Mithiam ho chuan an thil zir chianna ah rul chi khat an hmu chhuak a, he species hi a zia a danglam hle a ni tih an sawi. Misual hovin in lo hriat chian ve duh takin:
Zoological Name: Erecterius Trouserius
NickName (to be popularised): Trouser Snake
Description:
1. Color: Varies from Pink to Brown to Black (depending on its GENES)
2. Size: Varies from 3-9 inches (size often depends on Weather Conditions and Sub-species)
3. Common Habitat: Bedrooms; but is known to appear in unusual places from time to time. It appears to have a fondness for the camera, especially in kinky environments
4. Venom: Highly venomous; spit can cause abdominal swelling lasting for up to 9 months. Some victims surprisingly feels safer to swallow its venom. As such, the exact nature of the crime committed by this species often depends on careful examination of the stools of such victims
Character and Nature:
1. Sleeps for most of the time, but is easily aroused by the sights and sounds of oooh and aaah.
2. Usually attacks women in the lower abdominal area and behind with great vigor and intensity. Some species are known to have a fondness for men’s rear end (so misual guys beware!). In other words, it warms upto any crevice or hole!!
3. However, most of the biting incidents and crime committed by this snake remains unreported, either due to failure to report or worse, unwillingness to report by its victims, the nature of the crime or its lurid details
4. It is often uncomfortable when covered with any kind of plastic or skin-less polythene like materials. It enjoys freedom, and sometimes disobeys whoever owns it, by becoming excited and ready to strike at the most inappropriate moments.
5. Conversely, it often fails to “live up” to its name and droops at the crucial juncture, failing to strike to its own disappointment and the victim’s as well. This phenomenon has been attributed to, in most cases, overdose of C2H5OH, popularly known as Ethyl Alcohol or Pehtreh.
Attributes: Female Dermatologists swear its venom is excellent for treating pimples and acne – prolonged and regular facials with this venom can result in smooth and glowing skin. (Excellent beauty tips for Misual Girls)
(A hming leh character tlem a zawng hi sms a ka dawn a ni a, a bak zawng hi ka rawn phuah belh ta ngheng mai ani. Misual ho khan lo phuah belh teh u’n…. 
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August 13th, 2010 at 9:35 am
lushai_er, hahaha… a lo nih dawn khi a… :lol:
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August 13th, 2010 at 9:49 am
The Real, #49 i mamawh em ni?
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August 13th, 2010 at 9:53 am
mizovin rulngan kan tih..king Cobra ngei a lo nih dawn khi…a tur reng a chak mai..
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August 13th, 2010 at 9:59 am
Pu HV, nula ho hian min hmusit zo dawn tlat mai :lol:
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August 13th, 2010 at 10:01 am
Rul ti reng suh u, min chuk hmain chhuak daih ang. A hming atang pawn awi karei sei :lol:
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August 13th, 2010 at 10:01 am
The Real, han tlangzarh se kan ngaihtuah dawn nia (i tan);)
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August 13th, 2010 at 10:02 am
In rul sawi ang hi ka thawhpui pakhat chuan, “One eyed viper,” a ti :lol:
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August 13th, 2010 at 10:04 am
@ Pu HV, ASAP ha ha ha :lol: mahni a kan nuih vur vur chu le…
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August 13th, 2010 at 10:11 am
The Real, prescription a nih chuan inngaihtuah fe angai ang, ka doctor hnenah mahni anga sawi angai dawn si a :lol:
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August 13th, 2010 at 10:14 am
ha ha lo insawi mai la, nangpawn i mamawh ve tho ang. :lol:
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August 13th, 2010 at 10:21 am
The Real, keini te chu fakna atana hman tlak
Rul tha mi, ONE EYED VIPER mawle :lol:
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August 13th, 2010 at 10:26 am
Pu HV Blind viper te pawh a awm thei tho lo maw??? :lol:
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August 13th, 2010 at 10:34 am
Hahaha, one eyed viper hi chu a kua a lut tur hi chuan a tha tho thin teh ania… A rawn chhuah leh hnu hi chuan a ngui bar zel
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August 13th, 2010 at 10:40 am
Zahmawh sawi s’u aw.. :lol:
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August 13th, 2010 at 10:46 am
Nu pa 1 rul sei hmuh a va ang hlawm ve “Ka rul hmuh sei ziaa chuhhh…” an ti vel a, a thiannu in, “i uar a ni lo maw?” a lo ti te chu “Aw a nikhawp ang I UAR RUL a ni ngei ngei ang” zu ti a.
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August 13th, 2010 at 10:48 am
#64, a post hian a zir bawka sawi loh theihloh, admin ho pawn min hrethiam he post ah hi chuan
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August 13th, 2010 at 10:54 am
#66, kei ka â deuh va, he post hian a sawi tum hi ka la man pha chiah lo, zahmawhin a tlip ni maiin ka hria :lol:
Admin hovin min hriatthiam chuan rul pakhat pawh a sei lutuk a, a’n intisek mai chuh! Nu pakhatin a thihphah!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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August 13th, 2010 at 11:05 am
Tunah khan pawnah ka chhuak a.. gothica, khawnge i awm? Mizo nulate hi an hmelthra thlawt aw
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August 13th, 2010 at 11:08 am
#67, lolzzz.
:hairehai:
Ka hriat ve chu a rul lian ve tak ania, a neitupa kha nupui te reuh te nei ania. Daktawr ten kha rul kha a kua a aluh theih chen chin kha an bituk sak tawp
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August 13th, 2010 at 11:15 am
Hetiang rul dangdai “I UAR RUL” hi chi hnih a awm an ti.
1. Tur pai chi. Thih ngei ngei na tur, a vawi khat chuk hian khelawk khat vel a inject thin ! Antivenom an la hmu chhuak lo. Mahse a inven theih a, ruberised skinless boot hi a tha ber a. In chuk tir loh hi a invenna tha ber a ni !
2. Tur pai lem lo, vung satliah, kan topic a tarlan ang hian thla kua a daih. Rat snake (Sazu Rul) nen hian an in kungkaih lem lo!
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August 13th, 2010 at 1:13 pm
hramtea_pa i hurrrr :smile:
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August 13th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
For your kind information: Ka post ve hi ka vil hman thlawt lova, misual ho khan min lo excuse don nia; ka buai deuh a ni.
Humour atana ka rawn post ania, ka sawi tak angin kan u pakhatin sms atanga min thawn ania, ka nuihza bawk nen, add-ons potential a nei tha riau in ka hria a, ka phuah belh nghek a, ka rawn post ve mai a ni (For Pu HV: khawi site emaw ami ka lak chhawn a ni love…ka ching ve lo hlauh, tute emaw iangin
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Skirt Snake tih ang chi te pawh phuah tur engemaw in hriat belh tak leh in la rawn chhu zui dawn nia.
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August 13th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
har de har
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August 13th, 2010 at 4:31 pm
hramte-a pa hi sahram pa sa a ei tawh a niang a!
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