah a passport photo 1 a kentir tawp….”Tikhan va kal la,thlalak hi va hmuh la,ka duh danin alo siam mai ang” ati vel. Idea tha angreng…Tak tak ania
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Kawnga Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Vai Sipai hian tumkhat chu an canteen a lokal a, zu min pek a tiam pek a.. Ka kal ta alawm le.. A sen chi min pe dawn emaw ka tia, white rum Bacardi hi min lo pe a… hre ngai lo a thu chang, ka lawm lo khawp mai a. Ka thiam ang tawkin “Lal uala nai he?’ ka ti pek a. A hnua ka thiante nen kan in ho laiin ka sawi chhuak a, an lawm khawp a, tun thleng hian min la chhaih mawle..
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funny_but_nice Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:13 pm
lalmisualpa ka rawn mail che kha.
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Kawnga Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Thiante u, Mangtha vek u.. In comment naktukah ka lo chhiar leh vek ang
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funny_but_nice Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:17 pm
vawikhat pawh khi pa tho khi. a faten second hand kekawrte an leisak a, alo thawl deuh nitur ani. a kap ah chempui a rawlh pheia a cut hmiah. ama sawi dan chu-

” a fun tur a fun kimlo lutuka ka ninga chempui ka la lawka kan rawlh pheia.. ..hmak animai..” a hnu ah nui huah huah chungin ” uai thei a piang kha chu an uai ta duai duai mai a.” ala ti zui.
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chawnghilh Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:18 pm
The Ten Commandments kha Zodin Hall-ah a rawn chhuak a; mipuiin an bawh ruih ruih a —mahse, a film kha an cut nasa tawh lutuk deuh va, “Six Commandments,” an ti tawp!
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funny_but_nice Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:18 pm
kawnga van mu hma awm ve, kan nula rim pawn thingpui min la lum hleinem le..
mangtha le.
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lalmisualpa Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Funny fairlo bik e,ka rawn reply kha.
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mister Says:
February 4th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
haahaaa…hostel pakhat ah chuan hostel naupang ten an cook tlem a tham then deuh chu….mess atan Selfish lei tur in an tir vel…vang awm tiah2
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chhana Says:
February 5th, 2009 at 2:24 am
Curfew lai khan pawnah a lo chhuak a; sipai an lokal thut mai, “Khaih, khaih, khaih, curfew kha angai angin a la kal zela; tumah pawn chhuahloh tur a ni e,” Tlangau panngai emaw tiin an man lo.
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Viking Says:
February 5th, 2009 at 10:26 am
Ka nui bu tluk tluk mai
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funny_but_nice Says:
February 5th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Comment ava dawng tlem lehsi ee..
triplestar a khat tawkin ka rawn post zeuh zeuh dawnnia
In hlimna leh in nuih na hi alawm ka duh ber naute u. hahaha
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funny Says:
February 6th, 2009 at 9:29 am
Comment ava dawng tlem lehsi eee..
a khat tawkin ka rawn post thin dawnnia in refresh nan.
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Patriot Says:
February 6th, 2009 at 10:00 am
An fapa tlum ber hi an duat khawpa, a thu thu hian an chhungkua kha an awm a ni deuh ber mai. Chawlhni tuk chhungkaw inkhawmah an zaia, an fapa chuan guiter a perha, a thunawn tawpah minute chanve dawn dawn hi a zut kual ki kawi ve ziaha, a chhungte chuan ngawi karin an lo nghak thap thin.
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Patriot Says:
February 6th, 2009 at 10:04 am
Khaw pakhatah pawh Christmas laiin an zaikhawma nula lam lai pakhat chu a tlu ta tawp maia, a phungzawl emaw an ti a. Mahse a ke na avang zawk a lo nia. An han en chiang chu a ke khi karah khan sawnhlu/senhlu mu a lo tang tut niin. Sexy lo triah triah …
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H.Vangchhia Says:
February 7th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
ture story… chawnghilh chuan i hria ang, a mipa hi…. ka thianpa, Valkebaia an tih mai… Aizawl college leh JL high sikul ah pawh thawk tawh kha…. an nu nen an in then hnu khan theirawl te nen an in zui ve a. Ka room ah kan in kawm khawm a…zu te kan in tlang a…. a kawp pui nu chuan, ” u Val, mi hmangaih em,” hi a ti sek mai a…a tawp ah chuan u Vala chuan…. muang changin a lam hawi a lu her pah chuan… nui miah lovin, ” Ka ngaina che tih i hria e,” aw sin ret in zuk ti a mawle hairehai…a nula chu a ngawi hmaks
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chhana Says:
September 25th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
At khat chu a che deuh a nih chu.
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